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"It's catheter changing day in the home, he'll be enjoying himself ![]() The thing is he's not even in a home he just likes changing catheters! ![]() | |||
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"Mine needs unclogging! ![]() Yeah, coz it's so full!! Come 'ere big boy and get unclogging!!! ![]() | |||
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"Mine needs unclogging! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mine needs unclogging! ![]() ![]() ![]() Meths ![]() | |||
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"Dave.... Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!" I can. I've seen it ![]() | |||
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"Dave.... Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob! I can. I've seen it ![]() I know that's bullshit. Those pyjama bottoms have never passed his knees ![]() | |||
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"Dave.... Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob! I can. I've seen it ![]() ![]() Sayin nuffink guv! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dave.... Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob! I can. I've seen it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh my how you've changed ![]() | |||
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" I can. I've seen it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok ok, it's 10 inches, completely shaved, with a prince Albert. AND, you can play god save the queen on it if you blow hard enough! ![]() | |||
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"Dave.... Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob! I can. I've seen it ![]() Only as I was pulling a mooney driving down the A2!! | |||
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"Dave.... Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob! I can. I've seen it ![]() NOT a good look! I do hope you BSC'd prior to such childish behaviour ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Update is pending! ![]() Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy! | |||
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"Update is pending! ![]() I haven't ruined him enough actually ![]() | |||
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"Update is pending! ![]() ![]() I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him ![]() | |||
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"Update is pending! ![]() ![]() ![]() Oi you, stop picking on my sidekick! ![]() | |||
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"Update is pending! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It looks like the gang is back together. ![]() | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() That's the funniest thing you've said. Ever | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt! ![]() | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() Push that Welsh lummox off ya then! | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!! ![]() | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun ![]() | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nothing's lost that a brothers gained! ![]() | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ancient Welsh quote I assume? | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You assume correct! ![]() | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not just a pretty face me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!! ![]() | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha you dick. I hate you sometimes ![]() | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know that bloody feeling only too well! ![]() | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Annoying isn't he? | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Update is pending! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And as childish as ever Splits; come on in, the waters lovely ![]() | |||
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"I'm the sensible one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That was funny, for him ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Not just a pretty face me :- Or is it not even...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He's such a twunt! ![]() | |||
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" Not just a pretty face me :- Or is it not even...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's a polite way of putting it! ![]() | |||
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" Not just a pretty face me :- Or is it not even...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since when have you been polite !!! ![]() | |||
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"Update is pending! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's only because Ryan has done a little tinkle in here again !! ![]() | |||
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"Update is pending! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That wasn't a tinkle ![]() | |||
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" Not just a pretty face me :- Or is it not even...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !! ![]() | |||
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" Not just a pretty face me :- Or is it not even...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Not just a pretty face me :- Or is it not even...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There's that petulant look of his... | |||
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" Not just a pretty face me :- Or is it not even...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Be nice! ![]() | |||
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" Not just a pretty face me :- Or is it not even...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You hardly deserve niceness after the thistle comment, ya ham fisted neanderthal ![]() | |||
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" Not just a pretty face me :- Or is it not even...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep, what she said ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's been two days since you abused me last Dave.... I'm torn between feeling relieved and worried for your safety " Well thank you for your concern ! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me ![]() ![]() The spaniel's ears?? | |||
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me ![]() ![]() Flapping when she runs ![]() | |||
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me ![]() ![]() ![]() Will she ever catch the car is the question ? | |||
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"Not with my puncture I won't.... Why haven't you fixed my bike yet? ![]() ![]() Said with real meaning! Like it lol | |||
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me ![]() ![]() ![]() Bloody hell tease that was a bit strong ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha ha she'd never say that to me. She loves me ![]() | |||
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm sure there is a joke there somewhere!! | |||
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"Not with my puncture I won't.... Why haven't you fixed my bike yet? ![]() ![]() Harsh but true. | |||
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"Not with my puncture I won't.... Why haven't you fixed my bike yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's true. She loves me more than Ryan... True story " I'll reserve judgement on that until I see you both lez up ![]() | |||
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"It's true. She loves me more than Ryan... True story I'll reserve judgement on that until I see you both lez up ![]() Well. Send her down and we'll Skype you ![]() | |||
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"It's true. She loves me more than Ryan... True story I'll reserve judgement on that until I see you both lez up ![]() ![]() I'm packing her bag as I type ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() Not denying you speak like Bianca then ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Faaaaaack ooooorf! | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() So that wasn't you outside chicken-land on Peckham high street the other day??? ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No you don't actually ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm waiting for an insult | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They'd be way too big for him ![]() | |||
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Very true my lovely ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() you haven't heard me ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I doubt very much he'd be wearing them ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I bloody have. Best sign off as we are doubling up ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They won't fit his sheep either ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No idea. All I could make out was apples and stairs and ginger jack n Danny's | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha I'm sending you a voice note tomorrow ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The only way I'd be getting into your knickers is if I was at the top of a burning building and I wanted to get to the bottom safely! ![]() | |||
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"I do NOT live in Peckham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha you'd be fortune to get in my best pair! The rest have holes in ![]() | |||
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"Dave, don't start with the accent insults boyo! It WILL get messy ![]() Thanks for having my back sista ![]() | |||
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"Dave, don't start with the accent insults boyo! It WILL get messy ![]() ![]() Drizzly!! | |||
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"Dave, don't start with the accent insults boyo! It WILL get messy ![]() ![]() You're such a spunktrumpet! ![]() | |||
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"Dave, don't start with the accent insults boyo! It WILL get messy ![]() ![]() He can't handle us both Red, he's running for the hills as we speak! ![]() | |||
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