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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dave....

Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and the broomsitck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loooool

Look it's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen him ? Only concerned because he might of slipped off his chair and could be stuck !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's catheter changing day in the home, he'll be enjoying himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's catheter changing day in the home, he'll be enjoying himself "

The thing is he's not even in a home he just likes changing catheters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine needs unclogging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine needs unclogging! "

Hanging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine needs unclogging!

Hanging!"

Yeah, coz it's so full!! Come 'ere big boy and get unclogging!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine needs unclogging!

Hanging!

Yeah, coz it's so full!! Come 'ere big boy and get unclogging!!! "

Wtf have you been drinking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine needs unclogging!

Hanging!

Yeah, coz it's so full!! Come 'ere big boy and get unclogging!!!

Wtf have you been drinking!!"

Meths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha you fuckers. I was trapped in a bedroom with a heavily lubed door knob and nobody would help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave....

Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day "

Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dave....

Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day

Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!"

I can. I've seen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave....

Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day

Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!

I can. I've seen it "

I know that's bullshit. Those pyjama bottoms have never passed his knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave....

Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day

Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!

I can. I've seen it

I know that's bullshit. Those pyjama bottoms have never passed his knees "

Sayin nuffink guv!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave....

Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day

Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!

I can. I've seen it

I know that's bullshit. Those pyjama bottoms have never passed his knees

Sayin nuffink guv!

"

Oh my how you've changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I can. I've seen it

I know that's bullshit. Those pyjama bottoms have never passed his knees

Sayin nuffink guv!

Oh my how you've changed "

Ok ok, it's 10 inches, completely shaved, with a prince Albert. AND, you can play god save the queen on it if you blow hard enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrr this isn't about me lol this is about muggins doing his best impression of a "do not disturb" sign!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think it's definitely about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's definitely about you? "

Pipe down you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave....

Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day

Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!

I can. I've seen it "

Only as I was pulling a mooney driving down the A2!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave....

Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day

Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!

I can. I've seen it

Only as I was pulling a mooney driving down the A2!!"

NOT a good look! I do hope you BSC'd prior to such childish behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update is pending!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update is pending! "

Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody will believe you anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update is pending!

Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!"

I haven't ruined him enough actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update is pending!

Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!

I haven't ruined him enough actually "

I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update is pending!

Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!

I haven't ruined him enough actually

I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him "

Oi you, stop picking on my sidekick!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Update is pending!

Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!

I haven't ruined him enough actually

I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him

Oi you, stop picking on my sidekick! "

It looks like the gang is back together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the sensible one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one "

That's the funniest thing you've said. Ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was alright I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one "

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was alright I suppose "

Meh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt! "

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!"

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!! "

Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!

Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun "

Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!

Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun

Nothing's lost that a brothers gained! "

Ancient Welsh quote I assume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!

Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun

Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!

Ancient Welsh quote I assume? "

You assume correct!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!

Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun

Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!

Ancient Welsh quote I assume?

You assume correct! "

Not just a pretty face me

Or is it not even...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!

Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun

Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!

Ancient Welsh quote I assume?

You assume correct!

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...? "

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!

Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun

Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!

Ancient Welsh quote I assume?

You assume correct!

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!! "

Hahaha you dick. I hate you sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!

Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun

Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!

Ancient Welsh quote I assume?

You assume correct!

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

Hahaha you dick. I hate you sometimes "

I know that bloody feeling only too well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!

Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun

Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!

Ancient Welsh quote I assume?

You assume correct!

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

Hahaha you dick. I hate you sometimes

I know that bloody feeling only too well! "

Annoying isn't he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!

Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun

Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!

Ancient Welsh quote I assume?

You assume correct!

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!! "

hahahahaha you had her Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update is pending!

Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!

I haven't ruined him enough actually

I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him

Oi you, stop picking on my sidekick!

It looks like the gang is back together. "

And as childish as ever Splits; come on in, the waters lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the sensible one

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!

Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!

I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!

Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun

Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!

Ancient Welsh quote I assume?

You assume correct!

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

hahahahaha you had her Dave "

That was funny, for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

hahahahaha you had her Dave

That was funny, for him "

He's such a twunt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

hahahahaha you had her Dave

That was funny, for him

He's such a twunt! "

That's a polite way of putting it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

hahahahaha you had her Dave

That was funny, for him

He's such a twunt!

That's a polite way of putting it! "

Since when have you been polite !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update is pending!

Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!

I haven't ruined him enough actually

I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him

Oi you, stop picking on my sidekick!

It looks like the gang is back together.

And as childish as ever Splits; come on in, the waters lovely "

That's only because Ryan has done a little tinkle in here again !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update is pending!

Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!

I haven't ruined him enough actually

I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him

Oi you, stop picking on my sidekick!

It looks like the gang is back together.

And as childish as ever Splits; come on in, the waters lovely

That's only because Ryan has done a little tinkle in here again !! "

That wasn't a tinkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

hahahahaha you had her Dave

That was funny, for him

He's such a twunt!

That's a polite way of putting it!

Since when have you been polite !!! "

I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

hahahahaha you had her Dave

That was funny, for him

He's such a twunt!

That's a polite way of putting it!

Since when have you been polite !!!

I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!

*groan

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

hahahahaha you had her Dave

That was funny, for him

He's such a twunt!

That's a polite way of putting it!

Since when have you been polite !!!

I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!

*groan

"

There's that petulant look of his...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

hahahahaha you had her Dave

That was funny, for him

He's such a twunt!

That's a polite way of putting it!

Since when have you been polite !!!

I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!

*groan

L

There's that petulant look of his... "

Be nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

hahahahaha you had her Dave

That was funny, for him

He's such a twunt!

That's a polite way of putting it!

Since when have you been polite !!!

I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!

*groan

L

There's that petulant look of his...

Be nice! "

You hardly deserve niceness after the thistle comment, ya ham fisted neanderthal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Not just a pretty face me :-

Or is it not even...?

Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!

hahahahaha you had her Dave

That was funny, for him

He's such a twunt!

That's a polite way of putting it!

Since when have you been polite !!!

I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!

*groan

L

There's that petulant look of his...

Be nice!

You hardly deserve niceness after the thistle comment, ya ham fisted neanderthal "

Yep, what she said

Oh... And fuck you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's been two days since you abused me last Dave.... I'm torn between feeling relieved and worried for your safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's been two days since you abused me last Dave.... I'm torn between feeling relieved and worried for your safety "

Well thank you for your concern !

But I've been on a ginger detox my doctor said they are bad for my health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or was it the vet , I forget?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the vet . He said you need worming by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha you never fail to disappoint me

It's not the worms you need to worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha you never fail to disappoint me

It's not the worms you need to worry about "

The spaniel's ears??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha you never fail to disappoint me

It's not the worms you need to worry about

The spaniel's ears??"

Flapping when she runs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha you never fail to disappoint me

It's not the worms you need to worry about

The spaniel's ears??

Flapping when she runs "

Will she ever catch the car is the question ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not with my puncture I won't.... Why haven't you fixed my bike yet?

I love your insults. I know you only do it to make yourself feel better about that little piece of skin you call a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not with my puncture I won't.... Why haven't you fixed my bike yet?

I love your insults. I know you only do it to make yourself feel better about that little piece of skin you call a penis "

Said with real meaning! Like it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha you never fail to disappoint me

It's not the worms you need to worry about

The spaniel's ears??

Flapping when she runs "

Bloody hell tease that was a bit strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha you never fail to disappoint me

It's not the worms you need to worry about

The spaniel's ears??

Flapping when she runs

Bloody hell tease that was a bit strong "

Ha ha she'd never say that to me. She loves me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha you never fail to disappoint me

It's not the worms you need to worry about

The spaniel's ears??

Flapping when she runs

Bloody hell tease that was a bit strong

Ha ha she'd never say that to me. She loves

me "

I'm sure there is a joke there somewhere!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not with my puncture I won't.... Why haven't you fixed my bike yet?

I love your insults. I know you only do it to make yourself feel better about that little piece of skin you call a penis "

Harsh but true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not with my puncture I won't.... Why haven't you fixed my bike yet?

I love your insults. I know you only do it to make yourself feel better about that little piece of skin you call a penis

Harsh but true. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's true. She loves me more than Ryan... True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's true. She loves me more than Ryan... True story "

I'll reserve judgement on that until I see you both lez up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's true. She loves me more than Ryan... True story

I'll reserve judgement on that until I see you both lez up "

Well. Send her down and we'll Skype you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's true. She loves me more than Ryan... True story

I'll reserve judgement on that until I see you both lez up

Well. Send her down and we'll Skype you "

I'm packing her bag as I type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maccy bags - check

Fanny flannel - check

Vodka - check

Rickaaaay ear protectors - check

A-Z of Peckham - check

Ok she's good to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do NOT live in Peckham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

"

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then "

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes "

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

"

So that wasn't you outside chicken-land on Peckham high street the other day???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a piss?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I only use Morleys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf! "

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that "

No you don't actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually "

I'm waiting for an insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

No insult

I'm waiting for an insult "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually "

Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

I'm waiting for an insult "

He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

I'm waiting for an insult

He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers

"

They'd be way too big for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha you never fail to disappoint me

It's not the worms you need to worry about

The spaniel's ears??

Flapping when she runs

Bloody hell tease that was a bit strong

Ha ha she'd never say that to me. She loves me "

Very true my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. "

you haven't heard me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

I'm waiting for an insult

He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers

They'd be way too big for him "

I doubt very much he'd be wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. you haven't heard me "

I bloody have.

Best sign off as we are doubling up

Ryan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. you haven't heard me

I bloody have.

Best sign off as we are doubling up

Ryan"

Have you was I d*unk ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

I'm waiting for an insult

He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers

They'd be way too big for him

I doubt very much he'd be wearing them

"

They won't fit his sheep either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. you haven't heard me

I bloody have.

Best sign off as we are doubling up

Ryan

Have you was I d*unk ha ha "

No idea. All I could make out was apples and stairs and ginger jack n Danny's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf!

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. you haven't heard me

I bloody have.

Best sign off as we are doubling up

Ryan

Have you was I d*unk ha ha

No idea. All I could make out was apples and stairs and ginger jack n Danny's "

Haha I'm sending you a voice note tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

I'm waiting for an insult

He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers

They'd be way too big for him "

The only way I'd be getting into your knickers is if I was at the top of a burning building and I wanted to get to the bottom safely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do NOT live in Peckham

Not denying you speak like Bianca then

Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes

Faaaaaack ooooorf

You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that

No you don't actually

I'm waiting for an insult

He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers

They'd be way too big for him

The only way I'd be getting into your knickers is if I was at the top of a burning building and I wanted to get to the bottom safely! "

Haha you'd be fortune to get in my best pair! The rest have holes in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, I have a couple of fab free days and you lot start scrapping! Now get on the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave, don't start with the accent insults boyo! It WILL get messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dave, don't start with the accent insults boyo! It WILL get messy "

Thanks for having my back sista

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave, don't start with the accent insults boyo! It WILL get messy

Thanks for having my back sista "

Drizzly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave, don't start with the accent insults boyo! It WILL get messy

Thanks for having my back sista

Drizzly!!"

You're such a spunktrumpet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave, don't start with the accent insults boyo! It WILL get messy

Thanks for having my back sista "

He can't handle us both Red, he's running for the hills as we speak!

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