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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... a simple machine for turning beer into piss

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

...the apparatus for inducing methane into the atmosphere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pain in the ass sometimes

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

better than a vibrator

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"a pain in the ass sometimes

You need better lube

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

convinced he is dying if he sneezes

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"better than a vibrator

I will second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usefull for pimping for cake and shoes

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"usefull for pimping for cake and shoes

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a pain in the ass sometimes

You need better lube

new i was forgetting something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never better than a female :D

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

handy to go out with on a night - his pockets are big enough for lippy, purse, car keys, condoms (if applicable) - meaning I have to carry absolutely nothing! (I don't own a handbag...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a pain in the ass sometimes

never a pain in the ass.. i like it :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a pain in the ass sometimes

never a pain in the ass.. i like it :D "

so do i but dont tell anyone i said it

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By *appy101Woman
over a year ago

Telford

ideal for carrying my shopping :p

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ideal for abusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bloke is.....for life, not just christmas presents.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Good for putting the rubbish out

Good for saying what you want to hear as he knows it just ain't worth the hassle to disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... a simple machine for turning beer into piss

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piss is good for you do you know that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..a sex machine at night

..a cash machine during the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..a sex machine at night

..a cash machine during the day

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yes thats the dream man ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..a sex machine at night

..a cash machine during the day

yes thats the dream man ,,

Looking at your avatar each day, like I do - you're pretty much the dream woman (I refer you to my post on 'if you had to give up sex')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..a sex machine at night

..a cash machine during the day

yes thats the dream man ,,

Looking at your avatar each day, like I do - you're pretty much the dream woman (I refer you to my post on 'if you had to give up sex')

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do you i sall now look at that xx we cant live with out sex and lust and passion running around in our minds and bodys we may as well be dead , lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Deprived of the remote between 7-9pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Good for bringing me a cup of coffee in bed in the mornings

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

"a cock"

and im sure you will agree, sometime a right cunt lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke is an omnipotent and powerful being

In total control of the world and the universe master of all he surveys

(and yes before ya ask i have a woman's permission ta say that ok) xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"handy to go out with on a night - his pockets are big enough for lippy, purse, car keys, condoms (if applicable) - meaning I have to carry absolutely nothing! (I don't own a handbag...)

you dont own a handbag????

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

a bloke is great if you dont want the dishes done, tea made, clothes picked up from floor, a lift anywhere, shopping done, hoovering done, toilet flushed and cleaned, towels hanging up, and breakfast in bed lol. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloke is an omnipotent and powerful being

In total control of the world and the universe master of all he surveys

(and yes before ya ask i have a woman's permission ta say that ok) xx

Best laugh ive had so far today

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the best footballer player ever if he is watching others playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whatever a woman wants him to be at any given moment!

That just about sums us up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a bloke is great if you dont want the dishes done, tea made, clothes picked up from floor, a lift anywhere, shopping done, hoovering done, toilet flushed and cleaned, towels hanging up, and breakfast in bed lol. x"

ya missed out 'and put the toilet seat down'!

a bloke is great for using and abusing!!!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

ya missed out 'and put the toilet seat down'!

a bloke is great for using and abusing!!!"

oh yeah forgot about that lol.

i wouldnt let ya use and abuse me tho.........ok i lie i would ha ha x

pleaseeeeeee lol

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