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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oh crap, now I have to clean my house!

I knew there was a good reason, other than safety, not to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh crap, now I have to clean my house!

I knew there was a good reason, other than safety, not to."

feel for you! go for 'mood lighting'.. candle in the room youre going to play in, and put one of those crappy eco bulbs in the bathroom..you can hide a multitude of sins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh crap, now I have to clean my house!

I knew there was a good reason, other than safety, not to.

feel for you! go for 'mood lighting'.. candle in the room youre going to play in, and put one of those crappy eco bulbs in the bathroom..you can hide a multitude of sins!"

I always go for fairy lights

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover. "

Do you want a job as my cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to hire a french maid..but she has to do everything in slowmotion

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If they dont like the way i live tough. There only coming for a shag

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract


"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover. "

Dudette are you a professional cleaner? I've put fabreeze on radiators before though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover. "

all that effort ..

hope the guys a two pumps n a squirt

sorry OP

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I just chuck a new bog roll on the holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover.

Do you want a job as my cleaner "

If you lived closer I would, could pay me in fags!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover.

all that effort ..

hope the guys a two pumps n a squirt

sorry OP "

That's just good sense!

Obviously for meet purposes you'd have fresh bedding put on that day and a pan pipes cd in the stereo.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"If they dont like the way i live tough. There only coming for a shag"

I'm not going mad but it is a bit fluffy here. I've had a lot on my mind lately and some chores slipped a bit.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I do have to be on cat shit watch checking i havent missed them pooing just before a meet

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"If they dont like the way i live tough. There only coming for a shag

I'm not going mad but it is a bit fluffy here. I've had a lot on my mind lately and some chores slipped a bit."

I'm feeling your pain! lol

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My location isn't lying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any point trying to tell him you want him to wear sunglasses..tell him its a top gun/teenage crush thing...drives you wild!

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside


"Oh crap, now I have to clean my house!

I knew there was a good reason, other than safety, not to."

This made me have a much needed chuckle. Thank you.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover. "

I like the tip for radiators x

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Dusting using the hover works as a start for me.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Just go from the door to the bedroom then you only have to clean the entrance, stairs, bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like an annual thing ??

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom


"Oh crap, now I have to clean my house!

I knew there was a good reason, other than safety, not to."

Get a sub in... He'd love to clean for you xx

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Oh crap, now I have to clean my house!

I knew there was a good reason, other than safety, not to.

Get a sub in... He'd love to clean for you xx "

Easier said than done! I've had several offer to do various household chores and when I've agreed they've backed off saying it's only a chat-up line...wtf! lol

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Hope csi don't visit my flat with one of those uv lamps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh crap, now I have to clean my house!

I knew there was a good reason, other than safety, not to."

Ffs leave the seat up. You women are a pain in the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who have you got coming round, Kim & Aggie?

Dont let it get that bad in the first place, then you only need to give it a light going-over.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Who have you got coming round, Kim & Aggie?

Dont let it get that bad in the first place, then you only need to give it a light going-over. "

How clean is your ho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who have you got coming round, Kim & Aggie?

Dont let it get that bad in the first place, then you only need to give it a light going-over.

How clean is your ho?"

Bro, my Ho is all a Glo, Yo.

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I love the radiator tip.... But that means they have to be on

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I do have to be on cat shit watch checking i havent missed them pooing just before a meet "

I had someone round last night,our cat started heaving just before he was due,thankfully she kept it down whatever it was

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