FabSwingers.com forum: Buy Adelle a pie

By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago

jersey

Just heard chirpy Adelle on the radio and come to the conclusion that , well , she's not happy . I can just imagine Morrissey and Dido in a bar listening to her songs and thinking " Oh for fucksake cheer up love ! It might never happen ! " So I'm gonna buy her a steak and kidney pie out of the chippy and see does that perk her up a bit . Anyone else got any suggestions on how we can cheer her up and stop her banging on about failed relationships ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

LOL

I'm not sure another pie is necessarily the answer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just heard chirpy Adelle on the radio and come to the conclusion that , well , she's not happy . I can just imagine Morrissey and Dido in a bar listening to her songs and thinking " Oh for fucksake cheer up love ! It might never happen ! " So I'm gonna buy her a steak and kidney pie out of the chippy and see does that perk her up a bit . Anyone else got any suggestions on how we can cheer her up and stop her banging on about failed relationships ? "

Yeah show her how much money she has.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"LOL

I'm not sure another pie is necessarily the answer..."

true ..... maybe we could get the fryer to batter the pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon shes happy as a pig in muck. Shes made loads of money so people obviously like her.

Failed relationship songs are half the songs in existence

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I actually think she is one of the most grounded people there are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could buy her a never ending gob stopper so I don't have to listen to the shite she calls music anymore

Glastonbury for fucks sake,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want pies or,

I want crumble,

I will buy all

At the pie stall..

..the Pie Stall.

(Sung to the chorus of Skyfall)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want pies or,

I want crumble,

I will buy all

At the pie stall..

..the Pie Stall.

(Sung to the chorus of Skyfall)

Staawwl instead of stall then.

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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago

jersey

"I reckon shes happy as a pig in muck. Shes made loads of money so people obviously like her.

Failed relationship songs are half the songs in existence"
not disputing the talent or the cash .... But she could do a chirpy one every now and again . I still reckon a pie might help .

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I want pies or,

I want crumble,

I will buy all

At the pie stall..

..the Pie Stall.

(Sung to the chorus of Skyfall)

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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago

jersey

Or maybe if she did a musical solo on the spoons that would really get a good old knees up going . And I thought that lad out of the Streets was depressed when he sang " Dry your eyes mate " and hollered out that haunting line " I've got a propah sorry frahhhhhhhhhhhhnn " . A real tear jerker .

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

I'd buy her an award winning pork pie from hoffmans

Warmed in the oven not the microwave, mushy peas and gravy

That will sort her out

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"I'd buy her an award winning pork pie from hoffmans

Warmed in the oven not the microwave, mushy peas and gravy

That will sort her out "

and a couple of squirts of hendos?

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

for gods sake you don't have gravy with mushy peas

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

We do in Yorkshire

Pie peas and gravy

Or pie peas and mint sauce

No hendos

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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago

jersey

Or how about if we got her a season ticket for Greggs ? I reckon that would stop her moping about the gaff with a face as long as a flasher's mack .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people always whinge about music that's not happy? Are we always constantly happy as humans? No we are not so why not have music that can reflect all moods? Personally the music I listen to generally reflects the mood I am in. However I personally don't care for Adele as her music is not my cup of Tetleys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my opinion she is probably the finest female singer in the country. I love her music.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I want pies or,

I want crumble,

I will buy all

At the pie stall..

..the Pie Stall.

(Sung to the chorus of Skyfall)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I want pies or,

I want crumble,

I will buy all

At the pie stall..

..the Pie Stall.

(Sung to the chorus of Skyfall)

"
hilarious... I'll remember this song as pie stall from now on

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

I'd buy a Gold fab membership. I'm sure all she really needs is a decent seeing to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff pie .... Maybe it's men that are the problem. She needs unicorns in her life.

Sarah

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's loaded, buy me a fucking pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She certainly isn't the happiest multi millionaire out there is she ?

What she does , she does really well , hence her status . But I've never liked her music , nor her attitude .

Clearly has some issues which seem no nearer to being resolved now than they were when she took her last sabbatical .

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like Adele. I can only imagine that for every failed relationship song she sings, she's banking another few million. That might be of some comfort to her.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I bet she was a better bunk up before.

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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago

jersey

I will even go as far as throwing in some mushy peas in a bid to lift her morose spirits . Come on people ! Between us we CAN do this !

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

buy her a pie and she will show you how to rotate pictures.....

win:win

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I'd just ask her outright, fancy a shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon shes happy as a pig in muck. Shes made loads of money so people obviously like her.

Failed relationship songs are half the songs in existence not disputing the talent or the cash .... But she could do a chirpy one every now and again . I still reckon a pie might help . "

Thats her genre you would ask slipknot to do a pop song would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo a pukka balti pie

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

The best music is not "happy"; it's sad, or dramatic or emotional.

Think of all the really crap music; it's all the "happy" stuff....

Agadoo, Birdie Song, Summer Holiday.... I can't go on without feeling sick.

Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of very well to do people I know are miserable fuckers (not all) and the problem is the worry of money.

They don't worry about bills, making ends meet, or can I afford a newer car. They worry about been ripped off, about partners wanting them only for money and now they've got everything what do they do now.

But Adelle is a very good singer just had some bad life experiences. No need to be sad all the time though. Life is to short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We could buy her a never ending gob stopper so I don't have to listen to the shite she calls music anymore

Glastonbury for fucks sake,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather than cheering her up is it not possible to shut her up??

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"for gods sake you don't have gravy with mushy peas

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heathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go down on her, she'll be doing a cover of walking on sunshine within a week.

Lovely girl

Great music

And how many people have got over shit relationships while listening to her albums? Sometimes it helps to feel your not alone in misery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick her in a room with Sam Smith for an hour. She's got nothing on that whiny twat and her next album may be titled 'I'm happy now'!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

she is playing out her upset, angst and dealing with her stuff that way.

considering the wallowing in self pity, faux outrage, angst because someone has sent a pissy message, lost mojos, people don't get enough attention or a shag that goes on in here, it's a tad ironic that people give her shit for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually think she is one of the most grounded people there are..."

In fairness, her songs drive me mad. But she comes across really well in inter_iews and such like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the people on here who really know me. I'll plead the fifth!

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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago

jersey

"for gods sake you don't have gravy with mushy peas

heathen"
Thank you for correcting me ..... I crossed a line there . I forgot the fundimental rules of gravy ...

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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago

jersey

Or , for her next video she could bounce around on a space hopper whilst eating jelly and custard . Now that's bound to turn that old frown upside down . It'll be like " It's a Knock out " in the 1970s .

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A nice salad might be more appropriate.

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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago

jersey

" A nice salad might be more appropriate."
hmmm , could be , do you think a bowl full of the green stuff will turn her runaway train away from rampaging into misery arse valley ?

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

" A nice salad might be more appropriate. hmmm , could be , do you think a bowl full of the green stuff will turn her runaway train away from rampaging into misery arse valley ?

Ha, you may have a point lol

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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago

jersey

Well I think the only way poor old Adelle is going to drag her arse out of this quagmire of misery is to do a cover version of a successful pop star from years gone by ....George Formby . Now old George was a master of belting out chirpy hits with just enough hints of sauciness to make a nun blush . If Adelle did a cover of " When I'm cleaning windows " it would not only be a top banging tune in night clubs in Ibiza , but may at long last let the poor lass know the joy of the corners of her mouth going up......as well as down . Please fellow fabbers....let's make this song number 1 .

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

I think her millions of pounds she earns from it goes a long way to cheering her up lol

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I think her millions of pounds she earns from it goes a long way to cheering her up lol

Money doesn't make you happy;

But it's a lot better to be crying in the back of a Mercedes than on a bicycle .

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Don't get me wrong, I think adele has a really good singing voice and during inter_iews she seems just a regular/normal lass.

As for her songs, they do sound similar to each other.

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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago

jersey

I agree with the above comments about cash as it always seems to revolve back to this. But she is living proof , money doesn't make this particular pop star happy . Maybe if she went to Alton towers that might cheer her up , or if someone bought her some comedy wind up chattering teeth ?

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