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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Movie quotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Still the best

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oliver Norville Hardy, and this is my friend, Mr Laurel"

The precursor to many a hysterical time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messiah!

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By *ayd2pinkTV/TS
over a year ago

TENTERDEN

Nope, he just went home at the end of the day and said "fuck me didn't think selling icebergs to eskimo's was that easy"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Knights Who Say "Ni!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to make him an offer he can't refuse - best film ever

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What did the Romans ever do for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's better to burn out than to fade away ........... there can be only one!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What did the Romans ever do for us? "

PEACE?!

Shut up!!!

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Taken: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Messiah!"

My spelling is awfull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No time for the old in-out love. I've come to read the meter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your going to buy me a new caravan Tommy

Why, what's wrong with the caravan Turkish

Oh nothing Tommy....... It's tip top !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definition of irony people dancing on a airplane to a song sung by a group who died in an aeroplane crash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better get a bigger boat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Sarah

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

I feel the need

The need for Speed!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Put your lips together and blow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY15R3yHBEI

*melts*

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Do .. Or do not.... There is no try ... Yoda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do .. Or do not.... There is no try ... Yoda"
Then obi wan says " only a sith deals in absolutes", always confused me

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By *lirty_dirtyCouple
over a year ago

Lingfield

"What were they,psychos or something?"

"Psychos don't explode in sunlight,I don't give a fucking how crazy they are. They were vampires"

From dusk till dawn

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Do .. Or do not.... There is no try ... Yoda Then obi wan says " only a sith deals in absolutes", always confused me "
just shows what complete bollox the star wars films are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you gonna get!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

She completed the kessel run (a stellar distance) in 15 parsecs (another stellar distance) grrrr

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

I'm not bad, they drew me that way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Manny, look at that Pelican fly

Come on, flyyyy Pelican

Scarface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Sarah

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Now, let's kill that fucking band"

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Loki: I have an army!

Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having an old friend for dinner.......

Anthony Hopkins just has the perfect voice to deliver that line.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the singing bush

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

infamy they have all got it infamy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I supposed to do? Write a piece called "We're all fucked"

Yes! That's a perfect title!.

I did love that line

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man's gotta know his limitations

"Dirty" Harry Callahan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

End of the smurf speech from Donnie Darko

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

I'm funny how you mean funny like a clown, i'm here to fukkin amuse you funny how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consider the lilies...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle.. "

The warriors i love that film

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 26/03/16 19:20:25]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't throw those bloody spears at me.

Peachy Carneham (Michael Caine) in The Man Who Would Be King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But not yet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocco:

Fucking... What the f***. Who the f*** f***ed this f***ing... How did you two f***ing f***s... F***!!

Connor: that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Boondock saints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 26/03/16 19:20:25]"
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My all time favourite film!!. It's cinema at it best.

But you should have picked the line.

.Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are going to become soldiers. A soldier does not think. He only obeys. Do you really think that if a soldier thought twice he'd give his life for queen and country? Not bloody likely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You play pretty good for a white boy.... yeah, and I thought you'd be bigger. Roadhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wants to know if you are gods.

Not gods - Englishmen. The next best thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like a normal person but actually you're the angel of death !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yarp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Good morning, Dave" HAL 9000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Nobody puts baby in the corner'

And

'I carried a watermelon'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"He wants to know if you are gods.

Not gods - Englishmen. The next best thing.

"
Danny's only a man. But he can break wind at both ends simultaneous - which is more, I reckon, than any god can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"say hello to my little friend"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

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By *rnyashellcplCouple
over a year ago

Haydock

PULP FICTION...The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PULP FICTION...The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead, make my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkish

Do you take sugar?

Brick top

No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough

Do you know what nemesis means?

A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right 'orible cunt.

Me!

If I throw a dog a bone I don't want to know if it tasted good it not.

Now if you stop me while I'm walking again I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off

In the quiet words if the virgin Mary, come again.

Tommy

Alright, who nicked the jam out if your doughnut?

Turkish

You tommy, you nicked the jam out of my doughnut

Bullet tooth

Mine has desert eagle writen down the side, while yours has replica.

I'm off to watch snatch again now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wants to know if you are gods.

Not gods - Englishmen. The next best thing.

Danny's only a man. But he can break wind at both ends simultaneous - which is more, I reckon, than any god can do.

"
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It's a genuine classic!.

Billy fish has some of the greatest comedy lines of all time!.

I tell ootah all the time about you eglishmens, how you give dogs names and removes your hats for womens... How you march into battle left right left right... He laughs much

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A Sherman can give you a very nice........edge

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Monty, you terrible cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

We need to get these people to a hospital

A hospital what is it

It's a big building with patients in it but that's not important right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar man

Do you really think the world us going to end sir

Ford prefect

Yes

Bar man

Shouldn't we put paper bags on our heads and lie in the floor or something?

Ford prefect

Yes

Bar man

Will it help?

Ford prefect

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, nalga high pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want the truth you cant handle the truth jack Nicholson in a few good men x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar man

Do you really think the world us going to end sir

Ford prefect

Yes

Bar man

Shouldn't we put paper bags on our heads and lie in the floor or something?

Ford prefect

Yes

Bar man

Will it help?

Ford prefect

Lol

that film was a travesty, poor old Douglas is spinning in his grave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you always douse men in flame retardant chemicals, no wonder you are single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's Johnny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's Johnny!"
and Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty shitty city

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favourite head up against the bar room wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yes sir, the check is in the mail."

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

THIS IS SPARTA!

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

" All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, nalga high pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

One of my favourite films. May just have to watch this again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this? A centre for ants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar man

Do you really think the world us going to end sir

Ford prefect

Yes

Bar man

Shouldn't we put paper bags on our heads and lie in the floor or something?

Ford prefect

Yes

Bar man

Will it help?

Ford prefect

Lol

that film was a travesty, poor old Douglas is spinning in his grave. "

'I'm not getting you down am I? It's just my diodes hurt all down my body'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.

Ford, you're turning into a penguin, stop it.

What's so bad about being d*unk? ask a glass of water.

... This may unnerve you. It scares the Willies out of me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monty, you terrible cunt"

Withnail and I, perchance?

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Monty, you terrible cunt

Withnail and I, perchance? "

Well done

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Henry Moon: Well! Anybody hungry?

Big Abe: [deadpan] Hungry! Shit, I could eat a frozen dog.

Henry Moon: Well, we'll go on out to the kitchen and see if we got one already froze.

Jack Nicholson in Goin' South

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake Blues: Hit it.

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By *djjdhCouple
over a year ago

colchester

Puny god

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

With a little bit of time for adjustment

A lot of drinks

It's a face I would be happy to sit on

Deadpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stoopid is as stoopid does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Till death do us part - Mallory Know, Natural Born Killers.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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By *adeDragonMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Argo fuck your self

John Goodmanham in Argo

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Pretty shitty city"

Ha ha

"Tits and hand shandy, love....

Bon voyage"

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By *he Hobbit And MeCouple
over a year ago

southampton

He promised me as much gold as I could eat!

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

"Bar man

Do you really think the world us going to end sir

Ford prefect

Yes

Bar man

Shouldn't we put paper bags on our heads and lie in the floor or something?

Ford prefect

Yes

Bar man

Will it help?

Ford prefect

Lol

that film was a travesty, poor old Douglas is spinning in his grave.

'I'm not getting you down am I? It's just my diodes hurt all down my body'

Me with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me to open the door,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry!"

"What?!"

"It's an inanimate fuckin' object!"

"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKIN' OBJECT!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar man

Do you really think the world us going to end sir

Ford prefect

Yes

Bar man

Shouldn't we put paper bags on our heads and lie in the floor or something?

Ford prefect

Yes

Bar man

Will it help?

Ford prefect

Lol

that film was a travesty, poor old Douglas is spinning in his grave. "

How dare you assume I wasn't quoting from the tv series

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

It's the stay puff marshmallow man !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avi!

Sit down, shut up you big bald fuck

Smoking robs you if your ambition.

Not if your ambition is to get high and watch tv

What ever it is your reaching for better be a sandwich, because your going to have to eat it

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

No!

Stop screwing around Bennett and let the girl go

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

And I'm all out of bubblegum

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