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Current bed will not have been christened before it gets binned..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had sex on ship of the Royal navy, sadly now i never will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

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You have to try a car at lest once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never had sex on ship of the Royal navy, sadly now i never will."

mmmm i like Navy servicemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

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Every bed must be christened. That's against the law.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

You have to try a car at lest once "

Id give a guy head but with my size fucking id say was impossible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

You have to try a car at lest once

Id give a guy head but with my size fucking id say was impossible lol "

Nothing is impossible, well maybe a smart car

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

You have to try a car at lest once

Id give a guy head but with my size fucking id say was impossible lol "

It's overrated. I lost my virginity in a car.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

You have to try a car at lest once

Id give a guy head but with my size fucking id say was impossible lol

Nothing is impossible, well maybe a smart car "

lmao..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

You have to try a car at lest once

Id give a guy head but with my size fucking id say was impossible lol

It's overrated. I lost my virginity in a car. "

I lost mine on top of a car does that count

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

You have to try a car at lest once

Id give a guy head but with my size fucking id say was impossible lol

It's overrated. I lost my virginity in a car. "

Did it slip down between the split rear seats ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

It's overrated. I lost my virginity in a car. "

i lost mine rather d*unk few days after my 18th to a really good friend in a hotel room whilst shouting 'your fucking my virgin cunt'

not my finest moment,, but ive not forgotten it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

You have to try a car at lest once

Id give a guy head but with my size fucking id say was impossible lol

It's overrated. I lost my virginity in a car.

Did it slip down between the split rear seats ??? "

lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Car sex just reminds me of being a teenager and having no place to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had sex on ship of the Royal navy, sadly now i never will.

mmmm i like Navy servicemen "

Reminds me of the old joke.......

She was only the Admirals daughter..but her navel base was always full of discharged semen....

Seriously tho OP. Massive shame you have seen an entire lifetime of a bed without "christening" it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Car sex just reminds me of being a teenager and having no place to go"

my 'go to' place was a field.. hay bails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's overrated. I lost my virginity in a car.

i lost mine rather d*unk few days after my 18th to a really good friend in a hotel room whilst shouting 'your fucking my virgin cunt'

not my finest moment,, but ive not forgotten it lol "

Well you weren't lying were you lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

It's overrated. I lost my virginity in a car.

i lost mine rather d*unk few days after my 18th to a really good friend in a hotel room whilst shouting 'your fucking my virgin cunt'

not my finest moment,, but ive not forgotten it lol "

I don't think I'd ever been to a hotel room by the time I lost my virginity. We were poor and holidays were always wherever there was family to put us up.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Car sex just reminds me of being a teenager and having no place to go

my 'go to' place was a field.. hay bails "
i lost my virginity in a corn field it had just been cut and was as prickly as hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

It's overrated. I lost my virginity in a car.

i lost mine rather d*unk few days after my 18th to a really good friend in a hotel room whilst shouting 'your fucking my virgin cunt'

not my finest moment,, but ive not forgotten it lol

Well you weren't lying were you lol"

Think it was watching too much porn and thinking thats what guys wanted to hear..

day to day id never talk like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Car sex just reminds me of being a teenager and having no place to go

my 'go to' place was a field.. hay bails i lost my virginity in a corn field it had just been cut and was as prickly as hell"

lol i remember from personal experience having some straw go somewhere it shouldnt :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's overrated. I lost my virginity in a car.

i lost mine rather d*unk few days after my 18th to a really good friend in a hotel room whilst shouting 'your fucking my virgin cunt'

not my finest moment,, but ive not forgotten it lol

Well you weren't lying were you lol

Think it was watching too much porn and thinking thats what guys wanted to hear..

day to day id never talk like that. "

Tried dirty talk once, she almost pissed herself, guess I am not to good at it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had successful car sex yet but will keep trying lol they say the more u practice the better u become

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Tried dirty talk once, she almost pissed herself, guess I am not to good at it lol"

depends if your into watersports or not.. lol

Again it was one of those things i was into when i was younger (not that im old) but was influenced by porn and i try to please men,, and forgot that i should be doing things for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had successful car sex yet but will keep trying lol they say the more u practice the better u become "

Absolutely,, positive mental attitude :D

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

You have to try a car at lest once

Id give a guy head but with my size fucking id say was impossible lol

It's overrated. I lost my virginity in a car. "

Did it fall down that gap between the drivers seat and the gear stick? I've lost lots of things down there.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Car sex just reminds me of being a teenager and having no place to go

my 'go to' place was a field.. hay bails "
mmm cider with sassy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Car sex just reminds me of being a teenager and having no place to go

my 'go to' place was a field.. hay bails mmm cider with sassy "

truth be told ive never tried Cider.. i just like my wine :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Again it was one of those things i was into when i was younger (not that im old) but was influenced by porn and i try to please men,, and forgot that i should be doing things for me"

Porn does gave people the wrong idea sometimes I know but you can get some good idea off it to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Again it was one of those things i was into when i was younger (not that im old) but was influenced by porn and i try to please men,, and forgot that i should be doing things for me"

Porn does gave people the wrong idea sometimes I know but you can get some good idea off it to"

least it showed me some kinda idea what a blow job was and various ways of doing it..

we all had to learn once :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Porn does gave people the wrong idea sometimes I know but you can get some good idea off it to"

Don't mock what's paid my mortgage. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Porn does gave people the wrong idea sometimes I know but you can get some good idea off it to

Don't mock what's paid my mortgage. Lol"
how small is your mortgage lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Porn does gave people the wrong idea sometimes I know but you can get some good idea off it to

Don't mock what's paid my mortgage. Lolhow small is your mortgage lol "

Perfectly average. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Porn does gave people the wrong idea sometimes I know but you can get some good idea off it to

Don't mock what's paid my mortgage. Lol"

To be frank i think the comment was fair.. Porn is fantasy for most and sometimes the reality isnt quite the same

Ive watched, wanted it, had it,,, been dissapointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Porn does gave people the wrong idea sometimes I know but you can get some good idea off it to

Don't mock what's paid my mortgage. Lol"

Not mocking it mate that's now I make a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Porn does gave people the wrong idea sometimes I know but you can get some good idea off it to

Don't mock what's paid my mortgage. Lol

Not mocking it mate that's now I make a living "

Well without you retailers us lot would be out of work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Porn does gave people the wrong idea sometimes I know but you can get some good idea off it to

Don't mock what's paid my mortgage. Lol

To be frank i think the comment was fair.. Porn is fantasy for most and sometimes the reality isnt quite the same

Ive watched, wanted it, had it,,, been dissapointed "

Think you can say that about anything, fantasy is always better then reality or am I wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Porn does gave people the wrong idea sometimes I know but you can get some good idea off it to

Don't mock what's paid my mortgage. Lol

Not mocking it mate that's now I make a living

Well without you retailers us lot would be out of work. "

I'll do my best to keep you in work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's def work in progress but that's the point of it , it's huge fun trying it and discovering that it's bloody hard work

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

First night my last boyfriend stayed i had a gorgeous wooden bed all wooden surround with a wooden foot and headboard. It had been my grandmas from when they got married so was over 60 years old. Clumsy twat broke it, he said the look i gave him he thought i was going to kill him and he thought id never want to see him again. We ended up lasting just under two years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First night my last boyfriend stayed i had a gorgeous wooden bed all wooden surround with a wooden foot and headboard. It had been my grandmas from when they got married so was over 60 years old. Clumsy twat broke it, he said the look i gave him he thought i was going to kill him and he thought id never want to see him again. We ended up lasting just under two years "

ive just opted for a firm mattress, divan bed from Dreams,, bought the headboard too but changed my mind on the bedroom furniture i just bought. Tried to cancel the headboard and they refunded me 90%..

id love a chunky wooden bed but worried id break it at my current weight.

bought a dirt cheap headboard of ebay.. £25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

i lost mine rather d*unk few days after my 18th to a really good friend in a hotel room whilst shouting 'your fucking my virgin cunt'

not my finest moment,, but ive not forgotten it lol "

I just laugh end out load at this. Classic.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"First night my last boyfriend stayed i had a gorgeous wooden bed all wooden surround with a wooden foot and headboard. It had been my grandmas from when they got married so was over 60 years old. Clumsy twat broke it, he said the look i gave him he thought i was going to kill him and he thought id never want to see him again. We ended up lasting just under two years

ive just opted for a firm mattress, divan bed from Dreams,, bought the headboard too but changed my mind on the bedroom furniture i just bought. Tried to cancel the headboard and they refunded me 90%..

id love a chunky wooden bed but worried id break it at my current weight.

bought a dirt cheap headboard of ebay.. £25 "
ive only ever had normal beds since but the one i have has tons of storage space

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My bed has hardly seen any action in the 10 years I have been single, maybe that's why it has lasted so long

As fe car sex, it's very easy if you have a higher type of car, you just lie on the edge of the back seat with the door open and the guy stands between your legs ..... apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bed has hardly seen any action in the 10 years I have been single, maybe that's why it has lasted so long

As fe car sex, it's very easy if you have a higher type of car, you just lie on the edge of the back seat with the door open and the guy stands between your legs ..... apparently "

Not sure how that works can you show me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there time to volunteer my services ?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"My bed has hardly seen any action in the 10 years I have been single, maybe that's why it has lasted so long

As fe car sex, it's very easy if you have a higher type of car, you just lie on the edge of the back seat with the door open and the guy stands between your legs ..... apparently

Not sure how that works can you show me "

Of course, always happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bed has hardly seen any action in the 10 years I have been single, maybe that's why it has lasted so long

As fe car sex, it's very easy if you have a higher type of car, you just lie on the edge of the back seat with the door open and the guy stands between your legs ..... apparently

Not sure how that works can you show me

Of course, always happy to help "

you doing a video ??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Inside the car the manufacturers kindly install handles in the roof to hang onto

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"My bed has hardly seen any action in the 10 years I have been single, maybe that's why it has lasted so long

As fe car sex, it's very easy if you have a higher type of car, you just lie on the edge of the back seat with the door open and the guy stands between your legs ..... apparently

Not sure how that works can you show me

Of course, always happy to help

you doing a video ??"

What a good idea "Back Seat Pleasure for Begginers"

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield


"Kinda feel a smidge sad about that.. ive never had sexual encounters in a car either..

You have to try a car at lest once

Id give a guy head but with my size fucking id say was impossible lol "

I would imagine there are plenty of men who would love fucking you, you look amazing in your pics

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