FabSwingers.com forum: How to spot a d*unk

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Carrying on from the other d*unk thread.

For me, you see a guy (its usually a guy unless its me) first you see a kebab bag with a hand attatched to it followed by an arm, then coming up in the rear is the body all wobbling while miraculously not dropping the kebab

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

plus peeing on shop window and feet lol x

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Guy or Gal in town and snogging the face off the local minger!

(Memories of years gone by...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Carrying on from the other d*unk thread.

we need a night out together, lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Carrying on from the other d*unk thread.

we need a night out together, lol

We most definetly do and imagine all those unsuspecting bums we can bite

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

we need a night out together, lol

DON'T DO IT!

Trust me!

You'll have a heart attack!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Carrying on from the other d*unk thread.

we need a night out together, lol

We most definetly do and imagine all those unsuspecting bums we can bite"

NO!!! need to do the bum biting when sober...........

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

we need a night out together, lol

DON'T DO IT!

Trust me!

You'll have a heart attack!"

What

lmao

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

we need a night out together, lol

DON'T DO IT!

Trust me!

You'll have a heart attack!"

which one of us??? I'm scottish and tough remember lol

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

hiding my bum!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

we need a night out together, lol

DON'T DO IT!

Trust me!

You'll have a heart attack!

which one of us??? I'm scottish and tough remember lol"

Think polo may be refering to the fact that she had to scrape me up of the motorway because id fallen out the car lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

we need a night out together, lol

DON'T DO IT!

Trust me!

You'll have a heart attack!

which one of us??? I'm scottish and tough remember lol"

She tried to go to sleep under my car!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

we need a night out together, lol

DON'T DO IT!

Trust me!

You'll have a heart attack!

which one of us??? I'm scottish and tough remember lol

She tried to go to sleep under my car!"

Havent had a drink since then lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

we need a night out together, lol

DON'T DO IT!

Trust me!

You'll have a heart attack!

which one of us??? I'm scottish and tough remember lol

She tried to go to sleep under my car!

Havent had a drink since then lol"

think I may have slept in worse places

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's the only time in my life I have been in a state of blind panic thinking 'what the fuck do I do now'. Even after 5 minutes of considering options, the best I could come up with was cry and call out for "mummy"

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

can i take all 3 of you out lol. dont worry you dont have to sleep under the car. my bed is warmer lol x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"It's the only time in my life I have been in a state of blind panic thinking 'what the fuck do I do now'. Even after 5 minutes of considering options, the best I could come up with was cry and call out for "mummy""

Ive mellowed with old age

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

pmal polo, I have a really scarey image in my head now lol xxxxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can i take all 3 of you out lol. dont worry you dont have to sleep under the car. my bed is warmer lol x"

piss off, that's our marital bed remember, we have to christen it first!!!! we'll all just have sex on the beach

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

"can i take all 3 of you out lol. dont worry you dont have to sleep under the car. my bed is warmer lol x

piss off, that's our marital bed remember, we have to christen it first!!!! we'll all just have sex on the beach"

lol ok deal lol x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back."

Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.

Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol"

well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.

Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol

well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!"

Thats very true, but hopefully that will change

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.

Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol

well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!

Thats very true, but hopefully that will change"

hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx

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over a year ago

I think its when they look at you but they're not really focusing and they sort of lunge at you as if you'll be happy to have them slobbering all over you and as you move away they get closer and closer until you either run or say fuck off away from me

Or when they decide that you're the lucky person thats been chosen to listen about everything thats gone wrong in their life and how none of it was their fault while simultaniously hiccuping,slurring,burping,farting and throwing their drink over you

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.

Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol

well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!

Thats very true, but hopefully that will change

hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx"

no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I think its when they look at you but they're not really focusing and they sort of lunge at you as if you'll be happy to have them slobbering all over you and as you move away they get closer and closer until you either run or say fuck off away from me

I don't recall you doing that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I don't recall you doing that!!

thats cos you was pissed

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.

Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol

well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!

Thats very true, but hopefully that will change

hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx

no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore"

definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny????

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That sounds like my dentist...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.

Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol

well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!

Thats very true, but hopefully that will change

hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx

no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore

definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny????

Maybe you should start a thread and ask lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.

Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol

well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!

Thats very true, but hopefully that will change

hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx

no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore

definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny????

Maybe you should start a thread and ask lol"

I might just phone a friend first lol xxxx

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.

Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol

well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!

Thats very true, but hopefully that will change

hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx

no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore

definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny????

Maybe you should start a thread and ask lol

I might just phone a friend first lol xxxx"

ya phoned me ya silly arse lol x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.

Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol

well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!

Thats very true, but hopefully that will change

hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx

no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore

definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny????

Maybe you should start a thread and ask lol

I might just phone a friend first lol xxxx

ya phoned me ya silly arse lol x"

not at the weekend I didn't and anyway it's your turn....

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.

Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol

well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!

Thats very true, but hopefully that will change

hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx

no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore

definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny????

Maybe you should start a thread and ask lol

I might just phone a friend first lol xxxx

ya phoned me ya silly arse lol x

not at the weekend I didn't and anyway it's your turn.... "

its my turn do what? i alredy did the dishes!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

not mine you didn't!!!!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

lol so whats my turn? x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"lol so whats my turn? x"

erm, phone!!!!!!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

"lol so whats my turn? x

erm, phone!!!!!!"

oh yeh no problem babe. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo how to spot a d*unk, em staggering and slobbering, it can be fun trying to watch a person move forward

being sick on the pavement and then trying to walk away

sliding down walls

For guys underdoing their trousers and wiggling their cock shouting come on girls take a ride on this, when you know full well there is no way that cock will ever get from the tiny floppy stage its in

Guys shaking their bum (usually spotty) at you

Trying to chat women up when their eyes cant focus,

girls lifting their tops and getting

their tits out

People jumping in fountains

I love the d*unks that try and convince the police they arent - and they cant even speak, that is very very funny

or the ones that try and punch and miss by about a mile

obviously the sad ones who you see punching their girlfriends (but lets not talk about that, lets keep it happy)

Im a spoilsport I guess, Im not keen on d*unks, I like people who are fun and dont have to reach for a glass of wine or a pint of beer to do so

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