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By *ottsguy44 OP Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

I went to Cash Converters today trying to raise some much needed cash for Christmas.

They gave me £3200 and they never even took the gun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to b and q for some ant powder and asked the assistant "is this any good for ants"? he read the bottle and said " is it fuck it will kill them "

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By *night690Man
over a year ago

notts

2 pensioners are enjoying oral sex together.

the old man says 'I can't stay down here for too long, it stinks!"

the old lady replies.. "sorry, its my arthritis."

the old man says "what, arthritis in your vagina??"

"no, you idiot!" replies the lady, "the arthritis is in my shoulder... I can't wipe my arse!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to b and q for some ant powder and asked the assistant "is this any good for ants"? he read the bottle and said " is it fuck it will kill them "

I went to B&Q once, as I walked in the door one of the assistants approached and asked me if I wanted decking. So I got the first punch in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can a cow do that a woman can't?

It can stand in a river up to it's tits without getting it's pussy wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?

The one with the wee calf

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

What does an eighty year old have between her boobs that an eighteen year old doesn't?

Her belly button!

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