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By *icksfocus OP   Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Just made a Scooby snack of cheese on crumpets

Will I now have nightmares

And how do I counteract the effects of nocturnal cheese

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Cheers mate I'm hungry now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, you are destined to have a hellish nightmare of someone coming round and eating your cheese then deliberately making the pics on your walls slightly wonky

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By *icksfocus OP   Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Don't mention pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops I just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot to smother the crumpets in tatar sauce btw

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By *icksfocus OP   Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Went to pick up 2 canvases that I had photos put on today in the ridings

Pictures were blurred

I said I'm not paying for those

He said he would ring police if I didn't pay

I said go on then

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By *icksfocus OP   Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"You forgot to smother the crumpets in tatar sauce btw "

Horseradish is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers mate I'm hungry now "

Ooo orate Bladey..I've just got back from a run to Manchester!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to pick up 2 canvases that I had photos put on today in the ridings

Pictures were blurred

I said I'm not paying for those

He said he would ring police if I didn't pay

I said go on then "

Oh eck...They weren't fab pics I hope!

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By *icksfocus OP   Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

One is the last uploaded pic on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not of your willy is it?

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By *icksfocus OP   Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Nope

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cheers mate I'm hungry now

Ooo orate Bladey..I've just got back from a run to Manchester!"

Hiya sweet. You mean you was her and didn't look me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers mate I'm hungry now

Ooo orate Bladey..I've just got back from a run to Manchester!

Hiya sweet. You mean you was her and didn't look me up "

If I'd have had time I would have! I only just made it to the airport in time to pick the papa up. How come it takes me an hour and a half to get there but only an hour to get back...life is full of mysteries!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cheers mate I'm hungry now

Ooo orate Bladey..I've just got back from a run to Manchester!

Hiya sweet. You mean you was her and didn't look me up

If I'd have had time I would have! I only just made it to the airport in time to pick the papa up. How come it takes me an hour and a half to get there but only an hour to get back...life is full of mysteries!"

Because the m60 is a flaming nightmare and cameras everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers mate I'm hungry now

Ooo orate Bladey..I've just got back from a run to Manchester!

Hiya sweet. You mean you was her and didn't look me up

If I'd have had time I would have! I only just made it to the airport in time to pick the papa up. How come it takes me an hour and a half to get there but only an hour to get back...life is full of mysteries!

Because the m60 is a flaming nightmare and cameras everywhere "

That "new road" I say new but it's probably been there a good 15 years now at least, is just a joke road so you are late for the airport so you have to rush when you see the sign that says 21 miles to go and you go through the speed cameras over the limit

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cheers mate I'm hungry now

Ooo orate Bladey..I've just got back from a run to Manchester!

Hiya sweet. You mean you was her and didn't look me up

If I'd have had time I would have! I only just made it to the airport in time to pick the papa up. How come it takes me an hour and a half to get there but only an hour to get back...life is full of mysteries!

Because the m60 is a flaming nightmare and cameras everywhere

That "new road" I say new but it's probably been there a good 15 years now at least, is just a joke road so you are late for the airport so you have to rush when you see the sign that says 21 miles to go and you go through the speed cameras over the limit "

That's the 1. A few months ago some bright spare decided to dig up the eastlancs to. Now that really was fun getting home after a night shift

Apparently they're making the 60 into a smart motorway. Think that mean if your smart stay the fuck off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers mate I'm hungry now

Ooo orate Bladey..I've just got back from a run to Manchester!

Hiya sweet. You mean you was her and didn't look me up

If I'd have had time I would have! I only just made it to the airport in time to pick the papa up. How come it takes me an hour and a half to get there but only an hour to get back...life is full of mysteries!

Because the m60 is a flaming nightmare and cameras everywhere

That "new road" I say new but it's probably been there a good 15 years now at least, is just a joke road so you are late for the airport so you have to rush when you see the sign that says 21 miles to go and you go through the speed cameras over the limit

That's the 1. A few months ago some bright spare decided to dig up the eastlancs to. Now that really was fun getting home after a night shift

Apparently they're making the 60 into a smart motorway. Think that mean if your smart stay the fuck off it "

Pmsl too true! They've just finished the stretch of the M1 and M62 near us...Joey Essex is smarterer

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cheers mate I'm hungry now

Ooo orate Bladey..I've just got back from a run to Manchester!

Hiya sweet. You mean you was her and didn't look me up

If I'd have had time I would have! I only just made it to the airport in time to pick the papa up. How come it takes me an hour and a half to get there but only an hour to get back...life is full of mysteries!

Because the m60 is a flaming nightmare and cameras everywhere

That "new road" I say new but it's probably been there a good 15 years now at least, is just a joke road so you are late for the airport so you have to rush when you see the sign that says 21 miles to go and you go through the speed cameras over the limit

That's the 1. A few months ago some bright spare decided to dig up the eastlancs to. Now that really was fun getting home after a night shift

Apparently they're making the 60 into a smart motorway. Think that mean if your smart stay the fuck off it

Pmsl too true! They've just finished the stretch of the M1 and M62 near us...Joey Essex is smarterer "

Fuck me that smart

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I googled slo cooker eggs .. Tempted to create slo cook Brekkie now

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