FabSwingers.com forum: What kind of d*unk are you

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I love the world and slober over everyone. Jay just slobers over me.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I am a happy d*unk and Les (Fem) is a randy d*unk! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i usually get very horny, then fall asleep!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semi-proffesional , lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

a bloody good one!!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

funny as fuck d*unk.

then horny but unable lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A happy d*unk very silly and telling everyone I love them

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"funny as fuck d*unk.

then horny but unable lol x"

that bods well for our summer beach wedding!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"funny as fuck d*unk.

then horny but unable lol x"

Tell me about it, lost count of how many guys have promised me the best sex of my entire life on the way home then passed out once upstairs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a happy d*unk though i havent been d*unk for some years.

And.....i can talk for england

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

"funny as fuck d*unk.

then horny but unable lol x

that bods well for our summer beach wedding!!

ha ha i will ease up on the booze then!

you will be my drink ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a happy d*unk and Les (Fem) is a randy d*unk! lol"
im randy d*unk too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also always have to have a curry if i'm pissed don't ask me why I just do.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I am a happy d*unk and Les (Fem) is a randy d*unk! lol im randy d*unk too"

I am a no holds barred at sex d*unk

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'm a chatty d*unk lol

plus i like to think i am beyonce or something on the dance floor - evidence of this is on youtue

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"i'm a chatty d*unk lol

plus i like to think i am beyonce or something on the dance floor - evidence of this is on youtue

link please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny d*unk lol red cheeks and silly grin I like to be tipsy not d*unk when I get to that stage change to water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love sex and drink goes together so good

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

really wish I wasn't tee-total

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i'm a chatty d*unk lol

plus i like to think i am beyonce or something on the dance floor - evidence of this is on youtue

link please

hahahaha nope!! just watched it again and it aint pretty!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"i'm a chatty d*unk lol

plus i like to think i am beyonce or something on the dance floor - evidence of this is on youtue

link please

hahahaha nope!! just watched it again and it aint pretty!!

You cant be mean spirited now you mentioned it you have to share it with us. If you put yours up i will put my youtube link up

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

some people just have no sense of selflessness and sharing. tut tut and tsk tsk

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im a giggly happy everythings a great idea lets do it now d*unk

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ok ok ok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC0-0nnc9-0

i'm in the stripey top!!!

and i was VEEERRRRRYYYYYY d*unk!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"ok ok ok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC0-0nnc9-0

i'm in the stripey top!!!

and i was VEEERRRRRYYYYYY d*unk!!!!

mwahahahahahahaha, i am showing you nowt, lol!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy d*unk here. I usually just bugger off quietly as my brain tells me that if I say goodnight my mates will convince me to stay and I'll get even more trashed when I don't want to - so I just go home without saying a word.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

we'll soon shag that out of you wishy xxx

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

"ok ok ok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC0-0nnc9-0

i'm in the stripey top!!!

and i was VEEERRRRRYYYYYY d*unk!!!!

you were lol. funny as fuck lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we'll soon shag that out of you wishy xxx"

Fortunately I don't get hangovers - so shag away lol x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"we'll soon shag that out of you wishy xxx

Fortunately I don't get hangovers - so shag away lol x

Ideal!! I don't get hangovers either - we could be at it a while you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there's only two types of d*unk.

Type 1 spends the whole night telling people "I've had a drink but I'm not d*unk" while staggering around with wee down their trousers and worrying people.

Type 2 constantly tells anyone within a ten foot radius "I'm so d*unk...oh GOD SORRY but I'm SO d*unk", giggling and forgetting the punchlines to jokes.

I think 9 times out of ten I'm a Type 2.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I think there's only two types of d*unk.

Type 1 spends the whole night telling people "I've had a drink but I'm not d*unk" while staggering around with wee down their trousers and worrying people.

Type 2 constantly tells anyone within a ten foot radius "I'm so d*unk...oh GOD SORRY but I'm SO d*unk", giggling and forgetting the punchlines to jokes.

I think 9 times out of ten I'm a Type 2."

you forgot type 3 which is 1 + 2......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"really wish I wasn't tee-total

gasp!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"really wish I wasn't tee-total

gasp!

shuttit champagne loopy lil xxxxxx (you have a good birthday babe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"really wish I wasn't tee-total

gasp!

shuttit champagne loopy lil xxxxxx (you have a good birthday babe)"

I have.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"really wish I wasn't tee-total

gasp!

shuttit champagne loopy lil xxxxxx (you have a good birthday babe)

I have.

glad to hear it and loads of champs involved I hope!!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

I go very very quite and shy if I have had a skinfull..I find it really embarrassing...the wife just collapses!

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By *ax the gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

birmingham

a teetotal d*unk now lol instant idiot just add alchol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I'm a cheap d*unk... a couple of pints of Stella and then I'm wasted. Cheap night out though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cute and fluffy d*unk. I giggle, talk even more than usual, do funny pouty things with my lips, flirt with absolutely everyone, giggle some more, become extremely suggestive, shake my ass lots and when I'm totally gone I float around pretending to be a butterfly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm a shameless d*unk.

then again i'm a shameless sober

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I'm a cute and fluffy d*unk. I giggle, talk even more than usual, do funny pouty things with my lips, flirt with absolutely everyone, giggle some more, become extremely suggestive, shake my ass lots and when I'm totally gone I float around pretending to be a butterfly..

Can I buy you a drink or 3...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I buy you a drink or 3...?

I thought you'd never ask..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im like a sex maniac if i drink bacardi

So stick to drinking summat else

I hate to see grown men weep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

s is a horny and sometimes sleepy d*unk m is horny most the time anyways but more so when tipsy :P xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird how, contrary to every piece of evidence i've seen everyone seems to be so much fun on alcohol. I used to turn into a dangerous, loud, violent, twat when i drank. Must be just me then

i'd rather my money went up in smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horney but fall asleep one, rarely drink now as so little time, and often drive and dont drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very Horny fall alsleep/fall off the chair type. But i love everyone lol hic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm I agree, the demons of drink dont seem to be apparent here, its all happy friendly flirty d*unks, though it has to be said that not everyone does turn nasty during drink, but quite a high percentage do, the high street in town on a Saturday night is not full of happy and fun people.

I dont drink at all, not because im a recovering alcoholic, but Im not interested in the taste particularly. However if I do drink then I do get louder in speech and giggly. I have never gone beyond that. I always get sick too, so end up in the loo throwing up which is not a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get d*unk: I like to be in control of myself. The mere thought of losing control makes me shudder!

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

It makes me chuckle when I see how proud some of the pissheads on here are of their drug addiction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just sleeps xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It makes me chuckle when I see how proud some of the pissheads on here are of their drug addiction. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get d*unk. I'm not teetotal, but rarely have more than a couple of beers or ciders.

Only had 1 pint since Christmas, and that was 2 weeks ago.

I know, I know, I'm a miserable old fart, but I don't give a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i v seldom get d*unk, but when i do i am an upfor anything sexwise d*unk. Also laugh at anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weird how, contrary to every piece of evidence i've seen everyone seems to be so much fun on alcohol. I used to turn into a dangerous, loud, violent, twat when i drank. Must be just me then

i'd rather my money went up in smoke

Guess it must be sugar

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

always very horny and abit hyper hehe

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I body pop and break dance

So yes I'm an irritating embarrassing d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I too must join the ranks of the happy, loves everyone, and horny d*unk.

I'm not sure where I get it from. My mum is an alcoholic, and a violent one at that. She's been known to start an argument with the parrot when there is no one else around.

My Dad can also turn nasty when he as a drink, so he's sensible and doesn't drink anymore.

But then it does depend what I'm drinking. If I'm a little down, I steer well clear of "kiddie" alcohol as I call it, WKD, Smirnoff Ice, that kind of thing. It just crashes my mood even more.

Bacardi makes me Domme, Vodka makes me forget things, as in, I had a 3sum after drinking a lot of vodka, I didn't remember it happening until someone showed me the link to it on xhamster!!! Which I'd insisted on putting it on!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm a happy, everyone's mate d*unk.

Somewhat inclined toward acts of embarrassing stupidity if I mix drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im good for a while then the lights go out and im in the land of nod

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By *horacleCouple
over a year ago

Harwich

Last time I was d*unk I decided it would be a good idea to get my fire fans out...needless to say my fingers got burnt lol.....so yeah I guess im rather silly when d*unk.

Carl, when he is d*unk you cant get a word in edge ways...bless him

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Well I got d*unk at a social the other week, nornmally I ration my intake and I think a lot there remember what sort of a d*unk I am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I either get happy, incredibly daring or chat shit at around 100 words a minute. Fortunately this list from first to last is in the order of how regularly each trait comes out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the quiet type of d*unk, happy to sit in a corner and just watch other people. Become super paranoid too

Hense why i dont drink much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I got d*unk at a social the other week, nornmally I ration my intake and I think a lot there remember what sort of a d*unk I am lol

you were just a horny d*unk xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the world and slober over everyone. Jay just slobers over me."

a bloody difficult to get into a car d*unk you is

me i don't tend to do d*unk i don't like feeling out of control

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

i'm a loud, chatty, happy, horny d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy smiley and dancy lol. The dancing aint brilliant though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a very very horny one .. drink makes me randy x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"It makes me chuckle when I see how proud some of the pissheads on here are of their drug addiction. "

so because the majority like a social drink and occasionally go overboard, we are all suddenly raging alcoholics??????

Sorry, but get a grip!!!!!

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By *tryxxCouple
over a year ago

central

we are both loud with laughs and talk over each other non stop,

next day we always ask each other if we were out of order, really must behave...

oh its Friday night, nearly wine time

pop

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

Never been d*unk, sad but true.

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

a horny d*unk who flicks her hair continualsly and can talk non stop then just as everybody gets started.....im asleep!!! x

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

think I'm a natural

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"really wish I wasn't tee-total

......and this from the woman whoputs voddie on her cornflakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i usually get very horny, then fall asleep!!! lol

Me too

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"really wish I wasn't tee-total

......and this from the woman whoputs voddie on her cornflakes!

well there was no milk left, and anyway wasn't my fault I was brought breakfast in bed!!!

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