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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have a question about Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a question about Tesco"

Naturally of course! Where best to ask it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a question about Tesco

Naturally of course! Where best to ask it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a question about Tesco"

Spill ......

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Swinging in Tesco?

Suppose I've done worse....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask how they make that crust on tiger bread.. I've never got it to work!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Swinging in Tesco?

Suppose I've done worse....

I like your lippy.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ask how they make that crust on tiger bread.. I've never got it to work!"

Soft dough quick rise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

Shouldn't this thread be in swingers chat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask how they make that crust on tiger bread.. I've never got it to work!"

Wash it with heavily salted water before it goes in the oven

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Proper swingers are too busy shagging to buy groceries or eat.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

I feel your pain, but if you think about it it makes sense, sort of.

You are buying stuff under 40 quid, and taking up a "space" on their delivery run.

They have overheads, van, driver etc, so they decide that the cost per slot must be over 40 quid to make it viable, and if you take up as slot worth less then they charge more to cover the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask how they make that crust on tiger bread.. I've never got it to work!

Soft dough quick rise."

I thought they used a different topping dough and sesame oil, but it vaporizes so quick it doesn't leave any flavour.

Addicted to the stuff.that and sourdough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

Something to do with offsetting fuel costs of the delivery? Honestly - no idea...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Christ... you lust over anything. If I held up a tiger bread barm there'd be a sausage poking out the end ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

Something to do with offsetting fuel costs of the delivery? Honestly - no idea..."

A lighter van uses less petrol. I think.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Ask how they make that crust on tiger bread.. I've never got it to work!"

Same..

Going to try sugar,soy and seasome oil.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I have a question about Tesco"

Aisle be damned. You must be off your trolley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

Something to do with offsetting fuel costs of the delivery? Honestly - no idea...

A lighter van uses less petrol. I think."

Something like that

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Proper swingers are too busy shagging to buy groceries or eat."

Is that a doughnut I see before me.......?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

Something to do with offsetting fuel costs of the delivery? Honestly - no idea...

A lighter van uses less petrol. I think.

Something like that

Well If have a lighter load I should pay less not more.......pfffffffffft.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Proper swingers are too busy shagging to buy groceries or eat.

Is that a doughnut I see before me.......?"

Its glaze around my face.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

I feel your pain, but if you think about it it makes sense, sort of.

You are buying stuff under 40 quid, and taking up a "space" on their delivery run.

I see that logic BUT i'd paid for the delivery ...... I'd PAID already. All that's happened is that i'll call into sainsbury so they lost 32 quid in the end... up em I say.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Proper swingers are too busy shagging to buy groceries or eat.

Is that a doughnut I see before me.......?

Its glaze around my face."

They all say that....... but we know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proper swingers are too busy shagging to buy groceries or eat."

I've just been and done a massive food shop. Can tell it's been a quiet week lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should use sainsburys home shopping service instead...

With them the minimal price for a shop is £25... Simples

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You should use sainsburys home shopping service instead...

With them the minimal price for a shop is £25... Simples

Well HOW DARE they. If I want to pay them £5 to deliver a bag of crisps that's MY business not theirs. ....... cheek !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walk round the corner to morrisons or do without. I'm not paying a penny for them to deliver my 79p Easter eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the perfect technique for getting the perfect crust and patern on my tiger bread.

I use...........................a credit card to.buy one from Asda, then get on.with my life

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over a year ago

"You should use sainsburys home shopping service instead...

With them the minimal price for a shop is £25... Simples

Well HOW DARE they. If I want to pay them £5 to deliver a bag of crisps that's MY business not theirs. ....... cheek !"

You crack on then!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

I feel your pain, but if you think about it it makes sense, sort of.

You are buying stuff under 40 quid, and taking up a "space" on their delivery run.

I see that logic BUT i'd paid for the delivery ...... I'd PAID already. All that's happened is that i'll call into sainsbury so they lost 32 quid in the end... up em I say. "

Pretty much the same as amazons £20 quid minimum order to qualify for free postage. Having established market dominance, they are now taking advantage of that.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

With one (technically 2) exceptions the supermarket lose money on every home delivery order.

They only do it as they can't afford not to and be left behind in the only growing sector of the grocery delivery market.

Tesco get, on average, 17 deliveries on each van and have an average order size around £90.

Devide the cost of paying the store picker, the van, the driver and logistics support by the number of deliveries and they get a price below which they can not except any greater loss so have to charge.

As with most, if you pick a quieter time of week you can get cheaper slots.

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven

"You should use sainsburys home shopping service instead...

With them the minimal price for a shop is £25... Simples

Well HOW DARE they. If I want to pay them £5 to deliver a bag of crisps that's MY business not theirs. ....... cheek !"

It is their business and they set the rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With one (technically 2) exceptions the supermarket lose money on every home delivery order.

They only do it as they can't afford not to and be left behind in the only growing sector of the grocery delivery market.

Tesco get, on average, 17 deliveries on each van and have an average order size around £90.

As with most, if you pick a quieter time of week you can get cheaper slots. "

Agreed, they probably have a break even margin that they will not go below...this is based upon a cross section of date and not just one order

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"With one (technically 2) exceptions the supermarket lose money on every home delivery order.

They only do it as they can't afford not to and be left behind in the only growing sector of the grocery delivery market.

Tesco get, on average, 17 deliveries on each van and have an average order size around £90.

As with most, if you pick a quieter time of week you can get cheaper slots. "

Here is a gold star and fab pupil of the week

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Ask how they make that crust on tiger bread.. I've never got it to work!"

Egg wash xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

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its a government tax for lazy people ,simples always go get your own no charge then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with a tartan shopping trolley and using your feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

its a government tax for lazy people ,simples always go get your own no charge then

Goverment tax for lazy people! I have no car n three flights of stairs do you want to deliver n carry my £125ISH fournighlty shop up my stairs!!!! Grrtrttt

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"With one (technically 2) exceptions the supermarket lose money on every home delivery order.

They only do it as they can't afford not to and be left behind in the only growing sector of the grocery delivery market.

Tesco get, on average, 17 deliveries on each van and have an average order size around £90.

As with most, if you pick a quieter time of week you can get cheaper slots.

Here is a gold star and fab pupil of the week

Behave a star pupil is someone who understands that I wasn't grumbling at the delivery charge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a question about Tesco

Spill ......"

Clean up on aisle 3.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"and it is this ..........

I booked a slot and they charge £4.50 and that is just fine.

When I finished my shop it said ...... cos you've spent under £40.00 we are adding £4.00 to your bill.

I thought..... you are fucking not. And wiped the order.

I'll pick up what I wanted tomorrow on my way home from Manchester.

So ...... how come it costs MORE to deliver less ? There's no logic is there?

Like a taxi driver saying .... you only take up one seat so there's an extra £4.00 for you to pay on top of the fare you already paid.

its a government tax for lazy people ,simples always go get your own no charge then

Im busy not lazy

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They offered the service.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Behave a star pupil is someone who understands that I wasn't grumbling at the delivery charge. "

Why not? This is a Fab forum you know?!

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By *elly39devonCouple
over a year ago

tavistock

you should pick a £1 slot I think I got it cracked. I do weekly shop in Lidl then once a month I do rest in Tesco have a £1 delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds of thw tgread about the frozen isle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not its a dating site ,we meet for dates some dates develop into sex and some don't and Tescos sold horse meat dont use them

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Behave a star pupil is someone who understands that I wasn't grumbling at the delivery charge. "

I didn't imagine you were grumbling but as you asked a question I knew the answer to I thought I would provide it

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