FabSwingers.com forum: Silly pranks we do at work

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

As an undertaker I always tie the deceased persons shoes together. If there ever is a zombie apocalypse I will be pissing myself laughing watching them tripping over as they try to chase me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone stole my desk raising blocks. I then hid the water reservoir for the coffee machine. It was on then! open warfare when you mess around with caffeine.

My chair was then taken apart with the removed boots and screws perfectly aligned in size order across my desk in tribute to my OCD as payback.

Seriously considering the stapler in jelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once took the office clock hostage as it was 10 mins slow and we had to stay until that clock said the finishing time.

The office manager wasn't happy and got arsey over it so I took it apart and started to post pieces of it to him with ransom letters. Went on for months was hilarious

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I once took the office clock hostage as it was 10 mins slow and we had to stay until that clock said the finishing time.

The office manager wasn't happy and got arsey over it so I took it apart and started to post pieces of it to him with ransom letters. Went on for months was hilarious"

Not worth doing time over

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I used to look after the tea fund & purchase the supplies. I changed the teabags & coffee to de-caff but put in previous box & jar so they didn't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once removed someone's desk. Laid everything out on the floor as it had been on the desk. What a picture their face was! To his credit, he sat on his chair and picked the keyboard up and started working!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate at work was always winding the other trades up but didn't know when to stop . So we pulled a forklift behind his van and tied it together underneath and then a five to four squirted silicone underneath his handbrake .

We all packed up to leave and he jumped in the van , started it up went to pull away and got out pissed as his left hand was covered in silicone . When he cleaned it all up , off he went on a huff and a little to quickly , 5 meters away he came to an abrupt holt as the rope pulled tight .

We laughed so hard until he got out with a bleeding nose and a welter on his forehead . He had smashed his head into the steering wheel !

Still makes us laugh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once covered the managers desk, monitor, computer, keyboard, mouse, in fact everything including individually wrapping each item in his draws with newspaper while he was on holiday for two weeks... Luckily it was a good holiday and he was very chilled about it when he got back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite prank involves putting sellotape across my door frame at face height to catch unwary people as they walk in uninvited.

Previous ones have included taping a colleagues door swipe pass to the ceiling above his desk and watching from a distance as he frantically hunted for it and filling workmates safety boots with expanding foam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and another mate once moved all my mates furniture out of his house when he was away and replaced it with dolls house furniture. Painted every wall black and white and then sat back and waited for him to get home from his holidays. Let's just say he wasn't happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to look after the tea fund & purchase the supplies. I changed the teabags & coffee to de-caff but put in previous box & jar so they didn't know

Outrageous.

Lowering people's chairs slightly then listing out for the thud when they fall a bit further than usual.

One for after office hours. 10 bin bowling. 10 bins, one person on a chair launched towards the bins. Childish but fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of the teachers came up and said " BOO! " behind me while I was decanting neat hydrochloric acid in the fume cupboard.

being a well balanced personality, after weighing up options. ..I went for exploding can in the back of his classroom, and eyeball in his lunchbox.

I work in a department full of jokers. heh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a big glass board we draw or write childish things like cara smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's having a joke and there's being a cunt.....

I don't think I'd see the funny side to having my house fucked up whilst away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I worked in a warehouse we used to get so bored, often we would have to phone sales to query orders, one of our games was no matter who answers the phone at the end if the call, you had to say I love you, to the member of sales that answered, weekly prize was not having to pay for a beer on Friday night, if you failed to say I love you, you list all points from the week, one day the owner answered when I rang, I was in the lead, so I thought fuck it, he said, "love you too, but please get some fucking work done"

We also went through a phase of diving into pallets mid build, you would be getting a job done, then hear the unmistakable sound of boxes crashing to the floor.

my favorite was the mate who went in to see our line manager, with printouts from the internet and a letter stating that he had decided he wanted to be a woman, and the printouts were pages on the employment law regarding transgender, he left him to stew for a while, thinking he was going to have to take the information to one of the most homophobic general managers the wired had never seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate hated his job, so when he left he decided to leave a bunch of fish in his locker and kept the key rather than get the £10 deposit back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately there's one too many jobsworths where I work.

Too many people who would grass you up as soon as they saw anything, it's pathetic sometimes. Doesn't get them anywhere so I can quite understand their mentality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's having a joke and there's being a cunt.....

I don't think I'd see the funny side to having my house fucked up whilst away. "

That's not so bad, when my first wife and I git married, we returned from honeymoon to find that my mates had bricked up the front and back door, I had to break a window to get in, I found out who's idea it was, and got him back when he got married, I soaked his hallway carpet and planted water cress, it didn't grow how I thought it would but he had some nice green ish patches, and yes I did pay for a new carpet and fitting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to charge up 500v capacitors and then when someone was using the urinal next to you, chuck it in their bowl! lol

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

"Me and another mate once moved all my mates furniture out of his house when he was away and replaced it with dolls house furniture. Painted every wall black and white and then sat back and waited for him to get home from his holidays. Let's just say he wasn't happy"
i wouldnt be amused as it would probably cost him a few hundred quid to have it redecorated, alright playing a joke but if it means costing money to the victim then no

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By *alnsanCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My mate hated his job, so when he left he decided to leave a bunch of fish in his locker and kept the key rather than get the £10 deposit back...

Not a prank but guy I worked with in a factory had went on summer holiday for 2 weeks & had left an illegal substance in his locker, after about 5/6 days factory was smelling of gas, gas board called out twice & factory closed for an inspection to find problem, I was aked to show them round & where ventalation/inlets were, it was when we went into locker room & guy asked me to move lockers because of piping behind thats when I realised where smell was coming from, had to burst the back of locker & empty workmate's section, when he returned he wasn't interested about still being in a job just wanted his smoking accessories returned, actually got to the stage where he was wanting to report his locker being broke, after that never spoke to him much.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

got a friend with a made up body in a morgue as didnt like dead bodies, would refuse to work in the building if one was around.

we couldnt use a person as too busy chuckling under the sheet before sitting up as they went past the door

so the dead body was made up out of a fire extinguisher for body, head was a black bucket arms and feet was made up out of toilet roll and flip flops for the feet and covered over with a white sheet.

brews was made and discussing the job all of a sudden a squeal, cuppa gets thrown, door flung open and he legs it down the street from the property it took 2 hrs to get him back to job.

it was all my fault still never forgive me for doing that one but we do chuckle about it.

im also from the building trade and know many of the gags a long wait is a favorate.

ive nearly been banned from some builders merchants for that one had many a laugh over the others as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once me and a colleague taped my mobile phone to the ceiling above our bosses head in her office. Then sat ringing it while we spied on her

she was going frantic searching for the phone she could hear! Luckily for us she found it as funny as we did.

Always hiding each others shoes or drawing rude pictures on each others car. I drew a huge cock on the rear of one guys car with 'honk for a fuck" in the window. He never noticed... I'm watching my back for that one lol.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Mr N got one of his mates to hide in the base of a hearse they were repairing and asked another to get something out of the back of it...whereupon the guy in the back grabbed his legs. He laughed about it...eventually.

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Simple but effective... Place a bit of insulation tape over the sensor on a mouse. Most people check docking stations, cables etc well before looking at the bottom of the mouse

*Him*

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