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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I just fed the bunny to my cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooooooo ooooh

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way ahead of you.. I fed the bunny to my pussy last night

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Way ahead of you.. I fed the bunny to my pussy last night "

Different sort of rabbit, I expect

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Is that a euphemism? "

In this case, no.

My cats, the furry feline variety, just got rabbit, the fluffy variety with the ears and tail, for lunch.

Obviously the rabbit was cooked and no longer fluffy with ears and a tail.

That'll teach the fucker not to bring me any eggs!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

First rule of biology

Rabbits don't lay eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a euphemism?

In this case, no.

My cats, the furry feline variety, just got rabbit, the fluffy variety with the ears and tail, for lunch.

Obviously the rabbit was cooked and no longer fluffy with ears and a tail.

That'll teach the fucker not to bring me any eggs!"

So over the next few days, your cats will be thumper dumpers

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Is that a euphemism?

In this case, no.

My cats, the furry feline variety, just got rabbit, the fluffy variety with the ears and tail, for lunch.

Obviously the rabbit was cooked and no longer fluffy with ears and a tail.

That'll teach the fucker not to bring me any eggs!

So over the next few days, your cats will be thumper dumpers "

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Is that a euphemism?

In this case, no.

My cats, the furry feline variety, just got rabbit, the fluffy variety with the ears and tail, for lunch.

Obviously the rabbit was cooked and no longer fluffy with ears and a tail.

That'll teach the fucker not to bring me any eggs!"

Was it, per chance, also in a tin with gravy?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Is that a euphemism?

In this case, no.

My cats, the furry feline variety, just got rabbit, the fluffy variety with the ears and tail, for lunch.

Obviously the rabbit was cooked and no longer fluffy with ears and a tail.

That'll teach the fucker not to bring me any eggs!

Was it, per chance, also in a tin with gravy?"

No, not on this occasion, though they do have tinned, rabbit flavour food. This one came from a family friend who does pest control for local landowners.

The cats, being bloody awkward, prefer the tinned stuff, which probably has very little bunny in at all!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

My Terrier once ate next door's bunny.

I had to replace it:

Expensive tastes, that dog; it was some bloody pedigree rabbit; cost me £100 to get a new one !

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"My Terrier once ate next door's bunny.

I had to replace it:

Expensive tastes, that dog; it was some bloody pedigree rabbit; cost me £100 to get a new one !

"

Yikes. You could have taken him to a restaurant for that

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"My Terrier once ate next door's bunny.

I had to replace it:

Expensive tastes, that dog; it was some bloody pedigree rabbit; cost me £100 to get a new one !

Yikes. You could have taken him to a restaurant for that "

I know! Pity I didn't get to the rabbit before he ate it, or it would have been my Sunday lunch

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"My Terrier once ate next door's bunny.

I had to replace it:

Expensive tastes, that dog; it was some bloody pedigree rabbit; cost me £100 to get a new one !

"

Poor floppy

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"My Terrier once ate next door's bunny.

I had to replace it:

Expensive tastes, that dog; it was some bloody pedigree rabbit; cost me £100 to get a new one !

Poor floppy "

Hope you don't say that to all the men you meet Cheeky....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't have given it to my pets, I'd have had that myself, stewd Caribbean style, with rice and fried dumplings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just fed the bunny to my cats."

Easter is over because you ate all the eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww my buns are now cross to hear this!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"My Terrier once ate next door's bunny.

I had to replace it:

Expensive tastes, that dog; it was some bloody pedigree rabbit; cost me £100 to get a new one !

"

They are cheaper in Sainsburys and come with a cellophane gift wrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Begging your pardon but we need a meeting of voted in members to make important decisions on here. You can't go making rules up as you go along you know,it's not the done thing. You'll be wanting to cancel Christmas next

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I just fed the bunny to my cats.

Easter is over because you ate all the eggs"

I didn't have any to eat

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I wouldn't have given it to my pets, I'd have had that myself, stewd Caribbean style, with rice and fried dumplings "

I would have, if I liked rabbit but I don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbits are not as cuddly as they look. They are really bony with big claws. Better to eat them I say,or wear them on your head.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Begging your pardon but we need a meeting of voted in members to make important decisions on here. You can't go making rules up as you go along you know,it's not the done thing. You'll be wanting to cancel Christmas next "

Someone on the forum usually declares Christmas cancelled every year. It varies who but usually someone says it.

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