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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In for a penny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 cans of Vimto and a bag of Bombay Mix

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nah, I'm not interested in shagging virgins.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

Was he lying about my mum then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for a penny."

Lucky Penny, what was her winning bid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was he lying about my mum then?"

Don't tell anyone, but it's just joke.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A quarter of rhubarb and custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you accept Euros?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll bid a jigsaw with "several" pieces missing, a completed wordsearch book and a Jane Fonda Workout video on Betamax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you accept Euros? "

Depends on how many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you accept Euros?

Depends on how many."

Fiver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blank cheque payable to the value of my entire bank balance.

Think carefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have half a soggy biccie. It may taste salty.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will a Chomp Bar suffice....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A season ticket to watch Norwich next season.

Will be better than watching the Championship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you accept Euros?

Depends on how many.

Fiver?"

Do you people at Naughty Lane refer to five euros as a fiver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A season ticket to watch Norwich next season.

Will be better than watching the Championship "

Oh that hurt, that really hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you accept Euros?

Depends on how many.

Fiver?

Do you people at Naughty Lane refer to five euros as a fiver?"

"You people" ... Pffffft!

Yes, yes we do.

*i bid a fiver and I'll give him the ride of his life, honest*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have half a soggy biccie. It may taste salty.

Sarah "

I am partial to a Ritz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A season ticket to watch Norwich next season.

Will be better than watching the Championship

Oh that hurt, that really hurt."

And I haven't even touched you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blank cheque payable to the value of my entire bank balance.

Think carefully.

"

As it's for an excellent cause it has to be a huge one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm, a packet of 12 Jaffa cakes and a pint of full fat, sod the calories milk.

*all offers are not legally binding and in case of unavailability of items they may be substituted for an item of equal or value by the bidder*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42 of whatever he likes...what could go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"42 of whatever he likes...what could go wrong? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"42 of whatever he likes...what could go wrong?

"

Careful a grin moght be taken as an acceptance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bourbons lots and lots of bourbons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"42 of whatever he likes...what could go wrong?

Careful a grin moght be taken as an acceptance "

The 'winner' will be given proper notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/03/16 01:29:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I kick the bucket, if there is a heaven, and I will go to heaven because I'm awesome. I'm hoping that there's 42 mums waiting for me.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

My mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I kick the bucket, if there is a heaven, and I will go to heaven because I'm awesome. I'm hoping that there's 42 mums waiting for me."

Thats my idea of hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I kick the bucket, if there is a heaven, and I will go to heaven because I'm awesome. I'm hoping that there's 42 mums waiting for me.

Thats my idea of hell "

42 sexy, sexy mums, ooh yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum"

It's a good offer, she's a bobby dazzler.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I feel like I should have made a mess of this already

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Got it!

Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A mystery seed mix, oddments that are floating around - a bit like late night on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got it!

Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?

"

I have IBS and I'm not going to douche for you either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got it!

Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?

I have IBS and I'm not going to douche for you either."

You have a mouth don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got it!

Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?

I have IBS and I'm not going to douche for you either.

You have a mouth don't you? "

Yes, and teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got it!

Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?

I have IBS and I'm not going to douche for you either.

You have a mouth don't you?

Yes, and teeth. "

They can be removed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got it!

Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?

I have IBS and I'm not going to douche for you either.

You have a mouth don't you?

Yes, and teeth.

They can be removed "

Yours maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got it!

Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?

"

We'll have to wait for his IBS to clear up, he doesn't douche. Dirty bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got it!

Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?

I have IBS and I'm not going to douche for you either.

You have a mouth don't you?

Yes, and teeth.

They can be removed

Yours maybe. "

If that floats your boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! I'll bid the quarter I saved from Lib!'s auction. I knew I'd find something better to spend it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh! I'll bid the quarter I saved from Lib!'s auction. I knew I'd find something better to spend it on "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh! I'll bid the quarter I saved from Lib!'s auction. I knew I'd find something better to spend it on

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One granny....that's a "vintage" mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One granny....that's a "vintage" mum.

"

An oldie but a goodie.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I found a Pizza Express half-price voucher from 2011 when I was clearing out my purse earlier if that will suffice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a good collection of half empty bottles of water building up some of them stale but some of them still drinkable!

.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got a voucher for a free Creme Egg and I bought a new pack of four Waitrose richly fruited hot cross buns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2,fentimans tonic bottle tops and an empty crisp packet. (I've been working, just found them in my pocket).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this still biddable on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you go for in the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's still biddable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Villa season ticket and a smartphone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Villa season ticket and a smartphone "

That a good offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next doors dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Villa season ticket and a smartphone

That a good offer.

"

I'll add in a holiday with some buxom beauties of your choice, limitless supply of lager and whiskey, new joggers, speedier laptop, site supporter status on fab, a new wireless and a trip to London (incorporating a Villa and a Shrewsbury match each at Wembley).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New poond Coin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Villa season ticket and a smartphone

That a good offer.

I'll add in a holiday with some buxom beauties of your choice, limitless supply of lager and whiskey, new joggers, speedier laptop, site supporter status on fab, a new wireless and a trip to London (incorporating a Villa and a Shrewsbury match each at Wembley). "

I could do with some new joggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Villa season ticket and a smartphone

That a good offer.

I'll add in a holiday with some buxom beauties of your choice, limitless supply of lager and whiskey, new joggers, speedier laptop, site supporter status on fab, a new wireless and a trip to London (incorporating a Villa and a Shrewsbury match each at Wembley).

I could do with some new joggers."

I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Villa season ticket and a smartphone

That a good offer.

I'll add in a holiday with some buxom beauties of your choice, limitless supply of lager and whiskey, new joggers, speedier laptop, site supporter status on fab, a new wireless and a trip to London (incorporating a Villa and a Shrewsbury match each at Wembley).

I could do with some new joggers.

I know. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Villa season ticket and a smartphone

That a good offer.

I'll add in a holiday with some buxom beauties of your choice, limitless supply of lager and whiskey, new joggers, speedier laptop, site supporter status on fab, a new wireless and a trip to London (incorporating a Villa and a Shrewsbury match each at Wembley).

I could do with some new joggers.

I know.

"

Do I get to pop you now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting. "

Anticipating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting.

Anticipating."

For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting.

Anticipating.

For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah"

You never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting.

Anticipating.

For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah

You never know."

You won't regret it, no, no

Some girls they don't forget it

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over a year ago

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