FabSwingers.com forum: A thread for stupid things.

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

For those who don't like being told what to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beats what just did with crisp crumbs

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Bananananananaaaaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've crumbed in my bed

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm singing 'Killing in the name of' now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

messy bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my dogs is pretty stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WINKY!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"WINKY!"

Did you ever get your virginity sorted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WINKY!

Did you ever get your virginity sorted?"

No.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

BUMS!!!! Bum bum bum bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"WINKY!

Did you ever get your virginity sorted?

No.

Do they really grow back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HEEEEEYYYYY YEEEEEAH, I wanna shoop baby.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"WINKY!

Did you ever get your virginity sorted?

No.

Do they really grow back?"

Well I don't think mine has yet but the cobwebs are getting bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt shit bollox wank twat bastard prick fanny.

Feel so much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And piss flaps.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Seems like the perfect thread for myself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WINKY!

Did you ever get your virginity sorted?

No.

Do they really grow back?"

*Nods solemnly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems like the perfect thread for myself..

And the voices in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...i wont post where im told to!

Oh...

Nevermind

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No...i wont post where im told to!

Oh...

Nevermind

I originally titled the thread "Post your stupid things here" then realised that didn't work well with the concept of it being a thread for people who don't like being told what to post

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"WINKY!

Did you ever get your virginity sorted?

No.

Poor you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a fuckstick!!!

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By *id unviciousMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Donald Trump

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hybrid dogs are pretty stupid.

Labradoodle?

Afador?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I got a message earlier saying 'make sure' I say hi to someone at a party. You can be guaranteed I won't. Hate being told what to do!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Anyone seen my camel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WINKY!

Did you ever get your virginity sorted?

No.

Poor you."

Meh.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Anyone seen my camel?"

Just seen him sulking in the corner - he had the right hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen my camel?"

No, but my giraffe is on fire!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Anyone seen my camel?

No, but my giraffe is on fire! "

Some giraffes are hot but that's a bit extreme

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Anyone seen my camel?

No, but my giraffe is on fire! "

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? My brethren!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Hybrid dogs are pretty stupid.

Labradoodle?

Afador?"

and hybrid dog owners who get all precious about their particular type of whatever are similarly stupid and up their own arris..

used to be called mongrels or 'bitzers' back in t'day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops in , resists the temptation and pops back out again .... Halo still intact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

muppets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WINKY!

Did you ever get your virginity sorted?

No.

I did offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/03/16 22:24:01]

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

To be fair, I may have been slightly flippant earlier. In very specific and very rarefied circumstances I will actually do what I am told. But the rest of the time I am an obstreperous bitch. So

to the lot of you (unless the aforementioned special circumstances are present).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, I may have been slightly flippant earlier. In very specific and very rarefied circumstances I will actually do what I am told. But the rest of the time I am an obstreperous bitch. So

to the lot of you (unless the aforementioned special circumstances are present)."

Would it help if i bit into your neck as i mounted you?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"To be fair, I may have been slightly flippant earlier. In very specific and very rarefied circumstances I will actually do what I am told. But the rest of the time I am an obstreperous bitch. So

to the lot of you (unless the aforementioned special circumstances are present).

Would it help if i bit into your neck as i mounted you?"

Well, it wouldn't hurt. Well, it would, but in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump"

Drumph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, I may have been slightly flippant earlier. In very specific and very rarefied circumstances I will actually do what I am told. But the rest of the time I am an obstreperous bitch. So

to the lot of you (unless the aforementioned special circumstances are present).

Would it help if i bit into your neck as i mounted you?

Well, it wouldn't hurt. Well, it would, but in a good way.

Only the "scruff"..not the jugular...

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Droopy widget coupling irons

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Puggle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Droopy widget coupling irons"

I've got a set of those in my shed

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

We need more custardality.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"We need more custardality."

With or without rhubarbity

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"We need more custardality.

With or without rhubarbity "

It depends upon the degree of crumblitude.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"We need more custardality.

With or without rhubarbity

It depends upon the degree of crumblitude."
that is correct and on the ingrediendings in the crumblitude

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka n bucks fizz when you run out of mixers.

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

I'm still worrying about the seal.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm still worrying about the seal."

Is that on fire too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee anyone??"

With after eights ?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas

¿Hablas cojones de nuevo, amigo?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas

¿Hablas cojones de nuevo, amigo?"

I didn't know eels had balls

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