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Profiles with stupid locations part 2

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By *icksfocus OP   Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Seems part 1 got too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is all for fun. I come from the land of haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is all for fun. I come from the land of haribos "

Everyone knows where the bush is though shag.

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By *icksfocus OP   Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

There's fun and then there's fun and stupid locations aren't fun it's just stupidity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is all for fun. I come from the land of haribos

Everyone knows where the bush is though shag. "
That is right they do, it is the famous bush in penge lol.

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By *icksfocus OP   Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Bull and

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"It is all for fun. I come from the land of haribos

Everyone knows where the bush is though shag. That is right they do, it is the famous bush in penge lol."

Does it have its own signpost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's fun and then there's fun and stupid locations aren't fun it's just stupidity "

you can tell from the location thingy how far away you are from someone...that gives you some sort of indication..and that's TMI for some people

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"It is all for fun. I come from the land of haribos

Everyone knows where the bush is though shag. That is right they do, it is the famous bush in penge lol.

Does it have its own signpost?

"

Only when he's hiding behind it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's fun and then there's fun and stupid locations aren't fun it's just stupidity "

Omg. Why are you so hung up on locations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is all for fun. I come from the land of haribos

Everyone knows where the bush is though shag. That is right they do, it is the famous bush in penge lol.

Does it have its own signpost?

"
Yes it has, it is in the middle of the bush just so u can see it with a flag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is all for fun. I come from the land of haribos

Everyone knows where the bush is though shag. That is right they do, it is the famous bush in penge lol.

Does it have its own signpost?

Only when he's hiding behind it."
That is right too lol, they could hear it as I move about in the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is all for fun. I come from the land of haribos

Everyone knows where the bush is though shag. That is right they do, it is the famous bush in penge lol.

Does it have its own signpost?

Yes it has, it is in the middle of the bush just so u can see it with a flag "

What's the flag raised on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is all for fun. I come from the land of haribos

Everyone knows where the bush is though shag. That is right they do, it is the famous bush in penge lol.

Does it have its own signpost?

Yes it has, it is in the middle of the bush just so u can see it with a flag

What's the flag raised on "
From the ground but the other one is raised on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"It is all for fun. I come from the land of haribos

Everyone knows where the bush is though shag. That is right they do, it is the famous bush in penge lol.

Does it have its own signpost?

Yes it has, it is in the middle of the bush just so u can see it with a flag

What's the flag raised on "

His flag pole of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone I need to know,knows where I live. That's all that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is all for fun. I come from the land of haribos

Everyone knows where the bush is though shag. That is right they do, it is the famous bush in penge lol.

Does it have its own signpost?

Yes it has, it is in the middle of the bush just so u can see it with a flag

What's the flag raised on

His flag pole of course! "
That is right, my flag pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its actually kinda scary how much tou want to where we all live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I change my postcode every day also ... Is that annoying too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I just had to change mine now for a chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its actually kinda scary how much tou want to where we all live "

I agree. Weird .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha I just had to change mine now for a chuckle "

Just looked .You may be just over the hill from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha I just had to change mine now for a chuckle

Just looked .You may be just over the hill from me. "

Chuckle pooch and I will wave when we are up there tomorrow

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I was being far too sensible. Don't know what I was thinking putting a proper location down. Even two. Consider myself reprimanded and now suitably delinquent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha I just had to change mine now for a chuckle

Just looked .You may be just over the hill from me.

Chuckle pooch and I will wave when we are up there tomorrow "

And I will wave back .Xx

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

For too many men ask me where I live, in the chat room. If I wanted the world and his wife to know where I live, I would have put it on my profile! They don't realised how stalker-ish it sounds, when they are pestering to know where a woman lives.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"For too many men ask me where I live, in the chat room. If I wanted the world and his wife to know where I live, I would have put it on my profile! They don't realised how stalker-ish it sounds, when they are pestering to know where a woman lives."

Agreed. I have an actual location and I still get "where in Norwich?"

Why does it matter? It's creepy to ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is Wankfield anyway?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"For too many men ask me where I live, in the chat room. If I wanted the world and his wife to know where I live, I would have put it on my profile! They don't realised how stalker-ish it sounds, when they are pestering to know where a woman lives.

Agreed. I have an actual location and I still get "where in Norwich?"

Why does it matter? It's creepy to ask."

I also think it's lazy when I get asked "whereabouts in Wigan".. It's about half an hour from one side to the other, if they can't be arsed to drive that far I can't be arsed to meet them!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Where is Wankfield anyway? "

Ey up neighbour

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I joined a few of you on another hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is Wankfield anyway?

Ey up neighbour "

Ey up Ace, do you know where Wankfield is.

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now


"For too many men ask me where I live, in the chat room. If I wanted the world and his wife to know where I live, I would have put it on my profile! They don't realised how stalker-ish it sounds, when they are pestering to know where a woman lives.

Agreed. I have an actual location and I still get "where in Norwich?"

Why does it matter? It's creepy to ask.

I also think it's lazy when I get asked "whereabouts in Wigan".. It's about half an hour from one side to the other, if they can't be arsed to drive that far I can't be arsed to meet them!"

To be fair (I don't really want to, but I suppose I should be ), I think they're just trying to make conversation, and looking for common interests. Many men are rubbish at 'small talk', and most men aren't really planning on stalking us, when they push for details of where we live.

I'm still not telling 'em, though If they can't make conversation without prying into personal stuff, I ain't going to meet them, so it's another useful filter

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"For too many men ask me where I live, in the chat room. If I wanted the world and his wife to know where I live, I would have put it on my profile! They don't realised how stalker-ish it sounds, when they are pestering to know where a woman lives."
Only the drifters know where you live.. the sitting in the backrow type..

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over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Where is Wankfield anyway?

Ey up neighbour

Ey up Ace, do you know where Wankfield is."

Not too sure, but I did lose ma virginity in a field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Testerossa and Pit Stop go perfectly together.

I like the whacky locstions. Better than - I'm in a house, in a road in Shangri La.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[location Removed by poster at 24/03/16 23:22:04]"

Is that a valid location ?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can I be from, can someone suggest a place for me...?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[location Removed by poster at 24/03/16 23:22:04]

Is that a valid location ?

Sarah "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Where can I be from, can someone suggest a place for me...?! "

Ace's Bed

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Has anyone told Ruggers that their location is unacceptable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a profile meant to be called "glos tinkerbell" , but she didnt leave a space so it looked like "glo stikner bell".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where can I be from, can someone suggest a place for me...?! "

Yeah- what's your address!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Used to like Greedy Thump's, he had the coordinates for the top of Mt. Everest at one time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"There's fun and then there's fun and stupid locations aren't fun it's just stupidity "

Do you need a wank?! You seem rather frustrated, maybe a wank would help chill you out a bit?

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I have stupid location, it's real but it's lacking some real fab quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not my fault nobody knows how to say Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's fun and then there's fun and stupid locations aren't fun it's just stupidity

"

I like them, but would you prefer people to put real but wrong city names to protect their privacy? seems a bit of a daft thing to worry about.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Sometimes I change my postcode so I can feel like I'm on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes I change my postcode so I can feel like I'm on holiday"

Cool plan, where was the best holiday postcode? I imagined I had a great time in TR18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not my fault nobody knows how to say Shrewsbury."

What exactly is that shrews Bury anyhow?

It's never been made clear to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not my fault nobody knows how to say Shrewsbury.

What exactly is that shrews Bury anyhow?

It's never been made clear to me "

In the olden days Shrewsbury was known as Scrobbesbyrig. That name means the town must have been defended in some way. The element 'bury' ('byrig') tells us this. Scrobbs translates as 'the fortified place with shrubs'. That explanation goes against most Saxon place names, usually the first element is a distinguishing feature about the place. Nothin' distinguished about shrubs. One theory is someone by the name of Scrobb and his people defended his homestead.

Early clerics spelt phonetically, invariably early documents included 'o' or 'oe'. It's assumed the town sounded like Shrowsbury rather than Shrewsbury. Local tradition has it that a mapmaker in the 15th century made a spelling mistake, causing the argument that continues to this day. I bet the grammar Nazis tore him a new one.

My most sensible post ever, and yes I did recently buy a Shrewsbury history book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now what's wrong with Pontefract Cake Heaven Mick? Better than Shakey Wakey...you only spill your drinks there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now have to find a thread that I can write your mum on.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I remember when Shrewsbury Town played at Gay Meadow and they had a man in a little boat to fish the ball out of the River Severn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember when Shrewsbury Town played at Gay Meadow and they had a man in a little boat to fish the ball out of the River Severn "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I now have to find a thread that I can write your mum on."

I thought any thread was fair game for that? I didn't realise there were requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty Lane is real.

Honest.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Naughty Lane is real.

Honest. "

We have a Muck Lane near(ish) to here. Maybe I'll use that next.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Naughty Lane is real.

Honest.

We have a Muck Lane near(ish) to here. Maybe I'll use that next."

I live near slag lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty Lane is real.

Honest.

We have a Muck Lane near(ish) to here. Maybe I'll use that next.

I live near slag lane "

Theres a slag lane in the next town to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty Lane is real.

Honest.

We have a Muck Lane near(ish) to here. Maybe I'll use that next.

I live near slag lane

Theres a slag lane in the next town to me "

There's a Grope Lane in Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty Lane is real.

Honest.

We have a Muck Lane near(ish) to here. Maybe I'll use that next.

I live near slag lane

Theres a slag lane in the next town to me

There's a Grope Lane in Shrewsbury."

Do you visit often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty Lane is real.

Honest.

We have a Muck Lane near(ish) to here. Maybe I'll use that next.

I live near slag lane

Theres a slag lane in the next town to me

There's a Grope Lane in Shrewsbury.

Do you visit often? "

As often as I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a genuine Slutwell Lane in Ponty Carlo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now have to find a thread that I can write your mum on."

How is you're Ma anyway Jim...she's been quiet lately...still on the antibiotics for that thing she had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive past Uncouth Lane on the way to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now have to find a thread that I can write your mum on.

How is you're Ma anyway Jim...she's been quiet lately...still on the antibiotics for that thing she had? "

All cleared up, thanks for asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drive past Uncouth Lane on the way to work. "

There's a ton o' fun road in NSW in aus

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Naughty Lane is real.

Honest.

We have a Muck Lane near(ish) to here. Maybe I'll use that next.

I live near slag lane

Theres a slag lane in the next town to me "

Bloody north west is full of em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not up the hill. I'm down the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in another dimension

Craggy Island

Here And There

BackOfBeyond,

you just overlook as they are not seriously looking for meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in a silly place. We don't even live there.

does my nut in when men ask almost to the street where you live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in another dimension

Craggy Island

Here And There

BackOfBeyond,

you just overlook as they are not seriously looking for meets"

How can you say that?

Where we put our place we live is up to us. I'm sure it doesn't out people off

we tell people we are interested in where we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's fun and then there's fun and stupid locations aren't fun it's just stupidity "
Agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I joined a few of you on another hill."

Welcome to the top if the hill , sit down and enjoy the view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it quite amusing when guys ask me my location

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only one small fishing village near Birmingham, how precise does one have to be? It's not hard to look up kingstanding

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

To post a serious answer..... I know,I know......but I rarely even notice people's locations when they post on here, it's such an insignificant detail, why get so wound up about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To post a serious answer..... I know,I know......but I rarely even notice people's locations when they post on here, it's such an insignificant detail, why get so wound up about it? "

I don't think he is. I think he likes the reaction.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in another dimension

Craggy Island

Here And There

BackOfBeyond,

you just overlook as they are not seriously looking for meets"

That's true in my case, no I'm not unless its catching up with friends or meeting in a club where I shall be anyways, so the reality really is my location is of no consequence to others. As such I choose to live Over the Rainbow

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I still live in grey peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still live in grey peas "

And bacon ! Mmmm Bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember when Shrewsbury Town played at Gay Meadow and they had a man in a little boat to fish the ball out of the River Severn "

So do I.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

As a single woman, living alone and having had an actual stalker in the past, i'm pretty happy with my location being 'stupid' as it makes it harder for me to find.

As for other people, i'm sure most just do it for their own privacy or a bit of a laugh. No harm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's enough oddballs on here already who dont need any help stalking or just generally being werid.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"There's enough oddballs on here already who dont need any help stalking or just generally being werid. "

Who are you calling werid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's enough oddballs on here already who dont need any help stalking or just generally being werid.

Who are you calling werid? "

No one in particular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i am from Venus

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm thinking of moving to crooked usage in Finchley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's only one small fishing village near Birmingham, how precise does one have to be? It's not hard to look up kingstanding "

I used to live close to that fishing village.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm getting some odd messages based on my new location.

Some people are odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's only one small fishing village near Birmingham, how precise does one have to be? It's not hard to look up kingstanding

I used to live close to that fishing village."

Did you.move away to experience something more than Nike off 110s and cans of carling round the circle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's only one small fishing village near Birmingham, how precise does one have to be? It's not hard to look up kingstanding

I used to live close to that fishing village.

Did you.move away to experience something more than Nike off 110s and cans of carling round the circle lol "

I do miss the motherland.

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