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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No, not the country....but Drummer...one of my turkeys....has decided to break out over the fence and gambol about the field with the sheep!!

Am debating whether or not to jump over after it and look like an idiot trying to catch it..or to sit it out and hope it comes back before the polecats come looking for it

Oh life is ever so compicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i have stopped laughing at the turkeys name i will think about what you should do

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Friends of mine had a hotel with ducks on the stream that ran though the grounds, we used to tell people we fed them on sage and one, one on oranges another on apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There i was thinking summer holiday sun sand ..... ok now your turkey i bet Beautiful making a run for fredom ... or you will eat him cant blame him can you ..

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"hope it comes back before the polecats come looking for it"

Are you seriously telling me that 80's new wave rockabilly band the polecats are now feral turkey scavengers in Sullom Voe sound?

I know they haven't had mainstream success for a while, but it's sad to hear they've been reduced to this.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just hope it doesn't builds a raft and sails back to the mainland.. it is maybe homesick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just hope it doesn't builds a raft and sails back to the mainland.. it is maybe homesick"

Ha!! It was no match for stu the greased lightning turkey catcher.....Drummer safely tuckedup in his bed and the raft has been scuttled

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"just hope it doesn't builds a raft and sails back to the mainland.. it is maybe homesick

Ha!! It was no match for stu the greased lightning turkey catcher.....Drummer safely tuckedup in his bed and the raft has been scuttled "

yeah............. I seen you climb an incline... you was quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just hope it doesn't builds a raft and sails back to the mainland.. it is maybe homesick

Ha!! It was no match for stu the greased lightning turkey catcher.....Drummer safely tuckedup in his bed and the raft has been scuttled

yeah............. I seen you climb an incline... you was quick "

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"yeah............. I seen you climb an incline... you was quick

"

Is that a euphamism?

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