FabSwingers.com forum: profiles with stupid locations

By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Ok we are all meant to be swingers on here but why do people insist on putting stupid locations. Ones I've seen but can't find on a map include

Away with the fairies

La la land

Near you

Second rock from the sun ( might explain why route finder can't find it )

Be proud of being a swinger

Put where you are from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no location because I'm not meeting so it's completely irrelevant where i am. I care not if others are bothered.

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By *rincesscaracoupleCouple
over a year ago

Saltburn

"Ok we are all meant to be swingers on here but why do people insist on putting stupid locations. Ones I've seen but can't find on a map include

Away with the fairies

La la land

Near you

Second rock from the sun ( might explain why route finder can't find it )

Be proud of being a swinger

Put where you are from "

I am in between Leeds and Wakefield although I remember seeing Cara underneath you once!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have found a town near you on the map???

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mine was the Copa Banannnaaaaa until recently.

So what?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I shall reside where i want to reside

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What do you mean?

I've been to Away With the Fairies and La La Land.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I just couldn't help myself

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Ok we are all meant to be swingers on here but why do people insist on putting stupid locations. Ones I've seen but can't find on a map include

Away with the fairies

La la land

Near you

Second rock from the sun ( might explain why route finder can't find it )

Be proud of being a swinger

Put where you are from

I am in between Leeds and Wakefield although I remember seeing Cara underneath you once!!"

Not only underneath on top too

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By *rincesscaracoupleCouple
over a year ago

Saltburn

Sure was

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just couldn't help myself

I thought you were from Incorrigible.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I just couldn't help myself

Tbf, I could have just put Uranus

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I wouldnt want to meet someone without a sense of humour anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just couldn't help myself

Tbf, I could have just put Uranus "

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"What do you mean?

I've been to Away With the Fairies and La La Land.

And I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok we are all meant to be swingers on here but why do people insist on putting stupid locations. Ones I've seen but can't find on a map include

Away with the fairies

La la land

Near you

Second rock from the sun ( might explain why route finder can't find it )

Be proud of being a swinger

Put where you are from "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a man with a sense of humour

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I love a man with a sense of humour

When you find one, let us know

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fuck me OP who pissed over your cornflakes recently? It's called a sense of humour and the fact that I might not want to disclose where I live

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I just couldn't help myself

I thought you were from Incorrigible. "

*far from...

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility "

Someone's grumpy this evening... Do you want some cake?

That usually cheers up the forumites

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're near you in lala land somewhere out there with the fairies

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm living near the seven seas of rye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me OP who pissed over your cornflakes recently? It's called a sense of humour and the fact that I might not want to disclose where I live "

You live in the West Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do it cos it is fun. I come from the land of haribos

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Then does that make you a true swinger. And I have Alpen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm living near the seven seas of rye

Freddie Mercury lived there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility

Someone's grumpy this evening... Do you want some cake?

That usually cheers up the forumites

Nita"

I love cake

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Some people don't want you to know where they are. Who cares? I just look at their distance from me and, if it's too far, it's too far, whether its The Land of Far Beyond or Toytown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility "

Get a grip .Why does it matter?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Some people don't want you to know where they are. Who cares? I just look at their distance from me and, if it's too far, it's too far, whether its The Land of Far Beyond or Toytown."

Toytown is great at this time of year. I'd travel

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Then does that make you a true swinger. And I have Alpen "

Please can you use the reply and quote so we know who you are replying to.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I do like people with no sense of humour its ironic cause they make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it is Thursday

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility

Someone's grumpy this evening... Do you want some cake?

That usually cheers up the forumites

Nita

I love cake

So do I. We had yummy lemon drizzle cake at work today

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By *rincesscaracoupleCouple
over a year ago

Saltburn

Most people here live in cloud cuckoo land anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility "

Nah I'm good thanks, dont worry about what others put on their profiles so much. If that gets you wound up then just you wait!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

This thread is a brilliant idea. I'm going to change my location right now

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Most people here live in cloud cuckoo land anyway."

I live in hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility

Get a grip .Why does it matter?"

Pmsl and that comes from somone high on a mountain top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok we are all meant to be swingers on here but why do people insist on putting stupid locations. Ones I've seen but can't find on a map include

Away with the fairies

La la land

Near you

Second rock from the sun ( might explain why route finder can't find it )

Be proud of being a swinger

Put where you are from "

Oooooooo!

Get you Mr!

In the real world I live in Leyland - in fab land I'm always away with the fairies - and they love me!!

So ner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people don't want you to know where they are. Who cares? I just look at their distance from me and, if it's too far, it's too far, whether its The Land of Far Beyond or Toytown.

Toytown is great at this time of year. I'd travel

Is Noddy and Big Ears there too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility

Someone's grumpy this evening... Do you want some cake?

That usually cheers up the forumites

Nita

I love cake

So do I. We had yummy lemon drizzle cake at work today

Now im jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdo manor is a place!

I would of thought it was pretty obvious i tell people when i want them to know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility

Get a grip .Why does it matter?

Pmsl and that comes from somone high on a mountain top

Yup it does .

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Oh I have a sense of humour but how can you take anybody seriously that puts stupid locations down

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Oh I have a sense of humour but how can you take anybody seriously that puts stupid locations down "

We don't want serious, we want fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean?

I've been to Away With the Fairies and La La Land.

Not yet you haven't my love - but the kettle's on any time you like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility

Someone's grumpy this evening... Do you want some cake?

That usually cheers up the forumites

Nita

I love cake

So do I. We had yummy lemon drizzle cake at work today

We had chocolate fudge cake, coffee & walnut & victoria sponge at work today. And I got a Cadburys creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a sense of humour but how can you take anybody seriously that puts stupid locations down "

Why don't you just block everyone with a stupid location,

Simples

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Oh I have a sense of humour but how can you take anybody seriously that puts stupid locations down

We don't want serious, we want fun

Oops meant

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

How can you take seriously anyone who cares so much about something so trivial?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Oh I have a sense of humour but how can you take anybody seriously that puts stupid locations down "
why does anyone have to be serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm yet to find someone who lives in Twatt though?!?!?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility

Someone's grumpy this evening... Do you want some cake?

That usually cheers up the forumites

Nita

I love cake

So do I. We had yummy lemon drizzle cake at work today

We had chocolate fudge cake, coffee & walnut & victoria sponge at work today. And I got a Cadburys creme egg

Now I'm jealous

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Some people don't want you to know where they are. Who cares? I just look at their distance from me and, if it's too far, it's too far, whether its The Land of Far Beyond or Toytown.

Toytown is great at this time of year. I'd travel

Is Noddy and Big Ears there too? "

Probably somewhere but I've not met them personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a sense of humour but how can you take anybody seriously that puts stupid locations down "

Oh ffs .If your lucky enough to get an invite to these weird and wonderful locations you will find out exactly where they are.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a sense of humour but how can you take anybody seriously that puts stupid locations down "

If you dont have a sense of humour your not gonna get on with me so thats a good thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a sense of humour but how can you take anybody seriously that puts stupid locations down "

Nope!

You can't take me seriously!

I definitely wouldn't meet me if I were you!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Why so serious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging is no laughing matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a sense of humour but how can you take anybody seriously that puts stupid locations down "

Then it's a great filter op.....you know who to avoid. I don't see what the problem is.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP."

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP."

That sounds like a lush place. Xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Oh I have a sense of humour but how can you take anybody seriously that puts stupid locations down

Then it's a great filter op.....you know who to avoid. I don't see what the problem is."

We're not doing it right, dammit!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think i need to relocate

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

That sounds like a lush place. Xx"

It's lovely

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination."

The playground, if the OP is to be believed. Or maybe the sandpit.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination.

The playground, if the OP is to be believed. Or maybe the sandpit."

Good idea, I like building and castles

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination.

The playground, if the OP is to be believed. Or maybe the sandpit.

Good idea, I like building and castles

Sand castles*.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Swinging is no laughing matter

I like what you did with your location.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination."

Truth or consequences might sum you up

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination.

Truth or consequences might sum you up

Don't make me have to spank you!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination.

Truth or consequences might sum you up

Don't make me have to spank you!!"

That should be your new location

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination."

Put where they hung dick Turpin see if any intellectuals look at your profile

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive moved back to a former location of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

I have a divan bed. You must be very slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more people have an opnion on how i should run my profile/fab the more i like to do the opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May change my location to

The land of a sense of humour . I know someone who won't be visiting .

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"The more people have an opnuon on how u shpuld run my profile/fab the more i like to do the opposite

Would you like to see my bothered face?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh I have a sense of humour but how can you take anybody seriously that puts stupid locations down "

Here's a list of the real 'cock' place names:

Cock Bridge, Hope, Derbyshire, UK

Cock Green, nr Braintree

Cock Lane, Tutts Clump, Berkshire, UK

Cock Law, Northumberland, UK

Cock and Bell Lane, Suffolk

Cockermouth, Cumbria

Cockernhoe, nr Luton, UK

Cocking, Midhurst, West Sussex, UK

Cockintake, Staffordshire, UK

Cockpit Hill, Derbyshire, UK

Cockplay, Northumberland, UK

Cocks, Cornwall

Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire

Cockshot, Northumberland, UK

Cockshutt Wood, Sheffield, UK

Cockup Lake District, Cumbria, UK

Who are you to say that some of the place names listed aren't real? I bet I could find some of them somewhere.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm liking this... It's a metaphysical holiday

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination.

Put where they hung dick Turpin see if any intellectuals look at your profile "

Every tourist that visits knows that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

Oh yes. No one is safe!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The more people have an opnuon on how u shpuld run my profile/fab the more i like to do the opposite

Would you like to see my bothered face? "

So not bothered that you start threads to moan about the things that don't suit you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm yet to find someone who lives in Twatt though?!?!?"

In the Orkneys?

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Because people don't need to know where I live.

I have on my profile the 2 clubs which I meet in, I don't accom, I don't meet in a hotel near me, I meet in those 2 clubs, but I still get asked where I am!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination.

Put where they hung dick Turpin see if any intellectuals look at your profile "

It was Tyburn

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination.

Put where they hung dick Turpin see if any intellectuals look at your profile

Every tourist that visits knows that one."

Ok put a place with millions of tons of coal underground but all they wanted to do was grow carrots

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ha! You know your grumpy chops just made me change my location!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

Oh yes. No one is safe!

I have a divan

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination.

Put where they hung dick Turpin see if any intellectuals look at your profile

Every tourist that visits knows that one.

Ok put a place with millions of tons of coal underground but all they wanted to do was grow carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok we are all meant to be swingers on here but why do people insist on putting stupid locations. Ones I've seen but can't find on a map include

Away with the fairies

La la land

Near you

Second rock from the sun ( might explain why route finder can't find it )

Be proud of being a swinger

Put where you are from "

What has it got to do with you?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Because people don't need to know where I live.

I have on my profile the 2 clubs which I meet in, I don't accom, I don't meet in a hotel near me, I meet in those 2 clubs, but I still get asked where I am!

Where are you?

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Ok we are all meant to be swingers on here but why do people insist on putting stupid locations. Ones I've seen but can't find on a map include

Away with the fairies

La la land

Near you

Second rock from the sun ( might explain why route finder can't find it )

Be proud of being a swinger

Put where you are from

What has it got to do with you? "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination.

Truth or consequences might sum you up

Don't make me have to spank you!!"

That's Derbyshire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

Oh yes. No one is safe!

I have a divan

It's possible to cut out a person size hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility "

What difference does it really make?? Lighten up man

Btw I just had to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

I just looked! You weren't!!

I found 2 tissues and a condom wrapper though - so thanks for the tip-off!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

OK, that's the stupidest I'm willing to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok we are all meant to be swingers on here but why do people insist on putting stupid locations. Ones I've seen but can't find on a map include

Away with the fairies

La la land

Near you

Second rock from the sun ( might explain why route finder can't find it )

Be proud of being a swinger

Put where you are from "

Twats aren't they.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm not sure how not advertising your real location means you are not proud to be a swinger.

And why should anyone be proud to be a swinger anyway? It's hardly an achievement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

I just looked! You weren't!!

I found 2 tissues and a condom wrapper though - so thanks for the tip-off!!

I'm like Santa....i can't stay anywhere for too long

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

Oh yes. No one is safe!

I have a divan

It's possible to cut out a person size hole

You'd have to be some kind of weirdo to want to do that!

Oh, wait...

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By *rincesscaracoupleCouple
over a year ago

Saltburn

Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more people have an opnuon on how u shpuld run my profile/fab the more i like to do the opposite

Would you like to see my bothered face? "

I cant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined I i lived in lost but with some actual place names I seen I wouldn't put them

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

We don't need to get wound up. The OP is wound up for us. We're just having a laugh.

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"I'm not sure how not advertising your real location means you are not proud to be a swinger.

And why should anyone be proud to be a swinger anyway? It's hardly an achievement."

Then why be here then ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

"
whats sad is someone with nothing better to do. But its turned into a fun thread with all the new locations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

Can't see anyone wound up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

Oh yes. No one is safe!

I have a divan

It's possible to cut out a person size hole

You'd have to be some kind of weirdo to want to do that!

Oh, wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swinging is no laughing matter

I like what you did with your location.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm not sure how not advertising your real location means you are not proud to be a swinger.

And why should anyone be proud to be a swinger anyway? It's hardly an achievement.

Then why be here then ? "

Because I enjoy it. It doesn't mean there's anything to be proud about. Meeting people for sex is hardly curing cancer.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

Can't see anyone wound up...."

Except the OP.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"I have a nice new location. I dedicate it to the OP.

Love it. I'm tempted to change mine now but I lack imagination.

Truth or consequences might sum you up

Truth or Consequences is a real place; I lived there once....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm yet to find someone who lives in Twatt though?!?!?

In the Orkneys?

Yep, it's lovely the last weekend in May!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swinging is no laughing matter

I like what you did with your location.

Ha! Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

Can't see anyone wound up...."

Me either... It's even made me think about moving... Any recommendations anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

Can't see anyone wound up....

Except the OP."

Its ok he asked politely if we would like to see his 'bothered face'. I wonder where he keeps it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can time travel too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey op, did you enjoy your trip to somewhere over the rainbow??

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

Oh yes. No one is safe!

It's a bit of a squash under there with all our books, my handbags and fluff.

There is far more room in our bed, enough for you and Clem.

Unless you're an axe murderer, then I'll send Mr B up to bed first while checking on his life insurance policy.

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

Can't see anyone wound up....

Except the OP."

You always say I'm wound up which I aren't

Your such a one trick pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey op, did you enjoy your trip to somewhere over the rainbow?? "

he wasn't here

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I can time travel too

Oi, get your mitts off the Roman references.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey op, did you enjoy your trip to somewhere over the rainbow??

he wasn't here "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

Can't see anyone wound up....

Except the OP.

You always say I'm wound up which I aren't

Your such a one trick pony

Oh you have no idea.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ryan was once located in the Aisle of Biscuits.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Because people don't need to know where I live.

I have on my profile the 2 clubs which I meet in, I don't accom, I don't meet in a hotel near me, I meet in those 2 clubs, but I still get asked where I am!

Where are you?

I'm here

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

Can't see anyone wound up....

Except the OP.

You always say I'm wound up which I aren't

Your such a one trick pony

Oh you have no idea.

I've seen your replies to other people's posts

As I say one trick pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility "

Because why?

Just so it doesn't irk you..

Lol...no.

but then you do seem to like telling people how to run their profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey op, did you enjoy your trip to somewhere over the rainbow??

he wasn't here "

He's verified as having been there

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Hey op, did you enjoy your trip to somewhere over the rainbow??

he wasn't here

He's verified as having been there

I've been to Scotland

I've even worked there

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Let's quit getting personal and carry on with the nonsense... life is too short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey op, did you enjoy your trip to somewhere over the rainbow??

he wasn't here

He's verified as having been there

Must have been the other rainbow

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

Can't see anyone wound up....

Except the OP.

You always say I'm wound up which I aren't

Your such a one trick pony

Oh you have no idea.

I've seen your replies to other people's posts

As I say one trick pony "

Whatever you say. You are the expert on the site and swinging after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey op, did you enjoy your trip to somewhere over the rainbow??

he wasn't here

He's verified as having been there

Must have been the other rainbow

One of those double rainbows

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Anyone want to come to tea with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need a hug OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me laugh how many people jump on these posts that are obviously designed to wind you up. How sad

Oh dear!

We're not wound up lovely - we're simply having a giggle!

Immaturity is what we do best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey op, did you enjoy your trip to somewhere over the rainbow??

he wasn't here

He's verified as having been there

I've been to Scotland

I've even worked there

I've been to England.

I've even worked there 73 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to come to tea with me

Will there be scones and cream?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Anyone want to come to tea with me

*raises pinkie*

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Do you need a hug OP?

It's worth a try, cake didn't work

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Do you need a hug OP?

Thanks but don't think I have enough diesel in the tranbogini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need a hug OP?

Do you know his location?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My profile my choices, their profile their choices, your profile op your choices. Simples..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to come to tea with me

Umm me!

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Hey op, did you enjoy your trip to somewhere over the rainbow??

he wasn't here

He's verified as having been there

I've been to Scotland

I've even worked there

I've been to England.

I've even worked there 73 times

Just the once working for me late 90's at longannet pit

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Anyone want to come to tea with me

Yes please. I'll bring the cake seeing as the OP wasn't interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same with body types.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been a bit more specific about where i am now. Hope the op approves

Oh yes. No one is safe!

It's a bit of a squash under there with all our books, my handbags and fluff.

There is far more room in our bed, enough for you and Clem.

Unless you're an axe murderer, then I'll send Mr B up to bed first while checking on his life insurance policy.

I have never murdered an "axe"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same with body types.............

Meany!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well all those coming to tea with me please wear your best hats

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Same with body types.............

What you have to remember is that a high percentage of people on here lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same with body types.............

Meany!

Don't know what you mean.........? Just adding an alternate spin as to things that grind my gears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok we are all meant to be swingers on here but why do people insist on putting stupid locations. Ones I've seen but can't find on a map include

Away with the fairies

La la land

Near you

Second rock from the sun ( might explain why route finder can't find it )

Be proud of being a swinger

Put where you are from "

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean OP?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Well all those coming to tea with me please wear your best hats"

Yes Miss

I have spare ones if needed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok we are all meant to be swingers on here but why do people insist on putting stupid locations. Ones I've seen but can't find on a map include

Away with the fairies

La la land

Near you

Second rock from the sun ( might explain why route finder can't find it )

Be proud of being a swinger

Put where you are from "

I like them...it shows imagination

stop being so grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same with body types.............

What you have to remember is that a high percentage of people on here lie

But I really am fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't live in my location!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility "

Is this by any chance a profile belonging to a female, of course some ladies are vaguely of where they live. They get abuse from just saying no to a message, imagine if someone found out what area they lived.

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By *icksfocus OP Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Put where your really from

You aren't 6 years old

Have a bit of credibility

What a load of bollocks

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I feel the need to change mine now, thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same with body types.............

What you have to remember is that a high percentage of people on here lie

I'm fabulous...Prove me wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't bother me at all if people put there location. I used to have my location on my profile til someone recognised me.

Lighten up op. I'm not harming anyone. If people don't like it don't look at my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same with body types.............

Meany!

Don't know what you mean.........? Just adding an alternate spin as to things that grind my gears. "

Oh sorry, though you were saying I'm not fabulous.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Swinging is no laughing matter

Clever, I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollox! Nobody that good looking ever came from Portsmouth!

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