FabSwingers.com forum: 175 things

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You could do with a dildo

Squat a fly with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it up your foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bobble holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a paperweight.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Cock ring holder

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

stir your tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stir cooking with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothbrush for a St bernard

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Holder for bangles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop an old CRT monitor flickering.

Trust me this was being done at an old customer of a company i worked for. Slightly shocked the engineer when he turned up. Turns out they where an adult toy supplier.

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a rounders bat (if it's a big one )

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Kitchen roll holder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Little things in life amuse me. Thanks for the laughs guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend its a gun and hold up a bank

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

A pin for a tent when you go camping.

(yes, I'm STILL bored)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A mute for a trumpet

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Coat hanger

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Wrap the head with some bog roll to clean an elephants ear

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dibber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang a tack in the wall with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Practice blowys on it

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"Coat hanger

I'll get my coat.... Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tie bows around it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ladies could stick it down their trousers and pretend they have a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use them as Christmas decorations on the tree, Well they usually have balls on them

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Play hoop and stick....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back scratcher

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Conduct an orchestra at the proms....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it to your forehead and go to a fancy dress party as a unicorn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Foot massager

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"Stick it to your forehead and go to a fancy dress party as a unicorn. "

Or.. Stick it to your nose, put on red dungarees and go as Pinnochio....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick it to your forehead and go to a fancy dress party as a unicorn.

Or.. Stick it to your nose, put on red dungarees and go as Pinnochio....

snort

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Pie funnel when baking pies....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pastry roller

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By *JcouplemidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Peak District

Combine with a bowl and you have a pestle and mortar x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Table decoration for an elderly lady with poor eyesight

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Something to bang on the counter when you've had poor customer service

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A fascinator at Ascot

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By *JcouplemidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Peak District

Microphone x

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Nail it to a wall and use as a perch for a parrot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Practice putting condoms on with your mouth

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Meat tenderiser...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Friends of mine had a small, knitted cock and balls filled with catnip.

Watching their cats go crazy for this thing was delightfully perverse

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"Friends of mine had a small, knitted cock and balls filled with catnip.

Watching their cats go crazy for this thing was delightfully perverse"

If I was a man I'd be crossing my legs reading that!

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Paint stirrer

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Flag holder.

Wave it at the Queen when she opens a new wing of a hospital near you....

(I have FAR too much time on my hands....)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Door stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dibber for planting out seedlings inthe garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Practice putting condoms on with your mouth"

Or taking it off .

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Pool Cue

Judge's gavel.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

An aid for you to get in and out of the bath... Just make sure your hands aren't soapy....

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"You could do with a dildo

Squat a fly with it"

Do a 'Lock Stock' and batter someone with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go fuck yourself.

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By *londegemWoman
over a year ago

my own little world

Use it as a door stopper .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fascinator at Ascot"

Actually

here lmfao x

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Use to unblock the loo. Time to stir some sh....

Yes I'm still here.... I'm still bored....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Landline phone

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Pretend you have a Rolls Royce and bung it on the front of your car bonnet.

The 'spirit of ecstacy' and all that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a wooden spoon and stir your soup with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave it on your very stern looking neighbours doorstep and wonder if it might 'loosen' them up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell your grandma it's the new remote for the TV

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Pretend it's a flute and play on it.

Pretend you're the flautist from Ozric Tentacles...

Phnar phnar...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

If you are in the building trade and your rubber mallet breaks use rubber dildo as a makeshift replacement.

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Compare it to a sky remote

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Improvised weights for your new workout routine down the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brain damage a burglar

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Present to a visiting dignitary

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Use as a bonnet mascot on the family run-around.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was thinking you could remove the Spirit of Ecstasy from the bonnet of a Rolls-Royce and replace it with a dildo?

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By *aked_ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

nearby

Stick it in my bosses mouth to prevent shitty ideas coming out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very small pool cue.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A very small pool cue.

Loooooooool!

A novelty vapouriser

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You could do with a dildo

Squat a fly with it

Do a 'Lock Stock' and batter someone with it!

Isn't that in Grand Theft Auto?

I'm sure there's a special costume where you can run around in a black rubber gimp suit beating people to death with a purple dildo.

Or did I imagine that?

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By *ugarandspice9569Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

If it has a light on it like a certain rabbit does...a nightlight for kids x

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Stop cock for a pipe.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"If it has a light on it like a certain rabbit does...a nightlight for kids x"

Oooh.. Use on bonfire night on the way home! You'd never get lost in the park....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Paint it like a snake

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A gob-stopper for Boris Johnson

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By *ugarandspice9569Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"If it has a light on it like a certain rabbit does...a nightlight for kids x

Oooh.. Use on bonfire night on the way home! You'd never get lost in the park....

Or use it as a lightsaber x

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Leave it outside the front door on 31st October. It stops the 'trick or treaters'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint it green and put it with the cucumbers in the salad aisle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog throw and fetch toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it on vibrate and use it for a massage

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

A grundomat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread butter on your bread and make a sandwich. probably not a very good one mind.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

paint red and white and use as barbers pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baton to slap someone else over head with in a burglary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A novelty bathroom pull cord light switch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Micro cat scratching post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replacement aerial for tv/ car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play fetch in the park with dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curtain rail for hamster house

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"Micro cat scratching post.

Line up with some cans on a wall and use it for target practice....

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Use it as a pretend microphone while singing along to some tunes.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Type on the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet unblocker

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