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Meeting a fit delicious young man tomorrow to ravish for several hours, it's not due to rain - it's all good | |||
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"Nowt to rant about!
Meeting a fit delicious young man tomorrow to ravish for several hours, it's not due to rain - it's all good "Fucking fuckety fuck.. I never even get a reply and that lucky dude is gonna get to ravish your gorgeous body.. Its so totally not fair!! stamp stamp Rant over, feel better  | |||
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"Can I rant about meetings at work - we have meetings to discuss how to conduct meetjngs! How to write agendas. Then meetings to feedback on how the meetings went. Oh and let's write up minutes from a 5 minute meeting! I bloody hate meetings. A waste of most people's time. I'd just ban them altogether ! Sarah " Never mind meeting S. I want to know how come your pussy is on steroids? Which doctor prescribed those.? Is it not difficult to sit down ? Has the aforementioned steroid abuse not caused pussy to become a vicious c**t?? Oh op my rant !!!!! Why oh why do kids insist on filling their pic n mix with feckin heavy items !!!! Jelly snakes, chocolate etc. Fill it with Flumps, space ships, anything light. You'll get more in jeeeeezzzzzzz | |||
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"Nowt to rant about!
Meeting a fit delicious young man tomorrow to ravish for several hours, it's not due to rain - it's all good
Fucking fuckety fuck.. I never even get a reply and that lucky dude is gonna get to ravish your gorgeous body.. Its so totally not fair!! stamp stamp
Rant over, feel better "Ooh no get it right..... I'm gonna ravish him! He's only a baby at 26 - although certainly needs no teaching! 
And the only banging won't be stamping feet either!!  | |||
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" Never mind meeting S. I want to know how come your pussy is on steroids? Which doctor prescribed those.? Is it not difficult to sit down ? Has the aforementioned steroid abuse not caused pussy to become a vicious c**t?? " Because I'm entering my pelvic floor muscles into a body building contest. The Dr is Dr Deviant - he's gone to the dark side. Sarah  | |||
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"Make me "Okeedokee let me put a few things in a bag and I'll be right with you Hammer drill, check. Car battery, check. Jump leads , check. Inverse board, check Towel, check. Buckets of water, check. Large sheets of clear plastic, check. Make yourself comfy I'll be with you shortly.........  | |||
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"Nowt to rant about!
Meeting a fit delicious young man tomorrow to ravish for several hours, it's not due to rain - it's all good "There's words for people like you. | |||
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"I'm saving all mine up til 29th Dec "This had better be worth it..... 
You know I'll be opening a Thursday Ace Winger rant day thread don't you. | |||
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"Can I rant about meetings at work - we have meetings to discuss how to conduct meetjngs! How to write agendas. Then meetings to feedback on how the meetings went. Oh and let's write up minutes from a 5 minute meeting! I bloody hate meetings. A waste of most people's time. I'd just ban them altogether ! Sarah " *has quick look round to see if Sarah is in my office, it looks like she might be Rant approved Ticks box | |||
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"Can I rant about meetings at work - we have meetings to discuss how to conduct meetjngs! How to write agendas. Then meetings to feedback on how the meetings went. Oh and let's write up minutes from a 5 minute meeting! I bloody hate meetings. A waste of most people's time. I'd just ban them altogether ! Sarah Never mind meeting S. I want to know how come your pussy is on steroids? Which doctor prescribed those.? Is it not difficult to sit down ? Has the aforementioned steroid abuse not caused pussy to become a vicious c**t?? Oh op my rant !!!!! Why oh why do kids insist on filling their pic n mix with feckin heavy items !!!! Jelly snakes, chocolate etc. Fill it with Flumps, space ships, anything light. You'll get more in jeeeeezzzzzzz " Don't forget candy shrimps. Rant approved Ticks box | |||
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"Nowt to rant about!
Meeting a fit delicious young man tomorrow to ravish for several hours, it's not due to rain - it's all good
There's words for people like you. " | |||
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" Never mind meeting S. I want to know how come your pussy is on steroids? Which doctor prescribed those.? Is it not difficult to sit down ? Has the aforementioned steroid abuse not caused pussy to become a vicious c**t?? Because I'm entering my pelvic floor muscles into a body building contest. The Dr is Dr Deviant - he's gone to the dark side. Sarah "OH Sarah you poor thing. He best not be working you too hard that Dr. Is it like boot camp !!! | |||
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"Nowt to rant about!
Meeting a fit delicious young man tomorrow to ravish for several hours, it's not due to rain - it's all good
There's words for people like you.
"*sighs wistfully, if only I was fit delicious and young. Sobs quietly in the corner. | |||
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"I've got a really sore throat Can't swallow properly and Sound like a squeaky toy when I speak Not the Easter weekend I was looking for Bloody stupid bugs. (Rants are good) Ex" I'll let you have that one. Rant approved Ticks box | |||
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"I have a cold AGAIN! 
Sends hug.....
1 hug tight arse  "My hugs are pure bliss, few people can resist their charm. I wouldn't want you to get carried away..... | |||
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Okeedokee let me put a few things in a bag and I'll be right with you
Hammer drill, check.
Car battery, check.
Jump leads , check.
Inverse board, check
Towel, check.
Buckets of water, check.
Large sheets of clear plastic, check.
Make yourself comfy I'll be with you shortly......... "  | |||
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"Somebody in my family,who I spend a lot of time with,has learnt how to whistle!!! This is me right now
"I sooooooooo want to disprove this rant. Someone I know "hums" tunes, so I empathise. Rant approved Ticks box | |||
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"Finally realised I've been burning the candles at both ends and have banned myself to rest in bed for the day. It's not even 9am and I'm bored silly.... Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored.... Did I say bored? I hope fab can entertain me. I'm going nuts.... "You're in bed, amuse yourself. | |||
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"I had my ear pierced yesterday and I've woken up to find I've bled all over my hand and my nice new WHITE pillow case. Now I have to spend the day bleaching it. Not a happy bunny
V x"Rant approved Ticks box Little get better soon kiss for your ear. | |||
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"I had my ear pierced yesterday and I've woken up to find I've bled all over my hand and my nice new WHITE pillow case. Now I have to spend the day bleaching it. Not a happy bunny
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Little get better soon kiss for your ear. ":3 thank you. I feel a little less ranty now | |||
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"Make me
Okeedokee let me put a few things in a bag and I'll be right with you
Hammer drill, check.
Car battery, check.
Jump leads , check.
Inverse board, check
Towel, check.
Buckets of water, check.
Large sheets of clear plastic, check.
Make yourself comfy I'll be with you shortly.........
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"The surf being to big this weekend! How am I supposed to surf on 16ft high waves! Calm the fuck down please" Just man up and get out there. Pretend you're in hawaii. | |||
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"Finally realised I've been burning the candles at both ends and have banned myself to rest in bed for the day. It's not even 9am and I'm bored silly.... Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored.... Did I say bored? I hope fab can entertain me. I'm going nuts....
You're in bed, amuse yourself. "Lol! I will.... | |||
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"I have a cold AGAIN!
Sends hug.....
1 hug tight arse
My hugs are pure bliss, few people can resist their charm. I wouldn't want you to get carried away....."Hahaha fair enough then | |||
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"My favourite day Recently I have seen these phrases banded about and its really starting to make my shit itch. Everybody has a right to voice their opinion! I have a right to an opinion! No you don't! Its a phrase I have used on two occasions only for tactical reasons. In all fairness I don't like it, and it is used by the ill informed to justify a claim or claim someone of bigotry and an attempt to have the last word. You are entitled to an opinion if you can argue the fact and validity of the statement. If you can't or have an inane justification you have no entitlement. Just because you don't like or do like someone's statement is not a claim to use the phrase without a reasonable explanation. It doesn't make you big or clever. Paraphrasing BA Baracus. "I pity the fool" Rant over. " Rant endorsed and approved. IMHO.
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"I have a cold AGAIN!
Sends hug.....
1 hug tight arse
My hugs are pure bliss, few people can resist their charm. I wouldn't want you to get carried away.....
Hahaha fair enough then"In truth, you are welcome to as many of my hugs as you like. I wasn't going to mention it as technically that's a flirt not a rant. | |||
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"Nothing to rant about yet..... As always it's only other people that can hoover my joy! I'm going to attempt to stay in the house! But bored already, need food and a little hungover "Bored eh? Can I put you in touch with a fellow contributor a few posts up who's also bored? | |||
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"How in satans portion does a duvet cover eat the entire wash in the machine...how!!" Because you leave the poppers/buttons undone and everything ends up inside. Now, if you'd mentioned missing socks I could have approved your rant. | |||
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"The surf being to big this weekend! How am I supposed to surf on 16ft high waves! Calm the fuck down please Just man up and get out there. Pretend you're in hawaii. "Fuck that. I'll be a sensible lad and eat a cream tea instead | |||
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"I rarely have a rant on a Thursday, usually very zen (Tuesday appears to be the day to keep a safe distance from Heels Land). However, my rant opportunity is dedicated to "Experts" on the news, currently "Security Experts" who have probably read a few books or once accompanied a C list celeb whilst they opened a branch of Top Shop, ernestly hypothesising about what to do to mitigate the risk of terrorist attacks saying things like "I'm sure the intelligence services are ....", "I would imagine governments are considering ......", "The threat level will be being closely monitored" blah flipping bloody blah. Are you involved currently? No Do you have any close link with those who are undertaking the threat analysis? No Are you stating the bleeding obvious? Yes Frankly, BBC people, work harder at getting a genuine expert or sod off and report actual news as I could get just as much insight nattering with people in bloody Starbucks. Breathe. " Yes. All the jokers have been pulled out of the box and dusted off. Currently sitting in the city reading updates on project griffin. Yawn! | |||
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"Can I rant about meetings at work - we have meetings to discuss how to conduct meetjngs! How to write agendas. Then meetings to feedback on how the meetings went. Oh and let's write up minutes from a 5 minute meeting! I bloody hate meetings. A waste of most people's time. I'd just ban them altogether ! Sarah " rant totally justified xx | |||
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"I rarely have a rant on a Thursday, usually very zen (Tuesday appears to be the day to keep a safe distance from Heels Land). However, my rant opportunity is dedicated to "Experts" on the news, currently "Security Experts" who have probably read a few books or once accompanied a C list celeb whilst they opened a branch of Top Shop, ernestly hypothesising about what to do to mitigate the risk of terrorist attacks saying things like "I'm sure the intelligence services are ....", "I would imagine governments are considering ......", "The threat level will be being closely monitored" blah flipping bloody blah. Are you involved currently? No Do you have any close link with those who are undertaking the threat analysis? No Are you stating the bleeding obvious? Yes Frankly, BBC people, work harder at getting a genuine expert or sod off and report actual news as I could get just as much insight nattering with people in bloody Starbucks. Breathe. " You're winning so far. One of my own hates too. Rant approved Ticks box | |||
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"Can I rant about meetings at work - we have meetings to discuss how to conduct meetjngs! How to write agendas. Then meetings to feedback on how the meetings went. Oh and let's write up minutes from a 5 minute meeting! I bloody hate meetings. A waste of most people's time. I'd just ban them altogether ! Sarah rant totally justified xx"Agreed, and it's approved | |||
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"I rarely have a rant on a Thursday, usually very zen (Tuesday appears to be the day to keep a safe distance from Heels Land). However, my rant opportunity is dedicated to "Experts" on the news, currently "Security Experts" who have probably read a few books or once accompanied a C list celeb whilst they opened a branch of Top Shop, ernestly hypothesising about what to do to mitigate the risk of terrorist attacks saying things like "I'm sure the intelligence services are ....", "I would imagine governments are considering ......", "The threat level will be being closely monitored" blah flipping bloody blah. Are you involved currently? No Do you have any close link with those who are undertaking the threat analysis? No Are you stating the bleeding obvious? Yes Frankly, BBC people, work harder at getting a genuine expert or sod off and report actual news as I could get just as much insight nattering with people in bloody Starbucks. Breathe. You're winning so far. One of my own hates too. Rant approved Ticks box " I thank you. It's a rather cathartic experience actually. Rant Therapy! | |||
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"Fucking idiots who slow down to 2mph to take a left turn...There's being cautious then there's being a douche and that's douche worthy. Aaannnnnd breath....rant over "Yep, you're having that one. I've just been behind a doofus doing 50 in a 60 limit, who slowed down to 40 when he saw the camera Bell end. Rant approved Ticks box | |||
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"I rarely have a rant on a Thursday, usually very zen (Tuesday appears to be the day to keep a safe distance from Heels Land). However, my rant opportunity is dedicated to "Experts" on the news, currently "Security Experts" who have probably read a few books or once accompanied a C list celeb whilst they opened a branch of Top Shop, ernestly hypothesising about what to do to mitigate the risk of terrorist attacks saying things like "I'm sure the intelligence services are ....", "I would imagine governments are considering ......", "The threat level will be being closely monitored" blah flipping bloody blah. Are you involved currently? No Do you have any close link with those who are undertaking the threat analysis? No Are you stating the bleeding obvious? Yes Frankly, BBC people, work harder at getting a genuine expert or sod off and report actual news as I could get just as much insight nattering with people in bloody Starbucks. Breathe. You're winning so far. One of my own hates too. Rant approved Ticks box I thank you. It's a rather cathartic experience actually. Rant Therapy! " See what you've been missing out on now?
I should start charging for this stuff.  Now, take a seat on the couch, lay down and make yourself comfortable.
Warm in here isn't it....... | |||
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"Humourless fabsters who turn obviously fun, lighthearted threads into World War III with their fun zapping posts. I sometimes think the only criteria for being allowed only Fab should be you're over 18 and you have a sense of humour! God help anyone who ever meets these people "I "may" have noticed one of these you speak of. Rant approved Ticks box | |||
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"Fucking idiots who slow down to 2mph to take a left turn...There's being cautious then there's being a douche and that's douche worthy. Aaannnnnd breath....rant over "and waver to the right a bit first then swing left - aaargh | |||
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"How in satans portion does a duvet cover eat the entire wash in the machine...how!! Because you leave the poppers/buttons undone and everything ends up inside. Now, if you'd mentioned missing socks I could have approved your rant. "That is usually the white wash when you see the black sock appear out of the suds and laugh as it disappears back into the middle. | |||
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"How in satans portion does a duvet cover eat the entire wash in the machine...how!! Because you leave the poppers/buttons undone and everything ends up inside. Now, if you'd mentioned missing socks I could have approved your rant.
That is usually the white wash when you see the black sock appear out of the suds and laugh as it disappears back into the middle.
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