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" Take the mental strain out of working out what to put in your ‘current status’ text. Let the new and improved X50-7000 Random Status Generator do all the work for you! Submit your requests here. It’s totally FREE* . . . . . . . . *terms and conditions apply " what are the terms n conditions? | |||
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"I'll have a go." Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: My mum said I was too ugly to love, so we just had casual sex. | |||
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"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me! "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: My eyes are located 29cm above where you are looking. | |||
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"It was my idea, i want first go
you have to get in the Que"But but, my computer crashed lol | |||
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"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me!
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
My eyes are located 29cm above where you are looking."Hahahahaha!! Did you measure yourself then?!! | |||
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"I'll have a go. Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: My mum said I was too ugly to love, so we just had casual sex. " Status changed. Thanks Status Generator! | |||
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"im next im next " Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Did I say you looked like a dreamboat? Sorry I meant ghost ship. | |||
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"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me!
Floozie! "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: There's no rust on this badge | |||
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"It was my idea, i want first go "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Show me you care for me with cupcakes. | |||
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"Ive changed mine as well thankyou miss polo" Dear Customer Your order has been dispatched. | |||
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"im next im next Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Did I say you looked like a dreamboat? Sorry I meant ghost ship." thank you for my status miss polo | |||
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"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me!
Floozie! "
Takes one to know one lovely! | |||
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"ok im in...i will place an order for one status "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: I'm giving up shoes for Lent | |||
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"can i have one pretty please..??? i havnt had a status for ages ....." Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: When I ask you to pull the chain I don't mean flush the toilet. | |||
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"ok im in...i will place an order for one status
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Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
I'm giving up shoes for Lent"coffee all over keyboard now...lol | |||
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"ok im in...i will place an order for one status
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
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"me too please "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Pull my finger... g'wan... I dare ya! | |||
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"me too please
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Pull my finger... g'wan... I dare ya!"lol...umm....thanks  | |||
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"Go on then, in for a penny in for a £. *Trembles with anticipation* get your wetsuit, flippers and snorkel ready " | |||
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"Please miss, can we have one too?" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you tomorrow but lets just have sex today. | |||
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"i'm waiting for the X69 version i've heard its filthy "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: If you're looking for a dirty playmate, check out my skin marks. | |||
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"Go on then, in for a penny in for a £. *Trembles with anticipation* Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: You see, I'm six foot one, I'm tons of fun when I dress to a T, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously. " | |||
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"can i have one please "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Do you have a peanut in your pocket or is it still cold outside? | |||
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"and me? x" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Standing at the gates of hell, thinking the chimer needs new batteries. | |||
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"can i have an update pleaseeeee "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Waiting for a bus to Passionville, it's two stops futher than Leggover | |||
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"Haha What an excellent idea! Can I please place an order? "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: My mother warned me about talking to strangers… so I bought a ball-gag | |||
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"Me too please "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: I don’t want a bun in my oven, but a sausage roll would be nice. | |||
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"Haha What an excellent idea! Can I please place an order?
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
My mother warned me about talking to strangers… so I bought a ball-gag
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"How long is this queue? There was me thinking how clever Imalady was with her status..... your secret is out." Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Toad in the hole anyone? croak croak rebbit | |||
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"I'd like a new status update please. xxx" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush... unless you are dogging | |||
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"Please Polo- can I have one? Will unhide the profile just to display it "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Wondering if it was worth showing my profile again just for this. | |||
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"can i have an update pleaseeeee
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
Waiting for a bus to Passionville, it's two stops futher than Leggover"Thank you | |||
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"OOh may i have a new status please x" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Tablets for acute angina will not change the appearance of your vulva. | |||
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"oooh..oooooh...could i hav one too please "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran. There is not much else to do here. | |||
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"Please Polo- can I have one? Will unhide the profile just to display it
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
Wondering if it was worth showing my profile again just for this.
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"Oooooh - can I join the queue and place an order please? "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle right up to his middle… plonker. | |||
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"Oooooh - can I join the queue and place an order please?
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle right up to his middle… plonker."'Tis done | |||
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"Oooooh - can I join the queue and place an order please?
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle right up to his middle… plonker."'Tis done | |||
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"Can I join the back of the long queue please?" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: I am pretending to be a door, hoping somone will touch my knob. | |||
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"Can we have one please "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: That polo woman is amazing | |||
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"This looks like fun....can you give me one? (and a status please )"Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: I am not the fuck and run type... a stroll to the car is more like it. | |||
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"This looks like fun....can you give me one? (and a status please )
Dear Customer
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Your new status text is:
I am not the fuck and run type... a stroll to the car is more like it."cheeky....but at last someones read my profile | |||
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"Ohhhh I think I need 1 of these.... Thank you." Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: I’m not a pheasant plucker , but I have been told I’m a reasonable shag. | |||
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" Your new status text is: Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle right up to his middle… plonker. 'Tis done "forgot to say thank you! Sorry! | |||
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"Room for a tall one at the end of the queue, one status please?" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman walk into a bar.... nice to see they all turned up for the meet. | |||
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"Jumps up and down waving hands us next us next pleassssssssssssssssssssse "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Guns don't kill people, wrappers do... it's murder getting into a chocolate orange. | |||
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"Tentatively asks for one for me please just because I am a closet sadist "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Front door only... Farmer Giles is blocking the back door. | |||
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"Oh, I haven't had a status update for months. If it doesn't inconvenience you too much and you can fit me in, could I possibly be blessed with your words of wisdom please? x" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs. | |||
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"oh go on then me too! having such a laff reading them!" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Computer says no | |||
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"Oh, I haven't had a status update for months. If it doesn't inconvenience you too much and you can fit me in, could I possibly be blessed with your words of wisdom please? x Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs. " Thanks Polo!! x | |||
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"Oooooooooo can i have one "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Name that tune... the first note is dummmm | |||
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"Please Miss... can I have a new one for Friday? "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: I've an itch which needs scratching. Do you want to help me scratch it or should I just go to the chemist | |||
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"Go on then, in for a penny in for a £. *Trembles with anticipation* Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: You see, I'm six foot one, I'm tons of fun when I dress to a T, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously. Sorted, ta very much. *Puts boxing gloves back on again* " | |||
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"Please Miss... can I have a new one for Friday?
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
I've an itch which needs scratching. Do you want to help me scratch it or should I just go to the chemist
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"Please Miss... can I have a new one for Friday?
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
I've an itch which needs scratching. Do you want to help me scratch it or should I just go to the chemist
"Okay... the first PM is in... wanting to know what sort of itch it is!! | |||
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"Oooooooooo can i have one
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
Name that tune... the first note is dummmm"Its up | |||
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"Yeah, go on then LOL" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: That Rihanna is forgetful. Good job her granny isn’t… hey nanna what’s my name, hey nanna what’s my name | |||
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"Right its coming off!!!! posting a status about farmer giles just after pub kicking out time.........well! quite frankly im appalled I did'nt realise there was such a following for dangleberries Since when have they been included in your 5 a day? " | |||
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"Right its coming off!!!! posting a status about farmer giles just after pub kicking out time.........well! quite frankly im appalled I did'nt realise there was such a following for dangleberries Since when have they been included in your 5 a day? "Dear Customer We are sorry to hear you were disappointed with your product. Please accept our apologies along with a complimentary status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: My booty is bang-tidy. No plums for your gums on this mother-bucker | |||
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"Right its coming off!!!! posting a status about farmer giles just after pub kicking out time.........well! quite frankly im appalled I did'nt realise there was such a following for dangleberries Since when have they been included in your 5 a day?
Dear Customer
We are sorry to hear you were disappointed with your product. Please accept our apologies along with a complimentary status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
My booty is bang-tidy. No plums for your gums on this mother-bucker
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would love to!"Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: You’re once… twice… three times a lady… but it’s still not the same as MFFF | |||
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"Well I haven't had a status message for ages ....... " Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: When a guy in Pizza Hut asked if I wanted a stuffed crust, I explained my feelings about personal hygiene. | |||
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"Your new status text is: When a guy in Pizza Hut asked if I wanted a stuffed crust, I explained my feelings about personal hygiene. " Status updated. | |||
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"I also haven't had a status display since the last random generator.. Can i get another one please?" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, does that mean the lumberjack was deaf? | |||
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"Still going? How random is that? May I have a random status please Polo?" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: You like potato and I like potahto, You like tomato and I like tomahto Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto, good job this isn’t a cookery site. | |||
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"Jumps up and down waving hands us next us next pleassssssssssssssssssssse
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
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Guns don't kill people, wrappers do... it's murder getting into a chocolate orange."just demolished one of those | |||
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"oh my goodness my sides hurt from laughing why did i never see this before? please dearest polo can you crank up the random status generator just for me as i would love one "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: 100% Woman and what a fuck... but if X Factor's on you're out of luck! | |||
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"oh my goodness my sides hurt from laughing why did i never see this before? please dearest polo can you crank up the random status generator just for me as i would love one
Dear Customer
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
100% Woman and what a fuck... but if X Factor's on you're out of luck!"why ty my dear its posted | |||
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"These are great could I have one please. " Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home.... this little piggy went weeeeeee (but not on cam in chat) | |||
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"excellent work Polo, may I have one please x" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: I'm saving carrots for Granny | |||
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"my balls are sagging..." Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Roses are red, violets are blue, like the veins in your cock, but without the greenfly | |||
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"my balls are sagging... Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Roses are red, violets are blue, like the veins in your cock, but without the greenfly" xx | |||
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"I want one to please "Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Join the A Team.... but I ain't gettin' on no plane fool. | |||
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"i want one please! "Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: I wasn't using text speak, it was the name of a Welsh village. | |||
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"Meeee!!! (please)" Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: 1, 2, buckle my shoe, 3, 4.... hold on a minute shouldn't we be getting undressed? | |||
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"Me please "Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: I like my men the same as how I like my cars... clean and fast but without the skid marks. | |||
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"This looks good...can I have one please...and could you then tell me how to use it "Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: You put your right arm in, your right arm out, in out in out.... it's great being a vet. | |||
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"i want one please!
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
love it thank you!!
Your new status text is:
I wasn't using text speak, it was the name of a Welsh village." | |||
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"I'd love one
Thanks in advance "Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: If it fits like a glove, it's probably a glove. | |||
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"Meeee!!! (please) Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: 1, 2, buckle my shoe, 3, 4.... hold on a minute shouldn't we be getting undressed?" Yay, thanks! | |||
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"Polo - fooking amazing thread.. iv never laughed so much.. if your not running out yet .. can we have one - please x" Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Please note: no relation to Ron Weasley... so I don't want to see your hog warts. | |||
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"Polo - fooking amazing thread.. iv never laughed so much.. if your not running out yet .. can we have one - please x Dear Customer Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000. Your new status text is: Please note: no relation to Ron Weasley... so I don't want to see your hog warts." Nice one - loved it x ty | |||
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"I'd love one
Thanks in advance
Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.
Your new status text is:
If it fits like a glove, it's probably a glove."How very errrr..... fitting
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"IMPORTANT CUSTOMER ANNOUNCEMENT X50-7000 Random Status Generator will be offline soon whilst we sell off valuable components as scrap to combat the affects of the recession. We apologise to our RSG customers for the removal of this service, however, we are pleased to announce the RX40-100 (budget addition) Random Status Generator will soon be ready for launch….. we just need two more elastic bands and one AAA battery. " I have one hair bobble and an AA battery (ever ready) that is 34% life if you are struggling  | |||
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