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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Every morning without fail.

Always wake up hard and horny.

Does anyone else have this everyday? And does anyone know why it happens every morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to all blokes. It's the increase in blood pressure being pumped around the body as you wake. There is a cure though! Sliding it in and out of a moist pussy for some time tends to relieve the symptoms. Regards, Dr Shaun

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Normally wake betty up with a poke in the back, then a good session soon sorts things out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V here

I love that ..... When Adam pokes me in the back with his cock and if he happens to bite my neck at the same time I'm usually not responsible for what happens next

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

As a shift worker I often get them after a sleep after Nights... only then it is an Afternoon Glory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I call it breakfast "

Lol... Would love to be woken up with a morning BJ.

Unfortunately it hasn't happened yet, an ex did claim she tried for 20 minutes once, but I never woke up apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I call it breakfast

Lol... Would love to be woken up with a morning BJ.

Unfortunately it hasn't happened yet, an ex did claim she tried for 20 minutes once, but I never woke up apparently "

I can see why she's an ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I call it breakfast "

I like the way you think;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh it happens. I hate it work though when your sharing a lot of space with up to 44 other blokes at the same time (sleeping quarters and shower rooms), everyone of you trying to pretend the guy next to you in the queue hasn't just accidentally bumped into you with his wood (thankfully your both wearing towels).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every morning without fail.

Always wake up hard and horny.

Does anyone else have this everyday? And does anyone know why it happens every morning?

"

Stop you rolling out of bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I call it breakfast

Lol... Would love to be woken up with a morning BJ.

Unfortunately it hasn't happened yet, an ex did claim she tried for 20 minutes once, but I never woke up apparently "

Probably,hands down the most frustrating thing for a woman, haha.

I used to do this to an ex too. Short of actually climbing aboard there wasn't much I could do to wake him. He was always dead to the world. ..

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

It's a sign that all is healthy with your plumbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I have been on Testosterone gel I could bash a hole in the wall with what I wake up with. Almost painfully hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I call it breakfast "

Just what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally just find the nearest vagina my willy can fall asleep in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I call it breakfast "

lol

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