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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Bare legs. Leather sofa.

I'm stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare legs. Leather sofa.

I'm stuck

I used to sleep on my mums leather sofa topless so I feel your pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll phone lowland rescue

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have a spatula?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No knickers,leather sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha whoops , stuckage

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have a spatula?"

I actually think I might need one

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No knickers,leather sofa

I have knickers on, just bare legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No knickers,leather sofa

I have knickers on, just bare legs!"

Are you sweaty?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No knickers,leather sofa

I have knickers on, just bare legs!

Are you sweaty? "

I'm quite warm but not sweaty, no.

I expect the skin adhered to the leather is sweating though.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

You could go on cam, live rescue on air.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Is the sofa comfortable? If so stay put.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local bus company uses leather seats on the route to Manchester, the seats are horrendous in the summer when people are in shorts and lads go topless!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You could go on cam, live rescue on air.

Um. No.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Is the sofa comfortable? If so stay put."

It is. I had to peel myself off it though. I needed a bathroom break.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Talcum powder?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"My local bus company uses leather seats on the route to Manchester, the seats are horrendous in the summer when people are in shorts and lads go topless!

I can imagine.

Sitting on a bus without a top on is a bit

. Walking around is one thing but sweating all over a seat someone else then has to use? Ick.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Talcum powder?"

I'd have needed to get off the sofa to get the talcum powder

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Send lawyers, guns and more money; the shit has hit the fan."

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I bet you just sat back down with bare legs again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would have said do the mother/plaster thing and go for it but youre already off the thing

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

""Send lawyers, guns and more money; the shit has hit the fan.""

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I bet you just sat back down with bare legs again

No, surprisingly I had more sense (this time)

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"i would have said do the mother/plaster thing and go for it but youre already off the thing

I was actually well stuck. I don't think I could have just stood up. I had to peel myself off it. It actually hurt quite a lot

Lesson learned (until I forget and do it again).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would have said do the mother/plaster thing and go for it but youre already off the thing

I was actually well stuck. I don't think I could have just stood up. I had to peel myself off it. It actually hurt quite a lot

Lesson learned (until I forget and do it again)."

Keep talc and a spatula next to the sofa just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just wanted someone to turn up with lube, didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good fart can sometimes break the seal too

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

"i would have said do the mother/plaster thing and go for it but youre already off the thing

I was actually well stuck. I don't think I could have just stood up. I had to peel myself off it. It actually hurt quite a lot

Lesson learned (until I forget and do it again)."

you can get cream for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My local bus company uses leather seats on the route to Manchester, the seats are horrendous in the summer when people are in shorts and lads go topless!

I can imagine.

Sitting on a bus without a top on is a bit

. Walking around is one thing but sweating all over a seat someone else then has to use? Ick."

Which is why I can't go to a club. Other people's sweat! And saliva and semen and pussy juices and.........piss!!!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You just wanted someone to turn up with lube, didn't you? "

I hadn't considered it but if you are offering...

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"i would have said do the mother/plaster thing and go for it but youre already off the thing

I was actually well stuck. I don't think I could have just stood up. I had to peel myself off it. It actually hurt quite a lot

Lesson learned (until I forget and do it again).

Keep talc and a spatula next to the sofa just in case. "

I may just do that, if only to see the look on the faces of visitors.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"A good fart can sometimes break the seal too

I don't fart, I lady puff!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

leave a post it note on it to remind you to cover legs can always blames the kittys if it goes missing glad your unstuck tho

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"leave a post it note on it to remind you to cover legs can always blames the kittys if it goes missing glad your unstuck tho "

Thanks, so am I. There was swearing for a minute or two.

I have no sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good fart can sometimes break the seal too

I don't fart, I lady puff!

I'm a lady puff too...... Oh

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"A good fart can sometimes break the seal too

I don't fart, I lady puff!

I'm a lady puff too...... Oh

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