FabSwingers.com forum: A New Forum Game

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have just thought of a new forum game... and I am winning so far!

When a thread gets so long that a mod announces they are going to close it.... you have to get the last post in before it actually closes.

Wait too long and you may be too late, strike too soon and someone else may steel the point.

It's a game of skill, cunning and holding your nerve.

Polo = 1 point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't deny Im miffed. There I was then you gazumped !

Are you in some kind of clique ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

_b430 is the king of that Polo

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I have just thought of a new forum game... and I am winning so far!

When a thread gets so long that a mod announces they are going to close it.... you have to get the last post in before it actually closes.

Wait too long and you may be too late, strike too soon and someone else may steel the point.

It's a game of skill, cunning and holding your nerve.

Polo = 1 point

Depends how long is too long

I always thought that happened at 300-400 posts. Looks like the fuses are shorter now!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can't deny Im miffed. There I was then you gazumped !

Are you in some kind of clique ?"

We're not allowed to tell you.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"_b430 is the king of that Polo

I was gonna take the point away from her by posting in the thread at the end but she seemed so happy with the point I refrained this time!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"_b430 is the king of that Polo

I was gonna take the point away from her by posting in the thread at the end but she seemed so happy with the point I refrained this time!

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just for the record can you make sure you say i was ok to name you

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Additional Rules (because it's my game):

To win the point it must be a short post.... long posts relating seriously to the subject won't be counted.... as you probably started typing them half an hour before hitting submit.... when the thread was only 6 posts long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh that's an easy game to win.... if ya know how

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Polo, pretty please can we have a new current status generator gamexx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Who let that other post in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a clique I tell ya!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Apparently "fucking the person above" is fine, but serious debate on an important topic is frowned upon by the 'Mod Clique'

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Oooh I like this game can I play

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Polo, pretty please can we have a new current status generator gamexx"

Oooowwww good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who let that other post in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a clique I tell ya!"

Well in our clique we spell clique 'cleek', so you're not in it, see.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oooh I like this game can I play

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noooooooooo you have extra buttons!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"_b430 is the king of that Polo

I was gonna take the point away from her by posting in the thread at the end but she seemed so happy with the point I refrained this time!

just for the record can you make sure you say i was ok to name you

You can name me anytime ye like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* giggles *..

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"Apparently "fucking the person above" is fine, but serious debate on an important topic is frowned upon by the 'Mod Clique'

500 posts of one word per post vs 200 post of 100s of word takes about the same amount of time to load

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The trick is to have the window open and be typing your heartfelt diatribe when the thread gets closed.

That way you're post still goes up.

I've managed it a couple of times (crash in durrington being one) and it feels fucking awesome to know you've got the last word in perpetuity.

It's almost as good a feeling as knowing you're right.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

can i join the games clique?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Who let that other post in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a clique I tell ya!"

no luck polo.

somebody's got to come second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun, have i won yet

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Who let that other post in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a clique I tell ya!

no luck polo.

somebody's got to come second.

See what I mean?

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"The trick is to have the window open and be typing your heartfelt diatribe when the thread gets closed.

That way you're post still goes up.

I've managed it a couple of times (crash in durrington being one) and it feels fucking awesome to know you've got the last word in perpetuity.

It's almost as good a feeling as knowing you're right.

I liked that thread too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaten by saucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we started

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I liked that thread too

"smokies!"

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Oooh I like this game can I play

Only if you are on my team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need the rules again

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Beaten by saucy

not the first time,i've came first.

here hold on a minute,that doesn't

sound right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no saucy ..... you came last ...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Everyone is ignoring my post

It's a clique i tell ya

*flounces*

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Scottish BB!!!! you sod hahaha

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Beaten by saucy

Take another look

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Everyone is ignoring my post

It's a clique i tell ya

*flounces*"
can i spank you now then?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Scottish BB!!!! you sod hahaha

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told ya! lol

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Scottish BB!!!! you sod hahaha

Me? What did I do?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Everyone is ignoring my post

It's a clique i tell ya

*flounces*can i spank you now then?

mmmmm physical punishment.......does that count as bullying?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"no saucy ..... you came last ...

thats the first time,

i've heard those words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahaha...well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sassy did it !!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Scottish BB!!!! you sod hahaha

Me? What did I do?

You came second, it turns out.

But I want to know how either of you sneaky fuckers did it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a game you can all play.

see how much lint you can get from my pockets before i pop my lot.

can be done to the countdown timer

dudu dudu dududu dumm

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Scottish BB!!!! you sod hahaha

Me? What did I do?

please miss,please miss,

bbs cheating.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Scottish BB!!!! you sod hahaha

Me? What did I do?

You came second, it turns out.

But I want to know how either of you sneaky fuckers did it.

Me too,i take your clique and raise it one conspiracy!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Scottish BB!!!! you sod hahaha

Me? What did I do?

You came second, it turns out.

But I want to know how either of you sneaky fuckers did it.

Am no telling ye unless you're in my clique!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Scottish BB!!!! you sod hahaha

Me? What did I do?

please miss,please miss,

bbs cheating.

Yer just a bad loser

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Scottish BB!!!! you sod hahaha

Me? What did I do?

You came second, it turns out.

But I want to know how either of you sneaky fuckers did it.

Am no telling ye unless you're in my clique!

that fucker,funky's time machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sassy is the winner....... Dunno how but she is

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"500 posts of one word per post vs 200 post of 100s of word takes about the same amount of time to load "

Of course, you are perfectly correct.

But nobody likes a smart arse.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Sassy is the winner....... Dunno how but she is "

Look once more - I win again lol x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Everyone is ignoring my post

It's a clique i tell ya

*flounces*can i spank you now then?

mmmmm physical punishment.......does that count as bullying?

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no it counts as pleasure

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Sassy is the winner....... Dunno how but she is

Look once more - I win again lol x"

You have FSP - Fucking Spooky Powers.

Tell me how you do it. NOW you fucker!!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Sassy is the winner....... Dunno how but she is

Look once more - I win again lol x

You have FSP - Fucking Spooky Powers.

Tell me how you do it. NOW you fucker!!"

Nope no powers here at all, apart from my wit and charm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sheer desparation clique!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Rule 3: Men can be disqualified for having a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"Sassy is the winner....... Dunno how but she is

Look once more - I win again lol x

You have FSP - Fucking Spooky Powers.

Tell me how you do it. NOW you fucker!!

Nope no powers here at all, apart from my wit and charm!

Don't tell him ffs!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Sassy is the winner....... Dunno how but she is

Look once more - I win again lol x

You have FSP - Fucking Spooky Powers.

Tell me how you do it. NOW you fucker!!

Nope no powers here at all, apart from my wit and charm!

Right, so now we KNOW there are powers.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Don't tell him ffs!"

Whyever not?

Me having the last word on any thread that the Mods bust is an excellent idea.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Sassy is the winner....... Dunno how but she is

Look once more - I win again lol x

You have FSP - Fucking Spooky Powers.

Tell me how you do it. NOW you fucker!!

Nope no powers here at all, apart from my wit and charm!

Don't tell him ffs!"

I won't be telling anyone and that includes the PM'ers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's easy tho

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Everyone is ignoring my post

It's a clique i tell ya

*flounces*can i spank you now then?

mmmmm physical punishment.......does that count as bullying?

no it counts as pleasure

Assumes the position

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

The queen of this game is normally Naughty Kitty, so if she turns up you all have no chance.

Do you still get a point if a mod takes your post off so theirs is the last one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The queen of this game is normally Naughty Kitty, so if she turns up you all have no chance.

Do you still get a point if a mod takes your post off so theirs is the last one?

Don't you dare Rugby!!! *applies special anti-mod glue*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

* Thread closed by Moderators *

I win!!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Pah! I don't think so

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Bloody mods!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but the rockers over turn the mods decisions so I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the heck did you lot switch to the 'anti-mod' font? I've never seen so much abuse on one thread

Mods.... Please close this thread now as they are writing stuff you can't see which is bringing tears to our eyes

You lot should be ashamed of yourselves

I win

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Wanna bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am so lost as to what you going on about but cant stop giggling at the post even if i cant play the game lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

One point to Dirtygirl

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