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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Right at this moment in time, I fancy some jerk chicken

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I fancy jerking my chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be unlos but i cant bring myself to do it

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

To know what UNLOS means

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"To be unlos but i cant bring myself to do it

Awwww sorry I have sent you to feel you should go unlos....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fuck and a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The barmaid on the restaurant I'm currently dining in

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"To know what UNLOS means"

User no longer on site....meaning they fucked off

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"The barmaid on the restaurant I'm currently dining in

Oh you fancy her on the restaurant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's head between my legs

......and a big slice of cake

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not much - I've had an inelegant sufficiency of life over the last week.

I need to... digest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy ripping into the gigantic easter egg my lovely boss brought me!

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Something I cannot have, isn't that just typical...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A cuddle. "

Have a boobie cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's head between my legs

......and a big slice of cake "

I could be interested....where will the cake be?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Something I cannot have, isn't that just typical... "

Oh I know that feel and it sucks arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a Mr Whippy ice cream in an oyster wafer with nuts and strawberry sauce. But I can't have it, as I'm being good.

Sarah

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"To know what UNLOS means

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Duh, of course LOL

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I fancy ripping into the gigantic easter egg my lovely boss brought me!"

I think you should share

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Right at this moment in time, I fancy some jerk chicken

You can jerk my chicken....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's head between my legs

......and a big slice of cake

I could be interested....where will the cake be?"

I have cake

, oh and a Chinese

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Not much - I've had an inelegant sufficiency of life over the last week.

I need to... digest

You do that Joe

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Right at this moment in time, I fancy some jerk chicken

You can jerk my chicken....!

Oh I say

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A tub of cherry garcia ice cream. Since I am not allowed dairy, cherries or chocolate at the moment it's not going to happen though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The barmaid on the restaurant I'm currently dining in

Oh you fancy her on the restaurant?

Aye lol bloody fat fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give up ordering pizza, it never arrives

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A tub of cherry garcia ice cream. Since I am not allowed dairy, cherries or chocolate at the moment it's not going to happen though.

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

It's not raining and I don't have the makings of a pina colada so...rosé and a shower will have to suffice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a bath milky coffee and banoffe cake nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be unlos but i cant bring myself to do it

Don't go!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Right at this moment in time, I fancy some jerk chicken

You can jerk my chicken....!

Oh I say

But *what* do you say....?! LoL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's head between my legs

......and a big slice of cake

I could be interested....where will the cake be?

I have cake

, oh and a Chinese

On my way! Haha

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

It's not raining and I don't have the makings of a pina colada so...rosé and a shower will have to suffice. "

Sounds amazing I could do with a hot beach with the wind sweeping across my face and a hot guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

No chocolate syrup is sacrilege

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Asda but you don't like wal-mart

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Hersey's I miss America

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

The pioneer woman does a good chocolate sauce recipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Hersey's I miss America

Please dont mention hersheys, damn I want some now

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Gin would be marvellous.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Hersey's I miss America

Please dont mention hersheys, damn I want some now

Their chocolate is awful but their sauce is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Hersey's I miss America

Please dont mention hersheys, damn I want some now

Their chocolate is awful but their sauce is good

I actually like their chocolate

and their sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little spoon and a nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy two sexy redheads bound and gagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To know what UNLOS means

User no longer on site....meaning they fucked off

Duh, of course LOL"

Don't worry you're not alone, I'd seen it plenty of times and I'd wondered too, just too shy to ask

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"To know what UNLOS means

User no longer on site....meaning they fucked off

Duh, of course LOL

Don't worry you're not alone, I'd seen it plenty of times and I'd wondered too, just too shy to ask

Aww never be shy to ask a question

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

This week to be over.

I'd also like to stop being itchy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This week to be over.

I'd also like to stop being itchy "

Fancy a scratch?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"This week to be over.

I'd also like to stop being itchy

Fancy a scratch?

All over would be amazing

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This week to be over.

I'd also like to stop being itchy

Fancy a scratch?

All over would be amazing "

I'm coming over with camomile lotion as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of wine. Kisses. Filthy fucking. Cuddles and sex with lots of kisses to finish each other off.

Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury caramel egg

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I fancy jerking my chicken

Colin..?

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

To be with Grey right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soco and lime

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Hot chocolate and custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be finished work and maybe meet a nice cutie to "cuddle" with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot Bath then a Hotter Man ... & I know just the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiramisu and two sexy red heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Hersey's I miss America

Please dont mention hersheys, damn I want some now

Their chocolate is awful but their sauce is good

Yes! I try to explain this to British chocolate purists. I'm gunna bring some back with me when I go home on holiday.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A bottle of wine. Kisses. Filthy fucking. Cuddles and sex with lots of kisses to finish each other off.

Please. "

I'm sure there are many women who would love that with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fuck and a pizza"

in that order?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"This week to be over.

I'd also like to stop being itchy

Fancy a scratch?

All over would be amazing

I'm coming over with camomile lotion as well

An offer I can't refuse x

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

A relaxing massage for me please, I have a few aching muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Hersey's I miss America

Please dont mention hersheys, damn I want some now

Their chocolate is awful but their sauce is good

Yes! I try to explain this to British chocolate purists. I'm gunna bring some back with me when I go home on holiday."
. Hey chipperoo I've been to the hersheys chocolate factory ,did the tour its in Pennsylvania near Harrisburg xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very large

Baileys with ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Hersey's I miss America

Please dont mention hersheys, damn I want some now

Their chocolate is awful but their sauce is good

Yes! I try to explain this to British chocolate purists. I'm gunna bring some back with me when I go home on holiday.. Hey chipperoo I've been to the hersheys chocolate factory ,did the tour its in Pennsylvania near Harrisburg xx

I'm so jealous

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Hersey's I miss America

Please dont mention hersheys, damn I want some now

Their chocolate is awful but their sauce is good

I'm so jealous

Don't you start with the smiley faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Hersey's I miss America

Please dont mention hersheys, damn I want some now

Their chocolate is awful but their sauce is good

I'm so jealous

Don't you start with the smiley faces

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Right at this moment in time, I fancy some jerk chicken

Can i jerk your chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of wine. Kisses. Filthy fucking. Cuddles and sex with lots of kisses to finish each other off.

Please.

I'm sure there are many women who would love that with you

You would have thought so wouldn't you?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A bottle of wine. Kisses. Filthy fucking. Cuddles and sex with lots of kisses to finish each other off.

Please.

I'm sure there are many women who would love that with you

You would have thought so wouldn't you?

Who would of thought

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Right at this moment in time, I fancy some jerk chicken

Can i jerk your chicken?

Ohhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A relaxing massage for me please, I have a few aching muscles"

I can do that

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A relaxing massage for me please, I have a few aching muscles

I can do that

Mmmm... perfect... I've been doing a lot of fucking recently and my left leg is giving me gyp.

If you please.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A relaxing massage for me please, I have a few aching muscles

I can do that

Mmmm... perfect... I've been doing a lot of fucking recently and my left leg is giving me gyp.

If you please.

I'm renaming you fab's Durcell bunny

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Right at this moment in time, I fancy some jerk chicken

You can jerk my chicken....!

Oh I say

With 'special sauce'....??

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"To be unlos but i cant bring myself to do it

Nooooooooooo

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Right at this moment in time, I fancy some jerk chicken

You can jerk my chicken....!

Oh I say

With 'special sauce'....??

A bit more protein

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Right at this moment in time, I fancy some jerk chicken

You can jerk my chicken....!

Oh I say

With 'special sauce'....??

A bit more protein

Ah, you like it thick and meaty...??

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

A Churro and a decent nights sleep

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Right at this moment in time, I fancy some jerk chicken

You can jerk my chicken....!

Oh I say

With 'special sauce'....??

A bit more protein

Ah, you like it thick and meaty...??

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy melting a chocolate bar in the microwave & then eating it with a spoon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cookie.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Right at this moment in time, I fancy some jerk chicken

You can jerk my chicken....!

Oh I say

With 'special sauce'....??

A bit more protein

Ah, you like it thick and meaty...??

Yup

Guessed as much - never mind 5-a-day veg - you'd prefer 5"+ a day....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Hersey's I miss America

Hershey chocolate is the best. Syrup or candy bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream. With chocolate fudge and walnuts.

I went to the store to buy some since I've been wanting it for weeks. There was no chocolate syrup. In a giant Morrisons.

I may need to find a different store to frequent.

Hersey's I miss America

Please dont mention hersheys, damn I want some now

Their chocolate is awful but their sauce is good

Ive been there as well, not to far from Philadelphia.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Toilet paper with aloe Vera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep would be quite nice 101,102 ,103 zzzzzzzzzzz

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I fancy some kinky fuckerymmmmmmmy6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy some kinky fuckerymmmmmmmy6"
you harlot

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I fancy some kinky fuckerymmmmmmmy6 you harlot

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moi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy some kinky fuckerymmmmmmmy6 you harlot

moi. "
I'm quite horny myself actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a full breakfast but then again I always do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy haloumi pineapple and baked beans with a side salad of marmite and smoked salmon and a raw egg

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

To share a soapy, slippery steaming hot shower with a soapy, slippery steaming hot lady ....

Woke up all horny today as you may be able to tell !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a hot guy stripped to his boxers hands tied behind his back

blindfolded

and the rest il leave to your imaginations

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

"I fancy a hot guy stripped to his boxers hands tied behind his back

blindfolded

and the rest il leave to your imaginations

Imagination is a wonderful thing ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To share a soapy, slippery steaming hot shower with a soapy, slippery steaming hot lady ....

Woke up all horny today as you may be able to tell !

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An fmf....who's feeling obliging this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a sausage bacon and juicy fried egg sandwich.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"I fancy haloumi pineapple and baked beans with a side salad of marmite and smoked salmon and a raw egg

Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giant cadburys buttons easter egg

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