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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello Lovelies

I think it's better to give, so if you had to give a gift to the poster above what would it be and why?

Please be nice.

Kisses Knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was to give knitter a present it would be a book of Welsh Fairy tales and poetry

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Prolly one of those huge chocolate bears with a big red ribbon on it and a nice bunch of flowers. Roses, red ones just to match your lips and simply since your sweet and rather delicious looking

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

"If I was to give knitter a present it would be a book of Welsh Fairy tales and poetry

Crikey how fast are you

Pfffft enjoy the bear ... Sry knitter he got yer flowers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well you are both lovely gentlemen thank you for my thoughtful gifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs..... a variety for spice x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Christmas is like anal sex... better to give than receive

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Actimel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christmas is like anal sex... better to give than receive

A train ticket to London so he could close a window and open a door

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"Christmas is like anal sex... better to give than receive

A train ticket to London so he could close a window and open a door

Just a train ticket to London

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Christmas is like anal sex... better to give than receive

A train ticket to London so he could close a window and open a door

Just a train ticket to London

A selfie stick

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Christmas is like anal sex... better to give than receive

A train ticket to London so he could close a window and open a door

And turn off the heating too.

Ooops.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"Christmas is like anal sex... better to give than receive

A train ticket to London so he could close a window and open a door

Just a train ticket to London

A selfie stick

A driver for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christmas is like anal sex... better to give than receive

A train ticket to London so he could close a window and open a door

Just a train ticket to London

A selfie stick

A driver for the weekend

Can I have one too pleaseeeeee

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"Christmas is like anal sex... better to give than receive

A train ticket to London so he could close a window and open a door

Just a train ticket to London

A selfie stick

A driver for the weekend

Can I have one too pleaseeeeee"

I'll organise one of those big limos with a hot tub in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christmas is like anal sex... better to give than receive

A train ticket to London so he could close a window and open a door

And turn off the heating too.

Ooops."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pack of Weetos

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

A foot hamper .... With foot lotions, soaks, a foot spa, nail varnish and some a pumice. Everything you need to keep your tiny toes happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A seamstress. To stitch you a whole new range of corsets for which you seem to have a fancy. And a cuddle and chocolate. Because you seem to be having a bad day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A seamstress. To stitch you a whole new range of corsets for which you seem to have a fancy. And a cuddle and chocolate. Because you seem to be having a bad day x"

Some lush and a teddy bear

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"A seamstress. To stitch you a whole new range of corsets for which you seem to have a fancy. And a cuddle and chocolate. Because you seem to be having a bad day x"

Awww. Thanks sugar, not having the best of days but always smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A seamstress. To stitch you a whole new range of corsets for which you seem to have a fancy. And a cuddle and chocolate. Because you seem to be having a bad day x

Awww. Thanks sugar, not having the best of days but always smiling

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I would give you a tube of nivea your bum cheeks are looking a little dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sunblock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunblock

We'd give knitter a cookie, actually a whole tray of them. She knows why.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunblock

We'd give knitter a cookie, actually a whole tray of them. She knows why.

Sarah

A cookie!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Sunblock

We'd give knitter a cookie, actually a whole tray of them. She knows why.

Sarah

A cookie!

A pair of heels xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunblock

We'd give knitter a cookie, actually a whole tray of them. She knows why.

Sarah

A cookie!

A pair of heels xx"

A Winnie the Pooh to go with her Tigger

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mrs Doyle a book of spells to go with her cauldron.

Or a black cat for luck

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By *pa and dCouple
over a year ago

Barnet

A monocle

and some moisturiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipple tassles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nipple tassles! "

A cock mould of your favourite or future meet

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Nipple tassles!

A cock mould of your favourite or future meet

A chocolate moulding kit! Although I bet u already have one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pen & note for writing all those naughty stories down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pen & note for writing all those naughty stories down

A voucher to buy some more sexy lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pen & note for writing all those naughty stories down

Miss Barker. A 24 hour butler to Polish your boots and fasten up your corset and fairies to make sure your guitar was tuned constantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pen & note for writing all those naughty stories down

A voucher to buy some more sexy lingerie "

I think it maybe better if you choose the outfit

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"A pen & note for writing all those naughty stories down

What a lovely idea! I love stationary, thanks! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pen & note for writing all those naughty stories down

Miss Barker. A 24 hour butler to Polish your boots and fasten up your corset and fairies to make sure your guitar was tuned constantly

Can we share the butler & fairies & while their working pop out for drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really really prefer to take if I'm being honnest

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"A pen & note for writing all those naughty stories down

Miss Barker. A 24 hour butler to Polish your boots and fasten up your corset and fairies to make sure your guitar was tuned constantly

A voucher for a stay in Whittlebury Hall so you can visit Northants on your road trip.

Don't forget your hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give Miss Barker my cock for the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Miss Barker my cock for the night

she might not give it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Miss Barker my cock for the night

she might not give it back

I hadn't thought of that....or who she might use it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Miss Barker my cock for the night

she might not give it back

I hadn't thought of that....or who she might use it on

I reckon she'd sell it on ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Miss Barker my cock for the night

she might not give it back

I'd give Mikki the keys to imelda marcos's shoe cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pen & note for writing all those naughty stories down

Miss Barker. A 24 hour butler to Polish your boots and fasten up your corset and fairies to make sure your guitar was tuned constantly

A voucher for a stay in Whittlebury Hall so you can visit Northants on your road trip.

Don't forget your hat

I'd give you oxygen after that kiss

Hat packed!!!!! Xx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Miss Barker my cock for the night

she might not give it back

I hadn't thought of that....or who she might use it on

I reckon she'd sell it on ebay

Now that's a thought .... Bids please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd give Miss Baker and Admin assistant to deal with the influx of eBay bids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Miss Baker and Admin assistant to deal with the influx of eBay bids"

I'd give you whatever you wanted

a lovely friendly lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Miss Baker and Admin assistant to deal with the influx of eBay bids"

Is give you Knitter a peck on either cheek

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I'd give Mr P.Bear a giant glacier mint to stand on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Mr P.Bear a giant glacier mint to stand on"

Id give you a suck of it if you wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Miss Baker and Admin assistant to deal with the influx of eBay bids"

Haha .... I'd give you a Large Velcro Bag ... No training required with the zips then ! And a years worth of oranges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Miss Baker and Admin assistant to deal with the influx of eBay bids

Haha .... I'd give you a Large Velcro Bag ... No training required with the zips then ! And a years worth of oranges

I'd give you a reason to put your thigh high pvc boots on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Miss Baker and Admin assistant to deal with the influx of eBay bids

Haha .... I'd give you a Large Velcro Bag ... No training required with the zips then ! And a years worth of oranges

I'd give you a reason to put your thigh high pvc boots on....

Id give you a helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Barker can have my puppy. He keeps chewing everything and peed on my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd give I'mNoAngel a new bed, marigolds and puppy training pads

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I'd give knitter all the wool that's up in my loft

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd give knitter all the wool that's up in my loft"

I'd buy Miss Adventure some new undies, 'cos a girl can never have enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give knitter all the wool that's up in my loft

I'd buy Miss Adventure some new undies, 'cos a girl can never have enough"

A cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd give Testarossa a sprinkling of pixie dust, good Karma and have a word with Fate for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give Knitter a lovely red Mac lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Knitter a lovely red Mac lipstick

Leather flogger, Adjustable wrist and ankle cuffs

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd give Scrumdiddly a bubble bath.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'd give Scrumdiddly a bubble bath.

Tickets to see Hamilton on Broadway because I reckon she'd bloody love it.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ligeia - I'd treat to a puzzle room, as it is something different and quirky.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd give Scrumdiddly a bubble bath.

Tickets to see Hamilton on Broadway because I reckon she'd bloody love it."

Ligeia - not only gets my undying devotion but I'd pop her in Scrumdiddly's bubble bath.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

A big hug..

just because hugs are good..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd give Lickeysplit a goody basket filled with sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give Lickeysplit a goody basket filled with sweets"

A bottle of merlot a erotic book and a sex toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint at the pub maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd give SpermDonor a horse, so that his donkey can rest while he is searching for the Mythical Golden Cookie of Eldorado.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pixie dust and bubble bath for Knitter

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pixie dust and bubble bath for Knitter

Mwah x "

Well I'm running.low and rather achy. Thank you lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plane ticket to Belfast for a naughty night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plane ticket to Belfast for a naughty night...

A 3D View-Master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would buy Sssassy an easter egg she loves them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy trademark a belt as his trousers appear to be falling down and some aftersun for that burnt back :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd buy trademark a belt as his trousers appear to be falling down and some aftersun for that burnt back :D"
I'd give you the belt so you could help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aftesun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aftesun x"
full body massage ,face up

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A ticket to dublin xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ticket to dublin xx"

Some Horlicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ticket to dublin xx

Some Horlicks."
some whore licks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ticket to dublin xx

Some Horlicks. some whore licks

A beach holiday for tradey so he can chill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vara D - Free Costa for life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vara D - Free Costa for life."

Other coffee shops are available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vara D - Free Costa for life."

You know me so well.

A villa in the french alps for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pack of Weetos"
a pack of weetos.. Really? Here vara .. You can have them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pack of Weetosa pack of weetos.. Really? Here vara .. You can have them

Crate of beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you all a great big smile - I'm in a good mood this morning! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pack of Weetosa pack of weetos.. Really? Here vara .. You can have them

Crate of beer"
thanks Mr hood something useful and I can share ..here have a beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pack of Weetosa pack of weetos.. Really? Here vara .. You can have them

Crate of beerthanks Mr hood something useful and I can share ..here have a beer

I'd give olovingman a pack of Weetos as he gave his to Vara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pack of Weetosa pack of weetos.. Really? Here vara .. You can have them

Crate of beerthanks Mr hood something useful and I can share ..here have a beer

I'd give olovingman a pack of Weetos as he gave his to Vara

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i like weetos. Id take knotter to a posh dinner out and a movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knitter can have my last rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ticket to dublin xx

Some Horlicks. some whore licks

A beach holiday for tradey so he can chill

"
I'm on beach now and going to Italy in May

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"A ticket to dublin xx

Some Horlicks. some whore licks

A beach holiday for tradey so he can chill

I'm on beach now and going to Italy in May

A bucket and spade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bucket and spade

I'm just a simple boy and no good at choosing material possessions or gifts so instead I can offer my gratitude for some seriously excellent pictures on your profile and my contact details

Oh and coffee and cake if desired ..

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

A bucket and spade

I'm just a simple boy and no good at choosing material possessions or gifts so instead I can offer my gratitude for some seriously excellent pictures on your profile and my contact details

Oh and coffee and cake if desired ..

High tea in a posh tea room and I'll think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bucket and spade

I'm just a simple boy and no good at choosing material possessions or gifts so instead I can offer my gratitude for some seriously excellent pictures on your profile and my contact details

Oh and coffee and cake if desired ..

High tea in a posh tea room and I'll think about it

Well I was originally thinking more a mug of Nescafé and a slice of Tiffin but you know what, I'm quite sure you're worth it so deal!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Well I was originally thinking more a mug of Nescafé and a slice of Tiffin but you know what, I'm quite sure you're worth it so deal!

I'll give him a surprise he won't forget in a hurry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd give Joe a social filter

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd give Joe a social filter

And what is that exactly?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give Diamond Joe - Desert boots and a sexy scarf for his neck with an Australian Akubra hat

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bladey- A sexy big boobed nurse with stethoscope and the thermometer on call for when ever he wanted it ...

Mwah

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trademark .....

So right - well almost .... I love chocolate Lindt bunnies not cream eggs like some .... Giggle....

Trademark I would give him JELLY belly flavoured jelly beans so he could taste all different flavours when ever the opportunity presented itself....or arose...

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sssassy - some weights maybe - just read your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it - I'm just looking at some professional weights for home xxx

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Love it - I'm just looking at some professional weights for home xxx

Ta "

Some acetone and a taste for peppermint tea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For Hanky a life time supply of lovely hair colours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I enjoy giving

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Oh I enjoy giving

Some new paints PP

And thank you knitter! You hair is glorious so more lovely treatments for it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would get you a coller to go along with your handcuffs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

HankyPanky - a falconry lesson

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

SquirterKing - apologies for getting side tracked whist typing - Early Doors box set

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"HankyPanky - a falconry lesson

A take your falconry lesson and raise you a night in the pub followed by a shish kebab (none of that donner malarkey - posh me!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give Hanky a Hitachi Wand coz every passionate woman needs one

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'd give Hanky a Hitachi Wand coz every passionate woman needs one

And I do need a wand!!! Still not got one!

Its birthday in April hint hint!! Haha!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You can have a good spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have a good spanking

You can get your mouth washed out with soap

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over a year ago

"You can have a good spanking

What do you give a guy who has everything ?

He seems perfectly content .....

A pat on the back and a handshake

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You can have a good spanking

What do you give a guy who has everything ?

He seems perfectly content .....

A pat on the back and a handshake

Glo I'd give you a pass for a week that you could do whatever you liked sexually with whomever you liked publicly without chance of the police rocking up

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Hanky, I'd give you a gift voucher for Leatherotics

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over a year ago

"I'd give SpermDonor a horse, so that his donkey can rest while he is searching for the Mythical Golden Cookie of Eldorado."

Why thank you Knitter

, i am sure both Donkey and myself would appreciate that gesture, and for being so kind here is a lamp i have aquired from a shop keep on my travels, it apparently contains a genie but i no matter how much i rub it, it never appears, maybe a softer, more beautiful hand will have better luck

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You can have a good spanking

What do you give a guy who has everything ?

He seems perfectly content .....

A pat on the back and a handshake

Aww!

Thanks

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over a year ago

"You can have a good spanking

What do you give a guy who has everything ?

He seems perfectly content .....

A pat on the back and a handshake

Glo I'd give you a pass for a week that you could do whatever you liked sexually with whomever you liked publicly without chance of the police rocking up

Ah that's so cool

But where's the fun in that ?

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Glo, fancy some midget gems?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What do you give a guy who has everything ?"

May I suggest a tombstone engraved with the words:

SO WHAT?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy pills

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Happy pills

LOL

I have no need of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can have a good spanking

What do you give a guy who has everything ?

He seems perfectly content .....

A pat on the back and a handshake

Glo I'd give you a pass for a week that you could do whatever you liked sexually with whomever you liked publicly without chance of the police rocking up

Ah that's so cool

But where's the fun in that ?

Glowswingers kisses from Knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have a good spanking

What do you give a guy who has everything ?

He seems perfectly content .....

A pat on the back and a handshake

Glo I'd give you a pass for a week that you could do whatever you liked sexually with whomever you liked publicly without chance of the police rocking up

Ah that's so cool

But where's the fun in that ?

Glowswingers kisses from Knitter

Right back to you knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond Joe, Bladey & Trademark .... You didn't like your gifts

Ta Hanky for the acetone and yuk to the peppermint tea

Mwah x

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over a year ago

"Trademark .....

So right - well almost .... I love chocolate Lindt bunnies not cream eggs like some .... Giggle....

Trademark I would give him JELLY belly flavoured jelly beans so he could taste all different flavours when ever the opportunity presented itself....or arose...

Mwah "
hey ssassy don't think I've had one but I'm sure I will enjoy anything you feed me

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