FabSwingers.com forum: Bionic penis

By * OP Man
over a year ago

Devon

I sa_ this story earlier today and _ondered _hat fello_ Fabbers thought:

http://___.mirror.co.uk/ne_s/technology-science/science/man-fitted-bionic-penis-after-7598614

PS I'm pleased for the guy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I _as too... even the hooker kindly _aved her fee.

The bit that bothered me _as: "Mo married in 2012 but only told his _ife he _as missing his penis on their _edding night.

She stood by her husband but the marriage eventually broke do_n."

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

8", eh; BBC?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"8", eh; BBC?

If he _as on fab: at least he _ill be one of the fe_ _ho can truthfully say he has got 8 inches; he'll even have the engineering dra_ings to prove it; better than a sky remote !

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"8", eh; BBC?

If he _as on fab: at least he _ill be one of the fe_ _ho can truthfully say he has got 8 inches; he'll even have the engineering dra_ings to prove it; better than a sky remote !

I _onder if the Sky on/off s_itch is compatible _ith his penis

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By * OP Man
over a year ago

Devon

Great thoughts all. Thank you.

Keep them coming

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound

Does it come _ith spares, attachments, multi-speed?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Lo_ battery _arning"; the electronic version of the bre_er's droop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor fella, but I couldn't help but laugh _hen it said the pump failed to _ork on one side.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Penis transplants aren't far a_ay.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

"Penis transplants aren't far a_ay. "

You can get them on the N.H.S. No_ , the op is called a " Strapa-dictomy " .

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Penis transplants aren't far a_ay.

You can get them on the N.H.S. No_ , the op is called a " Strapa-dictomy " ."

Yep; ask for Doc Johnson

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"Penis transplants aren't far a_ay.

You can get them on the N.H.S. No_ , the op is called a " Strapa-dictomy " ."

Scientists have successfully transplanted a penis from one mouse to another using stem cells - they're trying to develop it for humans.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound

"Penis transplants aren't far a_ay.

You can get them on the N.H.S. No_ , the op is called a " Strapa-dictomy " .

Scientists have successfully transplanted a penis from one mouse to another using stem cells - they're trying to develop it for humans."

I doubt many Fab men _ould _ant a mouse penis.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I am told that they tried grafting a piece of elephants truck onto a man in place of a penis.

When asked if it _orked, he said;

" _ell generally it's really good, except if I stand near a bo_l of fruit, it grabs an apple and shoves it up my arse"

Ka-boom-tish!

The old ones are the best ......

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Or even an elephant's trunk......

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