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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whilst having a pervy browse the other day, I found a profile asking for adventurous sex, including scat play.

Now each to their own, but they also requested that they expect and insist on high standards of hygene

My Grandma always said "you can't polish a turd"

'praps you can then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst having a pervy browse the other day, I found a profile asking for adventurous sex, including scat play.

Now each to their own, but they also requested that they expect and insist on high standards of hygene

My Grandma always said "you can't polish a turd"

'praps you can then? "

You have to drink bleach for a week before jack .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Grandma always said "you can't polish a turd"

'praps you can then? "

You can!I saw it on Mythbusters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you are required to clean up your own poo after play I've plenty of doggy poo bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It probally stems from their "potty" training. It all went wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im not prepared to waste my Mr Sheen and a duster on a turd to see if I can make it shine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst having a pervy browse the other day, I found a profile asking for adventurous sex, including scat play.

Now each to their own, but they also requested that they expect and insist on high standards of hygene

My Grandma always said "you can't polish a turd"

'praps you can then? "

Perhaps they meant they insist you lick the bowl clean after you've finished with it.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Whilst having a pervy browse the other day, I found a profile asking for adventurous sex, including scat play.

Now each to their own, but they also requested that they expect and insist on high standards of hygene

My Grandma always said "you can't polish a turd"

'praps you can then? "

Naa she was wrong! I have seen a polished fossilised dinosaur turd

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