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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Smoked the kitchen out cooking a pork joint the roast potatoes are burnt on one side,The cabbage i had planned on using has gone limp.Cut into some ginger for the stuffing and it's all mouldy inside.Fuck It. I wish Huge Jackman would turn up with fish and chips.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

He's welcome round here empty handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freudian slip?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoked the kitchen out cooking a pork joint the roast potatoes are burnt on one side,The cabbage i had planned on using has gone limp.Cut into some ginger for the stuffing and it's all mouldy inside.Fuck It. I wish Huge Jackman would turn up with fish and chips."
Oh and forgot to say spilt cooking oil in the gap between the cooker and work top,Nice

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Clean it all up and eat out

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Smoked the kitchen out cooking a pork joint the roast potatoes are burnt on one side,The cabbage i had planned on using has gone limp.Cut into some ginger for the stuffing and it's all mouldy inside.Fuck It. I wish Huge Jackman would turn up with fish and chips. Oh and forgot to say spilt cooking oil in the gap between the cooker and work top,Nice"

I hate it when cooking goes wrong like that, I don't want to eat the food. It all sounds really nice though when shall we turn up for dinner I'll bring a bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scoop it all together and sell it as a retro British Rail gourmet meal.

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now


"Freudian slip? "

I read it as "a Huge Jamaican" ... Freudian eye-slip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id prefer hugh jardon

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

That's the new blockbuster reality series on the 5fab channel. Kitchen hell . "When cooking goes wrong"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id prefer hugh jardon "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoked the kitchen out cooking a pork joint the roast potatoes are burnt on one side,The cabbage i had planned on using has gone limp.Cut into some ginger for the stuffing and it's all mouldy inside.Fuck It. I wish Huge Jackman would turn up with fish and chips. Oh and forgot to say spilt cooking oil in the gap between the cooker and work top,Nice

I hate it when cooking goes wrong like that, I don't want to eat the food. It all sounds really nice though when shall we turn up for dinner I'll bring a bottle "

Just scoffed it crackling was lovely shame about the rest,Kitchen looks like a bombs hit it

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

I find an Indian takeaway delivered always helps. ...get a bin liner a mop and a bottle of wine out while you wait ...door bell rings ...dah dah ...good as new !

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"Smoked the kitchen out cooking a pork joint the roast potatoes are burnt on one side,The cabbage i had planned on using has gone limp.Cut into some ginger for the stuffing and it's all mouldy inside.Fuck It. I wish Huge Jackman would turn up with fish and chips. Oh and forgot to say spilt cooking oil in the gap between the cooker and work top,Nice

I hate it when cooking goes wrong like that, I don't want to eat the food. It all sounds really nice though when shall we turn up for dinner I'll bring a bottle

Just scoffed it crackling was lovely shame about the rest,Kitchen looks like a bombs hit it"

That's a normal dinner here

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