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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK so I've had a few messages that I won the cookie!!!!!!

If this is true then hurrah me. I'd like to thank my mum and dad for their support over the long hours of cookie stealing!!!! No animals were hurt during the nabbing of the cookie. There may have been a few fairies and pixies put out.

I'd also like to thank cmypussy, knitter and the lovely sperm donor for their continued taunting, nabbing and down right under handedness of the aforementioned cookie stealing!!!! Without whom none of this would have been possible.

Last but not least the gorgeous OP who started this whole scandal off

May the cookie force be with you and lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole thread made me laugh ! I'd best start baking some more.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK so I've had a few messages that I won the cookie!!!!!!

If this is true then hurrah me. I'd like to thank my mum and dad for their support over the long hours of cookie stealing!!!! No animals were hurt during the nabbing of the cookie. There may have been a few fairies and pixies put out.

I'd also like to thank cmypussy, knitter and the lovely sperm donor for their continued taunting, nabbing and down right under handedness of the aforementioned cookie stealing!!!! Without whom none of this would have been possible.

Last but not least the gorgeous OP who started this whole scandal off

May the cookie force be with you and lol xxx "
god woman I didn't even beat you to the cookie ,this place I ask you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Je ne comprends pas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The whole thread made me laugh ! I'd best start baking some more.

Sarah "

Ooh Sarah that was without a doubt the best thread I've had the pleasure in partaking in. Highly entertaining. You clever girl xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK so I've had a few messages that I won the cookie!!!!!!

If this is true then hurrah me. I'd like to thank my mum and dad for their support over the long hours of cookie stealing!!!! No animals were hurt during the nabbing of the cookie. There may have been a few fairies and pixies put out.

I'd also like to thank cmypussy, knitter and the lovely sperm donor for their continued taunting, nabbing and down right under handedness of the aforementioned cookie stealing!!!! Without whom none of this would have been possible.

Last but not least the gorgeous OP who started this whole scandal off

May the cookie force be with you and lol xxx god woman I didn't even beat you to the cookie ,this place I ask you "

You gotta be sharper trademark to catch us ladies out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Je ne comprends pas"

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/485099

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmm I'm really sorry Chilli but I think Wet and Wicked took the cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ummmm I'm really sorry Chilli but I think Wet and Wicked took the cookie"

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

I had the crown for exactly 3 minutes and naughty knitter just whipped it from my head with her little fairy hands

I'm off to contemplate my revenge for bringing this news to me!!!!!!!

Or make more cookies !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole thread made me laugh ! I'd best start baking some more.

Sarah

Ooh Sarah that was without a doubt the best thread I've had the pleasure in partaking in. Highly entertaining. You clever girl xx"

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ummmm I'm really sorry Chilli but I think Wet and Wicked took the cookie

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

I had the crown for exactly 3 minutes and naughty knitter just whipped it from my head with her little fairy hands

I'm off to contemplate my revenge for bringing this news to me!!!!!!!

Or make more cookies !!!!!!"

Calm down Chilli you can keep the crown and I've backed you rum and raisen cookies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baked "

I shall be getting those bad boys in April then !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK so I've had a few messages that I won the cookie!!!!!!

If this is true then hurrah me. I'd like to thank my mum and dad for their support over the long hours of cookie stealing!!!! No animals were hurt during the nabbing of the cookie. There may have been a few fairies and pixies put out.

I'd also like to thank cmypussy, knitter and the lovely sperm donor for their continued taunting, nabbing and down right under handedness of the aforementioned cookie stealing!!!! Without whom none of this would have been possible.

Last but not least the gorgeous OP who started this whole scandal off

May the cookie force be with you and lol xxx god woman I didn't even beat you to the cookie ,this place I ask you

You gotta be sharper trademark to catch us ladies out xx"
hey cookie monster I'm sharp as a laser xxx but you have the sexiest bum on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Knitter he's talking to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter he's talking to you "

Nope I've seen yours and it's infinitely better. Now bend over so I can give it a smack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knitter he's talking to you

Nope I've seen yours and it's infinitely better. Now bend over so I can give it a smack "

Excuse me who you been talking to and how do you know I like a tap on the behind!!!!! Oh go on then. Seeing as it's you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter he's talking to you

Nope I've seen yours and it's infinitely better. Now bend over so I can give it a smack "

Oh can I join in. I'll bring my riding crop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter he's talking to you

Nope I've seen yours and it's infinitely better. Now bend over so I can give it a smack

Excuse me who you been talking to and how do you know I like a tap on the behind!!!!! Oh go on then. Seeing as it's you "
what about me can I spank it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knitter he's talking to you

Nope I've seen yours and it's infinitely better. Now bend over so I can give it a smack

Oh can I join in. I'll bring my riding crop. "

Ah the riding crop. My lovely friend!!!! It's been a while. Hunting season is over and mine is hung up. But never fear I knew you wouldn't let me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter he's talking to you

Nope I've seen yours and it's infinitely better. Now bend over so I can give it a smack

Oh can I join in. I'll bring my riding crop.

Ah the riding crop. My lovely friend!!!! It's been a while. Hunting season is over and mine is hung up. But never fear I knew you wouldn't let me down. "

Excellent I have one too. Sarah what shade of red do you think would suit Chilli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter he's talking to you

Nope I've seen yours and it's infinitely better. Now bend over so I can give it a smack

Oh can I join in. I'll bring my riding crop.

Ah the riding crop. My lovely friend!!!! It's been a while. Hunting season is over and mine is hung up. But never fear I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Excellent I have one too. Sarah what shade of red do you think would suit Chilli?

"

Chillis are a deepish red.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On you two I'm back. Pillar box red is always a good look with my red nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On you two I'm back. Pillar box red is always a good look with my red nails "
hey chilli red is the sexiest colour we are talking scarlet here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah that shade is easier to achieve with a Flogger runs of to get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah that shade is easier to achieve with a Flogger runs of to get one."

Oh love a flogger. Could alternate with kissing in between. Can we throw in some nipple clamps ?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah that shade is easier to achieve with a Flogger runs of to get one."

Bends over and awaits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah that shade is easier to achieve with a Flogger runs of to get one.

Bends over and awaits "
you harlot so you only do clubs tragic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing - check

Flogging - check

Chilli do you want nipple clamps with your flogging dear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kissing - check

Flogging - check

Chilli do you want nipple clamps with your flogging dear?"

Hell yeah woman. !!!!! Could I also have the pin wheel run over my newly spanked ass knitter pleeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah that shade is easier to achieve with a Flogger runs of to get one.

Oh love a flogger. Could alternate with kissing in between. Can we throw in some nipple clamps ?

Sarah "

Does that mean I can have both of you performing all this????? Oh my chilli is in for a treat .

OK I'm ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey that's tragic I'm beaten to a sexy woman by two women I'm going down shop to buy my own f@#$ing cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay right there Chilli just need to find a pinwheel.

Damn it Sarah Sarah Chilli wants a pinwheel and I can't find mine do you have one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can use the tips of his wings if you like.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Taps fingers on flogging horse whilst waiting for these two bloody women to get sorted!!!!

These cuffs are chaffing my wrists !!!!

Hurry the feck on ladies!!!!! My ass is exposed and in the air here and it's starting to get a little nippy. Speaking of nippy, ones nipples are protruding slightly !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He can use the tips of his wings if you like....."

We may have to wet and wicked if knitter and sassy Sarah don't hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprisingly gentle considering how sharp they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surprisingly gentle considering how sharp they are "

Love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stay right there Chilli just need to find a pinwheel.

Damn it Sarah Sarah Chilli wants a pinwheel and I can't find mine do you have one?"

I have a triple pin wheel as it happens. All ready to run over Chilli.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A triple!!!!! Now I love a triple!!!! Triple in anything really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greedy Girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Greedy Girl "

Oopsie

Hominah hominah wet and wicked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg it's all too much. Chilli and Sarah wait for me.

Chilli don't be fooled Wet and Wicked is a unicorn a unicorn I tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not THE unicorn???? Buggeration!!!! What have I done. She's just simply gorgeous. I don't know what to do......my. head. Hurts. Help.!!!! I've been sucked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a lot of fun, the most i have had in the Forums for a good while, thank you everybody for the thread , may we have many more like it, special thanks too CMY, Chilli, Knitter and the OP as mentioned for a great evening of giggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a unicorn?? where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moi? "

Hey stop fluttering your eyelashes like that.

Btw where is the dragon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not THE unicorn???? Buggeration!!!! What have I done. She's just simply gorgeous. I don't know what to do......my. head. Hurts. Help.!!!! I've been sucked in "

Shhhhh calm down Chilli yes THE UNICORN and yes she is as pretty as they said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moi?

Hey stop fluttering your eyelashes like that.

Btw where is the dragon?"

Back with Him right now.

TBH got a little sick of all the crushed armour she left lying around.

Why she couldn't eat a KFC bucket - but no, she had to go off eating White Knights...

I blame Him - bloody KnightSlayr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moi?

Hey stop fluttering your eyelashes like that.

Btw where is the dragon?

Back with Him right now.

TBH got a little sick of all the crushed armour she left lying around.

Why she couldn't eat a KFC bucket - but no, she had to go off eating White Knights...

I blame Him - bloody KnightSlayr!"

Gosh sounds like a handful. I went hunting for dragon eggs this morning. Got my eye on a really pretty pink one. Going to think on it for a bit as you know a dragon is for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember - not the blue ones.

He hatched a blue one a while back (well about 2000yrs ago) - didn't go well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right the pink ones. Easy to train got it.

Where the he'll did Chilli and Sarah get to with that bloody pin wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right the pink ones. Easy to train got it.

Where the he'll did Chilli and Sarah get to with that bloody pin wheel."

I had gym to go to, couldn't take the pinwheel and scare the other members there.

Do we need a ball gag to keep the noise down ?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry I was busy making an easter bonnet

I'm back !!!! Ball gag you say???? I have just the thing!!!! Pink or red ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym and easter bonnets gosh you busy bunnies.

Re the ball gag I'm going to pass I tend to be rather vocal

Red for you chilli to match your nails and bottom and I guess pink for you Sarah.

Now that I have you beautiful bunnies where I want you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gym and easter bonnets gosh you busy bunnies.

Re the ball gag I'm going to pass I tend to be rather vocal

Red for you chilli to match your nails and bottom and I guess pink for you Sarah.

Now that I have you beautiful bunnies where I want you "

God I'm so easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gym and easter bonnets gosh you busy bunnies.

Re the ball gag I'm going to pass I tend to be rather vocal

Red for you chilli to match your nails and bottom and I guess pink for you Sarah.

Now that I have you beautiful bunnies where I want you

God I'm so easy "

You make that sound like it is something too be ashamed of, i have never been ashamed of it.. maybe now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tarts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they are but I think they're lovely tarts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can't beat a good tart

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm never going to look at cookies the same way again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't beat a good tart "

Apart from with a flogger.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can't beat a good tart

Apart from with a flogger.

Sarah "

Sarah you tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey can I beat that sexy arse just with my hand though I don't need weopons xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wing Tips are better....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost track Chilli but there appears to be a queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a good tart at all and a pair of them is even better, we can be tarts together Chilli , will you let me be your filling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've lost track Chilli but there appears to be a queue "

Eh knitter you're leading this possy girl. You and the lovely Sarah!!!!!

Sarah

Sarah !!!! She's off looking for tools I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh okay emm mm oh oh Chilli I'm not very good in charge. Sarah Sarah a little help.

Where the hell is WetandWicked gone I bet she could handle all this responsibility.

Don't worry Chilli dear I'm all over this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me?

Responsible?

Only thing I'm usually responsible for is starting the trouble....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh okay emm mm oh oh Chilli I'm not very good in charge. Sarah Sarah a little help.

Where the hell is WetandWicked gone I bet she could handle all this responsibility.

Don't worry Chilli dear I'm all over this. "

Yeah where is wet and wicked. She had a good tool to offer up !!!!

I knew I could rely on you ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've lost track Chilli but there appears to be a queue

Eh knitter you're leading this possy girl. You and the lovely Sarah!!!!!

Sarah

Sarah !!!! She's off looking for tools I think "

Tools - sounds like a need a bag of toys to bring to the table.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah thank goodness you're all here the weight of responsibility was a little overwhelming there for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What exactly are you responsible for.. i am late too the party, and a little lost.

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