FabSwingers.com forum: Ideas for April fool jokes?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whats your best idea for an April fool this year ?

Thinking of putting some chocolate buttons in my partners bum cheeks as he sleeps overnight

Any others you have seen ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Cling film over the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm gonna put a status up saying i will fuck anything, open all filters, then delete my profile after an hour of desperados filling my inbox.

that'll be funny.

really i think i'll just wait for better ideas.

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

i was doing a job on someones house, i bought a tube of smarties as i was fixing a toilet, i gave them a few red smarties and said i need to check the drains so flush one at a time in toilet let the box fill and flush another down, i told her they was dye pellets i left her there flushing away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm gonna put a status up saying i will fuck anything, open all filters, then delete my profile after an hour of desperados filling my inbox.

that'll be funny.

really i think i'll just wait for better ideas."

Yeah its all fun and games till your sitting there an hour later crying at the site if an empty inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats your best idea for an April fool this year ?

Thinking of putting some chocolate buttons in my partners bum cheeks as he sleeps overnight

Any others you have seen ?"

Put a six pack of beers in the washing machine on final spin, put back in fridge.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sign your friend up to fab, leave all the filters open, put up a few meet requests make sure they are emailed with notifications. That's how I found fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm gonna put a status up saying i will fuck anything, open all filters, then delete my profile after an hour of desperados filling my inbox.

that'll be funny.

really i think i'll just wait for better ideas.

Yeah its all fun and games till your sitting there an hour later crying at the site if an empty inbox

that never happens.

i'm hoping to make 444 messages today with filters on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill toilet cistern with washing up liquid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you live with your partner, fill their hands as best as you can with shaving foam, then tickle their face until they slap shaving foam into their own face

Buy an old rug, roll it up, and attach shoes to one end, then take it in to work, and dump it in a bin when you get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year, it was a colleague's birthday on April 1st, so I put a few bricks and a couple of planks of wood in to an empty 48-inch Sony Bravia box and wrapped it up in gold wrapping paper.

Watching his face go from disbelief/joy to embarrassment/irritation was pretty amusing.

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

"Fill toilet cistern with washing up liquid"
thats a good one, other get a workmate who your partner doesnt know knock on door with hi viz and clipboard, elf n safety used swabs on toilet testing for whatever, or ask them to take a swab and bring it down, go back 30 mins later and say the house will have to go in quaranteen

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Cling your mates car who is on nights.

Get one of the girls to put make up on a sleeping male colleague.

Fill the sugar bowls with salt.

Tie the shoe laces together on a sleeping mate.

Announce to someone that you have slept with recently your are pregnant and it could be theirs.

Change the clock so everyone thinks they are late.

In work carry out a full investigation for something trivial, we did this to a mates in work after he broke a snow shovel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While they are asleep set 100 mousetraps around their bed,then shout fire! And watch them jump out of bed

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Last year, it was a colleague's birthday on April 1st, so I put a few bricks and a couple of planks of wood in to an empty 48-inch Sony Bravia box and wrapped it up in gold wrapping paper.

Watching his face go from disbelief/joy to embarrassment/irritation was pretty amusing."
what date is their birthday this year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

444 achieved. i want a prize now.

nice to see some good ideas, think i'll change the time on clocks personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get a deluge of meet requests from couples and single women on 1st April, should I be circumspect?

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

"Cling your mates car who is on nights.

Get one of the girls to put make up on a sleeping male colleague.

Fill the sugar bowls with salt.

Tie the shoe laces together on a sleeping mate.

Announce to someone that you have slept with recently your are pregnant and it could be theirs.

Change the clock so everyone thinks they are late.

In work carry out a full investigation for something trivial, we did this to a mates in work after he broke a snow shovel."
last 2 are good as a april fool is to convince them to do or believe, ie old one pink rabbits on tv loads rang to find out where they buy one,

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

if your good with a printer, do a set of hygine rules, ie anal hygine, and put it up in works toilet, ie cleanliness of anal parts, wipe using minimum of 3 sheets after a 4 or 5 time check paper has no residue, wet wipes for toilet are available in elf n safety office, wash hands after ever visit. if you could word it to be very offical people would believe it , afterall some elf n safety rules are very patronising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"444 achieved. i want a prize now.

nice to see some good ideas, think i'll change the time on clocks personally.

Really?

I don't get much mail at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"444 achieved. i want a prize now.

nice to see some good ideas, think i'll change the time on clocks personally.

Really?

I don't get much mail at all!"

most of it is shit, you're not missing out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just used to ring Colwyn Bay zoo and ask for Mr C Lions

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got my ex a corker!

I called him April fools morning saying we had got a letter from the police wanting liecence details for the driver, driving said car on a specific date as fixed mobile camera had picked up the car doing 100 in a 50.

We had 3 days to visit local station and give details and could face a potential ban.

He was sat on a coach with 47 other squaddies I was sobbing saying I would get into trouble etc. He was very calm telling me not to be upset he was driving I could hear his two mates in the background asking was I ok etc and him telling them what happened.

He said (as he was just going overseas on ex) he would contact the police tomorrow and explain was him could they give him more time as he was away for 8 weeks working.

I agreed, later that day after everyone had been calling to make sure I was ok (family) he called to say he reached his destination he had me on loud speaker and was chatting about what happened he promised to ring first thing!. I told him I wouldn't bother he said why and I said APRIL FOOL everyone was laughing as he was worried ha ha

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