FabSwingers.com forum: Man survey

By *estlands4 OP Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Survey time gents - when you get dressed and put your underwear on do you put the old fella to the left or the right and is it always the same way - I tend to put mine to the left for easier access - what do you do?

Those who say they tuck it in their sock are big fat liars lol

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

Oh, neither. I wrap mine around my neck and use it as a scarf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He goes wherever he wants really,

My little head has control over my big head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tucked under my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stick mine up.my arse, it keeps it out the way, and its also funny when someone tells me to go fuck myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just pull my boxers up an he goes where he wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do underwear

(With the exception on going on meets for some reason)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only consciously notice this now because of the photos I take: left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tape mine to my left knee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just drag it on the floor behind me.

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By *estlands4 OP Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

As expected replies from men who get inches and cms confused...

I think to the left makes sense as most underwear has the opening to the right so reaching in gives simple access when you slip your hand in...

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

So it has nothing to do with whether your right or left handed then

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Button mushrooms don't have a side

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Dont care which way he goes..am just concious of it when on a meet on a social and he decides to standup..then am weary how it looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it really matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Survey time gents - when you get dressed and put your underwear on do you put the old fella to the left or the right and is it always the same way - I tend to put mine to the left for easier access - what do you do?

Those who say they tuck it in their sock are big fat liars lol

some gents on here may favour the stocking to which it may be able to tuck it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy access ? Surely whichever way it faces is the same hehe I just let it lay where it is

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Left. It's the just way he likes to go.

OH tucks hers underneath so it doesn't scare the unsuspecting when she's in a short skirt.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

To the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it really matter? "

Just like everything else on this site and in most people's day to day lives; not really.

Can you think of a topic which does?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I roll it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What underwear?

But since you ask I dress to the left, not that anyone would notice though

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By *estlands4 OP Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

"So it has nothing to do with whether your right or left handed then

Well that's actually what made me ask the question as I'm mainly left handed but as with most things in life the world is made for right handers so any underwear with a fly/opening of sorts will have access from the right so it follows that it lies to the left for ease - and no it doesn't matter I just thought I'd ask....

As ever the forums raise many a chuckle with men with over inflated opinions of themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you really think men have control over them. The most hardest part of being a man is to control the little fella's thoughts.

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By *estlands4 OP Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

"Do you really think men have control over them. The most hardest part of being a man is to control the little fella's thoughts. "

True but I'm talking first thing when getting dressed is there a conscious decision one way or the other...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally in my left sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you really think men have control over them. The most hardest part of being a man is to control the little fella's thoughts.

True but I'm talking first thing when getting dressed is there a conscious decision one way or the other... "

I'll ask him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dress to the left,,,, suit you sir....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it really matter?

Just like everything else on this site and in most people's day to day lives; not really.

Can you think of a topic which does? "

Nope and tbh it's this kind of inane drivel which has got me to the point of quitting the forum.

Constant reparative, shallow bilge.

Which I myself have contributed to on many occasions.

But I shall no longer waste my life reading and commenting on such tripe.

There is living to do and wasting it on here ain't living.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Bye then. Don't let that door hit you in the arse on your way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bye then. Don't let that door hit you in the arse on your way out. "

.. but if you were a door about to slam on an arse.. what sort of door would it be?

would it slam, auto-close gently, or be wedged open? ?

(and what about the door .. hhuhuh uh uhuhuhh) :D

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By *estlands4 OP Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Doors... Now there's one... Open to the left as you face so your sword arm is free.... Is that right???

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

One dresses to the left

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Bye then. Don't let that door hit you in the arse on your way out.

.. but if you were a door about to slam on an arse.. what sort of door would it be?

would it slam, auto-close gently, or be wedged open? ?

(and what about the door .. hhuhuh uh uhuhuhh) :D"

It would depend on how much I liked the person as to whether I would slam or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it has nothing to do with whether your right or left handed then

Thank god someone said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you really think men have control over them. The most hardest part of being a man is to control the little fella's thoughts. "
but surely most men here think with their dicks !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who say they tuck it in their sock are big fat liars lol

Most guys I know dress to the left!

And for those gentlemen who are rather well endowed and become embarrassed if their little man gets very excited in public- I actually - even though I'm far from being an exhibitionist - find it highly flattering when a guy I'm attracted to gets an obvious hard-on just chatting to me!!

it's quite an accolade I think!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Does it really matter?

Just like everything else on this site and in most people's day to day lives; not really.

Can you think of a topic which does?

Nope and tbh it's this kind of inane drivel which has got me to the point of quitting the forum.

Constant reparative, shallow bilge.

Which I myself have contributed to on many occasions.

But I shall no longer waste my life reading and commenting on such tripe.

There is living to do and wasting it on here ain't living.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Does it really matter?

Just like everything else on this site and in most people's day to day lives; not really.

Can you think of a topic which does?

Nope and tbh it's this kind of inane drivel which has got me to the point of quitting the forum.

Constant reparative, shallow bilge.

Which I myself have contributed to on many occasions.

But I shall no longer waste my life reading and commenting on such tripe.

There is living to do and wasting it on here ain't living.

Fair enough. Have fun

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I like this thread, it has given me a vision of cocks sat to the left

Mr ruggers always falls to the left too

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By *estlands4 OP Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Those who say they tuck it in their sock are big fat liars lol

Most guys I know dress to the left!

it's quite an accolade I think!

Must happen all the time to you I know it just happened to me looking through your photos - I'll have to put him back to the left now...

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By *estlands4 OP Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

"I like this thread, it has given me a vision of cocks sat to the left

Mr ruggers always falls to the left too"

Can I quote you on that?

I've written a thread that is approved of

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I like this thread, it has given me a vision of cocks sat to the left

Mr ruggers always falls to the left too"

I like this thread because, for once, nobody is insulting anyone else. Save for the complaints that we're all boring, which isn't personal, nobody is slating anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it really matter?

Just like everything else on this site and in most people's day to day lives; not really.

Can you think of a topic which does?

Nope and tbh it's this kind of inane drivel which has got me to the point of quitting the forum.

Constant reparative, shallow bilge.

Which I myself have contributed to on many occasions.

But I shall no longer waste my life reading and commenting on such tripe.

There is living to do and wasting it on here ain't living.

Why do I read this in an Hyacinth Bucket voice followed by Richaaaard.

for the record, also a Button Mushroom so it points forward but if its a warm day then it tend to naturally go to the right.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Left. It's the just way he likes to go.

OH tucks hers underneath so it doesn't scare the unsuspecting when she's in a short skirt. "

I've wondered about this.

On Tattoo Fixers there was a drag queen, (not that I am comparing your gorgeous OH to a drag queen!), who was talking about pushing his balls back up inside him or something. I've been curious since.

What happens if she gets hard?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"I like this thread, it has given me a vision of cocks sat to the left

Mr ruggers always falls to the left too

Can I quote you on that?

I've written a thread that is approved of

You don't need my approval

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Loving the button mushroom description....soft cocks are so cute

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By *estlands4 OP Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

"I like this thread, it has given me a vision of cocks sat to the left

Mr ruggers always falls to the left too

Can I quote you on that?

I've written a thread that is approved of

You don't need my approval

I know that but to start a thread that is approved by someone - it's got my Monday off with a smile lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I know that but to start a thread that is approved by someone - it's got my Monday off with a smile lol

Looks like there are a few of us doing that

It is the mention of cocks that does it

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'm gonna cheat and say I don't wear underwear.

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By *estlands4 OP Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

"I'm gonna cheat and say I don't wear underwear."

Makes no difference unless whatever you wear is totally baggy - any trousers etc you will still tend to go one way or the other

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Picky.

To the left then.

Or the right, if face on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lefty here, also left handed, everything starts with left. .. out left foot forward first etc

summit to do with CDO possibly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a left hand model

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

I'm a lefty

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By *arknmate2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

near york/harrogate

Gaffer tape it to back of knee !!!

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By *ike4362ukMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Any old way. More important things to think about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jingle Jangle

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Over my shoulder

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

One of the first things the tailor should ask when measuring you;

" does Sir dress to left or right?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lefty here

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