FabSwingers.com forum: Standing up for the shorter man

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today my 24 year old son said " Dad you would have a lot more luck with women if you were taller "

In reply I said to my 6'2" soldier boy son " I'm quite happy being of average height "

He laughed and chuckle " Average ! You could be a stunt double in Honey ive shrunk the kids "

So I've decided too stand up for the shorter man ... Yes I am standing up thank you.

No I do not have hairy feet or drive a mini. OK I'm useless at basketball but I'm fantastic at mini golf. No I do not need a bolster cushion at the cinema.

I'm short and proud !

So too all the vertically challenged out there join me in my quest to high light ...or perhaps low light our shortness.

No more of this " hey give me a low five " Or the " careful dont get him wound up or he'll jump up and punch you in the knee ".

That's got that of my chest. Now if you do not mind I'm off out down the Happy Hobbit with Frodo and Sam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'7" isn't short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey! Gloswingers are looking for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The plane boss the plane "

I'm short and proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey! Gloswingers are looking for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5'7" isn't short.

I would of said below that height myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly don't care how tall a guy is. Marc is only 5"7'

We're both short and I don't care one bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey your cock looks fine too me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey! Gloswingers are looking for you

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"5'7" isn't short.

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no it isn't

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Us short arses can fly economy and still have plenty of leg room.

Also, kids are so fat these days that I find that T shirts and underwear for 13 year olds fits really well, and there's no VAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Us short arses can fly economy and still have plenty of leg room.

Also, kids are so fat these days that I find that T shirts and underwear for 13 year olds fits really well, and there's no VAT"

Ha Ha Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5'7" isn't short.

no it isn't "

It's shorter than me but not short short.

Short is where you knock on the man's door and as he opens it you find yourself staring at a wall and look down to see all 4'10 of him smiling up at you.

Great fuck that was too.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"5'7" isn't short.

It is

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Height isn't something I worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5'7" isn't short.

It is

He would still look down on you

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Hey! Gloswingers are looking for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today my 24 year old son said " Dad you would have a lot more luck with women if you were taller "

In reply I said to my 6'2" soldier boy son " I'm quite happy being of average height "

He laughed and chuckle " Average ! You could be a stunt double in Honey ive shrunk the kids "

So I've decided too stand up for the shorter man ... Yes I am standing up thank you.

No I do not have hairy feet or drive a mini. OK I'm useless at basketball but I'm fantastic at mini golf. No I do not need a bolster cushion at the cinema.

I'm short and proud !

So too all the vertically challenged out there join me in my quest to high light ...or perhaps low light our shortness.

No more of this " hey give me a low five " Or the " careful dont get him wound up or he'll jump up and punch you in the knee ".

That's got that of my chest. Now if you do not mind I'm off out down the Happy Hobbit with Frodo and Sam.

I'd say nearer average than short...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP....your same height as me. Rarely seen it as a problem. Sure some ladies specify a minimum height...so I don't bother messaging them.

That said my best "friend" (lol) was initially a meet from here and had a 5'10" minimum.

She has long ago changed her mind tho!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"5'7" isn't short.

It is

He would still look down on you

Only in my bare feet,stick a pair of flipflops on and I'd be taller

. My ex husband was 5'7" I don't mind. I've come to the conclusion anyway if I want to meet someone at least 5'7" then I need to be looking at profiles that say they're 5'11"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5'7" isn't short.

It is

He would still look down on you

Only in my bare feet,stick a pair of flipflops on and I'd be taller

. My ex husband was 5'7" I don't mind. I've come to the conclusion anyway if I want to meet someone at least 5'7" then I need to be looking at profiles that say they're 5'11"

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They must have big shoes

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Hey! Gloswingers are looking for you

This actually made me laugh out loud!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

At 5ft2, a man's height doesn't bother me. I usually forget to check that on a profile.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"5'7" isn't short.

Only if you are a hobbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing up for the shorter man"

You could have phrased that more sympathetically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 5'9" I get short arse comments from all the six foot pluses that seem to pervade my life. I have hairy feet, hairy ears, a hairy nose and hairy middle aged spread. My one consolation is next to my Dad I look like a fookin giant

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm 5'8" and usually prefer taller chaps BUT my favourite FWBs (in personality and skill) are my height or shorter.

So big up to the shorter guys

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Dad or son sounds alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God bless you op i like all heights. I am also short and happy

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

I considered myself short at 5ft 10...There's hope for me yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think yourself lucky. Im 5"5" and absolutely hate it. Although I fit a size 6 trainer in the kids section so nice cheap gear lol

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

"Think yourself lucky. Im 5"5" and absolutely hate it. Although I fit a size 6 trainer in the kids section so nice cheap gear lol

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My mates the same size 10 he buys same trainers and shoes he pays half the price I have because he's sizes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admit to being heightist in the past until I met someone an inch smaller than me and the sex was very good so now height isn't so important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think yourself lucky. Im 5"5" and absolutely hate it. Although I fit a size 6 trainer in the kids section so nice cheap gear lol

My mates the same size 10 he buys same trainers and shoes he pays half the price I have because he's sizes. "

thats the only up side. I paid £35 for nike roche when for a size 7 they are £80 odd

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Think yourself lucky. Im 5"5" and absolutely hate it. Although I fit a size 6 trainer in the kids section so nice cheap gear lol

My mates the same size 10 he buys same trainers and shoes he pays half the price I have because he's sizes.

thats the only up side. I paid £35 for nike roche when for a size 7 they are £80 odd

Funny you should say that,my daughter got her Nike Roches from the kids department,I needed some as well so bought mine from the kids department as well. Why pay £30 more to get exactly the same from ladies trainers when the kids go up to my size

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Currently 5'9 is the " average" UK male height.

50 years ago it was 5'7.

If you take only under 30s it is 5'10.

Interestingly, 5'9 comes from surveys where height was measured.

Surveys where people simply filled in a form giving their height, the average is 5'10

Seems a bit like the dick size thing, then....

Personally it seems I am average; so I couldn't care less one way or the other .

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

"God bless you op i like all heights. I am also short and happy

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how tall are you ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I like tall guys but it's an ideal, not a requirement. It's certainly not set in stone.

I had an 8 yr relationship with a man who was 5' 8". With the right guy, height doesn't matter.

I wouldn't insult anyone for their height, (unless in retaliation for insults to me, and even then I'd probably not choose height). Firstly I try not to be insulting to anyone who has done me no harm but also because height isn't something we can control. It's shitty to be abusive to people based on what they got in the genetic lottery of life.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Think yourself lucky. Im 5"5" and absolutely hate it. Although I fit a size 6 trainer in the kids section so nice cheap gear lol

You need to change your profile then. It says 5' 4"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like tall guys but it's an ideal, not a requirement. It's certainly not set in stone.

I had an 8 yr relationship with a man who was 5' 8". With the right guy, height doesn't matter.

Shortarse.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I like tall guys but it's an ideal, not a requirement. It's certainly not set in stone.

I had an 8 yr relationship with a man who was 5' 8". With the right guy, height doesn't matter.

Shortarse.

Yeah but like I just said, I forgive you for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today my 24 year old son said " Dad you would have a lot more luck with women if you were taller "

In reply I said to my 6'2" soldier boy son " I'm quite happy being of average height "

He laughed and chuckle " Average ! You could be a stunt double in Honey ive shrunk the kids "

So I've decided too stand up for the shorter man ... Yes I am standing up thank you.

No I do not have hairy feet or drive a mini. OK I'm useless at basketball but I'm fantastic at mini golf. No I do not need a bolster cushion at the cinema.

I'm short and proud !

So too all the vertically challenged out there join me in my quest to high light ...or perhaps low light our shortness.

No more of this " hey give me a low five " Or the " careful dont get him wound up or he'll jump up and punch you in the knee ".

That's got that of my chest. Now if you do not mind I'm off out down the Happy Hobbit with Frodo and Sam.

"
can you get on the rides at the theme parks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think yourself lucky. Im 5"5" and absolutely hate it. Although I fit a size 6 trainer in the kids section so nice cheap gear lol

You need to change your profile then. It says 5' 4"

I grew overnight lol. I can dream cant I

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Think yourself lucky. Im 5"5" and absolutely hate it. Although I fit a size 6 trainer in the kids section so nice cheap gear lol

You need to change your profile then. It says 5' 4"

I grew overnight lol. I can dream cant I

Get inversion boots and sleep upside down. You may stretch

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Think yourself lucky. Im 5"5" and absolutely hate it. Although I fit a size 6 trainer in the kids section so nice cheap gear lol

You need to change your profile then. It says 5' 4"

I grew overnight lol. I can dream cant I

Get inversion boots and sleep upside down. You may stretch

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short people are the only minority group I pick on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today my 24 year old son said " Dad you would have a lot more luck with women if you were taller "

In reply I said to my 6'2" soldier boy son " I'm quite happy being of average height "

He laughed and chuckle " Average ! You could be a stunt double in Honey ive shrunk the kids "

So I've decided too stand up for the shorter man ... Yes I am standing up thank you.

No I do not have hairy feet or drive a mini. OK I'm useless at basketball but I'm fantastic at mini golf. No I do not need a bolster cushion at the cinema.

I'm short and proud !

So too all the vertically challenged out there join me in my quest to high light ...or perhaps low light our shortness.

No more of this " hey give me a low five " Or the " careful dont get him wound up or he'll jump up and punch you in the knee ".

That's got that of my chest. Now if you do not mind I'm off out down the Happy Hobbit with Frodo and Sam.

Nice post dude..I am only 5,5" myself..

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

Hmmmmm wonder if i should take a pic of me next to a sky remote?

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

I used to get pretty badly bullied at the all-boys, sports-oriented secondary school I went to...it's why I shied away from sports and became a reclusive nerd XD

But honestly, if someone makes fun of you based on one of your aesthetic qualities, they aren't worth any of your time. And you'll always be able to find people for whom your height is irrelevant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 5.7 almost 5.8 and I never see myself as short . But I am a woman . lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was very conscious of my lack of height years ago, but have realised over time that if it's an issue for your it becomes an issue for anyone who might be otherwise interested in you. If you come across as self-obsessed or unhappy about who you are it can reflect on your overall personality and others may miss the best of you. For me i'm definitely short, but rarely see it as being of any consequence. If anything it's made me be more attentive and resulted in me making more effort for any partners, concentrating on them far more than me, which can't be a bad thing. As a result Ellen (my girl) is now going out with a considerably shorter man than she would have previously considered. She turns heads wherever we go and probably has people wondering what the hell she's doing being with me. As a consequence I feel ten feet tall as I know what she sees in me and she let's me know all the time, which is amazing!

Be yourself fellas - it''s the way forward!

Mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently got a mail mocking someone i met because he was 5ft6. The person suggested I should meet a "real man" of 6ft+ like him.

I pointed out that a real man is polite and respectful and doesn't feel the need to big himself up by mocking others.

The 5ft6 guy won me over with his wit and charm, height is irrelevant.

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By *rby38Man
over a year ago

Stoke row

"I recently got a mail mocking someone i met because he was 5ft6. The person suggested I should meet a "real man" of 6ft+ like him.

I pointed out that a real man is polite and respectful and doesn't feel the need to big himself up by mocking others.

The 5ft6 guy won me over with his wit and charm, height is irrelevant. "

Good for you girl arrogance for me is a turn off, for me what is important is who you are as a person that's what I look for most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....and it certainly hasn't hampered our success in any way! Says it all really!

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