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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So im sat on my coach until 1am and bored as hell!!!

A competition for all to enter, see who can make me laugh the most, there's a prize at the end of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the prize?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A surprise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reenact the film Speed...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Where are you going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A surprise! "

That sounds like the sort of shit my used to say and it ended up being something stupid like taking the rubbish out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not moving all day, on a standby duty, so the next 10+ hours are going to be slow.

Reenactment of speed is only good if I was moving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A surprise!

That sounds like the sort of shit my used to say and it ended up being something stupid like taking the rubbish out "

Well if your offering, there's about 5 black sacks ready to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not moving all day, on a standby duty, so the next 10+ hours are going to be slow.

Reenactment of speed is only good if I was moving. "

Could be the Father Ted version

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Get everyone to sing this:

....."This is the self-preservation society

This is the self-preservation society

Go wash your German bands, your boat race too

Comb your Barnet Fair we got a lot to do

Put on your Dickie Dirt and your Peckham Rye

Cause time's soon hurrying by

Get your skates on mate, get your skates on mate

No bib around your Gregory Peck today, eh?

Drop your plates of meat right up on the seat

This is the self-preservation society

This is the self-preservation society

Gotta get a bloomin move on

Babadab-babadabadab-bab-ba

Gotta get a bloomin move on

Babadab-babadabadab-bab-ba

Jump in the jam jar gotta get straight

Hurry up mate – don't wanna be late

How's your father?

Tickety boo

Tickety boo

Gotta get a bloomin move on

Self-preservation society

This is the self-preservation society

Put on your almond rocks and daisy roots

Wash your Hampstead Heath and wear your whistle and flute

Lots of lah-di-dahs and cockneys here

Look alive and get out of here

So get your skates on mate, get your skates on mate

No bib around your Gregory Peck today, eh?

Drop your plates of meat right up on the seat

This is the self-preservation society

This is the self-preservation society....."

Then do some swerving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Suppose I should utube that now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winding clock forward

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Winding clock forward "

GREAT idea... but the controllers won't see it the same way hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on and open a packet if biscuits. The time will fly by. Unless I steal all the biscuits. Which is possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Steve.... there's nobody on the coach today! A standby Duty, sit waiting for nothing to happen for 10 hours! can sing ot to myself though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put the kettle on and open a packet if biscuits. The time will fly by. Unless I steal all the biscuits. Which is possible "

From whitby? Be bloody hard to steal my hobnobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the kettle on and open a packet if biscuits. The time will fly by. Unless I steal all the biscuits. Which is possible

From whitby? Be bloody hard to steal my hobnobs! "

Shh! I'm already hiding in the cupboard. Haven't you got any chocolate ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ahhh found you! Let's go to the shops and buy chocolate bikkies can I lick the melted bits from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well this is still a long day.... not even got friends online to chat to

Come on guys n girls, don't be shy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A surprise!

That sounds like the sort of shit my used to say and it ended up being something stupid like taking the rubbish out

Well if your offering, there's about 5 black sacks ready to go "

That's just made you look like a right skank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A surprise!

That sounds like the sort of shit my used to say and it ended up being something stupid like taking the rubbish out

Well if your offering, there's about 5 black sacks ready to go

That's just made you look like a right skank "

Well im not going to rise to your pathetic reply, but do try and see the irony of the posts above in future.

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