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By *hocmanx OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

In the office.

You're sitting at your desk and desperately hoping no one notices this enormous log which has just sprung up in your trousers.

Gents I'm hoping I'm not the only one this happens to. What tactics do you use for dealing with this "situation"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regular issue. Especially with the new PA we have. I just have to sit there and enjoy the frustration. What else is there to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really should stop looking at my pictures at work, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try waking up in a room with 54 other man, all getting ready for work. Half asleep, stumbling to the shower half way down the corridor. Trying to hide the lob on you have and praying it'll disappear before you get into the communal showers, passing your female co-workers in bikinis or just towels. That's my every morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have an office.. It's more embarrassing getting a hard on in someone else's office

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By *hocmanx OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Regular issue. Especially with the new PA we have. I just have to sit there and enjoy the frustration. What else is there to do?"

I feel your pain. My boss is a lady so I'm always hoping she doesn't call me over to her desk when it happens

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By *hocmanx OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"You really should stop looking at my pictures at work, OP "

Easier said than done

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Dammit. I wanted go check out the enormous log but you only have tasteful pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit. I wanted go check out the enormous log but you only have tasteful pics "

You too, huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually try and hide behind the counter but not easy when someone asks you back out for help. Doesn't help my jeans don't hide much either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the office.

You're sitting at your desk and desperately hoping no one notices this enormous log which has just sprung up in your trousers.

Gents I'm hoping I'm not the only one this happens to. What tactics do you use for dealing with this "situation"? "
I always take a pic or do a vid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In that situation, I generally try to imagine Margaret Thatcher or in recent times, Venus Williams in the nude. Normally takes the "embarrassment" away!

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By *hocmanx OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dammit. I wanted go check out the enormous log but you only have tasteful pics "

That can be arranged

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By *hocmanx OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dammit. I wanted go check out the enormous log but you only have tasteful pics

You too, huh? "

I've had a look at yours so I guess it's only fair if I show you mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit. I wanted go check out the enormous log but you only have tasteful pics

You too, huh?

I've had a look at yours so I guess it's only fair if I show you mine "

That's what I'm talking about....a bit of give and take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you just love a sexy arse its inspiring in the blood flow area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit. I wanted go check out the enormous log but you only have tasteful pics "

Feel free to check mine out Evie!

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By *hocmanx OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"In that situation, I generally try to imagine Margaret Thatcher or in recent times, Venus Williams in the nude. Normally takes the "embarrassment" away!"

I think Serena is has a quite a nice body so that would actually elevate the situation.

I'd go from Alert Level: Rising Wood to Alert Level: Precum

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By *hocmanx OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dammit. I wanted go check out the enormous log but you only have tasteful pics

You too, huh?

I've had a look at yours so I guess it's only fair if I show you mine

That's what I'm talking about....a bit of give and take "

I'd give it to you Scarlet but could you take it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the office.

You're sitting at your desk and desperately hoping no one notices this enormous log which has just sprung up in your trousers.

Gents I'm hoping I'm not the only one this happens to. What tactics do you use for dealing with this "situation"? "

Slide my chair further under the desk

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By *winny445Man
over a year ago

battersea

i look at the cleaners at my workplace and it will go, except for one Brazilian lady cleaner then it gets worse

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Dammit. I wanted go check out the enormous log but you only have tasteful pics

That can be arranged "

Oh really??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Dammit. I wanted go check out the enormous log but you only have tasteful pics

Feel free to check mine out Evie!"

Was gonna say I couldn't see yours either as it seemed to always be in someone but then I found the last pic haha

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"In the office.

You're sitting at your desk and desperately hoping no one notices this enormous log which has just sprung up in your trousers.

Gents I'm hoping I'm not the only one this happens to. What tactics do you use for dealing with this "situation"? "

Have a wank or find a fuck.

Simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the office.

You're sitting at your desk and desperately hoping no one notices this enormous log which has just sprung up in your trousers.

Gents I'm hoping I'm not the only one this happens to. What tactics do you use for dealing with this "situation"?

Have a wank or find a fuck.

Simple "

Not when you work in a big office!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"In the office.

You're sitting at your desk and desperately hoping no one notices this enormous log which has just sprung up in your trousers.

Gents I'm hoping I'm not the only one this happens to. What tactics do you use for dealing with this "situation"?

Have a wank or find a fuck.

Simple

Not when you work in a big office! "

I "work" from home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the office.

You're sitting at your desk and desperately hoping no one notices this enormous log which has just sprung up in your trousers.

Gents I'm hoping I'm not the only one this happens to. What tactics do you use for dealing with this "situation"?

Have a wank or find a fuck.

Simple

Not when you work in a big office!

I "work" from home "

OP Joe is in a good mood

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"In the office.

You're sitting at your desk and desperately hoping no one notices this enormous log which has just sprung up in your trousers.

Gents I'm hoping I'm not the only one this happens to. What tactics do you use for dealing with this "situation"? "

Think of your mum. Unless you have an Oedipus complex it should quickly disappear.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"In the office.

You're sitting at your desk and desperately hoping no one notices this enormous log which has just sprung up in your trousers.

Gents I'm hoping I'm not the only one this happens to. What tactics do you use for dealing with this "situation"?

Have a wank or find a fuck.

Simple

Not when you work in a big office!

I "work" from home

OP Joe is in a good mood "

Very.

I actually went to the office for my monthly 6hrs... But I've spent about 18hrs fucking over 3 days.

Work/life balance, you see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe the standard proceedure is to think of Vanessa Phelps.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

You guys should get less bashful about showing you've got a hard cock - you could cheer a lot of people up.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Hope you took a spare pair of trousers if you had an enormous log in them

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Off topic but next time a guy posts asking what type of pics he should show I'm going to point him towards the OPs profile. Phwooaarrrr

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