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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

DOESN'T want a shag tonight!

Too tired, maybe a wank to put myself to sleep, but a shag is too much like hard work tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea...would much rather be drinking tea

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

My hands are up. I want curry, vodka and bed. I don't have time or the inclination for any 'how's your father' tonight!

I also ain't shaved my legs since Tuesday and I have a 12 o'clock shadow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea...would much rather be drinking tea

Oh I'll bring the biccies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy with a cuddle and a snog tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would rather a all milk coffee please

oh and can I have sugar in it too..... shhhhh don't tell anyone though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's this thread still valid if you've already had one and you're really rather spent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm way too tired for any of that nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's this thread still valid if you've already had one and you're really rather spent?"

a wank?

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By *tillup4funMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Got a meet tomorrow night so I,m not fussed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like one but I'm too tired

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im waiting til Monday.... someone specials big birthday

play my cards right and im in for a treat

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

No I'm feeling a little sad tonight, and mr cmy is working so virtual cuddles and maybe a glass of something fizzy will be just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's this thread still valid if you've already had one and you're really rather spent?

a wank?"

No dear, a shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I'm feeling a little sad tonight, and mr cmy is working so virtual cuddles and maybe a glass of something fizzy will be just fine

Fizzy jizz

.... well I did say I was gonna have a wank! Lol

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

A bad back since yesterday, ok if I move plus a migraine this morning with some self hand relief which can help ease the migraine at the time and I'm not looking for a shag tonight.

Unless someone wants to call round and flashes their privates in front of my face and then I'll be more than willing to continue.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"No I'm feeling a little sad tonight, and mr cmy is working so virtual cuddles and maybe a glass of something fizzy will be just fine

Fizzy jizz

.... well I did say I was gonna have a wank! Lol

"
. Well you made me smile and I could do with a smile, Thankyou chick, ajxxxxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Stuffed my face and one cat with me curled in bed a sex goddess tonight im not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea...would much rather be drinking tea

Oh I'll bring the biccies

Cool

Feet up..hot tea and kick back..perfection

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I don't often get any on a Saturday so I won't miss it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I'm feeling a little sad tonight, and mr cmy is working so virtual cuddles and maybe a glass of something fizzy will be just fine

Fizzy jizz

.... well I did say I was gonna have a wank! Lol

Jizz in a soda stream...there's a thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I'm feeling a little sad tonight, and mr cmy is working so virtual cuddles and maybe a glass of something fizzy will be just fine

Fizzy jizz

.... well I did say I was gonna have a wank! Lol

. Well you made me smile and I could do with a smile, Thankyou chick, ajxxxxxx"

Chin up chuck, tomorrow is another day.

hope you can smile again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would rather a all milk coffee please

oh and can I have sugar in it too..... shhhhh don't tell anyone though"

Can probably rustle that up no worries...Two mins. And we'll just pretend it's sweeteners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll be me. I'm so tired my blood hurts and I can't sleep because I'm child minding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would rather a all milk coffee please

oh and can I have sugar in it too..... shhhhh don't tell anyone though

Can probably rustle that up no worries...Two mins. And we'll just pretend it's sweeteners

Ohhh thanks

can it be full cream milk too

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Hands kinda half way up

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Early morning meet then on to a club, all day in the jacuzzi, back in time for the rugby. Some days life feels so sweet!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stuffed my face and one cat with me curled in bed a sex goddess tonight im not"

Your reclining regally with a feline...pretty revered creatures I believe. Your ok...you can still claim goddess status off that I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hands kinda half way up"

Aw shurrup blondie.... you make things difficult here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would rather a all milk coffee please

oh and can I have sugar in it too..... shhhhh don't tell anyone though

Can probably rustle that up no worries...Two mins. And we'll just pretend it's sweeteners

Ohhh thanks

can it be full cream milk too

It's an imaginary brew station I'm making it at so I'd say definately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands kinda half way up"

Good one handed foruming skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job

Will that affect your benefits? Hehe

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Hands kinda half way up

Aw shurrup blondie.... you make things difficult here!

I haven't done anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job

Will that affect your benefits? Hehe"

Benefits? Explain please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hands kinda half way up

Aw shurrup blondie.... you make things difficult here!

I haven't done anything!

You don't need to, it's your pics that does the work here

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Hands kinda half way up

Good one handed foruming skills

Thanks,hang on I'm not sure how to take that,is that good or bad?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job

Will that affect your benefits? Hehe

Benefits? Explain please"

You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've forgotten how to, so I've settled with a glass of red wine and watched the rugby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job

Will that affect your benefits? Hehe

Benefits? Explain please

You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect

Oh get you now, cause I'm from Liverpool you've assumed I live on benefits, sorry to dissapoint you, I have a full time job and receive nothing in terms of welfare, I pay my taxes like most of the country, I do like the stereotypical reference though, well done you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job

Will that affect your benefits? Hehe

Benefits? Explain please

You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect

Christ.... sorry to offend, was a light hearted joke!

Oh well.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job

Will that affect your benefits? Hehe

Benefits? Explain please

You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect

Christ.... sorry to offend, was a light hearted joke!

Oh well..... "

Hahaha gotchya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job

Will that affect your benefits? Hehe

Benefits? Explain please

You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect

Christ.... sorry to offend, was a light hearted joke!

Oh well.....

Hahaha gotchya

Fucker! Im bloody tired and you wanna wondt ME up now! Fekkin scouse wheel stealer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job

Will that affect your benefits? Hehe

Benefits? Explain please

You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect

I thought it was funny anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me lol!!! Which is unheard of but after an amazing night and no sleep I ache all over and am knackered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job

Will that affect your benefits? Hehe

Benefits? Explain please

You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect

Christ.... sorry to offend, was a light hearted joke!

Oh well.....

Hahaha gotchya

Fucker! Im bloody tired and you wanna wondt ME up now! Fekkin scouse wheel stealer!

We don't steel wheels anymore, we take the whole fecking car mate, do a bank job then dump said car in the canal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Throbbin knew it was a joke, he just got me back cos he knows im not on full throttle. .. think he's knicked that too! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throbbin knew it was a joke, he just got me back cos he knows im not on full throttle. .. think he's knicked that too! Lol"

I've surprised myself tonight given the amount of alcohol I've had this evening, do you need a hug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Prefer a BJ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer a BJ lol"

I'll ask the wife haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prefer a BJ lol

I'll ask the wife haha"

Nah... too tired for any of that now... maybe next weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer a BJ lol

I'll ask the wife haha

Nah... too tired for any of that now... maybe next weekend

Shit sorry mate, she's already meeting a guy next week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fukkkks sake! She told me she was free, and she was also gonna pay my fuel bill with your giro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fukkkks sake! She told me she was free, and she was also gonna pay my fuel bill with your giro "

Eh my giro goes on greggs mate nothing else, maybe a bottle of 20/20 if I'm in the mood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well im off to bed now, nightly meeting with Mrs palm and her daughters.... night all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im off to bed now, nightly meeting with Mrs palm and her daughters.... night all

Peaceful sleep my friend, don't forget the tissues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well im off to bed now, nightly meeting with Mrs palm and her daughters.... night all

Peaceful sleep my friend, don't forget the tissues

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and waste it??? Nah... wipe on wifes hair

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im off to bed now, nightly meeting with Mrs palm and her daughters.... night all

Peaceful sleep my friend, don't forget the tissues

and waste it??? Nah... wipe on wifes hair

lol"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow you mean we're all actually human.

No I'm not that bothered this weekend either.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've had the horn all weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had the horn all weekend

On my way. Wine. Nightie. Lord of rings DVD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had the horn all weekend

Spring fever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spring is definitely in the air today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not last night lol, it was bath, bubbles, book and bed with my kitties

sometimes one needs a pampering session

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've had the horn all weekend

Spring fever

It certainly is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.. Only because i know i wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one yesterday - are you allowed more than one in a weekend?

Sarah

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I had one yesterday - are you allowed more than one in a weekend?

Sarah "

Yes have one for me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tomorrow.... can't wait! Hehe

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Bollocks. I was fucking all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocks. I was fucking all night

Lucky you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Bollocks. I was fucking all night

Lucky you

And I mean *all* night. And this morning... Didn't stop until 1pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocks. I was fucking all night

Lucky you

And I mean *all* night. And this morning... Didn't stop until 1pm."

Show off

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Bollocks. I was fucking all night

Lucky you

And I mean *all* night. And this morning... Didn't stop until 1pm.

Show off "

That's just the headline, wait till you read the full article

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Bollocks. I was fucking all night

Lucky you

And I mean *all* night. And this morning... Didn't stop until 1pm.

Show off

That's just the headline, wait till you read the full article

Yeah yeah we get it,you had sex

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

*sits on hands*

Had it last night and this morning. I'm planning on it again tonight.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have not been horny st all this weekend

Maybe I was shagged out from Thursday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I WAS planning on having a bit tomorrow, but Mrs is poorly

anyone want to stand in as a replacement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, who do I have to put my hand up to have sex tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocks. I was fucking all night

Lucky you

And I mean *all* night. And this morning... Didn't stop until 1pm.

Show off

That's just the headline, wait till you read the full article

Haha.. you know I love the details

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