FabSwingers.com forum: Saturday night paaaarrrtttyyy

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So the barcardi is open...limes are chopped and music is on...lets have a party...well I'm having a party for one I don't know about everyone else

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'll bring the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party for one here as well,

But I will be drinking vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunch up, We have Doughnuts

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Waiting for rugby to start...I have chips and dip though

would you like a dip miss cc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have wine

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Waiting for rugby to start...I have chips and dip though

would you like a dip miss cc?

Oh yes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yay .. I've not attended a cheeky party for ages .. Might just nurse a soda water and people watch

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have wine

Ohh errr

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Party for 1 here too - eldest hiding in his room, youngest taken to my bed sick so I'm on lemonade just in case!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too. The couple my lovely friend and I were due to meet can't do it now. So I'm having fish n chips and a lager shandy. Daredevil later!!

Got any pistachios?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Me too. The couple my lovely friend and I were due to meet can't do it now. So I'm having fish n chips and a lager shandy. Daredevil later!!

Got any pistachios? "

I have lovely

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Who's doing the djing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too. The couple my lovely friend and I were due to meet can't do it now. So I'm having fish n chips and a lager shandy. Daredevil later!!

Got any pistachios? "
I won't spoil Daredevil for you, but it's amazing

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Who's doing the djing?"

You can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having wine tonight, echo falls.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Waiting for rugby to start...I have chips and dip though

would you like a dip miss cc?

Oh yes

Do you like it spicy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am out of but plenty of vodka!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Waiting for rugby to start...I have chips and dip though

would you like a dip miss cc?

Oh yes

Do you like it spicy ?

Oh yes

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Am out of but plenty of vodka!"

Bring it on over I have Coke

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Waiting for rugby to start...I have chips and dip though

would you like a dip miss cc?

"
what side's it on

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I'm off the booze til next weekend but I'll partake in doughnuts mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too. The couple my lovely friend and I were due to meet can't do it now. So I'm having fish n chips and a lager shandy. Daredevil later!!

Got any pistachios? I won't spoil Daredevil for you, but it's amazing "

I thought you knew nothing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am out of but plenty of vodka!

Bring it on over I have Coke

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If only! Got Small x

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Yes please, can I help? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also having a party for one.well with the dog! !

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Waiting for rugby to start...I have chips and dip though

would you like a dip miss cc?

what side's it on

Bbc 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too. The couple my lovely friend and I were due to meet can't do it now. So I'm having fish n chips and a lager shandy. Daredevil later!!

Got any pistachios? I won't spoil Daredevil for you, but it's amazing

I thought you knew nothing?

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I do know some things, it was so good I watched it all in one go haha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Waiting for rugby to start...I have chips and dip though

would you like a dip miss cc?

what side's it on

Bbc 1

"
cheers . have a drink

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am at a social can I join the party when the sexy stuff gets started

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Waiting for rugby to start...I have chips and dip though

would you like a dip miss cc?

what side's it on

Bbc 1

cheers . have a drink

Cheers sir! Hopefully it will be as good as Wales match

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Cool!

What would the lady like..?

Any requests?

"Who's doing the djing?

You can

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm watching ant and Dec so rock and roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am out of but plenty of vodka!"

I have Pepsi in the fridge, I'll share it with you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm watching ant and Dec so rock and roll

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cheers cheeky xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am out of but plenty of vodka!

I have Pepsi in the fridge, I'll share it with you

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party for one here with one eye on Ant and Dec and the other on the Rugby...ive gone fucking cross eyed.....any one attracted to a crosseyed short Geordie with a big cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am out of but plenty of vodka!

I have Pepsi in the fridge, I'll share it with you

Deal!"

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slimline Tonic water with lime is it here and black coffee for B - sod the sugar tax!

Hugh Jackman is on Ant & Dec - much as I get forced to watch it by the rest of the house (I'm watching the rugby secretly too!) I can cope with him on there!

Sarah

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Party for one here with one eye on Ant and Dec and the other on the Rugby...ive gone fucking cross eyed.....any one attracted to a crosseyed short Geordie with a big cock ?"

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Party for one here with one eye on Ant and Dec and the other on the Rugby...ive gone fucking cross eyed.....any one attracted to a crosseyed short Geordie with a big cock ?

Go on then

Whoop whoop ...bring it on ha ha

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hugh Jackman I want to sit on his willy

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Excellent!

I've got LOADS of rock n roll.

I hope I'm not going to be the only one dancing..

"I'm watching ant and Dec so rock and roll

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Party for one here with one eye on Ant and Dec and the other on the Rugby...ive gone fucking cross eyed.....any one attracted to a crosseyed short Geordie with a big cock ?

Go on then

Whoop whoop ...bring it on ha ha

You have a nice sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hugh Jackman I want to sit on his willy

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If he's busy you can use mine as a substitute haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If best put some clothes on then, I have vodka btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If best put some clothes on then, I have vodka btw

I'd

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"If best put some clothes on then, I have vodka btw

Pop on over

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over a year ago

"Party for one here with one eye on Ant and Dec and the other on the Rugby...ive gone fucking cross eyed.....any one attracted to a crosseyed short Geordie with a big cock ?

Go on then

Whoop whoop ...bring it on ha ha

You have a nice sausage

I do yes ...thank you for noticing and I would need a pair of Christian Louboutins to kiss you....but that is very possible .

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Got any pistachios? "

Ooh that's a good idea - I'm going to be on JD Tennessee Honey tonight apparently!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm having a strange party but I'm half pissed so who wants to dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hugh Jackman I want to sit on his willy

I think B knows I want to too. It's not a big ask!

Sarah

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By *heclitmaster84Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I'm having a one man party lol boring Saturday night x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hugh Jackman I want to sit on his willy

I think B knows I want to too. It's not a big ask!

Sarah

Oh can we tag team?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm having a one man party lol boring Saturday night x

Come and join mine

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm having a strange party but I'm half pissed so who wants to dance"

Hope you are ok

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Got any pistachios?

Ooh that's a good idea - I'm going to be on JD Tennessee Honey tonight apparently!

Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hugh Jackman I want to sit on his willy

I think B knows I want to too. It's not a big ask!

Sarah

Oh can we tag team?

Now there's a plan !

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hugh Jackman I want to sit on his willy

I think B knows I want to too. It's not a big ask!

Sarah

Oh can we tag team?

Now there's a plan !

It sure is

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have "Celebration Shloer". It comes in a champagne style bottle.

I don't think I'm going to confuse it with bubbly though.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have "Celebration Shloer". It comes in a champagne style bottle.

I don't think I'm going to confuse it with bubbly though."

Do you want some vodka?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have to open a bottle of prosecco!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flashing tie and glow sticks... Even though the lights are on

lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I might have to open a bottle of prosecco!

Go on be a devil

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Is anyone going to dance the handbag dance with me yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone going to dance the handbag dance with me yet?"

What's on the juke box ?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party for one here!!! On the hard stuff, pint of cranberry juice lol

No alcohol for me tonight

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have "Celebration Shloer". It comes in a champagne style bottle.

I don't think I'm going to confuse it with bubbly though.

Do you want some vodka?

You're a bad influence!

I have a bottle of Prosecco here if I want it. I won it at the Sheffield social.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Is anyone going to dance the handbag dance with me yet?

What's on the juke box ?

Sarah "
dancing queen, you got to dance with me to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whayhay!! Mojítos time. Don't mind if I do

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'm putting the Stones on next, then James Brown.

Any requests?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm putting the Stones on next, then James Brown.

Any requests?

I have the Stones on.....I'm gonna need some Zeppelin later

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have "Celebration Shloer". It comes in a champagne style bottle.

I don't think I'm going to confuse it with bubbly though.

Do you want some vodka?

You're a bad influence!

I have a bottle of Prosecco here if I want it. I won it at the Sheffield social."

You know me too well

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm putting the Stones on next, then James Brown.

Any requests?

Tim McGraw please

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'll see what i can do.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Sticky Fingers i expect..

And I just bet you do..!

"I'm putting the Stones on next, then James Brown.

Any requests?

I have the Stones on.....I'm gonna need some Zeppelin later

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm putting the Stones on next, then James Brown.

Any requests?

Tim McGraw please

"
Ali McGraw please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the cocktail sausage if anyone's interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a nice sausage says the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone stick the rugby on, see how we're doing lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

17-9 beating the frenchies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17-9 to england

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone stick the rugby on, see how we're doing lol

It's on the big screen, 9-17 - anything but comfortable lead though

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

She was bloody gorgeous in the Getaway.

"I'm putting the Stones on next, then James Brown.

Any requests?

Tim McGraw please

Ali McGraw please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"17-9 beating the frenchies

Thanks........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic for me.

Mrs Time

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Sticky Fingers i expect..

And I just bet you do..!

Haha, nooo, 'Wild, wild horses' darling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're playing well pity I got nothing to nibble on op

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"17-9 beating the frenchies

Thanks........

Cole scored a try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch and I are eating maze based snacks and watching the rugby , we had some.pink flavour nesquick too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny you should say that, I've just opened a bottle of scotch, cheers

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"We're playing well pity I got nothing to nibble on op"

Hahaha

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"17-9 beating the frenchies

Thanks........

Cole scored a try!"

17 - 12 half time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the parrrrty finished feel a bit daft dancing in corner on my own

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Has the parrrrty finished feel a bit daft dancing in corner on my own"

I'll come and dance with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick someone put a slow dance on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cocktail sausage might become a saveloy oi oi

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Lady in redddd

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

But that track is ON that album dear!

"Sticky Fingers i expect..

And I just bet you do..!

Haha, nooo, 'Wild, wild horses' darling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady in redddd

Followed by slide push it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wonderful tonight

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's not late .. Where's aga doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not late .. Where's aga doo

Stuff aga do I'm still slow dancing with _isscheekychops

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My cocktail sausage might become a saveloy oi oi "

Haha X.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"It's not late .. Where's aga doo

Stuff aga do I'm still slow dancing with _isscheekychops

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just watch where you're pushing that pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not late .. Where's aga doo

Stuff aga do I'm still slow dancing with _isscheekychops

just watch where you're pushing that pineapple

so that's what I felt miss pushing up my bum

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"It's not late .. Where's aga doo

Stuff aga do I'm still slow dancing with _isscheekychops

just watch where you're pushing that pineapple

so that's what I felt miss pushing up my bum

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late?

What do I need to bring?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Am I too late?

What do I need to bring? "

Your dressing gown I'm cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeeeeese!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Am I too late?

What do I need to bring? "

Just yourself

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cheeeeeese!

Hahaha love it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

In light of the rugby result, I might open that Prosecco now.

Who wants to help me drink it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugbys finished, I'm ready to party now after that

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Rugbys finished, I'm ready to party now after that

My fingers are sore from all the nail chewing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late?

What do I need to bring?

Your dressing gown I'm cold

I would have said come as you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong to drink vodka out of a pint glass

Well am on my 4th one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeeeeese!

Hahaha love it

You did but photo mods said no!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Am I too late?

What do I need to bring?

Your dressing gown I'm cold

I would have said come as you are

Nooooo it's like looking at an older brother I've known him that long

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cheeeeeese!

Hahaha love it

You did but photo mods said no!"

I thought as much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually just in my dressing gown. I have a very nice bottle of gin too. But no cheese, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually just in my dressing gown. I have a very nice bottle of gin too. But no cheese, sorry. "

I'd have nothing to wear if I gave cheeky my dressing gown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't recommend the cheese and pineapple sticks after _isscheekychops put the pineapple up me bum

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm actually just in my dressing gown. I have a very nice bottle of gin too. But no cheese, sorry.

I'd have nothing to wear if I gave cheeky my dressing gown

Give me your dressing gown and a blindfold

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wouldn't recommend the cheese and pineapple sticks after _isscheekychops put the pineapple up me bum"

Well at least your sperm will be tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't recommend the cheese and pineapple sticks after _isscheekychops put the pineapple up me bum

Well at least your sperm will be tasty

Are u offering to be chief taste tester

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wouldn't recommend the cheese and pineapple sticks after _isscheekychops put the pineapple up me bum

Well at least your sperm will be tasty

Are u offering to be chief taste tester"

Go on then I'm feeling fruity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually just in my dressing gown. I have a very nice bottle of gin too. But no cheese, sorry.

I'd have nothing to wear if I gave cheeky my dressing gown

Give me your dressing gown and a blindfold

If I'm nude and blindfolded would you still feed me gin?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm actually just in my dressing gown. I have a very nice bottle of gin too. But no cheese, sorry.

I'd have nothing to wear if I gave cheeky my dressing gown

Give me your dressing gown and a blindfold

If I'm nude and blindfolded would you still feed me gin? "

Did someone say gin??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually just in my dressing gown. I have a very nice bottle of gin too. But no cheese, sorry.

I'd have nothing to wear if I gave cheeky my dressing gown

Give me your dressing gown and a blindfold

If I'm nude and blindfolded would you still feed me gin?

Did someone say gin??

With a stupidly large choice of mixers. I'm currently on the elderflower. Very manly.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm actually just in my dressing gown. I have a very nice bottle of gin too. But no cheese, sorry.

I'd have nothing to wear if I gave cheeky my dressing gown

Give me your dressing gown and a blindfold

If I'm nude and blindfolded would you still feed me gin? "

Yep

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Gin tastes a bit like perfume to me. At least, how I imagine perfume would taste, being as I don't tend to drink perfume.

I've had a bottle of the one, gin, not perfume, that comes in the blue bottle here for years and haven't opened it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My saveloy just became a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you still feed me gin?

Yep

Okay, I'll admit, I'm a tart and very easily swayed: nude and blindfolded it is then.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Gin tastes a bit like perfume to me. At least, how I imagine perfume would taste, being as I don't tend to drink perfume.

I've had a bottle of the one, gin, not perfume, that comes in the blue bottle here for years and haven't opened it."

Hendricks omg it's lovely

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"would you still feed me gin?

Yep

Okay, I'll admit, I'm a tart and very easily swayed: nude and blindfolded it is then.

I'm not looking

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My saveloy just became a banana"

Just get on with it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Gin tastes a bit like perfume to me. At least, how I imagine perfume would taste, being as I don't tend to drink perfume.

I've had a bottle of the one, gin, not perfume, that comes in the blue bottle here for years and haven't opened it.

Hendricks omg it's lovely

I'll have to find some suitable mixers and try it.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Gin tastes a bit like perfume to me. At least, how I imagine perfume would taste, being as I don't tend to drink perfume.

I've had a bottle of the one, gin, not perfume, that comes in the blue bottle here for years and haven't opened it.

Hendricks omg it's lovely

I'll have to find some suitable mixers and try it."

Tonic water and a slice of cucumber

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Ha ha. Funny. I'm on the Bombay Sapphire with tonic, ice and a squeeze of lemon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin tastes a bit like perfume to me. At least, how I imagine perfume would taste, being as I don't tend to drink perfume.

I've had a bottle of the one, gin, not perfume, that comes in the blue bottle here for years and haven't opened it.

Hendricks omg it's lovely

Isn't the blue bottle Bombay Sapphire? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin tastes a bit like perfume to me. At least, how I imagine perfume would taste, being as I don't tend to drink perfume.

I've had a bottle of the one, gin, not perfume, that comes in the blue bottle here for years and haven't opened it.

Hendricks omg it's lovely

Isn't the blue bottle Bombay Sapphire? x"

There a few that come in blue, but bombay is the most common

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Gin tastes a bit like perfume to me. At least, how I imagine perfume would taste, being as I don't tend to drink perfume.

I've had a bottle of the one, gin, not perfume, that comes in the blue bottle here for years and haven't opened it.

Hendricks omg it's lovely

Isn't the blue bottle Bombay Sapphire? x"

Hendricks is dark blue if I remember correctly. Bombay Sapphire is lighter.

I meant Hendricks but now you mention it, I think I have some Bombay Sapphire too.

For someone who rarely drinks, my drinks cupboard is rather full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For someone who rarely drinks, my drinks cupboard is rather full."
...It's full because you rarely drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it time for pin the tail on the .....

More cocktails anyone ...

I have a sassy and sexy cocktail ready ...

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin tastes a bit like perfume to me. At least, how I imagine perfume would taste, being as I don't tend to drink perfume.

I've had a bottle of the one, gin, not perfume, that comes in the blue bottle here for years and haven't opened it.

Hendricks omg it's lovely

Isn't the blue bottle Bombay Sapphire? x

Hendricks is dark blue if I remember correctly. Bombay Sapphire is lighter.

I meant Hendricks but now you mention it, I think I have some Bombay Sapphire too.

For someone who rarely drinks, my drinks cupboard is rather full."

I can help you with that!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Handy for when you have guests round.

For a party, I mean.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"For someone who rarely drinks, my drinks cupboard is rather full....It's full because you rarely drink! "

Yep.

I occasionally get things in for Christmas or people bring them round or whatever and I never drink any of it.

Off the top of my head I have vodka, gin, Bacardi, tequila, Cointreau, Amaretto, Tia Maria, Malibu, Archers, Sourz toffee apple, sloe gin, dozens of cocktail ingredients like creme de cassis, triple sec, creme de menthe...

There's more than one bottle of some of those too.

I also have 3 different colours of After Shock. All of which are undrinkable and should probably be used for cleaning drains.

That's just what I can remember, (and excluding wine). I'm sure there's more.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My sister and her husband made their own gin on portobello road £100 each for the night but omg the gin is amazing

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My sister and her husband made their own gin on portobello road £100 each for the night but omg the gin is amazing

not

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over a year ago

"For someone who rarely drinks, my drinks cupboard is rather full....It's full because you rarely drink!

Yep.

I occasionally get things in for Christmas or people bring them round or whatever and I never drink any of it.

There's more than one bottle of some of those too.

I also have 3 different colours of After Shock. All of which are undrinkable and should probably be used for cleaning drains.

That's just what I can remember, (and excluding wine). I'm sure there's more."

You have rum? From those, I could whip up a long island ice tea if you do!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

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"Gin tastes a bit like perfume to me. At least, how I imagine perfume would taste, being as I don't tend to drink perfume.

I've had a bottle of the one, gin, not perfume, that comes in the blue bottle here for years and haven't opened it.

Hendricks omg it's lovely

I'll have to find some suitable mixers and try it.

Tonic water and a slice of cucumber

And a double measure of Juniper Green. Delicious

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"For someone who rarely drinks, my drinks cupboard is rather full....It's full because you rarely drink!

Yep.

I occasionally get things in for Christmas or people bring them round or whatever and I never drink any of it.

There's more than one bottle of some of those too.

I also have 3 different colours of After Shock. All of which are undrinkable and should probably be used for cleaning drains.

That's just what I can remember, (and excluding wine). I'm sure there's more.

You have rum? From those, I could whip up a long island ice tea if you do! "

My favourite cocktail

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"For someone who rarely drinks, my drinks cupboard is rather full....It's full because you rarely drink!

Yep.

I occasionally get things in for Christmas or people bring them round or whatever and I never drink any of it.

There's more than one bottle of some of those too.

I also have 3 different colours of After Shock. All of which are undrinkable and should probably be used for cleaning drains.

That's just what I can remember, (and excluding wine). I'm sure there's more.

You have rum? From those, I could whip up a long island ice tea if you do! "

I think so. I occasionally put rum in my coffee though, so I may have less of that than most other things.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I like Moscow Mules and margaritas.

At Christmas I also found I like honey JD and lemonade but it's not worth me buying a bottle to have one or two every few months.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I forgot Baileys. I've got at least two flavours of Baileys.

And Grand Marnier.

Anyone would think I'm an alchofrollic!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Has the sexy stuff started now that i am back

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over a year ago

"I like Moscow Mules and margaritas.

At Christmas I also found I like honey JD and lemonade but it's not worth me buying a bottle to have one or two every few months."

I love making a margarita. Bloody dangerous stuff though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disserano is a nice tipple

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I like Moscow Mules and margaritas.

At Christmas I also found I like honey JD and lemonade but it's not worth me buying a bottle to have one or two every few months.

I love making a margarita. Bloody dangerous stuff though. "

I hereby invite you over to make margaritas for me. I never really got the hang of it.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Mojitos for me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Has the sexy stuff started now that i am back "

Yep my flange is out

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over a year ago

"I like Moscow Mules and margaritas.

At Christmas I also found I like honey JD and lemonade but it's not worth me buying a bottle to have one or two every few months.

I love making a margarita. Bloody dangerous stuff though.

I hereby invite you over to make margaritas for me. I never really got the hang of it."

Add more tequila

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I like Moscow Mules and margaritas.

At Christmas I also found I like honey JD and lemonade but it's not worth me buying a bottle to have one or two every few months.

I love making a margarita. Bloody dangerous stuff though.

I hereby invite you over to make margaritas for me. I never really got the hang of it.

Add more tequila

I suppose that would be effective. If it wasn't working out right, I'd quite soon not care anyway.

It sounds like a plan.

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over a year ago

"I love making a margarita. Bloody dangerous stuff though.

I hereby invite you over to make margaritas for me. I never really got the hang of it.

Add more tequila

I suppose that would be effective. If it wasn't working out right, I'd quite soon not care anyway.

It sounds like a plan."

The trick for me is two things:

1-getting the amount of orange right. It needs to be there, but subtle. My best way is to scrunch a satsuma (or similar) into the cocktail shaker with the ice (lots), tequila (about a treble) and the juice of half a lime.

Shake to fuck.

Serve in a glass with absolutely loads of ice.

Start making the next as you drink, because it will be gone in seconds.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I love making a margarita. Bloody dangerous stuff though.

I hereby invite you over to make margaritas for me. I never really got the hang of it.

Add more tequila

I suppose that would be effective. If it wasn't working out right, I'd quite soon not care anyway.

It sounds like a plan.

The trick for me is two things:

Shake to fuck.

Serve in a glass with absolutely loads of ice.

Start making the next as you drink, because it will be gone in seconds. "

Thanks. I'll try to remember that next time I have a desire for a margaritafest.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Who's cleaning up?

Filthy animals..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's cleaning up?

Filthy animals.."

You- get your pinny on and pick your feather duster up!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm partied out

Enjoy yourselves

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