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"Oh I don't know if I can beat brownies and ice cream.. doughnuts maybe??" Ring donuts! | |||
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"Forget about the men..I am there " Haha plenty to go around | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table " Yep that would do very nicely. I'd be there like a shot. | |||
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"Breakfast !" I can do breakfast in bed | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Yep that would do very nicely. I'd be there like a shot. " Mmmmm yes please | |||
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"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!! " That's Colin | |||
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"Oh I don't know if I can beat brownies and ice cream.. doughnuts maybe?? Ring donuts! " Covered in chocolate | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table " Too sweet...needs savoury, bacon would be a good start | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Yep that would do very nicely. I'd be there like a shot. Mmmmm yes please Well I'll get on my way then. Before they get cold. " What's for dinner? | |||
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"She needs to be beautiful, intelligent,and have that sexy look in her eye. She must be able to accommodate and not require a social. Of and live around 10 - 15 miles away. Then I'd be tempted. " Aww I failed at the last hurdle | |||
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"I often wonder what I can use to tempt the men.....wiggle my bum maybe. ..or my home made strawberry cheese cake " OMG cheesecake | |||
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"Hey you know me a steak and a jd I'm anybodys " Or burnt pizza lol | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Yep that would do very nicely. I'd be there like a shot. Mmmmm yes please Well I'll get on my way then. Before they get cold. What's for dinner? " Dinner? I suggest many courses based entirely around you. Something to excite the tongue to start with. I'm sure the dessert will be quite spectacular. Moist, indulgent and full of sin. | |||
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"She needs to be beautiful, intelligent,and have that sexy look in her eye. She must be able to accommodate and not require a social. Of and live around 10 - 15 miles away. Then I'd be tempted. " Ahem....... | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Yep that would do very nicely. I'd be there like a shot. Mmmmm yes please Well I'll get on my way then. Before they get cold. What's for dinner? Dinner? I suggest many courses based entirely around you. Something to excite the tongue to start with. I'm sure the dessert will be quite spectacular. Moist, indulgent and full of sin. " You described me to a tee | |||
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"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!! That's Colin " Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Yep that would do very nicely. I'd be there like a shot. Mmmmm yes please Well I'll get on my way then. Before they get cold. What's for dinner? Dinner? I suggest many courses based entirely around you. Something to excite the tongue to start with. I'm sure the dessert will be quite spectacular. Moist, indulgent and full of sin. You described me to a tee " To be fair moist indulgent and full of sin is my ideal. | |||
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"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!! That's Colin Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx" True think someone human needs to take the crown | |||
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"Hey you know me a steak and a jd I'm anybodys " Ye you got me. I should have known playing hard to get wouldn't work | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table " Prefer something savoury. | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Prefer something savoury." Cheese on toast with hot sauce? | |||
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"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!! That's Colin Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx I'm a male chicken ! Well I often get called one. True think someone human needs to take the crown " | |||
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"They eat before a shag? " No no no. You should never eat less than one hour before a shag. You might get cramp and drown. That's right isn't it? | |||
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"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!! That's Colin Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx I'm a male chicken ! Well I often get called one. True think someone human needs to take the crown " I'm only 5'7".... I'll get on eBay and buy a chicken suit. I'll fit snuggly between those ! | |||
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"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!! That's Colin Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx I'm a male chicken ! Well I often get called one. True think someone human needs to take the crown I'm only 5'7".... I'll get on eBay and buy a chicken suit. I'll fit snuggly between those !" Yes you would | |||
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"Oh I don't know if I can beat brownies and ice cream.. doughnuts maybe?? Ring donuts! " Cream doughnuts and you're on | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Prefer something savoury. Cheese on toast with hot sauce? " I need more details. What type of bread? What type of cheese? It needs sexing up, think M&S advert. I don't want just any cheese on toast, I want Cheekychops cheese on toast. | |||
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"Damn the men, I want a brownie CC " You can have anything you want you are my favourite girl crush | |||
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"Damn the men, I want a brownie CC You can have anything you want you are my favourite girl crush " Ooooh, I'm stealing a snog too then. | |||
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"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!! That's Colin Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx I'm a male chicken ! Well I often get called one. True think someone human needs to take the crown I'm only 5'7".... I'll get on eBay and buy a chicken suit. I'll fit snuggly between those ! Yes you would " Any Victoria sponge ? | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table " Would like to lick some ice cream from your body!! | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Prefer something savoury. Cheese on toast with hot sauce? I need more details. What type of bread? What type of cheese? It needs sexing up, think M&S advert. I don't want just any cheese on toast, I want Cheekychops cheese on toast." We take a loaf of sourdough bread that _isscheekychops lovingly cuts and smothers with butter as she licks her lips....we then take a creamy cheddar that is sharp in taste but oozing in character we place it on the bread...stick it under the grill and bobs your uncle and funny your aunt we have beans on toast | |||
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"Damn the men, I want a brownie CC You can have anything you want you are my favourite girl crush Ooooh, I'm stealing a snog too then. " Go on then | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Prefer something savoury. Cheese on toast with hot sauce? I need more details. What type of bread? What type of cheese? It needs sexing up, think M&S advert. I don't want just any cheese on toast, I want Cheekychops cheese on toast. We take a loaf of sourdough bread that _isscheekychops lovingly cuts and smothers with butter as she licks her lips....we then take a creamy cheddar that is sharp in taste but oozing in character we place it on the bread...stick it under the grill and bobs your uncle and funny your aunt we have beans on toast " Really!! We could of avoided all this if you'd of just said from the start you had beans. Cheesy beans on toast is a winner. | |||
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"I need a connection, and no amount if bribery will get me into bed, but I wouldn't be offended if offered baked goods, just to keep my energy levels up you understand " I'm a tart .. Cake please | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Prefer something savoury. Cheese on toast with hot sauce? I need more details. What type of bread? What type of cheese? It needs sexing up, think M&S advert. I don't want just any cheese on toast, I want Cheekychops cheese on toast. We take a loaf of sourdough bread that _isscheekychops lovingly cuts and smothers with butter as she licks her lips....we then take a creamy cheddar that is sharp in taste but oozing in character we place it on the bread...stick it under the grill and bobs your uncle and funny your aunt we have beans on toast Really!! We could of avoided all this if you'd of just said from the start you had beans. Cheesy beans on toast is a winner." You can have cheesy beans | |||
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"I often wonder what I can use to tempt the men.....wiggle my bum maybe. ..or my home made strawberry cheese cake OMG cheesecake " I know yummy | |||
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"Im adding trifle cream over my boobs, custard trailing down my middle to the jelly " Ha. Avoid the 100s and 1000s they get everywhere. | |||
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"Who mentioned cheesecake???......... It's the future " it was either cheese cake or I wiggle my bum.....cheese cake is winning | |||
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"I really fancy someone coking me dinner now " Light and tasty or deep and hearty? | |||
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"Who mentioned cheesecake???......... It's the future it was either cheese cake or I wiggle my bum.....cheese cake is winning " It's close tho | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Prefer something savoury. Cheese on toast with hot sauce? I need more details. What type of bread? What type of cheese? It needs sexing up, think M&S advert. I don't want just any cheese on toast, I want Cheekychops cheese on toast. We take a loaf of sourdough bread that _isscheekychops lovingly cuts and smothers with butter as she licks her lips....we then take a creamy cheddar that is sharp in taste but oozing in character we place it on the bread...stick it under the grill and bobs your uncle and funny your aunt we have beans on toast Really!! We could of avoided all this if you'd of just said from the start you had beans. Cheesy beans on toast is a winner. You can have cheesy beans " You can have me anytime.... | |||
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"I really fancy someone coking me dinner now Light and tasty or deep and hearty?" Light and tasty | |||
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"I really fancy someone coking me dinner now Light and tasty or deep and hearty? Light and tasty " Splendid choice Madame. Chef will prepare. Wise to go light if you have an evening of vigorous activity ahead. | |||
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"Who mentioned cheesecake???......... It's the future it was either cheese cake or I wiggle my bum.....cheese cake is winning " id like the bum wiggle please | |||
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"Who mentioned cheesecake???......... It's the future it was either cheese cake or I wiggle my bum.....cheese cake is winning " Can I be greedy and eat the cheese cake and watch you wiggle your bum as you cut yourself a slice please x | |||
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"I really fancy someone coking me dinner now Light and tasty or deep and hearty? Light and tasty Splendid choice Madame. Chef will prepare. Wise to go light if you have an evening of vigorous activity ahead. " Oh yes indeed | |||
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"Who mentioned cheesecake???......... It's the future it was either cheese cake or I wiggle my bum.....cheese cake is winning Can I be greedy and eat the cheese cake and watch you wiggle your bum as you cut yourself a slice please x" id rather watch special k eat it | |||
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"Who mentioned cheesecake???......... It's the future it was either cheese cake or I wiggle my bum.....cheese cake is winning id like the bum wiggle please " wiggle wiggle | |||
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"Who mentioned cheesecake???......... It's the future it was either cheese cake or I wiggle my bum.....cheese cake is winning Can I be greedy and eat the cheese cake and watch you wiggle your bum as you cut yourself a slice please x" make sure you stand behind to see then | |||
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"Who mentioned cheesecake???......... It's the future it was either cheese cake or I wiggle my bum.....cheese cake is winning Can I be greedy and eat the cheese cake and watch you wiggle your bum as you cut yourself a slice please xid rather watch special k eat it " what about the cheesecake | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table " Do we have to eat off the table | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table " Forget the food. You'll do beautifully | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Forget the food. You'll do beautifully " Aww thanks | |||
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"Cakes, breakfasts..? whatever happened to a cheeky grin and a naughty twinkle in the eyes..? New women eh.. " | |||
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"Put your baps on the table " There's alway's one that lowers the tone | |||
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"Waffles! " What blue waffle? | |||
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"How about a bit of flange to munch on? " Munch, lick, nibble, tongue, savour, tease. Hmmm yes please. | |||
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"I don't want a shag, I just want the cake " Donuts and a bj | |||
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"Grrrr now I have the horn Excellent" It really isn't | |||
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"Grrrr now I have the horn Excellent It really isn't " I'd be on the way to Blackpool if I were you | |||
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"Grrrr now I have the horn Excellent It really isn't I'd be on the way to Blackpool if I were you " Too cold this time of year | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table " Well Jeez, I'd Fuck you for them! Have you seen my cock? | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Well Jeez, I'd Fuck you for them! Have you seen my cock? " You turned into a man? | |||
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"Grrrr now I have the horn Excellent It really isn't I'd be on the way to Blackpool if I were you Too cold this time of year " I'm sure shared bodily warmth would deal with that issue. | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Well Jeez, I'd Fuck you for them! Have you seen my cock? " Put that salami away, what do you think my arse is a money box? | |||
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"Cakes, breakfasts..? whatever happened to a cheeky grin and a naughty twinkle in the eyes..? New women eh.. " what was the cake again..? | |||
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"I often wonder what I can use to tempt the men.....wiggle my bum maybe. ..or my home made strawberry cheese cake " I love cheese cakes... All varieties welcome! | |||
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"Breakfast ! I can do breakfast in bed " I would have you for breakfast anytime | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Forget the food. You'll do beautifully Aww thanks " And liking your new profile pic too btw! | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Forget the food. You'll do beautifully Aww thanks And liking your new profile pic too btw! " Thank you | |||
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"Cakes, breakfasts..? whatever happened to a cheeky grin and a naughty twinkle in the eyes..? New women eh.. what was the cake again..? " Brownies it's lunchtime now | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table " Damn girl, they sound heavenly, do i get more brownies and icecream if i shag you more than once?? because i want the full tray lol. | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Damn girl, they sound heavenly, do i get more brownies and icecream if i shag you more than once?? because i want the full tray lol." I domt want your sperm though | |||
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"Grrrr now I have the horn " I will take that offer and run | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table Damn girl, they sound heavenly, do i get more brownies and icecream if i shag you more than once?? because i want the full tray lol. I domt want your sperm though " that is always optional lol | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table " Sour cream and Chive Pringles and we will talk. | |||
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"I'll bring a man for you - do your worst to him and I'll watch whilst munching brownies " Do you want ice cream with that | |||
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"Who mentioned cheesecake???......... It's the future it was either cheese cake or I wiggle my bum.....cheese cake is winning " Wiggle your bum , covered in cheesecake ... its a win/win | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table " You wouldn't need to bribe me into bed, but I'll happily accept the brownies and ice cream as a welcome bonus! | |||
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"I often wonder what I can use to tempt the men.....wiggle my bum maybe. ..or my home made strawberry cheese cake " could you balance a slice of that cheesecake on that delicious bum of yours | |||
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"I'll bring a man for you - do your worst to him and I'll watch whilst munching brownies Do you want ice cream with that " I think I'd have to sample it - rude not to! | |||
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table " No because they won't be as good as my brownies. | |||
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"I often wonder what I can use to tempt the men.....wiggle my bum maybe. ..or my home made strawberry cheese cake " you win | |||
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