FabSwingers.com forum: will bacon help

By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got eggs

I've got bacon

I've got a bad headache

Should I leave the above alone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon always helps. Do it.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Bacon will help....bacon cures everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water...lots of water!

You're probably dehydrated, your brain has shrunk and is pulling on the tendons.

Salty swine really won't help your head ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try it ... Be the man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Avoid coffee though. I'm a veggie but still drowl like my St Bernard at the smell of a bacon buttie !

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By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm on my first tea ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Clem when you need him?....I'm gonna have to say it....rub some bacon on it!

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By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

Contemplating coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm nothing nicer than a bacon sandwich .feel hungry now I want one .

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Whatever the question, bacon is the answer.

You might want a large cuppa with that though. Rehydrate while you enjoy the food of the gods.

*Him*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got eggs

I've got bacon

I've got a bad headache

Should I leave the above alone?

If it's a hangover go for it...

Bacon always helps in that situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea is the way forward.

Tea solves everything.

Tea has magical powers.

(don't get technical about caffeine bad/ water good, dehydration etc - it actually is magic)

Hmmmm, can someone bring me a tea please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get the god damn bacon in the pan

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Just get the god damn bacon in the pan

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have done my ladies demanded bacon butties for breakfast

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Water...lots of water!

You're probably dehydrated, your brain has shrunk and is pulling on the tendons.

Salty swine really won't help your head ache "

This post couldn't be more inaccurate if it tried!!

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Always bacon

And tea

Why is no bacon tea?

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

Bacon, always bacon, ask any question and it can always be answered with bacon. So yes, have the bacon. Bacon is good, unless you don't like bacon. I like bacon.

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By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

OK bacon it is then... If I don't feel any better I'm blaming you lot

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

"OK bacon it is then... If I don't feel any better I'm blaming you lot

That's fine but don't blame the bacon!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Bacon, always bacon, ask any question and it can always be answered with bacon. So yes, have the bacon. Bacon is good, unless you don't like bacon. I like bacon. "
but bacon Is to busy doing his mobile phone adverts

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Some times the magic of bacon can take some time to work. But it will always work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water...lots of water!

You're probably dehydrated, your brain has shrunk and is pulling on the tendons.

Salty swine really won't help your head ache

This post couldn't be more inaccurate if it tried!!

I'm not sure inaccurate is the right word. Medically speaking bacon really isn't going to cure a head ache.

I can also see from this thread, that I must be the only person who doesn't eat pork!!

It's ok though, I hope you all enjoy your sandwiches, baps, butties and rolls. Or what ever you call them in your respective areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry now.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Water...lots of water!

You're probably dehydrated, your brain has shrunk and is pulling on the tendons.

Salty swine really won't help your head ache

This post couldn't be more inaccurate if it tried!!

I'm not sure inaccurate is the right word. Medically speaking bacon really isn't going to cure a head ache.

I can also see from this thread, that I must be the only person who doesn't eat pork!!

It's ok though, I hope you all enjoy your sandwiches, baps, butties and rolls. Or what ever you call them in your respective areas "

Pure water will not hydrate you quickly. Hangovers are an imbalance in electrolytes and salts in your body. That is why sports drinks are not just water. They contain salts to help the osmosis effect and get the water back into your system quicker. In fact a drink of weak squash with a pinch of salt in will hydrate you quicker than a valid of water.

I'm also pretty sure your brain doesn't have tendons.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

We are having bacon,sausage and egg sandwich with brow sauce and tea

I'm so British lol

Mrs

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bacon is always the answer

Who cares what the question is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap the bacon round your knob then crack an egg on it and jump in the oven gas mark 6 for 10 mins and hangover will be your least problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it- with lots of tea and a couple of paracetamol for the headache- or orange juice- jobs a goodun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap the bacon round your knob then crack an egg on it and jump in the oven gas mark 6 for 10 mins and hangover will be your least problem

Lune!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've got eggs

I've got bacon

I've got a bad headache

Should I leave the above alone?

Yeah, go for it but make sure you drink plenty of fluids too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water...lots of water!

You're probably dehydrated, your brain has shrunk and is pulling on the tendons.

Salty swine really won't help your head ache

This post couldn't be more inaccurate if it tried!!

I'm not sure inaccurate is the right word. Medically speaking bacon really isn't going to cure a head ache.

I can also see from this thread, that I must be the only person who doesn't eat pork!!

It's ok though, I hope you all enjoy your sandwiches, baps, butties and rolls. Or what ever you call them in your respective areas

I'm also pretty sure your brain doesn't have tendons. "

I never said it would rehydrate him quickly?

There was no mention of a hang over?

Yes people are doing studies on salt and sugar water, but whatever, I wasn't looking for an argument with you over the benefits of water with added extras or not.

As ive never eaten bacon I suppose ive no idea about how it makes you feels after eating at.

Hope you have a fun day

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By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

The second tea seems to be a ccure .. Bacon sizzling ATM

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Water...lots of water!

You're probably dehydrated, your brain has shrunk and is pulling on the tendons.

Salty swine really won't help your head ache

This post couldn't be more inaccurate if it tried!!

I'm not sure inaccurate is the right word. Medically speaking bacon really isn't going to cure a head ache.

I can also see from this thread, that I must be the only person who doesn't eat pork!!

It's ok though, I hope you all enjoy your sandwiches, baps, butties and rolls. Or what ever you call them in your respective areas

I'm also pretty sure your brain doesn't have tendons. "

I believe you are correct and the brain does not have tendons.

It is true, though, that dehydration headaches are caused (in part) by the brain shrinking and triggering the feeling of pain as it pulls away inside the skull. So, the post could have been more inaccurate with some effort

Besides, it's well known that bacon and greasy fry-ups are good for hangovers. Bacon cures everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon makes everything better

enjoy !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the sound of sizzling bacon..you swine..I've had mi cornflakes.

I vote.. neck it.

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By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

So .. Will thick hot buttered toast help too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are having bacon,sausage and egg sandwich with brow sauce and tea

I'm so British lol

Mrs

add some mushrooms, black pudding, beans and tomatoes slap it on a plate then it turns into a perfect breakfast

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By *laskan lovers 1984Couple
over a year ago

West midlands

So hungry after reading this so off to the burger van it is then, sausage bacon egg and mushrooms mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next question should surely be....did bacon help?

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By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

"The next question should surely be....did bacon help?"
I think tea helped tbh .. The bacon slipped down a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red!

Violets are blue!

I think you're ..........

Did somebody say bacon?

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By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

Roses are red

My head was achin

I feel great now

All due to bacon

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By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

And six cups of tea

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Poems are hard

Bacon

(Him)

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