FabSwingers.com forum: lies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

now be honest lol whats the worst lie you have ever told

when i was 18 i met a 28 year old woman we told her parents i was 25 we got married and they didnt know my real age on our reception my mum told em i was only 18 they were gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah babes, that was amazing, yes you are the best Ive ever had"

Tell that one a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i tell everyone my tits are fake....but really i have just drawn a line underneath each one with a red pen....ssssh dont tell anyone i told yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must confess to you all that I have been guilty of frequently pretending to be a woman and then participating in lesbian orgies, and at the end when I tell them I am a man they are all completely shocked.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

What do you do with your dangler so they donno your a bloke???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I leave it at home of course.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Yours comes off? WOW like football studs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly your arse don't look big in that !!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Honestly your arse don't look big in that !!

Who's arse? In what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought everybody's does ? doesn't yours ? How do you reload it then ?

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

once told a girl "Don't worry i'm sterile, just like my father" she even belived me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"once told a girl "Don't worry i'm sterile, just like my father" she even belived me lol"

lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

now thats just plain naughty lol. How olds the nipper

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Once told a taxi driver i was skint and couldnt afford the fare so i owuldhavae to pay in kind.

One was to get a shag at the end of an evening if all else fails.....pmsl!!!

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