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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This morning I got up used the bathroom then took my dog for a walk.

When I got back I needed a wee but when I went to the bathroom my toilet seat was up! Like a man had used it.

No men in my house they are both away working.

I'm scared now there's a pervert in my loft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm very interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's not a joke it really was

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl


"It's not a joke it really was "
you might have a perv poltergeist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not a joke it really was "

Tell a male friend or relative and ask them to check your house for piece of mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not a joke it really was you might have a perv poltergeist "

Do ghosts use the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not a joke it really was

Tell a male friend or relative and ask them to check your house for piece of mind

"

I will thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First gets crossed you have a big dog. The dog may have started acting up if someone else was there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog used to lift the seat with his nose to drink from the loo. Any chance the dog got to the loo before you did?

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"This morning I got up used the bathroom then took my dog for a walk.

When I got back I needed a wee but when I went to the bathroom my toilet seat was up! Like a man had used it.

No men in my house they are both away working.

I'm scared now there's a pervert in my loft "

Spooky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dog used to lift the seat with his nose to drink from the loo. Any chance the dog got to the loo before you did?"

She could have I didn't think of that.

Thought I was going crazy

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We keep coming home to find one of our side gates open and have no idea how it happens. There's probably a logical explanation, there usually is to these things, could you have absent mindedly lifted the seat to clean it or to put something in the loo?

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Sorry but I really needed the Loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you didn't clean the toilet and forget? i know i forget about boring stuff i've done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry but I really needed the Loo."

You could have flushed it!!! Urghhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We keep coming home to find one of our side gates open and have no idea how it happens. There's probably a logical explanation, there usually is to these things, could you have absent mindedly lifted the seat to clean it or to put something in the loo?"

It was early morning so it's possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once came home to find about 30 or more dead flies all over te living room carpet to this day i cant explain

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"We keep coming home to find one of our side gates open and have no idea how it happens. There's probably a logical explanation, there usually is to these things, could you have absent mindedly lifted the seat to clean it or to put something in the loo?

It was early morning so it's possible "

Go with that as the explanation until something else happens .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once came home to find about 30 or more dead flies all over te living room carpet to this day i cant explain"

Omg like that film The Fly

Bzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We keep coming home to find one of our side gates open and have no idea how it happens. There's probably a logical explanation, there usually is to these things, could you have absent mindedly lifted the seat to clean it or to put something in the loo?

It was early morning so it's possible

Go with that as the explanation until something else happens . "

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I once came home to find about 30 or more dead flies all over te living room carpet to this day i cant explain"

eurgh! We stayed in a really spooky ancient cottage in Wales once, one of the upstairs doors was locked and had tape all round the outside, the key was in it so of course we unlocked it...a swarm of flies came out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha bit seriously WTF!

How and why did this happen

Any people who are fly experts please let me know....ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best moments to blame ghosts,is wen you're tired,stressed or d*unk

There's tendency you do things and forget wot u've done within a second.Mind you,if ghosts exist your departed enermies or haters in their ghost form,would av run your head blank with loads of games taking up your bra's and nickers Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha bit seriously WTF!

How and why did this happen

Any people who are fly experts please let me know....ta"

They was hiding behind the telly they waited for you to go out so they could spread their wings, you had sprayed yourself with Lynx before you went out and they chocked to death???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best moments to blame ghosts,is wen you're tired,stressed or d*unk

There's tendency you do things and forget wot u've done within a second.Mind you,if ghosts exist your departed enermies or haters in their ghost form,would av run your head blank with loads of games taking up your bra's and nickers Lol "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once came home to find about 30 or more dead flies all over te living room carpet to this day i cant explain

eurgh! We stayed in a really spooky ancient cottage in Wales once, one of the upstairs doors was locked and had tape all round the outside, the key was in it so of course we unlocked it...a swarm of flies came out "

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I once came home to find about 30 or more dead flies all over te living room carpet to this day i cant explain

eurgh! We stayed in a really spooky ancient cottage in Wales once, one of the upstairs doors was locked and had tape all round the outside, the key was in it so of course we unlocked it...a swarm of flies came out "

That was the place in which our daughter told us that a cat jumped on her bed each night and slept there (there wasn't a cat) and I was too frightened to use the bathroom for longer than a couple of minutes alone, Mr N used to have to sit with me while I had a bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once came home to find about 30 or more dead flies all over te living room carpet to this day i cant explain

eurgh! We stayed in a really spooky ancient cottage in Wales once, one of the upstairs doors was locked and had tape all round the outside, the key was in it so of course we unlocked it...a swarm of flies came out

That was the place in which our daughter told us that a cat jumped on her bed each night and slept there (there wasn't a cat) and I was too frightened to use the bathroom for longer than a couple of minutes alone, Mr N used to have to sit with me while I had a bath "

Ooh this is turning into a really spooky thread

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I once came home to find about 30 or more dead flies all over te living room carpet to this day i cant explain

eurgh! We stayed in a really spooky ancient cottage in Wales once, one of the upstairs doors was locked and had tape all round the outside, the key was in it so of course we unlocked it...a swarm of flies came out

That was the place in which our daughter told us that a cat jumped on her bed each night and slept there (there wasn't a cat) and I was too frightened to use the bathroom for longer than a couple of minutes alone, Mr N used to have to sit with me while I had a bath

Ooh this is turning into a really spooky thread "

I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation...I just haven't come up with it yet

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


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Tell a male friend or relative and ask them to check your house for piece of mind

"

Which piece of mind should they look for - has the op lost part of hers?

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