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My Cookie - get it off the person above.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a cookie. You can only get it off me or the next person by using a distraction.

I got it by flashing my boobs and the cookie owner didn't notice me grab it.

So how are you going to get the cookie?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nabbed it while you were too busy typing that.

*gobbles it down quickly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nabbed it while you were too busy typing that.

*gobbles it down quickly*"
theres no cookie....Lib has eaten it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here, I found another in my pocket.

*picks bits of fluff off of it*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here, I found another in my pocket.

*picks bits of fluff off of it*"

You didn't wank on it did you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here, I found another in my pocket.

*picks bits of fluff off of it*

You didn't wank on it did you ? "

no need to be fussy.

distracts by asking a complicated maths question (that i don't even know the answer to).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here, I found another in my pocket.

*picks bits of fluff off of it*

You didn't wank on it did you ?

no need to be fussy.

distracts by asking a complicated maths question (that i don't even know the answer to)."
gives correct answer to question leaving you stunned so I can pinch biscuit

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Here, I found another in my pocket.

*picks bits of fluff off of it*

You didn't wank on it did you ?

no need to be fussy.

distracts by asking a complicated maths question (that i don't even know the answer to).gives correct answer to question leaving you stunned so I can pinch biscuit "
. Reminds you this biscuit has been wanked on, which in turn leads you to drop the biscuit and I quickly pick it up

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm ill, I don't want a cookie

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Here, I found another in my pocket.

*picks bits of fluff off of it*

You didn't wank on it did you ?

no need to be fussy.

distracts by asking a complicated maths question (that i don't even know the answer to).gives correct answer to question leaving you stunned so I can pinch biscuit . Reminds you this biscuit has been wanked on, which in turn leads you to drop the biscuit and I quickly pick it up "
. Oh and I was telling a fib the biscuit wasn't really wanted on and as five second rule applys all is good with the biscuit

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Here, I found another in my pocket.

*picks bits of fluff off of it*

You didn't wank on it did you ?

no need to be fussy.

distracts by asking a complicated maths question (that i don't even know the answer to).gives correct answer to question leaving you stunned so I can pinch biscuit . Reminds you this biscuit has been wanked on, which in turn leads you to drop the biscuit and I quickly pick it up . Oh and I was telling a fib the biscuit wasn't really wanted on and as five second rule applys all is good with the biscuit "
wasn't really wanked on!!!!! Bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here, I found another in my pocket.

*picks bits of fluff off of it*

You didn't wank on it did you ?

no need to be fussy.

distracts by asking a complicated maths question (that i don't even know the answer to).gives correct answer to question leaving you stunned so I can pinch biscuit . Reminds you this biscuit has been wanked on, which in turn leads you to drop the biscuit and I quickly pick it up . Oh and I was telling a fib the biscuit wasn't really wanted on and as five second rule applys all is good with the biscuit wasn't really wanked on!!!!! Bloody phone "

You know lib didn't wash his hands this morning right?

Cookie back on the floor and picked up by me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here, I found another in my pocket.

*picks bits of fluff off of it*

You didn't wank on it did you ?

no need to be fussy.

distracts by asking a complicated maths question (that i don't even know the answer to).gives correct answer to question leaving you stunned so I can pinch biscuit . Reminds you this biscuit has been wanked on, which in turn leads you to drop the biscuit and I quickly pick it up . Oh and I was telling a fib the biscuit wasn't really wanted on and as five second rule applys all is good with the biscuit wasn't really wanked on!!!!! Bloody phone

You know lib didn't wash his hands this morning right?

Cookie back on the floor and picked up by me "
hands you some hand sanitizer and offers to hold cookie while you use it

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Here, I found another in my pocket.

*picks bits of fluff off of it*

You didn't wank on it did you ?

no need to be fussy.

distracts by asking a complicated maths question (that i don't even know the answer to).gives correct answer to question leaving you stunned so I can pinch biscuit . Reminds you this biscuit has been wanked on, which in turn leads you to drop the biscuit and I quickly pick it up . Oh and I was telling a fib the biscuit wasn't really wanted on and as five second rule applys all is good with the biscuit wasn't really wanked on!!!!! Bloody phone

You know lib didn't wash his hands this morning right?

Cookie back on the floor and picked up by me hands you some hand sanitizer and offers to hold cookie while you use it "
. Asks you to pass the cookie please whilst I check its clean for you, you are so distracted by my politeness you hand it over without thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brings in a range of new sex toys for you to look at. Whilst you're inspecting anal hooks, clamps and gimp masks, takes the cookie using my toes.

Sarah

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

What's that .... Over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brings in a range of new sex toys for you to look at. Whilst you're inspecting anal hooks, clamps and gimp masks, takes the cookie using my toes.

Sarah "

I click my hand cuffs onto your wrists while youre busy showing off the sex toys and slides cookie out from between your toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i send you cock pics and a message entitled horny.

you don't feel like eating the biscuit now and give it to me willingly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell you a very funny knock knock joke and whilst you're holding your sides I steal the cookie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tell you a very funny knock knock joke and whilst you're holding your sides I steal the cookie."

We've got that date at cereal killer...just leave the cookie there, it'll still be there when we get back

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I tell you a very funny knock knock joke and whilst you're holding your sides I steal the cookie.

We've got that date at cereal killer...just leave the cookie there, it'll still be there when we get back "
. Flashes breasts, your so distracted looking down by my knees for my nipples I steal and run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tell you a very funny knock knock joke and whilst you're holding your sides I steal the cookie.

We've got that date at cereal killer...just leave the cookie there, it'll still be there when we get back . Flashes breasts, your so distracted looking down by my knees for my nipples I steal and run"

hahaha wtf...

erm struggling to think of something now...

while i look stupid you stare and i nick the cookie.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I tell you a very funny knock knock joke and whilst you're holding your sides I steal the cookie.

We've got that date at cereal killer...just leave the cookie there, it'll still be there when we get back . Flashes breasts, your so distracted looking down by my knees for my nipples I steal and run

hahaha wtf...

erm struggling to think of something now...

while i look stupid you stare and i nick the cookie."
. I flash the breasts again, you and merryteaser are now both looking round my knees for my nipples and me and said cookie are a gonna

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I approach wearing a surgical mask holding a lubed up corn on the cob with a lit sparkler in the end of it and a pair of forceps. You grab the sparkler and pretend to write your name with it - whilst I hide the cookie in my mask.

Dr Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I approach wearing a surgical mask holding a lubed up corn on the cob with a lit sparkler in the end of it and a pair of forceps. You grab the sparkler and pretend to write your name with it - whilst I hide the cookie in my mask.

Dr Sarah "

I approach Dr Sarah with a tiny cut on my finger, as she sets about her examination I swipe the cookie and run.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I approach wearing a surgical mask holding a lubed up corn on the cob with a lit sparkler in the end of it and a pair of forceps. You grab the sparkler and pretend to write your name with it - whilst I hide the cookie in my mask.

Dr Sarah

I approach Dr Sarah with a tiny cut on my finger, as she sets about her examination I swipe the cookie and run."
. I have miss knitter arrested for telling fibs to a doctor and retrieve said cookie from mr policeman whom has seized it as evidence by fluttering my eyelashes at him

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"I approach wearing a surgical mask holding a lubed up corn on the cob with a lit sparkler in the end of it and a pair of forceps. You grab the sparkler and pretend to write your name with it - whilst I hide the cookie in my mask.

Dr Sarah

I approach Dr Sarah with a tiny cut on my finger, as she sets about her examination I swipe the cookie and run.. I have miss knitter arrested for telling fibs to a doctor and retrieve said cookie from mr policeman whom has seized it as evidence by fluttering my eyelashes at him "

Oh look a false eyelash has fallen "look at the size of that spider" as you scream/run/hide/kill spider I steal cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I approach wearing a surgical mask holding a lubed up corn on the cob with a lit sparkler in the end of it and a pair of forceps. You grab the sparkler and pretend to write your name with it - whilst I hide the cookie in my mask.

Dr Sarah

I approach Dr Sarah with a tiny cut on my finger, as she sets about her examination I swipe the cookie and run.. I have miss knitter arrested for telling fibs to a doctor and retrieve said cookie from mr policeman whom has seized it as evidence by fluttering my eyelashes at him

Oh look a false eyelash has fallen "look at the size of that spider" as you scream/run/hide/kill spider I steal cookie "

Is impervious to spiders- flashes lashes and pouts and bites lip and during the ensuing look away furiously blushing from Bob- gains cookie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Places a Starbucks latte on the table as an offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shook my ass and waggled my cock and took the biscuit.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"I shook my ass and waggled my cock and took the biscuit. "

Whilst putting his todger away , I made my move and took it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Made it rain £5 notes and took the cookie while everyone was trying to grab money

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I shook my ass and waggled my cock and took the biscuit. "
. Waggling the cock too hard made your cock fall off, as you scream in horror I laugh wickedly and grab the cookie and away I'm gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shook my ass and waggled my cock and took the biscuit. "

Until I engaged you in witty banter while my well trained parrot swooped down and took it from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shook my ass and waggled my cock and took the biscuit.

Until I engaged you in witty banter while my well trained parrot swooped down and took it from you "

I shot the parrot and prized the cookie from its warm dead beak!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I shook my ass and waggled my cock and took the biscuit.

Until I engaged you in witty banter while my well trained parrot swooped down and took it from you

I shot the parrot and prized the cookie from its warm dead beak! "
. The parrot wasn't as dead as you thought and as its rises from the ashes you faint and I toddle along and take the prized cookie from your hand

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

I nicked it when 5 guys were playing soggy biscuit.. they were too busy trying to make it soggy and didnt notice me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Places a Starbucks latte on the table as an offer."

Was it a caramel one?

Drinks the latte plus two more, places the cookie under one. Jumbles up the cups. Get my magic wand out and say Abracadabra. The cookie appeared behind an ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/03/16 19:50:03]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this taste of Rohypnol to you?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Stuff that I'm off to bake now.. Special cookies

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france


"Stuff that I'm off to bake now.. Special cookies "

So we're playing soggy biscuit with your "special" cookies later eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes a cue from the John West advert;

*points to the sky, "hey look an eagle"

Grabs cookie while everyone looks up and runs like hell......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes a cue from the John West advert;

*points to the sky, "hey look an eagle"

Grabs cookie while everyone looks up and runs like hell......"
sticks out stocking leg ready to trip you. Grabs cookie and flashes stocking tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes a cue from the John West advert;

*points to the sky, "hey look an eagle"

Grabs cookie while everyone looks up and runs like hell......sticks out stocking leg ready to trip you. Grabs cookie and flashes stocking tops "

Me and a division of sailors in dress white uniforms start singing "you've lost that loving feeling" takes cookie while kissing you at the end of the song.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Takes a cue from the John West advert;

*points to the sky, "hey look an eagle"

Grabs cookie while everyone looks up and runs like hell......sticks out stocking leg ready to trip you. Grabs cookie and flashes stocking tops

Me and a division of sailors in dress white uniforms start singing "you've lost that loving feeling" takes cookie while kissing you at the end of the song. "
sings there aint nothing like a dame with said sailors and nicks cookie while you are snogging special k

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Takes a cue from the John West advert;

*points to the sky, "hey look an eagle"

Grabs cookie while everyone looks up and runs like hell......sticks out stocking leg ready to trip you. Grabs cookie and flashes stocking tops

Me and a division of sailors in dress white uniforms start singing "you've lost that loving feeling" takes cookie while kissing you at the end of the song. sings there aint nothing like a dame with said sailors and nicks cookie while you are snogging special k "
. Trips you up whilst you are busy perving said snog and does a runner with delicious cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes a cue from the John West advert;

*points to the sky, "hey look an eagle"

Grabs cookie while everyone looks up and runs like hell......sticks out stocking leg ready to trip you. Grabs cookie and flashes stocking tops

Me and a division of sailors in dress white uniforms start singing "you've lost that loving feeling" takes cookie while kissing you at the end of the song. sings there aint nothing like a dame with said sailors and nicks cookie while you are snogging special k . Trips you up whilst you are busy perving said snog and does a runner with delicious cookie"

Grabs rifle: "hand over the cookie and hands where I can see them!"

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Takes a cue from the John West advert;

*points to the sky, "hey look an eagle"

Grabs cookie while everyone looks up and runs like hell......sticks out stocking leg ready to trip you. Grabs cookie and flashes stocking tops

Me and a division of sailors in dress white uniforms start singing "you've lost that loving feeling" takes cookie while kissing you at the end of the song. sings there aint nothing like a dame with said sailors and nicks cookie while you are snogging special k . Trips you up whilst you are busy perving said snog and does a runner with delicious cookie

Grabs rifle: "hand over the cookie and hands where I can see them!" "
. Is so turned on by you being so masterful that I immediately drop knickers, your shocked at such an act and away I go with said cookie

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Takes a cue from the John West advert;

*points to the sky, "hey look an eagle"

Grabs cookie while everyone looks up and runs like hell......sticks out stocking leg ready to trip you. Grabs cookie and flashes stocking tops

Me and a division of sailors in dress white uniforms start singing "you've lost that loving feeling" takes cookie while kissing you at the end of the song. sings there aint nothing like a dame with said sailors and nicks cookie while you are snogging special k . Trips you up whilst you are busy perving said snog and does a runner with delicious cookie

Grabs rifle: "hand over the cookie and hands where I can see them!" . Is so turned on by you being so masterful that I immediately drop knickers, your shocked at such an act and away I go with said cookie "
hello cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes a cue from the John West advert;

*points to the sky, "hey look an eagle"

Grabs cookie while everyone looks up and runs like hell......sticks out stocking leg ready to trip you. Grabs cookie and flashes stocking tops

Me and a division of sailors in dress white uniforms start singing "you've lost that loving feeling" takes cookie while kissing you at the end of the song. sings there aint nothing like a dame with said sailors and nicks cookie while you are snogging special k . Trips you up whilst you are busy perving said snog and does a runner with delicious cookie

Grabs rifle: "hand over the cookie and hands where I can see them!" . Is so turned on by you being so masterful that I immediately drop knickers, your shocked at such an act and away I go with said cookie hello cookie "
Wiggles bum as I walk passed causing you to stop and stare therefore releasing cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starts a firework show to rival NY Eve display. Whilst everyone Ohhh and Ahhhs I grab the cookie and leg it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starts a firework show to rival NY Eve display. Whilst everyone Ohhh and Ahhhs I grab the cookie and leg it."

I'd get my floggers out, I suspect that would work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my hands and knees looking for the cookie and you trip over me trying to get away so I jump up and grab the cookie and hide it down my top!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starts a firework show to rival NY Eve display. Whilst everyone Ohhh and Ahhhs I grab the cookie and leg it."

Is used to things that bang and awaits in ambush as you run by to pounce and get cookie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starts a firework show to rival NY Eve display. Whilst everyone Ohhh and Ahhhs I grab the cookie and leg it.

Is used to things that bang and awaits in ambush as you run by to pounce and get cookie. "

Equally well trained due to my extensive MI6 training. Kick your ass and move on with my prize cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starts a firework show to rival NY Eve display. Whilst everyone Ohhh and Ahhhs I grab the cookie and leg it.

Is used to things that bang and awaits in ambush as you run by to pounce and get cookie.

Equally well trained due to my extensive MI6 training. Kick your ass and move on with my prize cookie"

Did I tell you how pretty you are??

As you giggle and blush I pick pocket you, kiss you on the cheek and skip away merrily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opens up swingers club. Entry fee: one cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my Guardian Angel to open up his wings...

They aren't white and his armour is a long way from being shiny.

I'll leave you with nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by capturing your guardian angel and holding it to ransom for one cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last person to try that ended up disappearing in a downwards direction...

Did I forget to mention its not Amenadial?

It's his brother...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"by capturing your guardian angel and holding it to ransom for one cookie "

Shows you how an angel becomes fallen and the ensuing bedazzlement allows me to make off with said cookie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last person to try that ended up disappearing in a downwards direction...

Did I forget to mention its not Amenadial?

It's his brother..."

But i will have a cookie so it will be worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Logs onto eBay, purchases official looking outfit that comes with a badge saying Cookie Inspector. Requests all cookies are handed over for inspection.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Logs onto eBay, purchases official looking outfit that comes with a badge saying Cookie Inspector. Requests all cookies are handed over for inspection. "
. I have you arrested for impersonating an official cookie inspector and politely take the cookie whilst they cuff you, although am a little turned on at the idea of you in cuffs, but don't panic I have the cookie to distract ma from such thoughts

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Logs onto eBay, purchases official looking outfit that comes with a badge saying Cookie Inspector. Requests all cookies are handed over for inspection. . I have you arrested for impersonating an official cookie inspector and politely take the cookie whilst they cuff you, although am a little turned on at the idea of you in cuffs, but don't panic I have the cookie to distract ma from such thoughts "
. Distract me, bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes advantage of your being turned on by a person being cuffed by posing as being restrained and pulling a houdini on the cuffs and bolting off with the cookie whilst your having naughty thoughts of me in cuffs.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Takes advantage of your being turned on by a person being cuffed by posing as being restrained and pulling a houdini on the cuffs and bolting off with the cookie whilst your having naughty thoughts of me in cuffs. "
. Ohhh cunning plan, but it took you so long to come up with such a plan that whilst you were dolly day dreaming I still have the cookie and I'm heading off with it, byeeeeeeee

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Takes advantage of your being turned on by a person being cuffed by posing as being restrained and pulling a houdini on the cuffs and bolting off with the cookie whilst your having naughty thoughts of me in cuffs. . Ohhh cunning plan, but it took you so long to come up with such a plan that whilst you were dolly day dreaming I still have the cookie and I'm heading off with it, byeeeeeeee "
look ..a dragon ... Nyoink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh look Donald Trump, yoink... hits the ground running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall a certain Forumite used to have a Dragon....

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"I recall a certain Forumite used to have a Dragon...."

Arrive with camera, tripod, lights and some buddies. While they're testing her ability to scale the heights, I'm watching eating your cookie x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

C is for cookie.. That good enough for me ...

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By *istress Spank and SissyCouple
over a year ago

r

Holds out a chastity cage and threatens to lock up your cock if cookie is not handed over.....shock and awe set in giving me chance to run like hell haha x Mistress spank x

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Holds out a chastity cage and threatens to lock up your cock if cookie is not handed over.....shock and awe set in giving me chance to run like hell haha x Mistress spank x"
. Ah mistress spank, I show you my new diamond encrusted spanking paddle, you want it so badly you no problem swapping it for the beautiful cookie, pleasure doing business with you

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By *istress Spank and SissyCouple
over a year ago

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"Holds out a chastity cage and threatens to lock up your cock if cookie is not handed over.....shock and awe set in giving me chance to run like hell haha x Mistress spank x. Ah mistress spank, I show you my new diamond encrusted spanking paddle, you want it so badly you no problem swapping it for the beautiful cookie, pleasure doing business with you "

God nammit....hehe.......*pats lap* come here let me test my new paddle......uses paddle to knock the cookie outta your fingers and trys again to run away with it x mistress spank x

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Holds out a chastity cage and threatens to lock up your cock if cookie is not handed over.....shock and awe set in giving me chance to run like hell haha x Mistress spank x. Ah mistress spank, I show you my new diamond encrusted spanking paddle, you want it so badly you no problem swapping it for the beautiful cookie, pleasure doing business with you

God nammit....hehe.......*pats lap* come here let me test my new paddle......uses paddle to knock the cookie outta your fingers and trys again to run away with it x mistress spank x "
. You catch a glimpse of my spankble ass and stocking tops and well darn it you hand over the cookie just to have a spank, I toddle off waggling the ass and you wonder what just happened

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over a year ago


"Holds out a chastity cage and threatens to lock up your cock if cookie is not handed over.....shock and awe set in giving me chance to run like hell haha x Mistress spank x. Ah mistress spank, I show you my new diamond encrusted spanking paddle, you want it so badly you no problem swapping it for the beautiful cookie, pleasure doing business with you

God nammit....hehe.......*pats lap* come here let me test my new paddle......uses paddle to knock the cookie outta your fingers and trys again to run away with it x mistress spank x . You catch a glimpse of my spankble ass and stocking tops and well darn it you hand over the cookie just to have a spank, I toddle off waggling the ass and you wonder what just happened "

As you wiggle that wonderful bottom you topple on your heels straight into my arms. I set you right grab the cookie and run away.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Holds out a chastity cage and threatens to lock up your cock if cookie is not handed over.....shock and awe set in giving me chance to run like hell haha x Mistress spank x. Ah mistress spank, I show you my new diamond encrusted spanking paddle, you want it so badly you no problem swapping it for the beautiful cookie, pleasure doing business with you

God nammit....hehe.......*pats lap* come here let me test my new paddle......uses paddle to knock the cookie outta your fingers and trys again to run away with it x mistress spank x . You catch a glimpse of my spankble ass and stocking tops and well darn it you hand over the cookie just to have a spank, I toddle off waggling the ass and you wonder what just happened

As you wiggle that wonderful bottom you topple on your heels straight into my arms. I set you right grab the cookie and run away."
. As you run, you glimpse back and notice the heels I have toppled off are a pair of your favourite louboutin's I stole earlier, you race back to retrieve fave shoes, dropping said cookie, I am now in bare feet and can run faster that you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rock back up having found said Forumite's Dragon with Her trampling all over your posh fuck me pumps whilst turning all the rest into Crispy Duck.....

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I rock back up having found said Forumite's Dragon with Her trampling all over your posh fuck me pumps whilst turning all the rest into Crispy Duck....."
. Ah but said forumite wants her dragon back, so whilst you and her are having fisty cuffs over just whose dragon it is, I'm off with the amazing cookie, it will be mine, oh yes it will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swings in on a monkey vine and removes the cookie from your hands, and sticks it down the front of his boxers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dragon belongs to Him of the Dark wings fame...

The Darkness is coming to get you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not messing with him even for a cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and thus i win... well sort of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and thus i win... well sort of "

And whilst you navigate the 7 circles I nip in steal cookie and am off ickty split

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"and thus i win... well sort of

And whilst you navigate the 7 circles I nip in steal cookie and am off ickty split "
. Knitter quick I've got ice cream, ha knew you'd fall for it, see ya later, I run with the cookie as you enjoy every lick

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Practises my twerking, while they are still stunned by the bouncing flesh

Grabs cookie and walks away quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Practises my twerking, while they are still stunned by the bouncing flesh

Grabs cookie and walks away quickly.

"

You can twerk?!

Forgets cookie and adds to hotlist

Remembers cookie and asks you to show me again. "Let me assist you, Ill hold the cookie whilst you touch your toes"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You can twerk?!

Forgets cookie and adds to hotlist

Remembers cookie and asks you to show me again. "Let me assist you, Ill hold the cookie whilst you touch your toes" "

Is the cookie in your pocket? Put my hands in both your pockets? Fondles the cookie.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst Sarah is distracted by Merry and his fondly bits I rescue the cookie from his shirt pocket and am off cheering loudly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The air shudders with the flapping of wings....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drops cookie and fall to my knees. Still not brave enough to mess with this guy I'll wait for Sarah, Merry or Cmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drops cookie and fall to my knees. Still not brave enough to mess with this guy I'll wait for Sarah, Merry or Cmy "

Just where he likes you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet and wicked in da club. Snoop dog comes on. She gets all excited and says chilli come drop it like it's hot. Of course I oblige. I've just polished my leopard print dancing shoes, would be rude not to.

She drops it like it's hot (the aforementioned cookie) so I politely say allow me!!!!!

To which I pick up cookie and run like fuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk (I'm swearing because I don't do petty theft and am very nervous )

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impersonates a police office and arrests you for petty theft.. and whilst your cuffed, runs off with the cookie, this time keeping it in his mouth as he looks for somewhere too hide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulls rank as MI6 operative and confiscates the cookie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe you pulled the MI6 card knitter.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

As knitter and chilli scuffle over knitter pulling the MI6 card, I potter along quite innocently, I a nothing to see here, move along kind of manner and wait for said cookie to be dropped in the scuffle, oh and there it goes, Mmm, all mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn you Knitter , i guess you can't be beaten, jumps on the cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickles cmy so she drops the cookie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha too slow I grab the cookie before you and make a break for it. Surprisinly quick in my louboutin shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh at all your attempts at getting "My Cookie", she is sooo delicious. Only the perfect Bi Lady will get a taste

(Dreams)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh at all your attempts at getting "My Cookie", she is sooo delicious. Only the perfect Bi Lady will get a taste

(Dreams)"

One can dream

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I laugh at all your attempts at getting "My Cookie", she is sooo delicious. Only the perfect Bi Lady will get a taste

(Dreams)

One can dream "
. And whilst you are all dreaming I swoop in and I'm off again with the delicious cookie, will you never learn, you gotta be on your toes peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh at all your attempts at getting "My Cookie", she is sooo delicious. Only the perfect Bi Lady will get a taste

(Dreams)

One can dream . And whilst you are all dreaming I swoop in and I'm off again with the delicious cookie, will you never learn, you gotta be on your toes peeps "

God Damn it!!!! I'm now shaking my chubby cookie wanting fist at you. And whilst my right fist is shaking at you, my left one comes up and swipes said cookie out of your mitt before you have time to say "chilli don't come round here again "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Points .357 magnum at chicken, takes cookie, bites calmly into it and says your move punk.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I laugh at all your attempts at getting "My Cookie", she is sooo delicious. Only the perfect Bi Lady will get a taste

(Dreams)

One can dream . And whilst you are all dreaming I swoop in and I'm off again with the delicious cookie, will you never learn, you gotta be on your toes peeps

God Damn it!!!! I'm now shaking my chubby cookie wanting fist at you. And whilst my right fist is shaking at you, my left one comes up and swipes said cookie out of your mitt before you have time to say "chilli don't come round here again " "
. Damn you sexy lady and your fist shaking, by the way did I show you my ass earlier, nope, why come take a peek, you know you want too, as you gasp at how fookin huge it is, this ass is legging it with the cookie, ya did it again, easily distracted, concentrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry what did you say I was distracted by your juicy ass !!!!!!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Sorry what did you say I was distracted by your juicy ass !!!!!! "
. Distracted by the idea of it being juicy, gasping and shocked at how huge it is, enough for me to have that cookie, keep up chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm soooooo distracted I forgot what I was trying to knick however I have just been and baked freshly baked cookies. Have them on a tray, thrown the tray up in the air and as you and your greedy mitts try and scramble for the pile of new cookies I grab your mouldy old one and run for the hills my friend. With the memory of your juicy ass imprinted in my brain mwahahahahahaha

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Well I'm soooooo distracted I forgot what I was trying to knick however I have just been and baked freshly baked cookies. Have them on a tray, thrown the tray up in the air and as you and your greedy mitts try and scramble for the pile of new cookies I grab your mouldy old one and run for the hills my friend. With the memory of your juicy ass imprinted in my brain mwahahahahahaha "
. Hills, did you say hills, ooh I like hills, how many times can someone say hills in one sentence, whilst your counting how many times I said hills, I pop off with mouldy cookie, and your left wondering what actually just happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf !!!!!! Where'd it go !!!!! Shit she's good

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Wtf !!!!!! Where'd it go !!!!! Shit she's good "
. Come and get it back, you know you want too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst your busy flirting, sneaks off with the cookie and starts nibbling it, mmm tasty cookie.

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over a year ago


"Wtf !!!!!! Where'd it go !!!!! Shit she's good . Come and get it back, you know you want too "

Offer to paint cmy's nails blue for her. She agrees sets down the cookie on the table while looking into my medusa eyes ...........I nab cookie and stuff it in my gob...............as I've not eaten for hours fighting over this feckin cookie

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Whilst your busy flirting, sneaks off with the cookie and starts nibbling it, mmm tasty cookie."
. Hey, quit nibbling my cookie, bops you on the end of the nose, whilst your nursing sore nose, I make a quick exit, ( wouldn't normally resort to violence, but had this cookie too long to let any Tom, dick or Harry start nibbling it)

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Wtf !!!!!! Where'd it go !!!!! Shit she's good . Come and get it back, you know you want too

Offer to paint cmy's nails blue for her. She agrees sets down the cookie on the table while looking into my medusa eyes ...........I nab cookie and stuff it in my gob...............as I've not eaten for hours fighting over this feckin cookie "
. As much as I love those medusa eyes, did you not see sperm donor get a bop on the nose for nibbling said cookie, now on your way lady and leave the cookie on the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it first... no wait who the hell started this farce?? Why don't i just by a pack of cookies.. but this one must be the best cookie ever as every body wants it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubs his sore nose ... thats it i am taking my cookie and going home.. wraps it tightly in his arms and trundles off whilst protecting it and sobbing.

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over a year ago


"I had it first... no wait who the hell started this farce?? Why don't i just by a pack of cookies.. but this one must be the best cookie ever as every body wants it."

I had it first !!!!! Il see you a pack and raise you a box!!!!!!! Failing that il distract cmy whilst you grab that ass of hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilli43 your on fire! I throw a cold bucket of water over you n save your life. Your so grateful you give me your cookie

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over a year ago


"I had it first... no wait who the hell started this farce?? Why don't i just by a pack of cookies.. but this one must be the best cookie ever as every body wants it.

I had it first !!!!! Il see you a pack and raise you a box!!!!!!! Failing that il distract cmy whilst you grab that ass of hers "

I will take that offer, cmy's ass is definitely worth a grab hehe.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I had it first... no wait who the hell started this farce?? Why don't i just by a pack of cookies.. but this one must be the best cookie ever as every body wants it.

I had it first !!!!! Il see you a pack and raise you a box!!!!!!! Failing that il distract cmy whilst you grab that ass of hers "
. Hey you two, it'll take more than a grab of my ass, I've had this cookie for what seem like a bloody eternity, I've shed blood, sweat and tears, you may take my cookie but you'll never take my freedom, oh sorry did I just distract you with a speech from braveheart, anyway where was I, oh yeah , doing a runner with MY cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chilli43 your on fire! I throw a cold bucket of water over you n save your life. Your so grateful you give me your cookie "

Someone rang the fire brigade. I arrive with 6 hunky firemen in uniform. One of them puts you over his shoulder, whilst you're pretending to not enjoy it. I nab the cookie and stick the cookie in the fireman's hose.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP help me out here these lot are just taking liberties !!!!!! As chilli winges to OP and gets you lot in trouble for threatening behaviour. She swiftly grabs all cookies and eats them all. Waddling away as her ass got so gargantuan with all the cookies !!!! Now built for comfort not speed !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decides too share his cookies too stop the fighting.. and whilst everybody is getting free ones, he runs off with the original.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"OP help me out here these lot are just taking liberties !!!!!! As chilli winges to OP and gets you lot in trouble for threatening behaviour. She swiftly grabs all cookies and eats them all. Waddling away as her ass got so gargantuan with all the cookies !!!! Now built for comfort not speed !!!!! "
. Ah but you missed the most important cookie, one of the hunky fireman was hiding it for me, he offers me and my mate chilli a lift, I accept graciously but explain my mate chilli won't get her ass on the fire engine after eating packets of cheap imitation cookies whilst trying to get the best cookie, and off we travel, Mmm cookie and hunky fireman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As chilli rolls on floor laughing with cmy pussys pathetic attempt to steal cookie. Firemen ditch cmy to save a damsel , taking the cookie off her as they see she needs a sugar fix . Chilli then charms fireman with her huge boobs thus weakening fireman who drop cookie . She picks it up and passes it onto OP who passes it on to sperm donor mwahahahahahaha

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"As chilli rolls on floor laughing with cmy pussys pathetic attempt to steal cookie. Firemen ditch cmy to save a damsel , taking the cookie off her as they see she needs a sugar fix . Chilli then charms fireman with her huge boobs thus weakening fireman who drop cookie . She picks it up and passes it onto OP who passes it on to sperm donor mwahahahahahaha "
. Cmy sees all this charming going on and realises she needs in on it, so takes herself off to charm school, returns several posts later and charms the pants off sperm donor, charms the knickers off op and chilli, then charms the birds from the trees to sneakily steal said cookie and return it to its rightful owner ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn you cmy.. finds his pants again before chasing after her shouting come back with my cookie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meets chilli after being passed the cookie and splits it down the middle, we are in cahoots!!! harder too chase two cookies than one.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"damn you cmy.. finds his pants again before chasing after her shouting come back with my cookie."
too slow, run forest run, I'm like Zola budd me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol so you want my cookie, what about chilli's :P look she is shaking her arse.

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over a year ago


"As chilli rolls on floor laughing with cmy pussys pathetic attempt to steal cookie. Firemen ditch cmy to save a damsel , taking the cookie off her as they see she needs a sugar fix . Chilli then charms fireman with her huge boobs thus weakening fireman who drop cookie . She picks it up and passes it onto OP who passes it on to sperm donor mwahahahahahaha . Cmy sees all this charming going on and realises she needs in on it, so takes herself off to charm school, returns several posts later and charms the pants off sperm donor, charms the knickers off op and chilli, then charms the birds from the trees to sneakily steal said cookie and return it to its rightful owner ME "

Right let's take this girl down now. !!!!! As chilli plots cmy's demise. OP sneaks in from behind the trees whistling like a starling and nabs cookie. Sperm donor and other posters grab cmy tie her up and gags her so she can't charm anyone with that fabulous wit and stunning figure !!!!! Chubby fist shaking

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Meets chilli after being passed the cookie and splits it down the middle, we are in cahoots!!! harder too chase two cookies than one."
. Ooh cunning, obviously cmy catches sperm donor, ties him up and decides she will deal with him later, that's one half, now chilli where are you, chilli, chilli, it's only me, don't be afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meets chilli after being passed the cookie and splits it down the middle, we are in cahoots!!! harder too chase two cookies than one.. Ooh cunning, obviously cmy catches sperm donor, ties him up and decides she will deal with him later, that's one half, now chilli where are you, chilli, chilli, it's only me, don't be afraid "

Right pssssst cmy. Sperm donor is trying to get me to go to the dark side. I'm not falling for it. Says we should take you down. I'm with you girl. Let's join forces with OP and take this bad boy down xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your too late Cmy, chilli beat you too it :p you have been ganged up on :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh no... i have been betrayed!!! "little bead of sweat leaves his brow", you can't handle me.. sticks his half cookie in a box and sticks it in his pants and swallows the key.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Ooh look at you all, running scared, joining forces then selling each other out, turncoats the lot of ya, this cookie is mine, all mine, you may Chase me too the hills, you may tie me up( please ) and gag me, you may gangbang, I mean gang up on me but you'll never catch me, never, give it up before it's too late, mmmm my cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Right pssssst cmy. Sperm donor is trying to get me to go to the dark side. I'm not falling for it. Says we should take you down. I'm with you girl. Let's join forces with OP and take this bad boy down xx"

I think we need a sword now to get the key out. Anyone have a pork sword we can borrow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh no now your all turning on me ... your not getting in my box.. offers everybody an inferrior cookie with a fake sneaky smile.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

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"Ooh look at you all, running scared, joining forces then selling each other out, turncoats the lot of ya, this cookie is mine, all mine, you may Chase me too the hills, you may tie me up( please ) and gag me, you may gangbang, I mean gang up on me but you'll never catch me, never, give it up before it's too late, mmmm my cookie "

Oh look kittens precariously sitting on a ledge oh some one save them...as cmy goes oh poor baby's swoop on with pork cutlass and nab half a cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Right pssssst cmy. Sperm donor is trying to get me to go to the dark side. I'm not falling for it. Says we should take you down. I'm with you girl. Let's join forces with OP and take this bad boy down xx

I think we need a sword now to get the key out. Anyone have a pork sword we can borrow ? "

She's not for turning. I can't believe that didn't work. Damn OP pork sword in hand let's get this cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh look at you all, running scared, joining forces then selling each other out, turncoats the lot of ya, this cookie is mine, all mine, you may Chase me too the hills, you may tie me up( please ) and gag me, you may gangbang, I mean gang up on me but you'll never catch me, never, give it up before it's too late, mmmm my cookie "

Can't we do all those things anyway and then share your cookie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

backs off, ok ok i should have thought about swallowing that key starts tearing at the box frantically.. no pork swords noooo

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Ooh look at you all, running scared, joining forces then selling each other out, turncoats the lot of ya, this cookie is mine, all mine, you may Chase me too the hills, you may tie me up( please ) and gag me, you may gangbang, I mean gang up on me but you'll never catch me, never, give it up before it's too late, mmmm my cookie

Oh look kittens precariously sitting on a ledge oh some one save them...as cmy goes oh poor baby's swoop on with pork cutlass and nab half a cookie "
. Ooh a late cummer, clearly has no idea cmy eats kittens for breakfast as well as cookies, whilst he picks his scaredy ass off the floor she picks up said half of cookie and heads of to hunt for chilli

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Chilli, chilli, chilli, where are you

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over a year ago

Whilst all this is going on nobody realises that I switched the cookie hours ago and cmy, chilli and sperm have been fighting for a fake cookie. I sit back smugly admiring the intact original cookie. Hmmmmmm

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over a year ago


"Chilli, chilli, chilli, where are you "

Ta da aaaaaaaahhh!!!! Never fear chilli is here. Ah so cmy you have had second thoughts!!!!

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over a year ago

Decides too double double cross Chilli and after finally producing his half of the cookie, offers it too CMY there that is what happens when you betray me.. oh wait now i don't have cookie.. goes and weeps in the corner.

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over a year ago

Takes a grateful nibble of Knitters intact cookie and swans off into the sunset .. it has been fun but i am going in search of the Mythical great golden cookie of Elderado and i will win when i bring it home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it!!!!! Chubby fist shaking at knitter now. ......why oh why does she have to be so gorgeously cheeky and super duper. Cmy don't look directly at her . She'll turn you . I swear this girl is the Queen of the fairies .

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"Decides too double double cross Chilli and after finally producing his half of the cookie, offers it too CMY there that is what happens when you betray me.. oh wait now i don't have cookie.. goes and weeps in the corner."

Feckin turncoat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumb arses still don't realise it's a fake watches on entertained.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Ooh knitter is back out of the woodwork hey, and chilli I knew you would fall for my charms and sperm well you just carry on weeping, as for you beautiful ladies I offer you to frequent my favourite club, you excitedly agree and in the midst of horniness I lock you both in said clubs dungeon, whilst I toddle upstairs for a social with my cookie

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over a year ago

Whilst knitter sits on her golden fence laughing at us all. Her sides split and I sneak up behind her while she's holding chuckle muscles together and grab the real cookie from her !!!!!

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over a year ago

Looks like i must bow out of this cookie contest but you have all been so fun i still feel like a winner "Twitch" that is what i am telling myself.. it the truth like the golden Cookie, rides off into the sunset in his cookie van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i am not weeping .. they were crocodile tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay who has my cookie ? You ladies are very distracting with your beauty and wit.

Anyone notice the cookie has disappeared yes silly girls I still have it ta da

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Looks like i must bow out of this cookie contest but you have all been so fun i still feel like a winner "Twitch" that is what i am telling myself.. it the truth like the golden Cookie, rides off into the sunset in his cookie van."
. Ah with you gone and chilli and knitter locked in the townhouse dungeon I need not fear, come my dearest, sweetest cookie we are free to ponder life in the world of fab and enjoy our freedom and cups of tea for always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cmy keep up dear I used my fairy magic you do not have a cookie that my dear is a wet fish

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over a year ago

With all this going on chilli slips wet fish from knitter and swiftly hits cmy round the head with it and whilst she is dazed and confused drinks her tea and nabs the cookie!!!!! Trumpets play

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

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"Cmy keep up dear I used my fairy magic you do not have a cookie that my dear is a wet fish "
. Knitter I cancel your fairy magic with my devilish delight, tis I a cookie I have In my grasp, now take those wings and fly, for the cookie is mine, mine, mine, hang on a minute, who let you out of the dungeon

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

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"With all this going on chilli slips wet fish from knitter and swiftly hits cmy round the head with it and whilst she is dazed and confused drinks her tea and nabs the cookie!!!!! Trumpets play "
. Oh oh oh my dearest chilli, sweetheart, wonderful beautiful lady, I have fabbed all your pics, chilli goes off to check for such fabs, and cmy grabs the cookie back whilst she's busy checking, distracted again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh Chilli put Cmys tea down and give her back the fish.

Cmy I cannot lie it was sperm do who let me out but he did terrible terrible things.

My fairy friend uses fairy magic to give Cookie back.

Flies away

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over a year ago

Drops down into the middle of the melay with her throwing flames whilst He spreads his wings knocking everyone to the ground....

He smiles.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sugar puffs back on my knees I know he likes it

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Oh gosh Chilli put Cmys tea down and give her back the fish.

Cmy I cannot lie it was sperm do who let me out but he did terrible terrible things.

My fairy friend uses fairy magic to give Cookie back.

Flies away "
. Why Thankyou my dearest knitter so glad you saw sense, now as for that chilli one, well I'll sort her out, now fly beautiful one

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Drops down into the middle of the melay with her throwing flames whilst He spreads his wings knocking everyone to the ground....

He smiles....."
. Oh you two are back are ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cmy ffs just give him the cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw the word Cookie, yes please

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Cmy ffs just give him the cookie"
. I shall not indeed, I'm not scared, my cookie and I have been together through thick and thin, through tears and sadness, fear shall not take over me, I shall never give up on MY cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roxi Anne Cmy won't give it to Lucifer can you please be the voice of reason

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over a year ago


"Cmy ffs just give him the cookie. I shall not indeed, I'm not scared, my cookie and I have been together through thick and thin, through tears and sadness, fear shall not take over me, I shall never give up on MY cookie "

Cmy your very brave pat on the head and all that.

Grabs cookie and runs arghhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last post I win yeahhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my cookie (rubs hands in glee) !!!!! These lot are so easily distracted by the wetness !!! Now I shall put my plan into action

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Cmy ffs just give him the cookie. I shall not indeed, I'm not scared, my cookie and I have been together through thick and thin, through tears and sadness, fear shall not take over me, I shall never give up on MY cookie

Cmy your very brave pat on the head and all that.

Grabs cookie and runs arghhhhhh"
. Hey lady, just when I was softening to your fear, well no longer shall I be rendered giggly and girly by your beauty( well maybe a bit) the gloves are off , now give me back my cookie, pulls knitters hair, makes knitter cry and takes back said cookie, now let that be a lesson to all of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roxi Anne has knowledge of Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wins

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