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Funky and Sensualfire - more bums or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Warning: This is a gratuitous thread posted solely for the pleasure of us women and with the intention of procuring as many bum pics as possible.

So come on then boys!!

Funky - please can we have more bum pics? Might I suggest some different angles - not that the current one isn't spectacular of course!

Sensualfire - I'm not aware of having seen your bottom at all, so.... Don't be shy... We're very appreciative... Even Sassy is, in her own special way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a case of sexual harassment lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm on it!

Just phoning Arsey Arseson's Arse Doubles Agency as we speak, I'm going to commission Derek to do some new ass shots, any special requests?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I never believed in cliques.

Until now.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I will not be a party to this.... oh, damn. Done it again...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Chop chop!

I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Chop chop!

I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi! "

Thanks, but i'm shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chop chop!

I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi!

Thanks, but i'm shy."

now there's an offer you can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm boycotting these gratuitous bum threads...they're going the way of the "would you..." one's.

Men's bums are boring, over-rated, lush...squeezable...kissable...penetrable...distracting...erm...what was I saying about men's bums again?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a case of sexual harassment lol "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a case of sexual harassment lol

Yes. "

Thats all right then

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Chop chop!

I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi!

Thanks, but i'm shy."

Yes and I'm a virgin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on it!

Just phoning Arsey Arseson's Arse Doubles Agency as we speak, I'm going to commission Derek to do some new ass shots, any special requests?"

Perhaps a continuation of the dinosaur theme might be fun!

However, I think the ultimate would be a double-hander (??) featuring Derek and the real Funky...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never believed in cliques.

Until now.

"

And leaning against a wall with your trousers on, just won't cut it!!

Drop 'em! Please...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Crickey...these women are like sharks, all wanting a piece of tasty bum to bite!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Chop chop!

I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi!

Thanks, but i'm shy.

Yes and I'm a virgin! "

Then we should meet.

Or would that be 'virgin on the ridiculous'?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

Would you prefer we bit your cocks?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I never believed in cliques.

Until now.

And leaning against a wall with your trousers on, just won't cut it!!

Drop 'em! Please... "

Nooooooo!

Now i'm all 'self conscious'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dum dee dum dee dum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh... still no new bum shots.. I am not even really into mens bums.. and I am finding myself caught up in this thread..

Katie.x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Would you prefer we bit your cocks?"

...er....maybe....how hard were you thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you prefer we bit your cocks?"
so long as you kissed it better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never believed in cliques.

Until now.

And leaning against a wall with your trousers on, just won't cut it!!

Drop 'em! Please...

Nooooooo!

Now i'm all 'self conscious'..."

*flutters eyelashes and drops voice to sweet whisper*

Oh go on... Come over here and I'll give you a hand...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Chop chop!

I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi!

Thanks, but i'm shy.

Yes and I'm a virgin!

Then we should meet.

Or would that be 'virgin on the ridiculous'?

"

That all depends on your performance really!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dum dee dum dee dum..."

Go on then Mally... We'd very much like to see yours too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you prefer we bit your cocks?

...er....maybe....how hard were you thinking? "

Oh is that something you wanna try

Oh and I just got a bum photo in my Inbox... I will leave it there to make Master spit his coffee out when he has a look later hahaha ( thinking my bum will end up red over that)

Katie. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crickey...these women are like sharks, all wanting a piece of tasty bum to bite! "

He says wiggling his provocatively!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Chop chop!

I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi!

Thanks, but i'm shy.

Yes and I'm a virgin!

Then we should meet.

Or would that be 'virgin on the ridiculous'?

That all depends on your performance really! "

I can 'do' ridiculous.

Can you 'do' virgin?

Keeping in mind its another year 'til they hand out more Baftas & it's too late for you to get an Oscar nod for this year.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Chop chop!

I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi!

Thanks, but i'm shy.

Yes and I'm a virgin!

Then we should meet.

Or would that be 'virgin on the ridiculous'?

That all depends on your performance really!

I can 'do' ridiculous.

Can you 'do' virgin?

Keeping in mind its another year 'til they hand out more Baftas & it's too late for you to get an Oscar nod for this year."

Are we still talking about your performance?!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yes.

It will be 'ridiculous'ly good.

It's you playing the virgin I'm concer_ed about.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Yes.

It will be 'ridiculous'ly good.

It's you playing the virgin I'm concer_ed about."

Well I'm afraid my cherry is long gone but I could bring some ketchup if that would make it more realistic for you!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Yes.

It will be 'ridiculous'ly good.

It's you playing the virgin I'm concer_ed about.

Well I'm afraid my cherry is long gone but I could bring some ketchup if that would make it more realistic for you! "

Thank you SO much for conjouring up that mental image.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Yes.

It will be 'ridiculous'ly good.

It's you playing the virgin I'm concer_ed about.

Well I'm afraid my cherry is long gone but I could bring some ketchup if that would make it more realistic for you!

Thank you SO much for conjouring up that mental image."

You're very welcome!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

"

can ya not just turn round a bit?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit? "

Just for you Femme

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yuuuuuuuuuuuum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this any good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally have my torso on display, so thought I'd have a "bot shot" on for a bit to freshen things up.....

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

Can we some ladies showing their bums please.

Honestly guys cant see why you aint asked this yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you men so shy I love mens bums lovely and squeezable mmm.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm shy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spy a bottom cheekily peeking out there Madam! And very lovely it is too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme "

Blimey!! I go out for a couple of hours and come back to anarchy!!! Although, it has to be said... Phwoar!!!!

Funky can I see too? Please?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can we some ladies showing their bums please.

Honestly guys cant see why you aint asked this yet

"

There you go!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oooooohhhhh ive had some nice pics via pm.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme "

Not bad at all...now why keep that hidden!?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme

Blimey!! I go out for a couple of hours and come back to anarchy!!! Although, it has to be said... Phwoar!!!!

Funky can I see too? Please? "

You have access to all my pics anyway ya nut! xxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme Not bad at all...now why keep that hidden!?"

I only just took new pics earlier while I was having my lunchtime work loo wank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme

Blimey!! I go out for a couple of hours and come back to anarchy!!! Although, it has to be said... Phwoar!!!!

Funky can I see too? Please?

You have access to all my pics anyway ya nut! xxx"

Do I? Bollocks. *dashes off to check!*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme Not bad at all...now why keep that hidden!?

I only just took new pics earlier while I was having my lunchtime work loo wank."

Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme Not bad at all...now why keep that hidden!?

I only just took new pics earlier while I was having my lunchtime work loo wank."

A wunchtime lork woo lank?

Im sorry but I seem to have come over all uneccessary at the new pic

Can't even type anymore

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Can we some ladies showing their bums please.

Honestly guys cant see why you aint asked this yet

There you go! "

*stares* .......... *stares some more*...... *grins* ..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme

Blimey!! I go out for a couple of hours and come back to anarchy!!! Although, it has to be said... Phwoar!!!!

Funky can I see too? Please?

You have access to all my pics anyway ya nut! xxx"

*dashes back in, somewhat breathless and panting, and a bit sweaty...*

No I don't!! lol

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease show me!!

*suddenly realises sounding a bit desperate*

Um. I'll send you a friend request.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Can we some ladies showing their bums please.

Honestly guys cant see why you aint asked this yet

There you go! "

That is truly edible xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme

Blimey!! I go out for a couple of hours and come back to anarchy!!! Although, it has to be said... Phwoar!!!!

Funky can I see too? Please?

You have access to all my pics anyway ya nut! xxx

*dashes back in, somewhat breathless and panting, and a bit sweaty...*

No I don't!! lol

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease show me!!

*suddenly realises sounding a bit desperate*

Um. I'll send you a friend request. "

NICE ASS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme

Blimey!! I go out for a couple of hours and come back to anarchy!!! Although, it has to be said... Phwoar!!!!

Funky can I see too? Please?

You have access to all my pics anyway ya nut! xxx

*dashes back in, somewhat breathless and panting, and a bit sweaty...*

No I don't!! lol

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease show me!!

*suddenly realises sounding a bit desperate*

Um. I'll send you a friend request. NICE ASS "

Why thank you!

D'you need a hand in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is such a bum thread

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme

Blimey!! I go out for a couple of hours and come back to anarchy!!! Although, it has to be said... Phwoar!!!!

Funky can I see too? Please?

You have access to all my pics anyway ya nut! xxx

*dashes back in, somewhat breathless and panting, and a bit sweaty...*

No I don't!! lol

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease show me!!

*suddenly realises sounding a bit desperate*

Um. I'll send you a friend request. NICE ASS

Why thank you!

D'you need a hand in there? "

GULP!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme

Blimey!! I go out for a couple of hours and come back to anarchy!!! Although, it has to be said... Phwoar!!!!

Funky can I see too? Please?

You have access to all my pics anyway ya nut! xxx

*dashes back in, somewhat breathless and panting, and a bit sweaty...*

No I don't!! lol

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease show me!!

*suddenly realises sounding a bit desperate*

Um. I'll send you a friend request. NICE ASS

Why thank you!

D'you need a hand in there? "

You know you have an open invite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme

Blimey!! I go out for a couple of hours and come back to anarchy!!! Although, it has to be said... Phwoar!!!!

Funky can I see too? Please?

You have access to all my pics anyway ya nut! xxx

*dashes back in, somewhat breathless and panting, and a bit sweaty...*

No I don't!! lol

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease show me!!

*suddenly realises sounding a bit desperate*

Um. I'll send you a friend request. NICE ASS

Why thank you!

D'you need a hand in there?

GULP!!!"

Just seen Funky's private pics...

Have come over all unnecessary...

Am going to lie down for a while...

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Can we some ladies showing their bums please.

Honestly guys cant see why you aint asked this yet

There you go! "

thank yuo

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Just seen Funky's private pics...

Have come over all unnecessary...

Am going to lie down for a while...

"

I'm coming!!! (not literally, I had a wank at lunch, gimme 5)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just seen Funky's private pics...

Have come over all unnecessary...

Am going to lie down for a while...

I'm coming!!! (not literally, I had a wank at lunch, gimme 5)"

You had long enough now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What joy on this gloomy day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What joy on this gloomy day x "

Come on in and enjoy! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders

can ya not just turn round a bit?

Just for you Femme Not bad at all...now why keep that hidden!?"

I was thinking the same thing! Damn man...you're hot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just as a small reminder... we're still waiting for Sensual's bum!

*taps fingers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well heres an older bum for you

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No way. Now it's become 'a thing' & i've lost all confidence in the sassyness of my assyness.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Just as a small reminder... we're still waiting for Sensual's bum!

*taps fingers*"

Come on Sens mate, you to must degrade yourself before these arse crazed harlots!

It's only fair!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No way. Now it's become 'a thing' & i've lost all confidence in the sassyness of my assyness."

Rubbish! I bet your ass is proper sassy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way. Now it's become 'a thing' & i've lost all confidence in the sassyness of my assyness.

Rubbish! I bet your ass is proper sassy! "

Oooh...and this Sassy loves a good ass!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those?"

Oh god... no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well heres an older bum for you "

That makes two in that picture.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Have I missed anything?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Have I missed anything? "

We're all still missing Sensual's ass!!

Where's View? I'd quite like to see his bum too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those?"

I would settle for the Calvins half way down your bottom... Girls? If it's that or nothing, what do we think?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those?

I would settle for the Calvins half way down your bottom... Girls? If it's that or nothing, what do we think?

"

Depends how much you need to laugh really!

I'd go with nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off off off off

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those?

I would settle for the Calvins half way down your bottom... Girls? If it's that or nothing, what do we think?

Depends how much you need to laugh really!

I'd go with nothing! "

lol

I have an idea...!

How about a cloak and no knickers! Sweep into the room dramatically, wave your cloak to one side giving us all a furtive but deliciously naughty glimpse of your arse, then leave again... Job done. Many happy women (and men?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

talk about throwing a lamb to the slaugther is an understatement run man run

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

In all fairness ladies I must bring to your attention one of Sassy's favourite bums for your perusal:

Ahabs

In the words of the great lady herself, 'you could crack wallnuts on that'

As he's almost as bad as me at flashing it normally I would hate him to miss out.

I recommend a perv of you feel incli_ed.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you..."

You're dangling the carrot huh?!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you...

You're dangling the carrot huh?! "

Afraid not. After digging through my old photos (at great personal distress for reasons which are not relevant here) and transferring a few select shots over to this p.c, it seems I'm at some kind of 12 pic limit.

And as such am unable to load any more photos.

C'Est La Vie

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you...

You're dangling the carrot huh?! "

I'll change my avatar to my 'dangling carrot' if it floats your boat...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you...

You're dangling the carrot huh?!

Afraid not. After digging through my old photos (at great personal distress for reasons which are not relevant here) and transferring a few select shots over to this p.c, it seems I'm at some kind of 12 pic limit.

And as such am unable to load any more photos.

C'Est La Vie"

Oh that's easy solved... get shot of the top one in your gallery... NOT the white socks one though... the other sock one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you...

You're dangling the carrot huh?!

Afraid not. After digging through my old photos (at great personal distress for reasons which are not relevant here) and transferring a few select shots over to this p.c, it seems I'm at some kind of 12 pic limit.

And as such am unable to load any more photos.

C'Est La Vie"

Ahem. Might I be so bold as to suggest that you delete one of the existing 12?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you...

You're dangling the carrot huh?!

Afraid not. After digging through my old photos (at great personal distress for reasons which are not relevant here) and transferring a few select shots over to this p.c, it seems I'm at some kind of 12 pic limit.

And as such am unable to load any more photos.

C'Est La Vie

Oh that's easy solved... get shot of the top one in your gallery... NOT the white socks one though... the other sock one! "

Should we be concer_ed that we appear to think along similar lines? lol

Might we be the Funky/Invictus of the female world?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There are only two sock pics, and they are BOTH white.

And I LIKE my current pics!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Should we be concer_ed that we appear to think along similar lines? lol

Might we be the Funky/Invictus of the female world? "

Funny... I was JUST thinking the same thing!!


"There are only two sock pics, and they are BOTH white.

And I LIKE my current pics!"

Okay... well lose the one with your slippers... I know you're old and all that but come on... your lovely peachy ass has got to be a better pull than your Paw Broon slippers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are only two sock pics, and they are BOTH white.

And I LIKE my current pics!"

Oi! Dirty! What about one of the torso shots? Just for a couple of hours or so?

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should we be concer_ed that we appear to think along similar lines? lol

Might we be the Funky/Invictus of the female world?

Funny... I was JUST thinking the same thing!!

There are only two sock pics, and they are BOTH white.

And I LIKE my current pics!

Okay... well lose the one with your slippers... I know you're old and all that but come on... your lovely peachy ass has got to be a better pull than your Paw Broon slippers! "

Phew!!! We're obviously not completely caught up in the space time worm thingy thingy that causes Funky and Invictus all those probs. *sighs with relief*

Yeah, I could go with losing the slipper shot for a couple of hours.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Phew!!! We're obviously not completely caught up in the space time worm thingy thingy that causes Funky and Invictus all those probs. *sighs with relief*

Yeah, I could go with losing the slipper shot for a couple of hours. "

Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise! "

*whispers* I know. Not sure about the cheese string things either. But he is rather phwoar!!

Now then... Improvised custard... Hmmm

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise!

*whispers* I know. Not sure about the cheese string things either. But he is rather phwoar!!

Now then... Improvised custard... Hmmm

"

Exactly my thoughts!!

Ambrosia?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise!

*whispers* I know. Not sure about the cheese string things either. But he is rather phwoar!!

Now then... Improvised custard... Hmmm

Exactly my thoughts!!

Ambrosia? "

Nectar of the gods!!! Why not?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

*peeks around door*

Cor!

They're still at it those two!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*peeks around door*

Cor!

They're still at it those two!! "

Come in sexy bum! Would you like to help?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those?

I would settle for the Calvins half way down your bottom... Girls? If it's that or nothing, what do we think?

"

Nooooooooooo thats as bad as leaving their socks on !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those?

I would settle for the Calvins half way down your bottom... Girls? If it's that or nothing, what do we think?

Nooooooooooo thats as bad as leaving their socks on ! "

Oh I rather like being teased!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

By socks?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Is it safe?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

[Removed by poster at 15/02/11 16:26:53]

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Love Funkys new avatar, the front _iew is almost as good as the back

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"By socks? "

Well they beat a jock strap!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"

Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise!

*whispers* I know. Not sure about the cheese string things either. But he is rather phwoar!!

Now then... Improvised custard... Hmmm

"

I'm here! I had to make the custard myself they only had powdered!

Erm just ignore the lumpy bits, No I didn't get excited by the whisk and masturbate into the vat of custard.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out "

...or leave it out in my case

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out "

Bum, bum, bum, bum

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out and I have a virtual slap everytime one of them posts

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out

Bum, bum, bum, bum"

You were clever, quoted me before I posted......you have a gift

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out and I have a virtual slap everytime one of them posts "

I have a virtual tweak

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out

Bum, bum, bum, bum"

You called?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out

Bum, bum, bum, bum

You were clever, quoted me before I posted......you have a gift"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out

Bum, bum, bum, bum

You called? "

Tweak

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over a year ago

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Sassy will be here now you said the b word!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise!

*whispers* I know. Not sure about the cheese string things either. But he is rather phwoar!!

Now then... Improvised custard... Hmmm

I'm here! I had to make the custard myself they only had powdered!

Erm just ignore the lumpy bits, No I didn't get excited by the whisk and masturbate into the vat of custard. "

Oo good! Spunky custard!!

Dirty are you coming? As it were...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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" "

OK wil tweak ya front

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Oo good! Spunky custard!!

Dirty are you coming? As it were... "

Not yet... but there's potential!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Sassy will be here now you said the b word! "

What, BUM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By socks? "

Anything! I have low standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

OK wil tweak ya front"

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"By socks?

Anything! I have low standards! "

*takes notes*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oo good! Spunky custard!!

Dirty are you coming? As it were...

Not yet... but there's potential! "

He he he. Now where's he gone? He's very elusive. Think we're going to have to tie him to the paddling pool. Hmm. Could be tricky. Any thoughts?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Oo good! Spunky custard!!

Dirty are you coming? As it were...

Not yet... but there's potential!

He he he. Now where's he gone? He's very elusive. Think we're going to have to tie him to the paddling pool. Hmm. Could be tricky. Any thoughts? "

I suggest we confiscate the pocket fluff and hold it to ransom until he comes to referee... although if we're happy sharing, what exactly are we fighting over?

Mind... I've always wanted to wrestle in custard so I dare say we should maybe just share him in there?!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Oi watch my paddling pool! You will burst it! It's got spider-man and the hulk on!

Custard fight commence!!!!!!

*funky runs off to release his arse avatar*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oo good! Spunky custard!!

Dirty are you coming? As it were...

Not yet... but there's potential!

He he he. Now where's he gone? He's very elusive. Think we're going to have to tie him to the paddling pool. Hmm. Could be tricky. Any thoughts?

I suggest we confiscate the pocket fluff and hold it to ransom until he comes to referee... although if we're happy sharing, what exactly are we fighting over?

Mind... I've always wanted to wrestle in custard so I dare say we should maybe just share him in there?! "

I couldn't agree more!! You grab his pocket fluff, I'll get the cheese string. I think he'll come chasing after us, then we can get him in the custard and the three of us can get down and dirty!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

*throws cream buns from the bushes and hides*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*throws cream buns from the bushes and hides* "

Come on in... The custard's nice and warm... I'm sure Dirty won't mind if you join us...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"*throws cream buns from the bushes and hides*

Come on in... The custard's nice and warm... I'm sure Dirty won't mind if you join us..."

I worried what my Simian colleague has done in that custard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*throws cream buns from the bushes and hides*

Come on in... The custard's nice and warm... I'm sure Dirty won't mind if you join us...

I worried what my Simian colleague has done in that custard. "

Well just make sure you don't put your head under-custard...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I worried what my Simian colleague has done in that custard. "

It's just a tiny bit spunky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out and I have a virtual slap everytime one of them posts "

I wont mention what I do...virtually of course!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funkster me o’l mucker…… now I’m no expert, on hetro-male grooming regimes or indeed the products used by said heto-males to achieve that all over manly appearance….….

But I cant help noticing how free of extraneous hair you pert and undoubtedly peachy ass seems to be,,,,, compared to the minor shag-pile rug which you appear to favour on your upper front side……

Hey,,, now Munky... don’t be alarmed at my observations... no need to panic….

I’m just say’in my thoughts out loud, that’s all….

After all … its only your business…. If you pluck…. or wax… or simply have a naturally hair free bum…!!!!.

Whatever….. its cool with me,,,,, in a totally non sexually orientated sort of way…. of course….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funkster me o’l mucker…… now I’m no expert, on hetro-male grooming regimes or indeed the products used by said heto-males to achieve that all over manly appearance….….

But I cant help noticing how free of extraneous hair you pert and undoubtedly peachy ass seems to be,,,,, compared to the minor shag-pile rug which you appear to favour on your upper front side……

Hey,,, now Munky... don’t be alarmed at my observations... no need to panic….

I’m just say’in my thoughts out loud, that’s all….

After all … its only your business…. If you pluck…. or wax… or simply have a naturally hair free bum…!!!!.

Whatever….. its cool with me,,,,, in a totally non sexually orientated sort of way…. of course….

"

Well spotted. One theory is that he uses two body doubles and they don't match from a hair perspective.

We were just going to cover him with custard and then it wouldn't really have mattered.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funkster me o’l mucker…… now I’m no expert, on hetro-male grooming regimes or indeed the products used by said heto-males to achieve that all over manly appearance….….

But I cant help noticing how free of extraneous hair you pert and undoubtedly peachy ass seems to be,,,,, compared to the minor shag-pile rug which you appear to favour on your upper front side……

Hey,,, now Munky... don’t be alarmed at my observations... no need to panic….

I’m just say’in my thoughts out loud, that’s all….

After all … its only your business…. If you pluck…. or wax… or simply have a naturally hair free bum…!!!!.

Whatever….. its cool with me,,,,, in a totally non sexually orientated sort of way…. of course….

"

I do have a remarkably naturally hair free bum but thankfully I make up for it with back, nasal and ear hair xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well spotted. One theory is that he uses two body doubles and they don't match from a hair perspective.

We were just going to cover him with custard and then it wouldn't really have mattered. "

Ahhh….I see,,,,,,, ,its all becoming much clearer now……

anyway,,,, I do hope it's gonna be lumpy cold custard though….….. and in a strange way I think Funky would too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do have a remarkably naturally hair free bum but thankfully I make up for it with back, nasal and ear hair xxx"

mmmmm nasal and ear hair.. what a turn on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum....one word guaranteed to make you smile....especially when there are a few peachy ones on show too.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!!

and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,,

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!!

and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,, "

I agree, but then again who would put up a pic of a crap bum

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!!

and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,,

I agree, but then again who would put up a pic of a crap bum"

Oh shit just realised what I put

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!!

and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,,

I agree, but then again who would put up a pic of a crap bum

Oh shit just realised what I put"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!!

and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,,

I agree, but then again who would put up a pic of a crap bum

Oh shit just realised what I put"

And again... Just when I thought I couldn't giggle any more about bottoms... Thanks!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

actually Funky's front aint bad either (check out new avatar!!!)

*really really really am not a stalker - promise!!!!*

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!!

and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,,

I agree, but then again who would put up a pic of a crap bum

Oh shit just realised what I put

And again... Just when I thought I couldn't giggle any more about bottoms... Thanks! "

Sorry I read that as wiggle any more bottoms

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"actually Funky's front aint bad either (check out new avatar!!!)

*really really really am not a stalker - promise!!!!*"

I agree and I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't I request more neatly trimmed big cocks too

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Can't I request more neatly trimmed big cocks too"

Thought Invictus and Funky were smooth

oh those kinda cocks?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

ladies its a bum thread. put you cocks away! i mean cock thoughts lol x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Have the dancing boys loaded the pics yet.... I am with the ladies on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have the dancing boys loaded the pics yet.... I am with the ladies on this.

"

View View..........Sensi won't take his boxers off.

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Have the dancing boys loaded the pics yet.... I am with the ladies on this.

"

why you with the ladies lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

drop em Sens........

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Have the dancing boys loaded the pics yet.... I am with the ladies on this.

why you with the ladies lol "

cause I is a shirt lifter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View....equal opportunities shagger.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"View....equal opportunities shagger. "

it's a public service I provide..

and I been cut so no worries about this recession

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Have the dancing boys loaded the pics yet.... I am with the ladies on this.

why you with the ladies lol

cause I is a shirt lifter "

ha ha (hides bum)

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Have the dancing boys loaded the pics yet.... I am with the ladies on this.

why you with the ladies lol

cause I is a shirt lifter

ha ha (hides bum) "

too late...... I checked out that tight little beauty the other day.

they dont call me the 'site bike' for being slow.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"ladies its a bum thread. put you cocks away! i mean cock thoughts lol x"

you nee to get n ass pic on here too Mr!!! theres a sneaky litle one on your profile but we need to see it closer

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

lol at _iew and eves. ok ok you guys i will get pic up ok! happy! shheeeesshhh some people lol. never happy lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"drop em Sens........"

You try, View. We failed completely! Perhaps your more manly approach might do the trick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol at _iew and eves. ok ok you guys i will get pic up ok! happy! shheeeesshhh some people lol. never happy lol x "

We are happy.... just more so when perv...perusing bums!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"drop em Sens........

You try, View. We failed completely! Perhaps your more manly approach might do the trick! "

I will try...........

give me 30 mins to look up manly traits and practise....

be right back x

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"drop em Sens........

You try, View. We failed completely! Perhaps your more manly approach might do the trick!

I will try...........

give me 30 mins to look up manly traits and practise....

be right back x"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!! "

can i touch with my teeth????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!! "

It's very yummy, but please can you turn the photo round and re-upload it? I nearly dropped the laptop trying to look at it the right way up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!! "

Good but not good enough.....getting a crick in my neck looking at that one....you can do better! *giggles*

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!!

It's very yummy, but please can you turn the photo round and re-upload it? I nearly dropped the laptop trying to look at it the right way up!! "

i will see what i can do naughty lol. and who wants to touch with teech lol. owch!!! x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!! "

give me a second...

slight blood rush... and not to my head.

aye it's not bad at all........ maybe a slight more of a side _iew...... so I can savour both the starter and main course......

yu just don't want to think about dessert...

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

hope this fixes neck problems and perving craving lol. and for my next trick lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!!

and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,, "

God have you seen Ahabs butt?!! As for Rentadread...I've become an old perv since joining this site!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!!

give me a second...

slight blood rush... and not to my head.

aye it's not bad at all........ maybe a slight more of a side _iew...... so I can savour both the starter and main course......

yu just don't want to think about dessert...

"

lol was worried about the main course too! yikes!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!!

give me a second...

slight blood rush... and not to my head.

aye it's not bad at all........ maybe a slight more of a side _iew...... so I can savour both the starter and main course......

yu just don't want to think about dessert...

lol was worried about the main course too! yikes! "

please don't.

cloraform will help and numb the pain

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!!

and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,,

God have you seen Ahabs butt?!! As for Rentadread...I've become an old perv since joining this site! "

yes you have Sassy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!!

and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,,

God have you seen Ahabs butt?!! As for Rentadread...I've become an old perv since joining this site! "

Ooooh and Dark Hung too....yum yum luvvery bums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hope this fixes neck problems and perving craving lol. and for my next trick lol x"

Thank you. That's much better

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

can i put my bum away now lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coughs loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty, have you been playing with the guys bums without me today? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naughty, have you been playing with the guys bums without me today? lol"

Oh I've had more fun than I could ever have hoped for!!! lol. So many very lovely bottoms and so little time...

Come and join madness!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can i put my bum away now lol x"

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"coughs loudly "

Yes and yours is very scrummy too, Private.

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

i neary made the front my pro pic by mistake lol. phew! naughty you can have my bum anytime you know that x

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"coughs loudly "

lol at private. help me private, they wont let me leave lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i neary made the front my pro pic by mistake lol. phew! naughty you can have my bum anytime you know that x"

xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"coughs loudly

lol at private. help me private, they wont let me leave lol "

That's what you get for being cheeky lol I have been lucky today they left me alone lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!!

and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,,

God have you seen Ahabs butt?!! As for Rentadread...I've become an old perv since joining this site!

Ooooh and Dark Hung too....yum yum luvvery bums. "

and Elninio however its spelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want more bums!!! not difficult is it

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"We want more bums!!! not difficult is it "

get your out lol and the rest of you ladies lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We want more bums!!! not difficult is it

get your out lol and the rest of you ladies lol x"

I thought this was about guys getting their bums out but here you go

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"We want more bums!!! not difficult is it

get your out lol and the rest of you ladies lol x

I thought this was about guys getting their bums out but here you go"

lol it is but i love a ladies bum grey lol and yours is lovely. nows it was worth getting bum out lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like bum pics where you can see a glimpse of cock hanging down - but Im just a dirty cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We want more bums!!! not difficult is it

get your out lol and the rest of you ladies lol x

I thought this was about guys getting their bums out but here you go

lol it is but i love a ladies bum grey lol and yours is lovely. nows it was worth getting bum out lol x "

come on then, get it out

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"We want more bums!!! not difficult is it

get your out lol and the rest of you ladies lol x

I thought this was about guys getting their bums out but here you go

lol it is but i love a ladies bum grey lol and yours is lovely. nows it was worth getting bum out lol x

come on then, get it out "

get what out lol.

are you refering to iconic wanting cock glimpse ha ha x tut tut iconic lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/11 21:09:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We want more bums!!! not difficult is it

get your out lol and the rest of you ladies lol x

I thought this was about guys getting their bums out but here you go

lol it is but i love a ladies bum grey lol and yours is lovely. nows it was worth getting bum out lol x

come on then, get it out

get what out lol.

are you refering to iconic wanting cock glimpse ha ha x tut tut iconic lol x "

YOUR BUM but your cock will be fine too

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"We want more bums!!! not difficult is it

get your out lol and the rest of you ladies lol x

I thought this was about guys getting their bums out but here you go

lol it is but i love a ladies bum grey lol and yours is lovely. nows it was worth getting bum out lol x

come on then, get it out

get what out lol.

are you refering to iconic wanting cock glimpse ha ha x tut tut iconic lol x

YOUR BUM but your cock will be fine too"

lol i had my bum out already lol.

and wouldnt put my cock as profile pic cos all women would be in here in a cue ha ha (listen to the crap im laying) cock pic is only sent privatly to select peeps lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We want more bums!!! not difficult is it

get your out lol and the rest of you ladies lol x

I thought this was about guys getting their bums out but here you go

lol it is but i love a ladies bum grey lol and yours is lovely. nows it was worth getting bum out lol x

come on then, get it out

get what out lol.

are you refering to iconic wanting cock glimpse ha ha x tut tut iconic lol x

YOUR BUM but your cock will be fine too

lol i had my bum out already lol.

and wouldnt put my cock as profile pic cos all women would be in here in a cue ha ha (listen to the crap im laying) cock pic is only sent privatly to select peeps lol x "

No i think you mean, that you live in hope that they will be flocking at your door

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

dam grey you can see through my cunning plan! even baldrick of black adder would be proud of my plan lol x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"We want more bums!!! not difficult is it

get your out lol and the rest of you ladies lol x

I thought this was about guys getting their bums out but here you go

lol it is but i love a ladies bum grey lol and yours is lovely. nows it was worth getting bum out lol x

come on then, get it out

get what out lol.

are you refering to iconic wanting cock glimpse ha ha x tut tut iconic lol x

YOUR BUM but your cock will be fine too

lol i had my bum out already lol.

and wouldnt put my cock as profile pic cos all women would be in here in a cue ha ha (listen to the crap im laying) cock pic is only sent privatly to select peeps lol x "

oooh oooh oooh pick me pick me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dam grey you can see through my cunning plan! even baldrick of black adder would be proud of my plan lol x"

It is indeed cunning, Cornwall-Male!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"We want more bums!!! not difficult is it

get your out lol and the rest of you ladies lol x

I thought this was about guys getting their bums out but here you go

lol it is but i love a ladies bum grey lol and yours is lovely. nows it was worth getting bum out lol x

come on then, get it out

get what out lol.

are you refering to iconic wanting cock glimpse ha ha x tut tut iconic lol x

YOUR BUM but your cock will be fine too

lol i had my bum out already lol.

and wouldnt put my cock as profile pic cos all women would be in here in a cue ha ha (listen to the crap im laying) cock pic is only sent privatly to select peeps lol x

oooh oooh oooh pick me pick me!!!! "

lol ask and you shall receive eves lol

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"dam grey you can see through my cunning plan! even baldrick of black adder would be proud of my plan lol x

It is indeed cunning, Cornwall-Male!"

thank you my lord (baldrick voice on) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you prefer we bit your cocks?

...er....maybe....how hard were you thinking?

Oh is that something you wanna try

Oh and I just got a bum photo in my Inbox... I will leave it there to make Master spit his coffee out when he has a look later hahaha ( thinking my bum will end up red over that)

Katie. x"

Katie Do I not leave you enough tasks to get on with during the day ? Perhaps I may beed to give you some more chores to keep you active, or perhaps give you the bums rush

Masterq81, Katie may sulk when she sees this

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

This thread still going then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders"

Was going to reply but away to get more lemsip.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Even with a cold you have joi_ed in and got your top off.....unheard of for someone with manflu

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Even with a cold you have joi_ed in and got your top off.....unheard of for someone with manflu "

lol but maybe he is one of the stronger ones who can man up and fight through it lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even with a cold you have joi_ed in and got your top off.....unheard of for someone with manflu "

Indeed. We should applaud his bravery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even with a cold you have joi_ed in and got your top off.....unheard of for someone with manflu "

Thats sexist. How dare you! Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread still going then? "

Oh yes... Were you fluttering your eyelashes coyly as you asked that question? Hmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread still going then? "

God knows why!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

OK don't wanna read the thread, just wanna see the bums

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"OK don't wanna read the thread, just wanna see the bums"

_etillante you bum lover lol. x

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By *edMan
over a year ago

wales

Flash of me bum for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

New bum alert!!!

Quick ladies come and have a look......oooops and gents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phwoaaarrr and another bum to per..per...peruse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

New bum alert!!!

Quick ladies come and have a look......oooops and gents "

....... and View

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Oh nice new bum

and yes I'm a perv and proud of it

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

New bum alert!!!

Quick ladies come and have a look......oooops and gents

....... and View"

laine ya lovely lickable lush lady.

you on bum watch doing night shift again lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

New bum alert!!!

Quick ladies come and have a look......oooops and gents

....... and View

laine ya lovely lickable lush lady.

you on bum watch doing night shift again lol x"

Such a difficult task, but someone has to do it....plus I cam mail the girls with news of the newbies in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Another bum enters the FAB building*

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

New bum alert!!!

Quick ladies come and have a look......oooops and gents

....... and View

laine ya lovely lickable lush lady.

you on bum watch doing night shift again lol x

Such a difficult task, but someone has to do it....plus I cam mail the girls with news of the newbies in the morning. "

I'm here and enjoying all of them, purely in my role at Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Peachy

Those that have gone to bed are missing all the new bums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flash of me bum for the ladies "

Oooo thanks Ned! Very nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peachy

Those that have gone to bed are missing all the new bums"

Shall i get mine out?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop, it's all too much. I promised myself an early night ffs.

Can that, more please.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Has Ahabs made it on here yet. I'd hate to see him miss out.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

wales

change of bum avatar for you ladies....

now i retire to my corner

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"*Another bum enters the FAB building*"

I need statistics for my ............ research

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It makes me a happy woman to be going to bed with new bums still appearing on the thread...

My work here is done and I can sleep with a smile on my face.

Thanks boys! And girls, fill your boots!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has Ahabs made it on here yet. I'd hate to see him miss out. "

Havent seen him yet, he'll come in at the last minute and take the glory, bless him.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"Peachy

Those that have gone to bed are missing all the new bums

Shall i get mine out?? xx "

Oh go on then

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

laine your night shift officer. can you sign this in please lol x

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By *edMan
over a year ago

wales


"Flash of me bum for the ladies

Oooo thanks Ned! Very nice! "

tyour welcome

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"It makes me a happy woman to be going to bed with new bums still appearing on the thread...

My work here is done and I can sleep with a smile on my face.

Thanks boys! And girls, fill your boots!! "

Oh thank you for your thread, your work is done, sleep tight and have sweet bummy dreams

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"laine your night shift officer. can you sign this in please lol x"

Sig_ed, sealed delivered, I'm yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peachy

Those that have gone to bed are missing all the new bums

Shall i get mine out?? xx "

Go on soapy, give 'em a treat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It makes me a happy woman to be going to bed with new bums still appearing on the thread...

My work here is done and I can sleep with a smile on my face.

Thanks boys! And girls, fill your boots!!

Oh thank you for your thread, your work is done, sleep tight and have sweet bummy dreams "

Oh I will! Night night. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"laine your night shift officer. can you sign this in please lol x"

I'm just filling my fountain pen at the moment........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"laine your night shift officer. can you sign this in please lol x

I'm just filling my fountain pen at the moment........ "

Can you sign here, right on my ar....?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"laine your night shift officer. can you sign this in please lol x

I'm just filling my fountain pen at the moment........

Can you sign here, right on my ar....?!"

warming my nib...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"Peachy

Those that have gone to bed are missing all the new bums

Shall i get mine out?? xx

Go on soapy, give 'em a treat! "

Randy you already done that

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"laine your night shift officer. can you sign this in please lol x

I'm just filling my fountain pen at the moment........

Can you sign here, right on my ar....?!

warming my nib..."

careful your going to make ink blotches lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peachy

Those that have gone to bed are missing all the new bums

Shall i get mine out?? xx

Go on soapy, give 'em a treat!

Randy you already done that "

Aw bless Petillante *blushes* x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Peachy

Those that have gone to bed are missing all the new bums

Shall i get mine out?? xx

Go on soapy, give 'em a treat!

Randy you already done that

Aw bless Petillante *blushes* x"

The pleasure is all mine hun

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