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"Chop chop! I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi! ![]() Thanks, but i'm shy. | |||
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"Chop chop! I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi! ![]() now there's an offer you can't refuse | |||
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"Is this a case of sexual harassment lol ![]() Yes. ![]() | |||
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"Is this a case of sexual harassment lol ![]() ![]() Thats all right then ![]() | |||
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"Chop chop! I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi! ![]() Yes and I'm a virgin! ![]() | |||
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"I'm on it! Just phoning Arsey Arseson's Arse Doubles Agency as we speak, I'm going to commission Derek to do some new ass shots, any special requests?" Perhaps a continuation of the dinosaur theme might be fun! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I never believed in cliques. Until now. " And leaning against a wall with your trousers on, just won't cut it!! Drop 'em! Please... ![]() | |||
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"Chop chop! I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi! ![]() ![]() Then we should meet. Or would that be 'virgin on the ridiculous'? | |||
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"I never believed in cliques. Until now. And leaning against a wall with your trousers on, just won't cut it!! Drop 'em! Please... ![]() Nooooooo! Now i'm all 'self conscious'... | |||
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"Would you prefer we bit your cocks?" ...er....maybe....how hard were you thinking? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Would you prefer we bit your cocks?" so long as you kissed it better ![]() | |||
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"I never believed in cliques. Until now. And leaning against a wall with your trousers on, just won't cut it!! Drop 'em! Please... ![]() *flutters eyelashes and drops voice to sweet whisper* Oh go on... Come over here and I'll give you a hand... ![]() | |||
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"Chop chop! I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi! ![]() ![]() That all depends on your performance really! ![]() | |||
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"dum dee dum dee dum..." Go on then Mally... We'd very much like to see yours too... ![]() | |||
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"Would you prefer we bit your cocks? ...er....maybe....how hard were you thinking? ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh is that something you wanna try ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Crickey...these women are like sharks, all wanting a piece of tasty bum to bite! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He says wiggling his provocatively! ![]() | |||
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"Chop chop! I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi! ![]() ![]() ![]() I can 'do' ridiculous. Can you 'do' virgin? Keeping in mind its another year 'til they hand out more Baftas & it's too late for you to get an Oscar nod for this year. | |||
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"Chop chop! I could bring my camera round in my lunch hour if you like Sensi! ![]() ![]() ![]() Are we still talking about your performance?! ![]() | |||
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"Yes. It will be 'ridiculous'ly good. It's you playing the virgin I'm concer_ed about." Well I'm afraid my cherry is long gone but I could bring some ketchup if that would make it more realistic for you! ![]() | |||
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"Yes. It will be 'ridiculous'ly good. It's you playing the virgin I'm concer_ed about. Well I'm afraid my cherry is long gone but I could bring some ketchup if that would make it more realistic for you! ![]() Thank you SO much for conjouring up that mental image. | |||
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"Yes. It will be 'ridiculous'ly good. It's you playing the virgin I'm concer_ed about. Well I'm afraid my cherry is long gone but I could bring some ketchup if that would make it more realistic for you! ![]() You're very welcome! ![]() | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders" ![]() | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() can ya not just turn round a bit? ![]() | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() Just for you Femme ![]() | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() Blimey!! I go out for a couple of hours and come back to anarchy!!! Although, it has to be said... Phwoar!!!! Funky can I see too? Please? ![]() | |||
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"Can we some ladies showing their bums please. Honestly guys cant see why you aint asked this yet " There you go! ![]() | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() Not bad at all...now why keep that hidden!? | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You have access to all my pics anyway ya nut! xxx | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() I only just took new pics earlier while I was having my lunchtime work loo wank. | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do I? Bollocks. *dashes off to check!* | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() Classy ![]() | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() A wunchtime lork woo lank? Im sorry but I seem to have come over all uneccessary at the new pic Can't even type anymore ![]() | |||
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"Can we some ladies showing their bums please. Honestly guys cant see why you aint asked this yet There you go! ![]() *stares* .......... *stares some more*...... *grins* .......... | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *dashes back in, somewhat breathless and panting, and a bit sweaty...* No I don't!! lol Pleeeeeeeeeeeease show me!! *suddenly realises sounding a bit desperate* Um. I'll send you a friend request. ![]() | |||
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"Can we some ladies showing their bums please. Honestly guys cant see why you aint asked this yet There you go! ![]() That is truly edible xxx | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() NICE ASS ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why thank you! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() GULP!!! | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You know you have an open invite ![]() | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can we some ladies showing their bums please. Honestly guys cant see why you aint asked this yet There you go! ![]() thank yuo ![]() | |||
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"Just seen Funky's private pics... Have come over all unnecessary... Am going to lie down for a while... ![]() ![]() I'm coming!!! (not literally, I had a wank at lunch, gimme 5) | |||
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"Just seen Funky's private pics... Have come over all unnecessary... Am going to lie down for a while... ![]() ![]() You had long enough now? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What joy on this gloomy day x ![]() Come on in and enjoy! lol ![]() | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders ![]() ![]() ![]() I was thinking the same thing! Damn man...you're hot!!! ![]() | |||
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"Just as a small reminder... we're still waiting for Sensual's bum! ![]() Come on Sens mate, you to must degrade yourself before these arse crazed harlots! It's only fair! | |||
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"No way. Now it's become 'a thing' & i've lost all confidence in the sassyness of my assyness." Rubbish! I bet your ass is proper sassy! ![]() | |||
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"No way. Now it's become 'a thing' & i've lost all confidence in the sassyness of my assyness. Rubbish! I bet your ass is proper sassy! ![]() Oooh...and this Sassy loves a good ass! ![]() | |||
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"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those?" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"well heres an older bum for you ![]() That makes two in that picture. | |||
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"Have I missed anything? ![]() We're all still missing Sensual's ass!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those?" I would settle for the Calvins half way down your bottom... Girls? If it's that or nothing, what do we think? ![]() | |||
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"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those? I would settle for the Calvins half way down your bottom... Girls? If it's that or nothing, what do we think? ![]() Depends how much you need to laugh really! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those? I would settle for the Calvins half way down your bottom... Girls? If it's that or nothing, what do we think? ![]() ![]() ![]() lol I have an idea...! How about a cloak and no knickers! Sweep into the room dramatically, wave your cloak to one side giving us all a furtive but deliciously naughty glimpse of your arse, then leave again... Job done. Many happy women (and men?) ![]() | |||
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"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you..." You're dangling the carrot huh?! ![]() | |||
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"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you... You're dangling the carrot huh?! ![]() Afraid not. After digging through my old photos (at great personal distress for reasons which are not relevant here) and transferring a few select shots over to this p.c, it seems I'm at some kind of 12 pic limit. And as such am unable to load any more photos. C'Est La Vie | |||
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"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you... You're dangling the carrot huh?! ![]() I'll change my avatar to my 'dangling carrot' if it floats your boat... | |||
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"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you... You're dangling the carrot huh?! ![]() Oh that's easy solved... get shot of the top one in your gallery... NOT the white socks one though... the other sock one! ![]() | |||
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"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you... You're dangling the carrot huh?! ![]() Ahem. Might I be so bold as to suggest that you delete one of the existing 12? ![]() | |||
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"Ah ladies, I have some unfortunate news for you... You're dangling the carrot huh?! ![]() ![]() Should we be concer_ed that we appear to think along similar lines? lol Might we be the Funky/Invictus of the female world? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Should we be concer_ed that we appear to think along similar lines? lol Might we be the Funky/Invictus of the female world? ![]() ![]() Funny... I was JUST thinking the same thing!! ![]() ![]() ![]() "There are only two sock pics, and they are BOTH white. And I LIKE my current pics!" Okay... well lose the one with your slippers... I know you're old and all that but come on... your lovely peachy ass has got to be a better pull than your Paw Broon slippers! ![]() | |||
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"There are only two sock pics, and they are BOTH white. And I LIKE my current pics!" Oi! Dirty! What about one of the torso shots? Just for a couple of hours or so? What do you think? ![]() | |||
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"Should we be concer_ed that we appear to think along similar lines? lol Might we be the Funky/Invictus of the female world? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Phew!!! We're obviously not completely caught up in the space time worm thingy thingy that causes Funky and Invictus all those probs. *sighs with relief* Yeah, I could go with losing the slipper shot for a couple of hours. ![]() | |||
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" Phew!!! We're obviously not completely caught up in the space time worm thingy thingy that causes Funky and Invictus all those probs. *sighs with relief* Yeah, I could go with losing the slipper shot for a couple of hours. ![]() Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise! ![]() | |||
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" Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise! ![]() *whispers* I know. Not sure about the cheese string things either. But he is rather phwoar!! Now then... Improvised custard... Hmmm ![]() | |||
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" Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise! ![]() ![]() Exactly my thoughts!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nectar of the gods!!! Why not? ![]() | |||
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"*peeks around door* Cor! They're still at it those two!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Come in sexy bum! Would you like to help? ![]() | |||
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"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those? I would settle for the Calvins half way down your bottom... Girls? If it's that or nothing, what do we think? ![]() Nooooooooooo thats as bad as leaving their socks on ! ![]() | |||
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"I've got a pair of Calvin Klein jockeys, maybe I could wear those? I would settle for the Calvins half way down your bottom... Girls? If it's that or nothing, what do we think? ![]() ![]() Oh I rather like being teased! ![]() | |||
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"By socks? ![]() Well they beat a jock strap!! ![]() | |||
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" Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise! ![]() ![]() I'm here! I had to make the custard myself they only had powdered! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out ![]() ...or leave it out in my case ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out ![]() Bum, bum, bum, bum | |||
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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out ![]() You were clever, quoted me before I posted......you have a gift ![]() | |||
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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out and I have a virtual slap everytime one of them posts ![]() I have a virtual tweak ![]() | |||
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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out ![]() You called? | |||
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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out ![]() Tweak ![]() | |||
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" Yeah... don't tell Funky but I'd rather have shoes than pocket fluff any day of the week and if he doesn't hurry up with that custard we're gonna have to improvise! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oo good! Spunky custard!! Dirty are you coming? As it were... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oo good! Spunky custard!! Dirty are you coming? As it were... ![]() ![]() Not yet... but there's potential! ![]() | |||
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"Sassy will be here now you said the b word! ![]() ![]() ![]() What, BUM ![]() | |||
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"By socks? ![]() Anything! I have low standards! ![]() | |||
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"By socks? ![]() ![]() *takes notes* ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oo good! Spunky custard!! Dirty are you coming? As it were... ![]() ![]() ![]() He he he. Now where's he gone? He's very elusive. Think we're going to have to tie him to the paddling pool. Hmm. Could be tricky. Any thoughts? ![]() | |||
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"Oo good! Spunky custard!! Dirty are you coming? As it were... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I suggest we confiscate the pocket fluff and hold it to ransom until he comes to referee... although if we're happy sharing, what exactly are we fighting over? Mind... I've always wanted to wrestle in custard so I dare say we should maybe just share him in there?! ![]() | |||
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"Oo good! Spunky custard!! Dirty are you coming? As it were... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I couldn't agree more!! You grab his pocket fluff, I'll get the cheese string. I think he'll come chasing after us, then we can get him in the custard and the three of us can get down and dirty! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"*throws cream buns from the bushes and hides* " Come on in... The custard's nice and warm... I'm sure Dirty won't mind if you join us... ![]() | |||
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"*throws cream buns from the bushes and hides* Come on in... The custard's nice and warm... I'm sure Dirty won't mind if you join us... ![]() I worried what my Simian colleague has done in that custard. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"*throws cream buns from the bushes and hides* Come on in... The custard's nice and warm... I'm sure Dirty won't mind if you join us... ![]() ![]() ![]() Well just make sure you don't put your head under-custard... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I worried what my Simian colleague has done in that custard. ![]() ![]() It's just a tiny bit spunky. | |||
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"I love it when the bum word is mentio_ed, all the men get their bums out and I have a virtual slap everytime one of them posts ![]() I wont mention what I do...virtually of course!! ![]() | |||
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"Funkster me o’l mucker…… now I’m no expert, on hetro-male grooming regimes or indeed the products used by said heto-males to achieve that all over manly appearance….…. But I cant help noticing how free of extraneous hair you pert and undoubtedly peachy ass seems to be,,,,, compared to the minor shag-pile rug which you appear to favour on your upper front side…… Hey,,, now Munky... don’t be alarmed at my observations... no need to panic…. I’m just say’in my thoughts out loud, that’s all…. After all … its only your business…. If you pluck…. or wax… or simply have a naturally hair free bum…!!!!. Whatever….. its cool with me,,,,, in a totally non sexually orientated sort of way…. of course…. ![]() Well spotted. One theory is that he uses two body doubles and they don't match from a hair perspective. We were just going to cover him with custard and then it wouldn't really have mattered. ![]() | |||
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"Funkster me o’l mucker…… now I’m no expert, on hetro-male grooming regimes or indeed the products used by said heto-males to achieve that all over manly appearance….…. But I cant help noticing how free of extraneous hair you pert and undoubtedly peachy ass seems to be,,,,, compared to the minor shag-pile rug which you appear to favour on your upper front side…… Hey,,, now Munky... don’t be alarmed at my observations... no need to panic…. I’m just say’in my thoughts out loud, that’s all…. After all … its only your business…. If you pluck…. or wax… or simply have a naturally hair free bum…!!!!. Whatever….. its cool with me,,,,, in a totally non sexually orientated sort of way…. of course…. ![]() I do have a remarkably naturally hair free bum but thankfully I make up for it with back, nasal and ear hair ![]() | |||
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" Well spotted. One theory is that he uses two body doubles and they don't match from a hair perspective. We were just going to cover him with custard and then it wouldn't really have mattered. ![]() Ahhh….I see,,,,,,, ,its all becoming much clearer now…… anyway,,,, I do hope it's gonna be lumpy cold custard though….….. and in a strange way I think Funky would too.... ![]() | |||
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"I do have a remarkably naturally hair free bum but thankfully I make up for it with back, nasal and ear hair ![]() mmmmm nasal and ear hair.. what a turn on! | |||
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"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!! and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,, ![]() I agree, but then again who would put up a pic of a crap bum | |||
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"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!! and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,, ![]() And again... Just when I thought I couldn't giggle any more about bottoms... Thanks! ![]() | |||
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"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!! and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,, ![]() ![]() Sorry I read that as wiggle any more bottoms ![]() | |||
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"actually Funky's front aint bad either (check out new avatar!!!) *really really really am not a stalker - promise!!!!*" I agree and I am ![]() | |||
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"Can't I request more neatly trimmed big cocks too" Thought Invictus and Funky were smooth oh those kinda cocks? | |||
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"Have the dancing boys loaded the pics yet.... I am with the ladies on this. ![]() View View..........Sensi won't take his boxers off. ![]() | |||
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"Have the dancing boys loaded the pics yet.... I am with the ladies on this. ![]() why you with the ladies lol ![]() | |||
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"Have the dancing boys loaded the pics yet.... I am with the ladies on this. ![]() ![]() cause I is a shirt lifter ![]() | |||
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"View....equal opportunities shagger. ![]() it's a public service I provide.. and I been cut so no worries about this recession | |||
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"Have the dancing boys loaded the pics yet.... I am with the ladies on this. ![]() ![]() ![]() ha ha (hides bum) ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Have the dancing boys loaded the pics yet.... I am with the ladies on this. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() too late...... I checked out that tight little beauty the other day. they dont call me the 'site bike' for being slow. | |||
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"ladies its a bum thread. put you cocks away! i mean cock thoughts lol x" you nee to get n ass pic on here too Mr!!! theres a sneaky litle one on your profile but we need to see it closer ![]() | |||
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"drop em Sens........" You try, View. We failed completely! Perhaps your more manly approach might do the trick! ![]() | |||
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"lol at _iew and eves. ok ok you guys i will get pic up ok! happy! shheeeesshhh some people lol. never happy lol x ![]() We are happy.... just more so when perv...perusing bums! ![]() | |||
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"drop em Sens........ You try, View. We failed completely! Perhaps your more manly approach might do the trick! ![]() I will try........... give me 30 mins to look up manly traits and practise.... be right back x | |||
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"drop em Sens........ You try, View. We failed completely! Perhaps your more manly approach might do the trick! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() can i touch with my teeth???? ![]() | |||
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"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() It's very yummy, but please can you turn the photo round and re-upload it? I nearly dropped the laptop trying to look at it the right way up!! ![]() | |||
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"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Good but not good enough.....getting a crick in my neck looking at that one....you can do better! ![]() | |||
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"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i will see what i can do naughty lol. and who wants to touch with teech lol. owch!!! x | |||
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"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() give me a second... slight blood rush... and not to my head. aye it's not bad at all........ maybe a slight more of a side _iew...... so I can savour both the starter and main course...... yu just don't want to think about dessert... ![]() | |||
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"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!! and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,, ![]() God have you seen Ahabs butt?!! As for Rentadread...I've become an old perv since joining this site! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol was worried about the main course too! yikes! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"hows this ya pervs lol. if you must touch, can you form an orderly cue please!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() please don't. cloraform will help and numb the pain | |||
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"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!! and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,, ![]() ![]() ![]() yes you have Sassy xx ![]() | |||
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"this thread is way too long for me to read all the way through but yes, more bum pics please gentleman!!!!! and _nvictus, he has a nice bum, and ahabs, and,,,and,,,,and,,,, ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooh and Dark Hung too....yum yum luvvery bums. ![]() | |||
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"hope this fixes neck problems and perving craving lol. and for my next trick lol x" Thank you. That's much better ![]() | |||
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"Naughty, have you been playing with the guys bums without me today? lol" Oh I've had more fun than I could ever have hoped for!!! lol. So many very lovely bottoms and so little time... Come and join madness! ![]() | |||
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"can i put my bum away now lol x" Nope. ![]() | |||
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"coughs loudly ![]() Yes and yours is very scrummy too, Private. ![]() | |||
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"coughs loudly ![]() lol at private. help me private, they wont let me leave lol ![]() | |||
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"i neary made the front my pro pic by mistake lol. phew! naughty you can have my bum anytime you know that x" xxxxxxxx ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"coughs loudly ![]() ![]() That's what you get for being cheeky lol I have been lucky today they left me alone lol ![]() | |||
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"We want more bums!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() get your out lol and the rest of you ladies lol x | |||
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"We want more bums!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I thought this was about guys getting their bums out but here you go ![]() | |||
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"We want more bums!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol it is but i love a ladies bum grey lol and yours is lovely. nows it was worth getting bum out lol x ![]() ![]() | |||
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"We want more bums!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() come on then, get it out ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"We want more bums!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() get what out lol. are you refering to iconic wanting cock glimpse ha ha x tut tut iconic lol x ![]() | |||
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"We want more bums!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol i had my bum out already lol. and wouldnt put my cock as profile pic cos all women would be in here in a cue ha ha (listen to the crap im laying) cock pic is only sent privatly to select peeps lol x ![]() | |||
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"We want more bums!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oooh oooh oooh pick me pick me!!!! ![]() | |||
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"dam grey you can see through my cunning plan! even baldrick of black adder would be proud of my plan lol x" It is indeed cunning, Cornwall-Male! | |||
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"dam grey you can see through my cunning plan! even baldrick of black adder would be proud of my plan lol x It is indeed cunning, Cornwall-Male!" thank you my lord (baldrick voice on) lol ![]() | |||
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"Would you prefer we bit your cocks? ...er....maybe....how hard were you thinking? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Katie ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think we could do with some nice torso shots....nothing like a man with strong arms n shoulders" Was going to reply but away to get more lemsip. ![]() | |||
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"Even with a cold you have joi_ed in and got your top off.....unheard of for someone with manflu ![]() lol but maybe he is one of the stronger ones who can man up and fight through it lol x ![]() | |||
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"Even with a cold you have joi_ed in and got your top off.....unheard of for someone with manflu ![]() Indeed. We should applaud his bravery! ![]() | |||
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"Even with a cold you have joi_ed in and got your top off.....unheard of for someone with manflu ![]() Thats sexist. How dare you! Haha. ![]() | |||
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"This thread still going then? ![]() Oh yes... Were you fluttering your eyelashes coyly as you asked that question? Hmm? ![]() | |||
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"This thread still going then? ![]() God knows why! ![]() | |||
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"OK don't wanna read the thread, just wanna see the bums" _etillante you bum lover lol. x | |||
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"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ New bum alert!!! Quick ladies come and have a look......oooops and gents ![]() laine ya lovely lickable lush lady. you on bum watch doing night shift again lol x | |||
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"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ New bum alert!!! Quick ladies come and have a look......oooops and gents ![]() Such a difficult task, but someone has to do it....plus I cam mail the girls with news of the newbies in the morning. ![]() | |||
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"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ New bum alert!!! Quick ladies come and have a look......oooops and gents ![]() ![]() I'm here and enjoying all of them, purely in my role at Sydney University ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Flash of me bum for the ladies ![]() ![]() Oooo thanks Ned! Very nice! ![]() | |||
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"Peachy ![]() Shall i get mine out?? xx ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Has Ahabs made it on here yet. I'd hate to see him miss out. ![]() Havent seen him yet, he'll come in at the last minute and take the glory, bless him. ![]() | |||
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"It makes me a happy woman to be going to bed with new bums still appearing on the thread... My work here is done and I can sleep with a smile on my face. Thanks boys! And girls, fill your boots!! ![]() Oh thank you for your thread, your work is done, sleep tight and have sweet bummy dreams ![]() | |||
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"laine your night shift officer. can you sign this in please lol x" Sig_ed, sealed delivered, I'm yours | |||
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"It makes me a happy woman to be going to bed with new bums still appearing on the thread... My work here is done and I can sleep with a smile on my face. Thanks boys! And girls, fill your boots!! ![]() ![]() Oh I will! ![]() | |||
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"laine your night shift officer. can you sign this in please lol x" I'm just filling my fountain pen at the moment........ ![]() | |||
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"laine your night shift officer. can you sign this in please lol x I'm just filling my fountain pen at the moment........ ![]() Can you sign here, right on my ar....?! | |||
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"laine your night shift officer. can you sign this in please lol x I'm just filling my fountain pen at the moment........ ![]() warming my nib... | |||
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"Peachy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Randy you already done that ![]() | |||
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"laine your night shift officer. can you sign this in please lol x I'm just filling my fountain pen at the moment........ ![]() careful your going to make ink blotches lol x | |||
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"Peachy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aw bless Petillante *blushes* x | |||
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"Peachy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The pleasure is all mine hun | |||
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