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"Awwwwww bless! *hang on, what's that I hear?!* 
Can you please play them quietly, I couldn't handle a headache too
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"Awwwwww bless! *hang on, what's that I hear?!*
Can you please play them quietly, I couldn't handle a headache too
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"Awww darling how horrid .... Nurses uniform on - a mReal stethoscope hangout ng over my breasts and big eyes looking after you ..... Better X " I need to read before sending ..... Bloody predictive text X | |||
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"I will need to muffle the noise. Can I wear your boobie earmuffs?" Only if you have tiny ears! | |||
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"Awww darling how horrid .... Nurses uniform on - a mReal stethoscope hangout ng over my breasts and big eyes looking after you ..... Better X I need to read before sending ..... Bloody predictive text X " Autocarrot is no respecter of the sick and needy | |||
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"Awww darling how horrid .... Nurses uniform on - a mReal stethoscope hangout ng over my breasts and big eyes looking after you ..... Better X " All of a sudden I feel poorly too. 
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"Before anyone says anything, I did not over imbibe whilst partaking in the Paddys Day festivities. I did however wake up feeling desperately unwell at 3am this morning. This has culminated in me losing a lot of sleep early on and I'm now mobing in and out of a semi conscious state. I am looking for a sympathetic soul to mop my fevered brow, perform bed baths and generally nurse me back to health. Volunteers apply within. (I'm guessing it will be a short list)" Why are you not at work? | |||
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"You have my sympathies! I felt like crap yesterday, with a Norovirus type bug, slept a lot in past 24 hrs & a bit better today. Still drinking fluids but not food yet. Take it easy, then you'll be better soon."  | |||
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"You have my sympathies! I felt like crap yesterday, with a Norovirus type bug, slept a lot in past 24 hrs & a bit better today. Still drinking fluids but not food yet. Take it easy, then you'll be better soon. "There's a lot of it about nearly everyone one we knowincluding us has had it,thick head,sore throat aches and pains and that good old favourte suicidal Earache.Oh to be Human | |||
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"Before anyone says anything, I did not over imbibe whilst partaking in the Paddys Day festivities. I did however wake up feeling desperately unwell at 3am this morning. This has culminated in me losing a lot of sleep early on and I'm now mobing in and out of a semi conscious state. I am looking for a sympathetic soul to mop my fevered brow, perform bed baths and generally nurse me back to health. Volunteers apply within. (I'm guessing it will be a short list)" We use thin slices of fresh ginger(amount size of 2 die) simmered for 15mins for a tea,add a good squirt of lemon and a teaspoon of honey bit of whiskey or brandy if you have it but still nice without.Get well soon | |||
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"Before anyone says anything, I did not over imbibe whilst partaking in the Paddys Day festivities. I did however wake up feeling desperately unwell at 3am this morning. This has culminated in me losing a lot of sleep early on and I'm now mobing in and out of a semi conscious state. I am looking for a sympathetic soul to mop my fevered brow, perform bed baths and generally nurse me back to health. Volunteers apply within. (I'm guessing it will be a short list) We use thin slices of fresh ginger(amount size of 2 die) simmered for 15mins for a tea,add a good squirt of lemon and a teaspoon of honey bit of whiskey or brandy if you have it but still nice without.Get well soon "That's my tipple of choice when ill. | |||
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"Before anyone says anything, I did not over imbibe whilst partaking in the Paddys Day festivities. I did however wake up feeling desperately unwell at 3am this morning. This has culminated in me losing a lot of sleep early on and I'm now mobing in and out of a semi conscious state. I am looking for a sympathetic soul to mop my fevered brow, perform bed baths and generally nurse me back to health. Volunteers apply within. (I'm guessing it will be a short list)" Sorry forgot to say the quantity it's for half a pint | |||
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"If you have a cold and all congestion get a sinus rinse from boots trust me that thing clears out so much shit out of your nose it's unreal "Ginger is an immune system booster and a anti inflammatory isn't nature great | |||
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"I might try that if I can venture out to get some ginger. I think it's the aftermath of last weeks antibiotics working their way out of my system " antibiotics can play havoc on your body make sure you get some probiotics down you as well to restore the good bacteria as antibiotics play havoc with your flora in your stomach | |||
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"If I were there, I'd pop round and feed you some medicine and start putting post its with my name on the backs of any items that you may not have willed to anyone else. One never knows, you see. "Always looking on the bright side. Thank you Tina. Should I scribble your name on the actimel or can I trust you to share it with miss cheekychops? | |||
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"If I were there, I'd pop round and feed you some medicine and start putting post its with my name on the backs of any items that you may not have willed to anyone else. One never knows, you see.
Always looking on the bright side. Thank you Tina.
Should I scribble your name on the actimel or can I trust you to share it with miss cheekychops?"She can have that | |||
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"Three choices, 1 bowl of cornflakes 2 drag myself in front of the telly 3 roll over and fall asleep Decisions decisions decisions " place cornflakes on table drag duvet from bedroom put tv on snuggle on sofa | |||
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"Going to grab duvet, back in a mo" . If you had noticed my post earlier in your thread you would have realised I've got it covered dozy ass and yiu would need to be even moving | |||
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"Going to grab duvet, back in a mo. If you had noticed my post earlier in your thread you would have realised I've got it covered dozy ass and yiu would need to be even moving "Don't pick on me, I'm not well  | |||
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"Going to grab duvet, back in a mo. If you had noticed my post earlier in your thread you would have realised I've got it covered dozy ass and yiu would need to be even moving
Don't pick on me, I'm not well ". Ah I'm sorry, shall I make up for it with jammy dodgers, tea and cuddles | |||
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"Going to grab duvet, back in a mo. If you had noticed my post earlier in your thread you would have realised I've got it covered dozy ass and yiu would need to be even moving
Don't pick on me, I'm not well . Ah I'm sorry, shall I make up for it with jammy dodgers, tea and cuddles "I don't drink tea but 2 out of 3 ain't bad | |||
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"Want me to sing Soft Kitty?https://youtu.be/pm-gFXdmqik" That scared me tbh | |||
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"Going to grab duvet, back in a mo. If you had noticed my post earlier in your thread you would have realised I've got it covered dozy ass and yiu would need to be even moving
Don't pick on me, I'm not well . Ah I'm sorry, shall I make up for it with jammy dodgers, tea and cuddles
I don't drink tea but 2 out of 3 ain't bad". Can you afford to be picky when you need nursing  right anyway didn't someone say bed bath, where's me carbolic  | |||
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"Going to grab duvet, back in a mo. If you had noticed my post earlier in your thread you would have realised I've got it covered dozy ass and yiu would need to be even moving
Don't pick on me, I'm not well . Ah I'm sorry, shall I make up for it with jammy dodgers, tea and cuddles
I don't drink tea but 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Can you afford to be picky when you need nursing right anyway didn't someone say bed bath, where's me carbolic "Passes carbolic soap scrubbing brush ice cubes rough towels anything else | |||
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"Want me to sing Soft Kitty?https://youtu.be/pm-gFXdmqik That scared me tbh " | |||
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"Ffs That's a serious penalty for turning down a cup of tea ". You'll not do it again then will ya | |||
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"I don't think you are all taking this dying deathbed of mine very seriously " . Ok lovely one, what's the matter, how are you feeling, is it still hurting, can we get you anything, ooooh your such a brave little soldier any better, I said all of that with a really sympathetic voice | |||
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"I don't think you are all taking this dying deathbed of mine very seriously " Sorry | |||
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"Sips slowly on hot lemon while casting eyes around looking for a sympathetic face ". I tried really hard honest I did, but it's really hard to be sympathetic when all you want to is laugh, shall I try again. Does mr Colgate need tucking in or maybe a little help with a wash of his dinky or just a little cuddle wuddle, that was my best voice | |||
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