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International Awkward Moment Day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's International Awkward Moment Day today (no really, Google if you don't believe me ) so come on, spill, what was your most awkward awkward moment? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a 7 seater taxi with work colleagues, after a night away in a hotel where I took some photos.

I decided to show them a pic on my phone.

Turning my phone round for them in did something on the touchscreen and showed them a gallery page of arse photos.

That was a bit of an oops.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The one where I replied to a girlfriend asking about the state of my lovelife and sent the email to 1000 business contacts by mistake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask me again in a couple of weeks time - it'll be fresh in the memory then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iOS update where I didn't read the small print and shared all my photos and videos with the only person on my contact list who had iShare - my mother! Yes, ALL my photos and videos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"iOS update where I didn't read the small print and shared all my photos and videos with the only person on my contact list who had iShare - my mother! Yes, ALL my photos and videos. "

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Whilst travelling in thailand.

I hired one of them scooter motorbikes evrryone uses.

they asked if I need a helmet I said I should be ok.

I crashed the bike 2 meters from the bike hire place and went over the handles as I pressed the front wheel break...landdd on my back at the feet of bunch of thai girls. ..Whilst a few australian guys I met there walked round the corner and had a good laugh lol

that one or when I was in wh smiths few years back I bent down to pick a magazine up...a loud tearing noise followed by a few looks as my jeans ripped from the crotch right up to the arse bit...whilst going commando

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one where I replied to a girlfriend asking about the state of my lovelife and sent the email to 1000 business contacts by mistake! "


"iOS update where I didn't read the small print and shared all my photos and videos with the only person on my contact list who had iShare - my mother! Yes, ALL my photos and videos. "

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"iOS update where I didn't read the small print and shared all my photos and videos with the only person on my contact list who had iShare - my mother! Yes, ALL my photos and videos. "

Your poor mum lol

your mums face bless her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst travelling in thailand.

I hired one of them scooter motorbikes evrryone uses.

they asked if I need a helmet I said I should be ok.

I crashed the bike 2 meters from the bike hire place and went over the handles as I pressed the front wheel break...landdd on my back at the feet of bunch of thai girls. ..Whilst a few australian guys I met there walked round the corner and had a good laugh lol

that one or when I was in wh smiths few years back I bent down to pick a magazine up...a loud tearing noise followed by a few looks as my jeans ripped from the crotch right up to the arse bit...whilst going commando "

Missed photo opportunity in smiths!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iOS update where I didn't read the small print and shared all my photos and videos with the only person on my contact list who had iShare - my mother! Yes, ALL my photos and videos.

Your poor mum lol

your mums face bless her"

She handled it with absolute aplomb in fairness; a simple text saying 'I don't think all those photos are suitable for sharing darling' and nothing said since. Classy woman my mother! I still die a little every time I think about it. I only thank goodness my Dad is a total technophobe.

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"iOS update where I didn't read the small print and shared all my photos and videos with the only person on my contact list who had iShare - my mother! Yes, ALL my photos and videos.

Your poor mum lol

your mums face bless her

She handled it with absolute aplomb in fairness; a simple text saying 'I don't think all those photos are suitable for sharing darling' and nothing said since. Classy woman my mother! I still die a little every time I think about it. I only thank goodness my Dad is a total technophobe. "

aww your mum sounds ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my first wife and I got engaged my mate bought a date to the engagement party, not realising she was my ex girlfriend, to make matters worse, my soon to be brother in law, had had a one night stand with her the previous week, and done a runner in the morning before she woke up, that was a bit awkward to say the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I've had many... leaving the phone on and then telling husband what an idiot my sister is and why is she never fucking on time?!

That one stands out because when she arrived she laughed about it and told me, winked and walked into the kitchen. I'd of gone mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst travelling in thailand.

I hired one of them scooter motorbikes evrryone uses.

they asked if I need a helmet I said I should be ok.

I crashed the bike 2 meters from the bike hire place and went over the handles as I pressed the front wheel break...landdd on my back at the feet of bunch of thai girls. ..Whilst a few australian guys I met there walked round the corner and had a good laugh lol

that one or when I was in wh smiths few years back I bent down to pick a magazine up...a loud tearing noise followed by a few looks as my jeans ripped from the crotch right up to the arse bit...whilst going commando "

I had the trouser rip in a nightclub.

To add insult to injury I was wearing a black thong and had saddle sores on my bum.

And there was a viewing balcony above the dance floor I was on at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a house party, in a room with acquaintances some I was meeting for the first time and the music had just gone quiet as the track changed. I drop a crisp onto the floor and stoop to pick it up. The movement and posture ensures I let out a rip-snorting fart that rattles the windows and the whole room is rolling around pissing themselves with laughter

Maintaining my cool I turned to the hostess and said "Struth your floor boards are creaky!" More laughter ensued.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iOS update where I didn't read the small print and shared all my photos and videos with the only person on my contact list who had iShare - my mother! Yes, ALL my photos and videos.

Your poor mum lol

your mums face bless her

She handled it with absolute aplomb in fairness; a simple text saying 'I don't think all those photos are suitable for sharing darling' and nothing said since. Classy woman my mother! I still die a little every time I think about it. I only thank goodness my Dad is a total technophobe. "

I love that story.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Jeezus.

Too many. I'm kinda immune to embarrassment these days...

But...

I was reminded at lunch yesterday by my boss's boss about that time I stole two bottles of wine from the House of Commons during a work reception.

:/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeezus.

Too many. I'm kinda immune to embarrassment these days...

But...

I was reminded at lunch yesterday by my boss's boss about that time I stole two bottles of wine from the House of Commons during a work reception.

:/"

They probably just put it down as 10 bottles on their expenses anyway !

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Jeezus.

Too many. I'm kinda immune to embarrassment these days...

But...

I was reminded at lunch yesterday by my boss's boss about that time I stole two bottles of wine from the House of Commons during a work reception.

:/

They probably just put it down as 10 bottles on their expenses anyway ! "

He seemed to think it amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The eve of my sisters wedding. I hadn't seen the maid of honour for ages but knew she had lost her hair and it had been a really difficult time.

I was chatting to her and she looked great so I said.... "You look really good, your hair looks amazing...." Now if I had stopped there everything would have been fine but I had to add... "Where did you buy it"

She ran off to the loo crying.

I asked one of the other bridesmaids what was wrong with her and sure enough, she was wearing a wig AND it was the first time she had been brave enough to wear it in public...!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"iOS update where I didn't read the small print and shared all my photos and videos with the only person on my contact list who had iShare - my mother! Yes, ALL my photos and videos.

Your poor mum lol

your mums face bless her

She handled it with absolute aplomb in fairness; a simple text saying 'I don't think all those photos are suitable for sharing darling' and nothing said since. Classy woman my mother! I still die a little every time I think about it. I only thank goodness my Dad is a total technophobe. "

Lol they are suitable for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not too awkward as i dont embarass easily but i did send a rather aroused message to my manager instead of W - i sent an oops straight away and next time i went into the office i just got a raised eyebrow look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was out with drinking with some old friends and late in the night 2 of my friends gf's got me on the dance floor (I cant dance) they were messing about dancing very close and bumping into me, The next morning I woke up with the memory fresh in my mind I decided to knock one off thinking about them, Not long after finishing there was a knock at the door it was one of my mates and his gf, I couldn't look her in the eye

There is another one much worse but I don't think I will be telling anyone,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was out with drinking with some old friends and late in the night 2 of my friends gf's got me on the dance floor (I cant dance) they were messing about dancing very close and bumping into me, The next morning I woke up with the memory fresh in my mind I decided to knock one off thinking about them, Not long after finishing there was a knock at the door it was one of my mates and his gf, I couldn't look her in the eye

There is another one much worse but I don't think I will be telling anyone,

"

dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was out with drinking with some old friends and late in the night 2 of my friends gf's got me on the dance floor (I cant dance) they were messing about dancing very close and bumping into me, The next morning I woke up with the memory fresh in my mind I decided to knock one off thinking about them, Not long after finishing there was a knock at the door it was one of my mates and his gf, I couldn't look her in the eye

There is another one much worse but I don't think I will be telling anyone,

dare ya"

Nope, haha, I didn't even know until the next day and am not even sure the other person involved knew at the time but I recon she does now, I haven't seen her since but she will be feeling just as embarrassed as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many moons ago, I was in soho, I had just given a man a quick noshing off in a toilet cubicle. So

Over to the sink, wash the hands and face, short glance in the mirror and up to the bar to order another drink. It was really busy.

As the barman turned around to give me my change I caught my reflection in the bar mirror.

A huge thick line of cum sitting on top of my head

I could have died. I tried to stay away but returned a couple of weeks later. Who served me at the bar? yep the same sodding barman. Embarrassed once more

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