FabSwingers.com forum: Invictus

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I hate to treat the men on here like sex objects... ahem... and variety is the spice of life and all that, but....

I really think Invictus should stop messing around with his avatar and put his bottom back where it belongs!!! In full view!!

Your thoughts please? Do you agree or disagree and if so why?

(oh and my reasons for wanting it back are purely aesthetic and not pervy at all.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i thought this was an invitation to get the strap on out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree...Mmmmmmm!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmm yes bring back the bum

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

No... I'm feeling shy today....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I like the bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

BUM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No... I'm feeling shy today....

aww go no, you show me yours n ill get mine out

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

We want the bum!

Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No... I'm feeling shy today....

Don't be shy... We'll be gentle with you...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Bum

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I really enjoyed the dummies.

But if we are to continue with the is Vic really Funky rumors then it has to be ASS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I really enjoyed the dummies.

But if we are to continue with the is Vic really Funky rumors then it has to be ASS!!!!"

We have a bum!

And very nice it is too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really enjoyed the dummies.

But if we are to continue with the is Vic really Funky rumors then it has to be ASS!!!!"

See? Funky's got his out...

And to see both of your bottoms in a thread is enough to make a girl get very over-excited....

Oh go on... You know you want to...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

*nervously* maybe....is Sassy about

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I really enjoyed the dummies.

But if we are to continue with the is Vic really Funky rumors then it has to be ASS!!!!"

They arrived in the post then mate.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I really enjoyed the dummies.

But if we are to continue with the is Vic really Funky rumors then it has to be ASS!!!!"

Oooooh that bum will do me nicely thank you!

Never mind Vickers... Funky has stepped up to the plate. You're missing out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*nervously* maybe....is Sassy about

Now now! No excuses...

And I'll protect you if necessary...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*nervously* maybe....is Sassy about

Oh pleeeeeeese!!!

Invictus...bum...dah!!!

Come on lad...get it out for the girls (boys)...tee hee!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I really enjoyed the dummies.

But if we are to continue with the is Vic really Funky rumors then it has to be ASS!!!!

They arrived in the post then mate.

Yes thanks mate, I spent a wonderful few hours this morning with them. I think my favourite was Dolly, she is such a inanimate slut!

You is the mannequin pimp master Vic!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I really enjoyed the dummies.

But if we are to continue with the is Vic really Funky rumors then it has to be ASS!!!!

Oooooh that bum will do me nicely thank you!

Never mind Vickers... Funky has stepped up to the plate. You're missing out!

I was going to PM you a selection of bum pics, but I guess you don't want them now then...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I really enjoyed the dummies.

But if we are to continue with the is Vic really Funky rumors then it has to be ASS!!!!

Oooooh that bum will do me nicely thank you!

Never mind Vickers... Funky has stepped up to the plate. You're missing out!

I was going to PM you a selection of bum pics, but I guess you don't want them now then...

Don't be ridiculous... send em!

*waits by inbox*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really enjoyed the dummies.

But if we are to continue with the is Vic really Funky rumors then it has to be ASS!!!!

Oooooh that bum will do me nicely thank you!

Never mind Vickers... Funky has stepped up to the plate. You're missing out!

I have to admit...Funky's bum sure is preeeety!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"*nervously* maybe....is Sassy about

Oh pleeeeeeese!!!

Invictus...bum...dah!!!

Come on lad...get it out for the girls (boys)...tee hee!!!

*loud hailer cop voice*

Put down the butt plugg and step away from the bum with your hands in the air!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wonders if Funky has a selection of bum pics he might want to PM to me as Invictus isn't coming up with the goods!! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*nervously* maybe....is Sassy about

Oh pleeeeeeese!!!

Invictus...bum...dah!!!

Come on lad...get it out for the girls (boys)...tee hee!!!

*loud hailer cop voice*

Put down the butt plugg and step away from the bum with your hands in the air!!!

*Waves hand in the air, but giggles hips to move the 18" strap on*

Sorry Vic, you're on your own hon!! I know I said I'd protect you, but fuck that!! Or not as the case may be... *backs away, slightly nervously*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*nervously* maybe....is Sassy about

Oh pleeeeeeese!!!

Invictus...bum...dah!!!

Come on lad...get it out for the girls (boys)...tee hee!!!

*loud hailer cop voice*

Put down the butt plugg and step away from the bum with your hands in the air!!!"

*Waves hand in the air, but jiggles hips to move the 18" strap on*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*nervously* maybe....is Sassy about

Oh pleeeeeeese!!!

Invictus...bum...dah!!!

Come on lad...get it out for the girls (boys)...tee hee!!!

*loud hailer cop voice*

Put down the butt plugg and step away from the bum with your hands in the air!!!

*Waves hand in the air, but giggles hips to move the 18" strap on*

Sorry Vic, you're on your own hon!! I know I said I'd protect you, but fuck that!! Or not as the case may be... *backs away, slightly nervously*"

Haaa haaa haaa haaa!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

18 inch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm now traumatised and will be changing my avatar to a picture of my knee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"18 inch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm now traumatised and will be changing my avatar to a picture of my knee

Pssst! What if we called it a "knee" but it was really your bum? Do you think we could fool Sassy?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Okay.....but, first sign of anything resembling a strap on and I'm running to the hills!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay.....but, first sign of anything resembling a strap on and I'm running to the hills!!!

Hmmmmm since normal service has been resumed, the strap on can stay in the box...I'm happy to just perv...erm, I mean, glance nonchalantly...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Wonders if Funky has a selection of bum pics he might want to PM to me as Invictus isn't coming up with the goods!! Ha!

I've just had Vickers' bum selection... now I'd like to see Funky's selection so that I can examine for pocket fluff!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonders if Funky has a selection of bum pics he might want to PM to me as Invictus isn't coming up with the goods!! Ha!

I've just had Vickers' bum selection... now I'd like to see Funky's selection so that I can examine for pocket fluff!

Me too! Is it time for a "Funky - bum or not?" thread I ask myself...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Wonders if Funky has a selection of bum pics he might want to PM to me as Invictus isn't coming up with the goods!! Ha!

I've just had Vickers' bum selection... now I'd like to see Funky's selection so that I can examine for pocket fluff!

Me too! Is it time for a "Funky - bum or not?" thread I ask myself...

It's past time I'd say!!

*wiggles eyebrows*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay.....but, first sign of anything resembling a strap on and I'm running to the hills!!!

Phew.... Thanks gorgeous. My day can now start properly with a long pervy stare at your delectable bottom...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonders if Funky has a selection of bum pics he might want to PM to me as Invictus isn't coming up with the goods!! Ha!

I've just had Vickers' bum selection... now I'd like to see Funky's selection so that I can examine for pocket fluff!

Me too! Is it time for a "Funky - bum or not?" thread I ask myself...

It's past time I'd say!!

*wiggles eyebrows*

Would you like the honours or shall I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I missed something is it National Ass Day or something lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Wonders if Funky has a selection of bum pics he might want to PM to me as Invictus isn't coming up with the goods!! Ha!

I've just had Vickers' bum selection... now I'd like to see Funky's selection so that I can examine for pocket fluff!

Me too! Is it time for a "Funky - bum or not?" thread I ask myself...

It's past time I'd say!!

*wiggles eyebrows*

Would you like the honours or shall I?

I'm still erm... researching Vickers' bum... you do the thread, I'll wait by the inbox!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Honestly, what are you women like?

It's so degrading in this day and age to see a man passed from girl to girl, each braying and boasting about the pics he's been made to send, like something in a cattle market.

He's a person, not a piece of meat & I can't imagine how he feels about all this bullying. He should be free to have whatever he wants as his avatar pic.

Personally, I think his 'knee' idea was a good one.

*not grumpy atall about all the attention he's getting*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

*stern voice*

I have to say ladies, treateing us men as mere sex objects to be lusted over.....is great!!!

I think I need therapy now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*stern voice*

I have to say ladies, treateing us men as mere sex objects to be lusted over.....is great!!!

I think I need therapy now.

Will kissing it help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly, what are you women like?

It's so degrading in this day and age to see a man passed from girl to girl, each braying and boasting about the pics he's been made to send, like something in a cattle market.

He's a person, not a piece of meat & I can't imagine how he feels about all this bullying. He should be free to have whatever he wants as his avatar pic.

Personally, I think his 'knee' idea was a good one.

*not grumpy atall about all the attention he's getting*"

Oh go on then... Show us your bum!!! Please...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Honestly, what are you women like?

It's so degrading in this day and age to see a man passed from girl to girl, each braying and boasting about the pics he's been made to send, like something in a cattle market.

He's a person, not a piece of meat & I can't imagine how he feels about all this bullying. He should be free to have whatever he wants as his avatar pic.

Personally, I think his 'knee' idea was a good one.

*not grumpy atall about all the attention he's getting*"

Shurrup and get your arse out then grumpy drawers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep agreed xx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

This is harassment.

I'm reporting all of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have I missed something is it National Ass Day or something lol

It's always National Ass Day on here! He he he

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This is harassment.

I'm reporting all of you."

Is that before or after you get your kit off, take some new pics and show them to us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is harassment.

I'm reporting all of you.

Is that before or after you get your kit off, take some new pics and show them to us?

New thread supplied as requested, my partner in crime!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have now been contacted by both Admin and a Mod about this thread.

They are considering a ban.

For me.

Unless I send them a bum pic.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Best flash it again quick then...

waaaaayyyyy heeeeyyyy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

God I love Tuesday mornings!! He he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bank balances! Bank balances!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No... I'm feeling shy today....

Awww...want me to come hold your hand??

and lol you spend all this time getting fun avatars and no one wants you to change it.. Told you for the next social just call yourself the arse..

katie. x

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