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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Such a refined drink, don't you think?

Let's have a discussion about sherry. How does it make you feel? Can you take a lot of it, or is a small dose occasionally more than enough?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I like a drop of sherry now and again.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Dry sherry over ice, lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AND THE 2007 DARWIN AWARD WINNER IS...

THE ENEMA WITHIN (Confirmed True by Darwin)

May 2004, Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party.

Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old backside!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. Toxicology reports measured his blood alcohol level as 0.47%.

In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharp Dressed Man I will bring the funnell and two bottles you supply the orifice...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Only in trifle!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Its yuk!

Right thats enough of my refined chat for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AND THE 2007 DARWIN AWARD WINNER IS...

THE ENEMA WITHIN (Confirmed True by Darwin)

May 2004, Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party.

Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old backside!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. Toxicology reports measured his blood alcohol level as 0.47%.

In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident."

Lol...The misadventures of the gene pool haha ..tickled me ...

Worthy of honorific consideration of said Darwin Award ..must be the reprobates who, upend a bottle of vodka into the eyeball ..what the fuck is that about !!....

Extolling on Baz`s idea of a funnel ....mabye a frontal lobotomy will soon be en vogue ....the inheritance of aquired characteristics will take on new meaning ....

No alcohol touches my lips ....but remember cyprus sherry ...t`was ok ...bit sickly to be honest ...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

For some strange reason known only to myself i buy a bottle every christmas (didnt this year) and force myself to drink it over the christmas period. Mind you it does warm the cockels

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

IF she keeps talking she will be walking that blacktop

or is this a different Sherry

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"IF she keeps talking she will be walking that blacktop

or is this a different Sherry"

It definitely wasn't about a person. Not even fictionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cypriot sherry..... Commandaria, ahhh I remember it well.

I prefer a dry fino or manzanilla, served over ice or well chilled.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i'm sure sherry,and fortified wine,are the same drink.just in different bottles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like Sherry, as well as Mulled Wine and Port - I know there old ladies drinks but I cant help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd sooner drink my own piss

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I'd sooner drink my own piss "

You do every saturday night with the cheap Asda cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd sooner drink my own piss

You do every saturday night with the cheap Asda cider "

Not any more - it got me into too much grief, and apart from that I'm losing weight, so cannot have any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer sweet than dry sherry, and love it with tapas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aaaaaahhhhhhhh.....cockburns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh,,,,I feel a song coming on.....

Sherry, Sherry baby

Sherrrieeeee, Sherry baby

Sherry baby (Sherry baby)

Sherry can you come out tonight

(Come,come, come out tonight)

Sherry baby (Sherry baby)

Sherry can you come out tonight

(Why don't you come out) To my twist party

(Come out) Where the bright moon shines

(Come out) We'll dance the night away

I'm gonna make you mine

Sherry baby (Sherry baby)

Sherry can you come out tonight

(Come, come, come out tonight)

You better ask your Mama (Sherry baby)

Tell her everything is alright

***Deep Voice bit***

(Why don't you come out) With your red dress on

(Come out) Mmm you look so fine

(Comeout) Move it nice and easy

Girl, you make me lose my mind

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By *appy101Woman
over a year ago

Telford

i dont drink,all alcohol tastes yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Such a refined drink, don't you think?

Let's have a discussion about sherry. How does it make you feel? Can you take a lot of it, or is a small dose occasionally more than enough?

"

Conjurs up Emily Bishop types to me!

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