FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite saying?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have a phrase or saying you use a lot or one which makes you chuckle when you hear it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if in doubt,,,just pout"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I imagine you use that a bit ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I imagine you use that a bit ha "

now n then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi you! Get off that fuckin tractor!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have so many one I love is

Fuck em feed em rice

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

Yep in scouse il say it lol.dey do do dat dough don't dey dough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"huh,,ive seen girls with bigger cocks"

use that phrase often on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""huh,,ive seen girls with bigger cocks"

use that phrase often on here

Or you could say

"Oh look it's a cock but only smaller"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not guilty...use that one a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's not what you know

But what you can prove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This too shall pass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/03/16 00:36:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not guilty...use that one a bit.

if i ever end up in court I so hope your the judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not guilty...use that one a bit.

if i ever end up in court I so hope your the judge

You'll try anything to get me into a wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not guilty...use that one a bit.

if i ever end up in court I so hope your the judge

You'll try anything to get me into a wig

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Sod that for a game of Soldiers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Drop off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fuck me pink with a whitewash brush.

Stolen from my nan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pot calling the kettle black

a spades a spade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/03/16 00:57:14]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have a face only a mother could love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personality is me.. My attitude depends on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you can't beat them

Punch them

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

What the fuck over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's not going to suck it's self

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East

"Carpe diem"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm paid for what I know not what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we used to ask grandma what's for tea....her reply was "shit with sugar on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Carpe diem""

Memento Mori..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really are the dregs of the ball sack aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you carnt kill her make her suffer

still makes me giggle

said by a very elderly lady at bath time

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

When someone says "trust me"

There's only two people I trust, one of thems me and the other one ain't you.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"My personality is me.. My attitude depends on you "

, I like this so much, to the point I'd like/may/borrow use it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No guts no glory

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

These are mainly aimed at panic merchants, moan-a-minutes at work:

Nobody died.

Dry your eyes.

Don't panic (taken from dads army).

Take a chill pill.

Turn the volume down (to a shouty guy)

(or)

Ok, I can hear you, I 'ain't deaf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go for a long walk and don't come back

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

Cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear, one mans meat is another mans poison, fur coat no knickers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I am not back in 5 minutes...

Just wait longer

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Mine would be "I know a song about that"

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love this quote

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell

In such a way they look forward to the trip

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If less is more, just think how much MORE more will be!"

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Go for a long walk and don't come back "

(Why not go one further

Buy a one way ticket to Auckland (new Zealand)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here, Never say never when I know it really means never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord AV mercy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day...

I get on my own nerves..

And not a saying exactly a saying, but apprently I don't say pardon properly it sounds like p'dun~

Hubs says that's my catchphrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love stop marthering me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't ask you don't get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jobs a good un

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

She don't shit rainbows and fart glitter does she?

And once said to me when i was a teen after a break up..."there's plenty more fish to fry in the field"....two combined i think but it has stuck with a large group of people who still use it....and i have heard my daughter use it too

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By *rinTampaMan
over a year ago

Tampa

If only I knew then what I know now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The avalanche has already started it is too late for the pebbles to vote

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

About as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike...

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

[Removed by poster at 18/03/16 23:23:13]

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

You'll be thrown out on your ear.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never say never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheque please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About as much use as a chocolate fireguard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say what you see , if you see it , say it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a phrase or saying you use a lot or one which makes you chuckle when you hear it.

There is that much shit spilling out of their mouth that their arse is jealous....

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By *ussieWoman
over a year ago

grays

As much use as a chocolate tea pot talking about management in work and spitting feathers when in real thirsty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's for ya won't pass ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're about as useful as David Cameron's moral compass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite Military saying is you don't have to worry about the bullet with your name on,it the ones addressed to whom it may concern

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