FabSwingers.com forum: Question thread..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ask any question and try to answer if you think you know/ have an opinion.

I will start you off with what's a cougar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An older woman who dates younger guys

what exactly dos being vanilla mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An older woman who dates younger guys

what exactly dos being vanilla mean?"

Your not into anything too kinky.

So can you be a cougar if your 29 and they are 26?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An older woman who dates younger guys

what exactly dos being vanilla mean?"
It's a mountain lion !!! It means no swinging everyday life.

What is a bear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what thread is best not to post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An older woman who dates younger guys

what exactly dos being vanilla mean?"

Being vanilla is a myth... There is vanilla sex... But everyone has their little kinks so no one is truly vanilla 100% of the time.

Is it possible to have fun with a guy who suffers from ED?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An older woman who dates younger guys

what exactly dos being vanilla mean?It's a mountain lion !!! It means no swinging everyday life.

What is a bear?

A big furry animal...ask Leonardo Dicaprio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what thread is best not to post"

Cheating/married ones! !

What's the average age and length of membership on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what thread is best not to post"
If your a single male I'd say asking for profile advise as a woman nothing. As a TV or ts hmmm no ideaxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how long does it take to get verified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask any question and try to answer if you think you know/ have an opinion.

I will start you off with what's a cougar?"

It's a big cat found in North America.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"An older woman who dates younger guys

what exactly dos being vanilla mean?It's a mountain lion !!! It means no swinging everyday life.

What is a bear?

A big furry animal...ask Leonardo Dicaprio "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

how long does it take to get verified."

10 years for single males

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is fab "
A lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?"

Whats a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?"

Yeah actually I do

No offence though fella as I know you're a thoroughly decent chap, but ideally with someone else

What's the best UNLOS you've seen on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this word SEX all about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?"
Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this word SEX all about? "

An S an E and an X

Do you belive in ghosts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's this word SEX all about? "

Super emotive x rays

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's this word SEX all about?

An S an E and an X

Do you belive in ghosts?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

Yeah actually I do

No offence though fella as I know you're a thoroughly decent chap, but ideally with someone else

What's the best UNLOS you've seen on here?"

Not seen any good ones lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

Whats a fuck

It's where the bird and bee hold wings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the best scifi film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best scifi film?"

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By *fricanMann2077Man
over a year ago

Stoke On Trent

"What's the best scifi film?"

Watch Back to future.

But i got a list of 1000 syfy tv series i can give you to watch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best scifi film?

Watch Back to future.

But i got a list of 1000 syfy tv series i can give you to watch. "

Back to the future? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do I get one hair that grows under my chin?

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Why do I get one hair that grows under my chin?

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. Because your billy goat gruff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do i get a boner while perving vara's pictures

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Why do i get a boner while perving vara's pictures

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. Because she's flipping sexy, why else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An older woman who dates younger guys

what exactly dos being vanilla mean?

Your not into anything too kinky.

So can you be a cougar if your 29 and they are 26?"

I was under the impression that you had to be a woman of 40+ to be classed as a cougar

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Why do i get a boner while perving vara's pictures

. Because she's flipping sexy, why else

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. Why don't women have cool names to describe themselves as being horny, for instance being able to say you have a boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do i get a boner while perving vara's pictures

. Because she's flipping sexy, why else

. Why don't women have cool names to describe themselves as being horny, for instance being able to say you have a boner

I have a friend who uses 'I've got a wide on'.. Not cool.. But does make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An older woman who dates younger guys

what exactly dos being vanilla mean?

Your not into anything too kinky.

So can you be a cougar if your 29 and they are 26?

I was under the impression that you had to be a woman of 40+ to be classed as a cougar

So did I till someone called me one at 29!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do i get a boner while perving vara's pictures

. Because she's flipping sexy, why else

. Why don't women have cool names to describe themselves as being horny, for instance being able to say you have a boner

I have a friend who uses 'I've got a wide on'.. Not cool.. But does make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do i get a boner while perving vara's pictures

. Because she's flipping sexy, why else

. Why don't women have cool names to describe themselves as being horny, for instance being able to say you have a boner

Yes cause I'm wet just sounds like we have wee'd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do I get one hair that grows under my chin?

. Because your billy goat gruff

Meanie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do i get a boner while perving vara's pictures

I wouldn't know I've been dressed the last few days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why why why did I not Hotlist that profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When You (A Woman) has erect (hard) nipples that poke through your top

A - Are you aware that they are showing ?

B - Does it turn you on knowing that people can see them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How fast does a northern bullet travel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy or chips?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When You (A Woman) has erect (hard) nipples that poke through your top

A - Are you aware that they are showing ?

B - Does it turn you on knowing that people can see them ?"

Sometimes and depends who's looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How fast does a northern bullet travel?"

What's a northern bullet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Daddy or chips?"

Neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How fast does a northern bullet travel?"

Probable the same speed as a Southern, eastern and western bullet travels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When You (A Woman) has erect (hard) nipples that poke through your top

A - Are you aware that they are showing ?

B - Does it turn you on knowing that people can see them ?"

Doesn't happen often......

A. yes as I can feel they're hard

B. no it doesn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can two swinging couples just be friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When You (A Woman) has erect (hard) nipples that poke through your top

A - Are you aware that they are showing ?

B - Does it turn you on knowing that people can see them ?"

Mine are constantly erect.. I'm either permanently horny (possibly) or permanently cold.. I wear padded bras.. If someone can see them then I'm already turned on

.. OK.. What does an amber moon smell like?.. Or a turquoise sky?.... And icicles.. What could icicles possibly smell of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you really hit a bongo 400 different ways?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok a personal one

Would it put you off meeting socially or more, A 39 year old who looks a lot younger, And why ?

I'm thinking a Woman 35-45 plus,

Its OK am a big boy I can take it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok a personal one

Would it put you off meeting socially or more, A 39 year old who looks a lot younger, And why ?

I'm thinking a Woman 35-45 plus,

Its OK am a big boy I can take it

OI your not allowed to rule out the op on the ops thread. Besides I'm a cougar apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it my bed time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok a personal one

Would it put you off meeting socially or more, A 39 year old who looks a lot younger, And why ?

I'm thinking a Woman 35-45 plus,

Its OK am a big boy I can take it

OI your not allowed to rule out the op on the ops thread. Besides I'm a cougar apparently

Don't cougars pray on young looking Men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it my bed time?"
Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok a personal one

Would it put you off meeting socially or more, A 39 year old who looks a lot younger, And why ?

I'm thinking a Woman 35-45 plus,

Its OK am a big boy I can take it

OI your not allowed to rule out the op on the ops thread. Besides I'm a cougar apparently

Don't cougars pray on young looking Men

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prey being the important word you run away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok a personal one

Would it put you off meeting socially or more, A 39 year old who looks a lot younger, And why ?

I'm thinking a Woman 35-45 plus,

Its OK am a big boy I can take it

OI your not allowed to rule out the op on the ops thread. Besides I'm a cougar apparently

Don't cougars pray on young looking Men

prey being the important word you run away

I have mentioned my memory/spelling on another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my bed time? Yes

Trying to get rid of me? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok a personal one

Would it put you off meeting socially or more, A 39 year old who looks a lot younger, And why ?

I'm thinking a Woman 35-45 plus,

Its OK am a big boy I can take it

OI your not allowed to rule out the op on the ops thread. Besides I'm a cougar apparently

Don't cougars pray on young looking Men

prey being the important word you run away

I have mentioned my memory/spelling on another thread

I didn't mean your spelling I meant I chase but you run

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it my bed time? Yes

Trying to get rid of me? Lol"

Nah paranoid much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my bed time? Yes

Trying to get rid of me? Lol

Nah paranoid much?

Lmao... Moi??? Nah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it my bed time? Yes

Trying to get rid of me? Lol

Nah paranoid much?

Lmao... Moi??? Nah

Just joshin with ya. Matlock quite posh isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok a personal one

Would it put you off meeting socially or more, A 39 year old who looks a lot younger, And why ?

I'm thinking a Woman 35-45 plus,

Its OK am a big boy I can take it

OI your not allowed to rule out the op on the ops thread. Besides I'm a cougar apparently

Don't cougars pray on young looking Men

prey being the important word you run away

I have mentioned my memory/spelling on another thread

I didn't mean your spelling I meant I chase but you run

Maybe you're running fast enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my bed time? Yes

Trying to get rid of me? Lol

Nah paranoid much?

Lmao... Moi??? Nah

Just joshin with ya. Matlock quite posh isn't it?"

Bits are yes... And it's pretty dead lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Why is my women's intuition so fucking shite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok a personal one

Would it put you off meeting socially or more, A 39 year old who looks a lot younger, And why ?

I'm thinking a Woman 35-45 plus,

Its OK am a big boy I can take it

OI your not allowed to rule out the op on the ops thread. Besides I'm a cougar apparently

Don't cougars pray on young looking Men

prey being the important word you run away

I have mentioned my memory/spelling on another thread

I didn't mean your spelling I meant I chase but you run

Maybe you're running fast enough

I'm 5ft 1 and it's all in my torso. My legs are comically short

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is my women's intuition so fucking shite?"

Depends could be that the idea of what you thought was there was so good you ignored it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What should I do this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok a personal one

Would it put you off meeting socially or more, A 39 year old who looks a lot younger, And why ?

I'm thinking a Woman 35-45 plus,

Its OK am a big boy I can take it

OI your not allowed to rule out the op on the ops thread. Besides I'm a cougar apparently

Don't cougars pray on young looking Men

prey being the important word you run away

I have mentioned my memory/spelling on another thread

I didn't mean your spelling I meant I chase but you run

Maybe you're running fast enough

I'm 5ft 1 and it's all in my torso. My legs are comically short

Mine too. You should see me do the penguin

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok a personal one

Would it put you off meeting socially or more, A 39 year old who looks a lot younger, And why ?

I'm thinking a Woman 35-45 plus,

Its OK am a big boy I can take it

OI your not allowed to rule out the op on the ops thread. Besides I'm a cougar apparently

Don't cougars pray on young looking Men

prey being the important word you run away

I have mentioned my memory/spelling on another thread

I didn't mean your spelling I meant I chase but you run

Maybe you're running fast enough

I'm 5ft 1 and it's all in my torso. My legs are comically short

Mine too. You should see me do the penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door

Because I peek out, see it's you and hide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door

What doc said

No cake no entry?

Why am I hornier on Fridays?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door

What doc said

No cake no entry?

Why am I hornier on Fridays? "
I'd bring cake xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door

What doc said

No cake no entry?

Why am I hornier on Fridays? "

Because you got some on Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does the phone always ring when you have just got in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does the phone always ring when you have just got in the bath?"
I'm unqualified I don't have a bath atm, MINIONSSSSSSS answer this please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does the phone always ring when you have just got in the bath?"

Because when the human body does anything that will release happy hormones ie bathe, relax, sex, eat chocolate. It sends a signal to the dark destroyer of happiness and cause electrical impulses to make your phone ring causing one to shout loudly and say FFS!!!!! Who the feck is that now. Then the happy hormones dissappear and the world is returned to chaos once more xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does the phone always ring when you have just got in the bath?

Chilli Oh wise one thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always a pleasure my darling vara

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Do men assume you want to shag them if you fab their pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always a pleasure my darling vara

xx"

thanks il try to remember that next time i reach for my towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it always rain on me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do men assume you want to shag them if you fab their pics?

Yes....why haven't you fabed my picks.......oooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does it always rain on me?"

Cos you lied when you were 17 you naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why why why are we asking why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does buttered toast land buttered side down and yet cats always land on their feet?

What happens f you strap a slice of buttered toast to a cats back and drop it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An older woman who dates younger guys

what exactly dos being vanilla mean?

Your not into anything too kinky.

So can you be a cougar if your 29 and they are 26?"

I believe the women in their late 20's that date younger men are panthers??

Cougars are older women usually over 35

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why why why are we asking why?

Cos...you know....

Why are women so catty?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why does buttered toast land buttered side down and yet cats always land on their feet?

What happens f you strap a slice of buttered toast to a cats back and drop it?

Warp in the space time continuum!!!

Why is a cat's purr louder when you are asleep? ?

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Do you know who I am?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you know who I am?"
should I?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Do you know who I am?"

You're that narcissist who messages himself aren't you?

Why does this pink outfit look red on some phones?

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"Do you know who I am? should I? "

Might help, only I've forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who am I?

Who cares?

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"Do you know who I am?

You're that narcissist who messages himself aren't you?

Why does this pink outfit look red on some phones? "

Dark pink, now back to me!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Who am I?

Who cares?

Aw, the London ladies might. ....

What are dimples made of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who am I?

Who cares?

Aw, the London ladies might. ....

What are dimples made of?

Why does everyone think I'm in London today?

Dimples are made from sunshine and glitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who am I?

Who cares?

OI bitch don't start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An older woman who dates younger guys

what exactly dos being vanilla mean?

Your not into anything too kinky.

So can you be a cougar if your 29 and they are 26?

I was under the impression that you had to be a woman of 40+ to be classed as a cougar

So did I till someone called me one at 29!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Who am I?

Who cares?

Aw, the London ladies might. ....

What are dimples made of?

Why does everyone think I'm in London today?

Dimples are made from sunshine and glitter

I wished you were in London

Why are hand cuff photos a pain to do by yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which horse is going to win the Gold Cup today ?

I won £25 yesterday - so need another winning streak today.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who am I?

Who cares?

OI bitch don't start

Or what Hammy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who am I?

Who cares?

OI bitch don't start

Or what Hammy?"

Or I will add salt to your coffee

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over a year ago

"Who am I?

Who cares?

Aw, the London ladies might. ....

What are dimples made of?

Why does everyone think I'm in London today?

Dimples are made from sunshine and glitter

I wished you were in London

Why are hand cuff photos a pain to do by yourself "
Because I want some and no one ever does photos for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who am I?

Who cares?

OI bitch don't start

Or what Hammy?

Or I will add salt to your coffee

How do you get rid of a stalker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do men assume you want to shag them if you fab their pics?

No idea. Fab mine and I'll let you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who am I?

Who cares?

OI bitch don't start

Or what Hammy?

Or I will add salt to your coffee

I thought you did anyway

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over a year ago

"Who am I?

Who cares?

OI bitch don't start

Or what Hammy?

Or I will add salt to your coffee

How do you get rid of a stalker?

I've had a couple. One get someone to scare off. Another I dragged around for 3 years eventually he just stopped x

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over a year ago

"Who am I?

Who cares?

OI bitch don't start

Or what Hammy?

Or I will add salt to your coffee

I thought you did anyway"

Why do you think when it hurts so much?

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

What should I do with my Morning Glory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should I do with my Morning Glory?"

Wank it in an ice cream filled pair of knickers and call it a knickerfocker glory.

Why do I have more ear and nose hair than I do on my head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do penguins have knees ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What should I do with my Morning Glory?

Wank it in an ice cream filled pair of knickers and call it a knickerfocker glory.

Why do I have more ear and nose hair than I do on my head?"

Transmigration!!

Why am I so horny today?

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"What should I do with my Morning Glory?

Wank it in an ice cream filled pair of knickers and call it a knickerfocker glory.

Why do I have more ear and nose hair than I do on my head?

Transmigration!!

Why am I so horny today?

Because it's Friday!

What am I going to have for lunch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should I do with my Morning Glory?

Wank it in an ice cream filled pair of knickers and call it a knickerfocker glory.

Why do I have more ear and nose hair than I do on my head?

Transmigration!!

Why am I so horny today?

*Waves frantically.....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What should I do with my Morning Glory?

Wank it in an ice cream filled pair of knickers and call it a knickerfocker glory.

Why do I have more ear and nose hair than I do on my head?

Transmigration!!

Why am I so horny today?

*Waves frantically....."

Haha, sorry, it was not your little jelly men that did it today!

How did Aretha Franklin get so much talent!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should I do with my Morning Glory?

Wank it in an ice cream filled pair of knickers and call it a knickerfocker glory.

Why do I have more ear and nose hair than I do on my head?

Transmigration!!

Why am I so horny today?

*Waves frantically.....

Haha, sorry, it was not your little jelly men that did it today!

How did Aretha Franklin get so much talent!!!"

Phew, for once I'm not getting the blame for something....

She had "something" that others recognised. That "something" was nurtured and supported until it blossomed. Her talent is partly god given, partly nurtured, mostly developed by hard work over time.

#hellofavoice

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What should I do with my Morning Glory?

Wank it in an ice cream filled pair of knickers and call it a knickerfocker glory.

Why do I have more ear and nose hair than I do on my head?

Transmigration!!

Why am I so horny today?

*Waves frantically.....

Haha, sorry, it was not your little jelly men that did it today!

How did Aretha Franklin get so much talent!!!

Phew, for once I'm not getting the blame for something....

She had "something" that others recognised. That "something" was nurtured and supported until it blossomed. Her talent is partly god given, partly nurtured, mostly developed by hard work over time.

#hellofavoice"

Considering the way she sang on the album 'First 12 sides' at age 16, my money is on mostly god-given talent!!

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over a year ago

"What should I do with my Morning Glory?

Wank it in an ice cream filled pair of knickers and call it a knickerfocker glory.

Why do I have more ear and nose hair than I do on my head?

Transmigration!!

Why am I so horny today?

*Waves frantically.....

Haha, sorry, it was not your little jelly men that did it today!

How did Aretha Franklin get so much talent!!!

Phew, for once I'm not getting the blame for something....

She had "something" that others recognised. That "something" was nurtured and supported until it blossomed. Her talent is partly god given, partly nurtured, mostly developed by hard work over time.

#hellofavoice

Considering the way she sang on the album 'First 12 sides' at age 16, my money is on mostly god-given talent!!"

Didn't she start singing in a gospel choir quite young?

Must listen to the album, thanks for the pointer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why should I thank an inanimate object like a crunchie just because it's a Friday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why why why are we asking why?

Cos...you know....

Why are women so catty?

because some women are very Feline meeeeow

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Why should I thank an inanimate object like a crunchie just because it's a Friday?

"
. Perhaps you don't need to thank crunchie as suggested, but perhaps just enjoy one as its friday

Mrs cmy

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Why do I spend an age straigtening my hair only for it to be sticking up again ten minutes later?

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

Do you think that fish guys thirsy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think that fish guys thirsy

Eh? What's that mean?

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over a year ago

"Do you think that fish guys thirsy

Eh? What's that mean?"

It doesn't mean anything, they are having finger trubble.

Why is there only one monopoloies commission?

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