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Thursday is rant day. Part 2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's come to my attention that some rants went unapproved in the earlier thread, my apologies.

It's been a busy day so all rants approved collectively. (Except one)

Thursday rant day seems to be getting more popular, the threads never been closed for getting to big before and that's down to you guys jumping in and having fun.

If Thursday rant day continues to be this popular I'llbe asking for volunteers to moderate.

Although we might have to vote on it, after all, the self appointed thread monitor can't go appointing other monitors can he.

Thanks to everyone for the chuckles and making my birthday a fun day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your welcome long may the funny rants continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd happily throw my keys into the assistant thread moderator role...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the assistant role come with cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your welcome long may the funny rants continue "

Let's hope so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd happily throw my keys into the assistant thread moderator role..."

With great power comes great responsibility......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does the assistant role come with cake "

Of course it bloody does. To be honest, it's the only perk. There's no sex.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd happily throw my keys into the assistant thread moderator role...

With great power comes great responsibility...... "

Shit! The job description didn't say anything about responsibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm gonna rant, coz it's been pissing me off for a while now.

when you google chat sites, loads of results for sex chat sites.

sick of the internet it's all sex this and that.

gonna turn on google safe mode so no adult stuff turns up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i'm gonna rant, coz it's been pissing me off for a while now.

when you google chat sites, loads of results for sex chat sites.

sick of the internet it's all sex this and that.

gonna turn on google safe mode so no adult stuff turns up."

Maverick, you're up......

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Don't get me started on birthdays!! But hope you had a good one and thank you for my favourite forum threads........now back to grouch mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm gonna rant, coz it's been pissing me off for a while now.

when you google chat sites, loads of results for sex chat sites.

sick of the internet it's all sex this and that.

gonna turn on google safe mode so no adult stuff turns up."

Wasn't the Internet invented to give broader access to porn and sex sites?

However as you have undetaken measures to resolve your rant it will be approved this once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me started on birthdays!! But hope you had a good one and thank you for my favourite forum threads........now back to grouch mode "
a

Rant declined as you didn't get started....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant was only one word but it was the most rantworthy on the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19 hrs and 37 mins all good here OP

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran


"Don't get me started on birthdays!! But hope you had a good one and thank you for my favourite forum threads........now back to grouch mode a

Rant declined as you didn't get started...."

Its an age thing...take a while to get started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me started on birthdays!! But hope you had a good one and thank you for my favourite forum threads........now back to grouch mode a

Rant declined as you didn't get started....

Its an age thing...take a while to get started "

Need a hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urgh I did it!

I went out there! ( instead of staying in lovely warm bed!) and it ruined my whole day off!

It started with an extremely loud, bellowy, screechy family being next to me on the train who insisted that my friend and I move along to the window seats - as they wanted to put other family members on the seats next to us!

Erm ... scuse me... the whole motherfucking train is empty - why don't you go somewhere else to bellow and be irritating!!!!!

Now I'm home and I've realised that I have only condiments and wine in my fridge - so I have to have mayo and ketchup with a dash of pickle and mustard on the side!

Thank fuck for the wine!

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Appreciate the offer...6 ciders in tho so need more than a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm gonna rant, coz it's been pissing me off for a while now.

when you google chat sites, loads of results for sex chat sites.

sick of the internet it's all sex this and that.

gonna turn on google safe mode so no adult stuff turns up.

Wasn't the Internet invented to give broader access to porn and sex sites?

However as you have undetaken measures to resolve your rant it will be approved this once"

cool, thanks.

i signed up to a few dead sites already too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Urgh I did it!

I went out there! ( instead of staying in lovely warm bed!) and it ruined my whole day off!

It started with an extremely loud, bellowy, screechy family being next to me on the train who insisted that my friend and I move along to the window seats - as they wanted to put other family members on the seats next to us!

Erm ... scuse me... the whole motherfucking train is empty - why don't you go somewhere else to bellow and be irritating!!!!!

Now I'm home and I've realised that I have only condiments and wine in my fridge - so I have to have mayo and ketchup with a dash of pickle and mustard on the side!

Thank fuck for the wine!

"

Drink enough wine to blur the memory of the scutter family from hell, at this point condiments become a legitimate food group...

Rant most definitely approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appreciate the offer...6 ciders in tho so need more than a hand "

Egg whisk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the assistant role come with cake

Of course it bloody does. To be honest, it's the only perk. There's no sex..... "

I'm in

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran


"Appreciate the offer...6 ciders in tho so need more than a hand

Egg whisk?"

Rummaging through the cutlery draw now.....found a spud masher??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appreciate the offer...6 ciders in tho so need more than a hand

Egg whisk?

Rummaging through the cutlery draw now.....found a spud masher?? "

I'm sure we can make it work...

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

[Removed by poster at 17/03/16 19:57:22]

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran


"Appreciate the offer...6 ciders in tho so need more than a hand

Egg whisk?

Rummaging through the cutlery draw now.....found a spud masher??

I'm sure we can make it work..."

Last time I heard that I got married....a whole different topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appreciate the offer...6 ciders in tho so need more than a hand

Egg whisk?

Rummaging through the cutlery draw now.....found a spud masher??

I'm sure we can make it work...

Last time I heard that I got married....a whole different topic "

Umm yeah, so...I've just got to...to go...somewhere...somewhere important...

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You want a rant? Well here's a rant from the Rant-meister

Whenever there is a thread about driving all the 'holier-than-anycunt' jump out of the woodwork to brag about how safe they are (on the safest roads in the world) because they creep around in their Skooodaaaas, shitty Micras, Yarisseseses what-the-fuck-ever at 29.99999mph dropping to 0.01 mph over speed humps with their rear fogs on in a slight drizzle.....

Grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want a rant? Well here's a rant from the Rant-meister

Whenever there is a thread about driving all the 'holier-than-anycunt' jump out of the woodwork to brag about how safe they are (on the safest roads in the world) because they creep around in their Skooodaaaas, shitty Micras, Yarisseseses what-the-fuck-ever at 29.99999mph dropping to 0.01 mph over speed humps with their rear fogs on in a slight drizzle.....

Grrrrrrrrr

"

Its a truth that slow drivers cause many accidents as those stuck behind them loose patience and take unnecessary risks to pass them - you can fail your driving test for "failing to proceed with confidence"

Rant approved

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't really do rants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really do rants "

But how do you feel about not ranting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I seem to have worthy understudies in Maverick and Fantasy, great work while I've been having a power nap.

Best of all they're cheap......

I'll have them both up chimneys before the month is out.

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